Matt

97 mins #45 Aug 05, 24

We Watched "Deadpool & Wolverine"

Poor Anna Paquin.

100 mins #44 Jul 29, 24

We Watched "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga"

Lil' D energy all over.

88 mins #43 Jul 22, 24

We Watched "The Fall Guy"

Glen was a true visionary.

88 mins #42 Jul 15, 24

We Watched "Abigail (2024)"

Suck-a my bleu!

89 mins #41 Jul 01, 24

We Watched "Godzilla Minus One"

He's just looking for love, y'all.

99 mins #40 Jun 24, 24

We Watched "Oppenheimer"

Just a hint of sidesack.

93 mins #39 Jun 17, 24

We Watched "Captain America: The First Avenger"

Soaking on fondue.

99 mins #38 Jun 10, 24

We Watched "Overlord (2018)"

Running with syringes.

88 mins #37 Jun 03, 24

We Watched "The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare"

Eøt yøur dømn rugbrød!

98 mins #36 May 27, 24

We Watched "Madame Web"

But we wish we didn't.

93 mins #35 May 20, 24

We Watched "Dune: Part Two"

LISAN AL-GAIB!

95 mins #34 May 13, 24

We Watched "Monkey Man"

The Ultimate Fighter: Monkey Man vs Engorged Elephant — only on ESPN!

113 mins #33 Apr 30, 24

We Watched "Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver"

A (slow-)motion picture about grain and hand jibbers.

97 mins #32 Apr 22, 24

We Watched "Damsel"

Dragon deez nuts.

98 mins #31 Apr 15, 24

We Watched "The Beekeeper"

Did Benny Hill write all the law enforcement parts in this script?

96 mins #30 Apr 08, 24

We Watched "Road House (1989)"

This episode was brought to you by Penney OpCo LLC.

86 mins #28 Mar 18, 24

We Watched "Outlaw Johnny Black"

Darth Yarbrough sees all.

86 mins #27 Mar 11, 24

We Watched "The Monkey King (2023)"

See you next Tuesday.

98 mins #26 Mar 04, 24

We Watched "The Marvels"

Get Flerkened, son!

95 mins #25 Feb 26, 24

We Watched "Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One"

This is what happens when you ask an AI to write a movie about AI.

106 mins #24 Feb 19, 24

We Watched "The Creator"

In America and New Asia's battle for Most Incompetent Country, the losers are us.

96 mins #23 Feb 05, 24

We Watched "Meg 2: The Trench"

Where should a "the" go when crafting a movie title? That is one of the most elusive questions humanity has ever been confronted with.

99 mins #22 Jan 29, 24

We Watched "Blue Beetle"

Many Latinxs were harmed in the making of this movie.

95 mins #21 Jan 22, 24

We Watched "John Wick: Chapter 4"

High Table swag used to be much better back in the day.

84 mins #20 Jan 15, 24

We Watched "The Super Mario Bros. Movie"

They did Luigi dirty.

112 mins #19 Jan 08, 24

We Watched "Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire"

a.k.a. "Slow Motion: The Movie".

97 mins #18 Dec 26, 23

We Watched "Shin Godzilla"

Nuke me, senpai!

91 mins #17 Dec 18, 23

We Watched "Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse"

Miguel O'Hara is a dick.

96 mins #16 Dec 11, 23

We Watched "Doctor Who - The Star Beast" (TV Special)

Call the Meep "the Meep" when referring to the Meep.

93 mins #15 Dec 04, 23

We Watched "I Believe in Santa"

The real Christmas is the capitalism we made along the way.