Chris

98 mins #26 Mar 04, 24

We Watched "The Marvels"

Get Flerkened, son!

95 mins #25 Feb 26, 24

We Watched "Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One"

This is what happens when you ask an AI to write a movie about AI.

106 mins #24 Feb 19, 24

We Watched "The Creator"

In America and New Asia's battle for Most Incompetent Country, the losers are us.

32 mins Feb 13, 24

BTS | We Talked About Carl Weathers

Rest in peace, king.

96 mins #23 Feb 05, 24

We Watched "Meg 2: The Trench"

Where should a "the" go when crafting a movie title? That is one of the most elusive questions humanity has ever been confronted with.

99 mins #22 Jan 29, 24

We Watched "Blue Beetle"

Many Latinxs were harmed in the making of this movie.

95 mins #21 Jan 22, 24

We Watched "John Wick: Chapter 4"

High Table swag used to be much better back in the day.

84 mins #20 Jan 15, 24

We Watched "The Super Mario Bros. Movie"

They did Luigi dirty.

112 mins #19 Jan 08, 24

We Watched "Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire"

a.k.a. "Slow Motion: The Movie".

97 mins #18 Dec 26, 23

We Watched "Shin Godzilla"

Nuke me, senpai!

91 mins #17 Dec 18, 23

We Watched "Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse"

Miguel O'Hara is a dick.

96 mins #16 Dec 11, 23

We Watched "Doctor Who - The Star Beast" (TV Special)

Call the Meep "the Meep" when referring to the Meep.

103 mins #14 Nov 27, 23

We Watched "Avatar: The Way of Water"

What happened to Jermain Clement's accent?

97 mins #13 Nov 20, 23

We Watched "Hidden Strike" (a.k.a. "Project X-Traction")

Euron Greyjoy is a dick.

95 mins #12 Nov 13, 23

We Watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem"

Raph has issues.

93 mins #11 Nov 06, 23

We Watched "Barbie (2023)"

The patriarchy was, in fact, harmed in the making of this episode.

86 mins #10 Oct 30, 23

We Watched "Friday the 13th"

Don't put the devil's horn in the soulhole.

98 mins #9 Oct 23, 23

We Watched "Disney's Haunted Mansion (2023)"

The Ghosts Union will hunt (and haunt) scabs.

100 mins #8 Oct 16, 23

We Watched "The Last Voyage of the Demeter"

The cook wasn't mentioned even once.

96 mins #7 Oct 09, 23

We Watched "M3GAN"

Gemma deserved that bitch slap, let's be honest.

101 mins #6 Oct 02, 23

We Watched "Renfield"

Fuck you, Kyle!

97 mins #5 Sep 25, 23

We Watched "Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves"

Fingering teaholes is the highest form of skullduggery.

103 mins #4 Sep 18, 23

We Watched "The Flash (2023)"

Get the fuck outta here!

96 mins #3 Sep 11, 23

We Watched "They Cloned Tyrone"

They cloned who now?

95 mins #2 Sep 04, 23

We Watched "Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania"

More like "Ant-Man and the Wasp: Where the Hell Was Luis?".

89 mins #1 Aug 28, 23

We Watched "Morbius"

Echolocating onto your feed right from the start. IT'S MORBIN' TIME!

2 mins Aug 16, 23

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