95 mins #34 May 13, 24 We Watched "Monkey Man" The Ultimate Fighter: Monkey Man vs Engorged Elephant — only on ESPN!
113 mins #33 Apr 30, 24 We Watched "Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver" A (slow-)motion picture about grain and hand jibbers.
98 mins #31 Apr 15, 24 We Watched "The Beekeeper" Did Benny Hill write all the law enforcement parts in this script?
96 mins #30 Apr 08, 24 We Watched "Road House (1989)" This episode was brought to you by Penney OpCo LLC.
95 mins #25 Feb 26, 24 We Watched "Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One" This is what happens when you ask an AI to write a movie about AI.
106 mins #24 Feb 19, 24 We Watched "The Creator" In America and New Asia's battle for Most Incompetent Country, the losers are us.
96 mins #23 Feb 05, 24 We Watched "Meg 2: The Trench" Where should a "the" go when crafting a movie title? That is one of the most elusive questions humanity has ever been confronted with.
99 mins #22 Jan 29, 24 We Watched "Blue Beetle" Many Latinxs were harmed in the making of this movie.
95 mins #21 Jan 22, 24 We Watched "John Wick: Chapter 4" High Table swag used to be much better back in the day.
112 mins #19 Jan 08, 24 We Watched "Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire" a.k.a. "Slow Motion: The Movie".
96 mins #16 Dec 11, 23 We Watched "Doctor Who - The Star Beast" (TV Special) Call the Meep "the Meep" when referring to the Meep.
93 mins #15 Dec 04, 23 We Watched "I Believe in Santa" The real Christmas is the capitalism we made along the way.
103 mins #14 Nov 27, 23 We Watched "Avatar: The Way of Water" What happened to Jermain Clement's accent?
97 mins #13 Nov 20, 23 We Watched "Hidden Strike" (a.k.a. "Project X-Traction") Euron Greyjoy is a dick.