Matt

88 mins

#37 Jun 03, 24

We Watched "The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare"

Eøt yøur dømn rugbrød!

98 mins

#36 May 27, 24

We Watched "Madame Web"

But we wish we didn't.

93 mins

#35 May 20, 24

We Watched "Dune: Part Two"

LISAN AL-GAIB!

95 mins

#34 May 13, 24

We Watched "Monkey Man"

The Ultimate Fighter: Monkey Man vs Engorged Elephant — only on ESPN!

113 mins

#33 Apr 30, 24

We Watched "Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver"

A (slow-)motion picture about grain and hand jibbers.

97 mins

#32 Apr 22, 24

We Watched "Damsel"

Dragon deez nuts.

98 mins

#31 Apr 15, 24

We Watched "The Beekeeper"

Did Benny Hill write all the law enforcement parts in this script?

96 mins

#30 Apr 08, 24

We Watched "Road House (1989)"

This episode was brought to you by Penney OpCo LLC.

86 mins

#28 Mar 18, 24

We Watched "Outlaw Johnny Black"

Darth Yarbrough sees all.

86 mins

#27 Mar 11, 24

We Watched "The Monkey King (2023)"

See you next Tuesday.

98 mins

#26 Mar 04, 24

We Watched "The Marvels"

Get Flerkened, son!

95 mins

#25 Feb 26, 24

We Watched "Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One"

This is what happens when you ask an AI to write a movie about AI.

106 mins

#24 Feb 19, 24

We Watched "The Creator"

In America and New Asia's battle for Most Incompetent Country, the losers are us.

96 mins

#23 Feb 05, 24

We Watched "Meg 2: The Trench"

Where should a "the" go when crafting a movie title? That is one of the most elusive questions humanity has ever been confronted with.

99 mins

#22 Jan 29, 24

We Watched "Blue Beetle"

Many Latinxs were harmed in the making of this movie.

95 mins

#21 Jan 22, 24

We Watched "John Wick: Chapter 4"

High Table swag used to be much better back in the day.

84 mins

#20 Jan 15, 24

We Watched "The Super Mario Bros. Movie"

They did Luigi dirty.

112 mins

#19 Jan 08, 24

We Watched "Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire"

a.k.a. "Slow Motion: The Movie".

97 mins

#18 Dec 26, 23

We Watched "Shin Godzilla"

Nuke me, senpai!

91 mins

#17 Dec 18, 23

We Watched "Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse"

Miguel O'Hara is a dick.

96 mins

#16 Dec 11, 23

We Watched "Doctor Who - The Star Beast" (TV Special)

Call the Meep "the Meep" when referring to the Meep.

93 mins

#15 Dec 04, 23

We Watched "I Believe in Santa"

The real Christmas is the capitalism we made along the way. 

103 mins

#14 Nov 27, 23

We Watched "Avatar: The Way of Water"

What happened to Jermain Clement's accent?

97 mins

#13 Nov 20, 23

We Watched "Hidden Strike" (a.k.a. "Project X-Traction")

Euron Greyjoy is a dick.

95 mins

#12 Nov 13, 23

We Watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem"

Raph has issues.

93 mins

#11 Nov 06, 23

We Watched "Barbie (2023)"

The patriarchy was, in fact, harmed in the making of this episode.

86 mins

#10 Oct 30, 23

We Watched "Friday the 13th"

Don't put the devil's horn in the soulhole.

98 mins

#9 Oct 23, 23

We Watched "Disney's Haunted Mansion (2023)"

The Ghosts Union will hunt (and haunt) scabs.

100 mins

#8 Oct 16, 23

We Watched "The Last Voyage of the Demeter"

The cook wasn't mentioned even once.

96 mins

#7 Oct 09, 23

We Watched "M3GAN"

Gemma deserved that bitch slap, let's be honest.