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95 mins #34 May 13, 24

We Watched "Monkey Man"

The Ultimate Fighter: Monkey Man vs Engorged Elephant — only on ESPN!

113 mins #33 Apr 30, 24

We Watched "Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver"

A (slow-)motion picture about grain and hand jibbers.

97 mins #32 Apr 22, 24

We Watched "Damsel"

Dragon deez nuts.

98 mins #31 Apr 15, 24

We Watched "The Beekeeper"

Did Benny Hill write all the law enforcement parts in this script?

96 mins #30 Apr 08, 24

We Watched "Road House (1989)"

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86 mins #29 Apr 01, 24

We Watched "Road House (2024)"

The answer is "Florida".

86 mins #27 Mar 11, 24

We Watched "The Monkey King (2023)"

See you next Tuesday.

98 mins #26 Mar 04, 24

We Watched "The Marvels"

Get Flerkened, son!

95 mins #25 Feb 26, 24

We Watched "Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One"

This is what happens when you ask an AI to write a movie about AI.

96 mins #23 Feb 05, 24

We Watched "Meg 2: The Trench"

Where should a "the" go when crafting a movie title? That is one of the most elusive questions humanity has ever been confronted with.

99 mins #22 Jan 29, 24

We Watched "Blue Beetle"

Many Latinxs were harmed in the making of this movie.

95 mins #21 Jan 22, 24

We Watched "John Wick: Chapter 4"

High Table swag used to be much better back in the day.

84 mins #20 Jan 15, 24

We Watched "The Super Mario Bros. Movie"

They did Luigi dirty.

112 mins #19 Jan 08, 24

We Watched "Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire"

a.k.a. "Slow Motion: The Movie".

97 mins #18 Dec 26, 23

We Watched "Shin Godzilla"

Nuke me, senpai!

93 mins #15 Dec 04, 23

We Watched "I Believe in Santa"

The real Christmas is the capitalism we made along the way. 

103 mins #14 Nov 27, 23

We Watched "Avatar: The Way of Water"

What happened to Jermain Clement's accent?

95 mins #12 Nov 13, 23

We Watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem"

Raph has issues.

93 mins #11 Nov 06, 23

We Watched "Barbie (2023)"

The patriarchy was, in fact, harmed in the making of this episode.

86 mins #10 Oct 30, 23

We Watched "Friday the 13th"

Don't put the devil's horn in the soulhole.

98 mins #9 Oct 23, 23

We Watched "Disney's Haunted Mansion (2023)"

The Ghosts Union will hunt (and haunt) scabs.

100 mins #8 Oct 16, 23

We Watched "The Last Voyage of the Demeter"

The cook wasn't mentioned even once.

101 mins #6 Oct 02, 23

We Watched "Renfield"

Fuck you, Kyle!

97 mins #5 Sep 25, 23

We Watched "Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves"

Fingering teaholes is the highest form of skullduggery.

103 mins #4 Sep 18, 23

We Watched "The Flash (2023)"

Get the fuck outta here!

96 mins #3 Sep 11, 23

We Watched "They Cloned Tyrone"

They cloned who now?

95 mins #2 Sep 04, 23

We Watched "Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania"

More like "Ant-Man and the Wasp: Where the Hell Was Luis?".

89 mins #1 Aug 28, 23

We Watched "Morbius"

Echolocating onto your feed right from the start. IT'S MORBIN' TIME!

2 mins Aug 16, 23

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