Matt (00:01.011)
Hey, welcome back to, oh God, popcorn and plotholes. Did I get it right?

Luciano (00:06.385)
You won't want to do that again.

Chris (00:07.298)
And the award goes to...

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (00:10.019)
professional

Matt (00:11.583)
Did I get it? Are we good? Ah, let's go with it. That's fine. It is the welcome to the majesty of podcast recording where we could stop and re-record it, but we're lazy and we don't get paid for this. You've heard everyone's voice, but just for posterity sake, this is popcorn on plot hole. We talk about movies. We talk about the facts movies. I'm trying to do this off the top of my head. It's fantasy, action.

Luciano (00:12.748)
You did, but...

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (00:13.641)
You're good. You're perfect.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (00:22.701)
We shan't!

Chris (00:25.833)
No turning back!

Matt (00:39.371)
Comic, Thriller and Sci-Fi movies. Hey, look at this, I'm getting it.

Luciano (00:41.767)
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (00:43.904)
Nailed it.

Chris (00:45.096)
BOOMACLASS!

Matt (00:46.223)
Specifically this week, we are talking, I guess, fantasy, maybe some action, Dungeons and Dragons, Honor Amongst Thieves, aka D&D Hat for short. And we have two experts and one Spencer joining us this week on the podcast.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:02.835)
Yo, D! What's the opposite of an expert? An... Just Spencer? A novice. A... A dum-dum, as they say. D&D stands for dum-dum. As far as I know.

Luciano (01:04.21)
Hahaha!

Matt (01:08.367)
I said Spencer, I thought it was imply. Yeah.

Chris (01:10.294)
Yeah

Luciano (01:11.952)
The Spencer.

Matt (01:14.257)
Yeah.

I, maybe. Uh.

Luciano (01:20.987)
For some people, yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:24.373)
D&D, we watch Dumb and Dumber, right? That's the movie. Ha ha ha.

Matt (01:26.155)
Who sure did.

Chris (01:26.414)
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Matt (01:30.889)
Also with me, one of the experts Luciano.

Luciano (01:34.272)
Hello and I don't know what my alignment is

Matt (01:39.84)
Okay, good. Chris, you're here as a neutral observer.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:39.883)
What? I'm already lost.

Luciano (01:41.219)
What? How dare you!

Chris (01:46.434)
I am. This is a safe space. Let's let us let us maintain the let us maintain the disrespect. Okay, let's keep it dirty filthy and grimy. Yes.

Luciano (01:50.405)
No it's not.

Hahaha!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:59.215)
Chris's class is handsome and svelte.

Matt (01:59.371)
That's what she said.

So, hey Spencer.

Luciano (02:06.667)
Oh no, his words are oozing again.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (02:06.968)
Sorry.

Chris (02:07.009)
Accepted, graciously.

Matt (02:07.72)
No.

Chris (02:11.638)
And I also take bribes!

Matt (02:11.929)
now.

Matt (02:16.491)
Uh, so let's start with this movie, Dungeons and Dragons Hat. Um, we all watched it. Some of us have watched it once, twice, three times potentially. So some of us saw it in the theater together, side by side, holding hands, living out our dreams. We did. Yeah. Um.

Chris (02:19.715)
Yeah

Luciano (02:30.64)
Some of us did.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (02:34.052)
spent your dollar it is

Luciano (02:35.532)
and crying at the end.

Chris (02:38.622)
Happy?

Matt (02:40.367)
Yes, obviously, happily. That's why I watch it three times. You think I hate watching it? Well, you know what? That sounds like me. We're going to focus on this movie, though. So I will just start off the bat. I love this movie. It captures everything that it is to be a D&D player. From the start, where they ride Jonathan's feathery wings out of the jail into freedom, even though they are pardoned, you know, you're

Luciano (02:55.568)
Yes.

Chris (03:07.58)
Yeah.

Matt (03:08.799)
the feel and tenor of this movie is correct for D&D and not a, shall we say, 2000-era Jeremy Irons vehicle.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (03:16.919)
DRAGONS!

Luciano (03:20.178)
Hahaha!

Chris (03:20.588)
Hey! Put some respect on that steaming garbage fire that we hold near and dear to us. Do you really, really know that? No.

Matt (03:25.775)
No one does. No one does. I will never put respect on it.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (03:27.659)
I can feel your hate! Chachachacha! Hehehehe He does that in the movie Chachachacha!

Chris (03:31.983)
Rowan Atkinson? Is that you?

Matt (03:34.183)
Oh god. He does this... I don't know if that's the worst thing or if it's um... What is this guy, Bruce whatever, with his fucking silver lipstick?

Luciano (03:36.28)
Yeah, he does.

Chris (03:43.982)
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Luciano (03:44.247)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hehehehe

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (03:45.115)
So you said the best part right? You said the best part.

Matt (03:46.863)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, here, full service, if you wanna know more about that godforsaken movie, we have a previous podcast we switched from, which was called You're Wrong. And if you look that up, we covered the 2000s Dungeon Dragons movie.

Luciano (04:01.639)
the aborted abomination that is Dungeons & Dragons 2000.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (04:05.901)
I thought they took all those old episodes and sent them into the sun as far as I heard. Are they still available?

Matt (04:11.207)
Um, maybe. Who knows? You know what? It's on, it's on, we'll put it on the web somewhere for you. We'll upload it to YouTube just so you can find that special beauty. And, and listen to it. Godspeed to you all. Um... Ahem. Yeah, yeah. So let's talk about this movie a bit more. Like, you know, that's, I love this movie. Um, and I'm not ashamed to say it. What do you got? Like, what were your favorite parts? Or worst parts if you, if you're a fucking heathen?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (04:15.882)
Okay.

God bless your soul. G-g-yeah, god speeds.

Chris (04:19.127)
Oh yeah.

B side, it's the B side of our podcast.

Luciano (04:38.562)
No, but not poisoning the well or anything

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (04:41.991)
Yeah, exactly. Not trying to influence you. Can I ask a question, Matt? Of you? I... You say this captures a D&D vibe well, as someone who's never played D&D. I thought they took D&D and kind of like, Marvel-fied it. But are you saying that it's always kind of quippy and like lighthearted? Because I always thought D&D was like serious.

Matt (04:53.055)
Yes.

Matt (05:05.703)
No, um, you know, LARPing is serious. I don't even, that's not even fair to LARPers. It's not a serious game. No one. Yeah, that's fair. No one who has played D&D has ever played it seriously. And I'm sure there are people who have and you're wrong because what, what generally happens is there, there is so much, what is called table talk in D&D, so you do things in the game and you do things in the real world and your character might be very serious, uh, AKA Zenk, but

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (05:12.116)
I'm sorry.

Luciano (05:13.135)
Yeah, I take offense to that.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (05:15.671)
Hehehehe

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (05:23.458)
Hehehehe

Matt (05:35.387)
Everybody table talks and makes jokes and cracks wise throughout the game. And so you have that happening in the movie. And it really is just cracking wise going through the story until you get to action sequences where you murder hobo your way through problems. And then you go back to cracking wise until the next murder hobo opportunity arises.

Luciano (05:54.647)
Yeah, that's, I was going to say, even when the scene, like you can have serious scenes sometimes, maybe not in D&D as much, in other systems, sure, but like even during the serious scenes, you're still quipping, because you're playing with your friends, right? It's fun, right?

Matt (06:10.031)
Yeah, if you watch like the play the live play podcasts like critical role or acquisitions inc. Or I think it's dimensions 20. They are very serious scenes in some of those there, you know, some of them have like, you know, critical roles all professional voice actors, they do very serious scenes. But in between it, they still fuck around as much as possible.

Luciano (06:16.098)
Mm-hmm.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (06:29.847)
Okay, well now I know. So, sounds like they nailed the D&D vibe. That's why I hated this movie. No, no, this was a good movie. As someone who had never watched, or never played D&D, literally my full, all my knowledge comes from

Chris (06:30.768)
Hmm.

Luciano (06:32.522)
Yeah.

Chris (06:43.483)
Slow burn! Slow burn.

Chris (06:52.206)
I'm just kidding.

Matt (06:53.716)
Wow.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (06:56.56)
the 2000 Dungeons and Dragons movie, so I consider myself an expert of sorts.

Chris (07:02.151)
Some say this is true.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (07:03.887)
and it was weird how the actors weren't over emoting all the time. That was strange. And it was weird that it had a budget.

Matt (07:13.159)
Well, I mean, one of them was... Hugh Grant, we see you.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (07:19.015)
Yeah, he was the only character that really resonated. No, the movie was like someone who doesn't really know D and D. I thought it was very fun and cool. Maybe you want to see more.

Luciano (07:19.291)
Yeah.

Chris (07:24.048)
NAH

Luciano (07:32.495)
And I like to me, one of the things I thought I could, like if you had asked me before I watched if they could ever capture it in a way that didn't feel forced, I would say no. And they did is even like the fourth wall breakage with some of the things that they did. Like when they ask, why is it only five questions that you can ask? It's like, I don't know. It just seems random. Like that's stuff that we do sometimes when we're looking at it like, oh, you can do this up until 20 feet. Like what happens at 21 feet?

Nothing. But it... Yeah, it's like that kind of stuff comes up during the game. And if you ask me, oh, can they do this in... I was like, there's no way they can bring this up in a movie and make it work. And they did. So like, I... Yeah, I watched it the first time. I loved it. I watched it the second time now. I love it even more. So I'm like a super sucker for the movie. And yeah, I am. I am. I am. Yeah.

Chris (08:03.606)
the hither thither stick to.

Matt (08:03.671)
Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (08:25.827)
Good!

Chris (08:27.598)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Matt (08:29.151)
Hehehehehehe

Luciano (08:32.719)
And I found myself trying to, especially the second time around, trying to like, what spell is that? Or what level are they? Like that kind of shit. That's, I caught myself doing that all the time.

Matt (08:45.179)
Yeah, they do a good job of incorporating all the D&D stuff well without making it like fucking Hans Solo's dice, right, where it's like it's a thing when it didn't need to be a thing.

Luciano (08:54.727)
Yeah, or like the Warcraft movie. Like the Warcraft movie where like if you haven't played, you have no fucking idea what's going on. Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (08:56.834)
Everyone knows what you're talking about.

Matt (08:59.188)
Yeah, they do.

Matt (09:03.407)
Yeah, yeah, I became confusing, right? Like, you know, you're well, you know enough about magic, you know, about dragons and creatures and stuff that none of it's out of place.

Luciano (09:09.297)
Yeah.

Luciano (09:14.548)
It feels like if you know D&D, you catch more, but you can watch it like Spencer said, you know, he hasn't played and it's still a fun movie to watch.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (09:24.439)
Yeah, I was kind of like excited to hear your guys. Like I was kind of curious what the most, the coolest like parts for D&D fans that I missed. Like, was there any ones that were like, you're like, oh, like they won't get it, but that was so cool.

Luciano (09:36.745)
Ugh.

Matt (09:39.239)
Yeah, for me is a really obvious one. Um, they made a cartoon in the 1980s, um, where it was like six kids that went to an amusement park and then fell into a hole for, and ended up in the D and D world. Well, they had to ride a roller coaster to do that. I'll never know, but they basically, they had some, yeah, they had some, and they had some weird dude called the dungeon master going around and telling them what to do every once in a while. And it was classic eighties.

Luciano (09:44.393)
Yeah!

Chris (09:45.903)
AHAHAHA

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (09:57.109)
This is just classic 80s cartoon magic.

Luciano (09:59.715)
Yes.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (10:06.132)
He's just a pedo clown from the amusement park. Let's play a game! Hoo hoo!

Matt (10:08.915)
Probably, maybe they're just all high or dead, who knows. But like he basically assigned them all a class and they all like wore very colorful outfits in. And so in the scene where you have the maze and there's three teams, one of the teams is all those kids as adults as the team. You can pick out all the different colors and the different character classes. So that was like, there's a really cool shadow that.

Luciano (10:18.552)
Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (10:26.931)
Oh really?

Luciano (10:28.304)
Yeah.

Matt (10:34.875)
If you don't know, it wouldn't have registered, but for me it was like, Oh shit, it's the guys and the girls from the fucking cartoon. Uh, no, they were in the cage in the middle. So technically they might've lived.

Luciano (10:38.781)
Yeah, yeah

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (10:39.677)
Did they all die?

Luciano (10:45.131)
Yeah, to me the best one was like seeing some of the spells, like really the crazy spells that we use during the game and seeing how they represented them, like Meteor's Shower that she casts when they begin the fight at the end with the Meteors and Bigby's Hand with the

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (10:46.896)
Okay, that was a great answer.

Chris (11:05.004)
Thanks for watching!

Luciano (11:10.455)
Like all that stuff is always in our heads when we were playing and seeing that portrayed super well was really fun.

Chris (11:18.062)
Did this spell, did this spell on the, on like the supposed treasure room, was that an actual spell from D&D? It was? Okay.

Luciano (11:24.907)
Yeah, Mordenkainen's arcane shield. Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (11:29.735)
you make me almost want to play Dungeons and Dragons, how you talk about it. But then I remember I like having sex. So I just decide I'm going to hold off for now.

Luciano (11:33.63)
Hahaha!

Matt (11:40.843)
Bro, this isn't the 90s.

Luciano (11:42.604)
Yeah, or the 80s.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (11:42.739)
Listen bro, yo, DIRT!

Matt (11:45.151)
Hot people play magic. Yeah, hot people, Joe Manganiello plays fucking D&D. Like Vin Diesel, say what you want, but yeah.

Chris (11:45.422)
Do you know, did you, did you know Vin Diesel loves D&D?

Luciano (11:56.074)
Yeah, he has a dungeon beneath his house where he plays. It's amazing.

Chris (12:00.098)
Wow, no sarcasm. That's cool.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (12:01.187)
Talking about, does he play with his family?

Luciano (12:02.879)
No sarcasm, yeah. Yeah, he plays with his, well, now ex-wife, Sofia Vergara, so...

Chris (12:06.423)
BLEH

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (12:10.415)
Oh, you're talking about Joe Arthur, you're talking about Vin Diesel. That's why I said, does he play with his family?

Luciano (12:12.139)
Yeah, I think this I have no idea. They did. Yeah.

Chris (12:13.35)
All they split up, Joe and Sophia, that's sad.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (12:16.947)
Yeah, I wonder why. DND. Yeah. It always comes back to Joe Manganiello.

Matt (12:18.647)
Welcome to the Joe the Joe Manganiello podcast are we talk about? Yeah

Luciano (12:23.378)
Joe Manganello TMZ hour.

Chris (12:27.389)
Here's the latest tea. Did you know that Joe?

Matt (12:32.491)
Thank you. Yeah, so they did a good job of just showing the game in a way that it was impactful for people who know, but made a really fun movie for people that don't. At least that's my interpretation. Why don't you people who know nothing about Dungeons & Dragons tell us if you had fun or not? Chris.

Luciano (12:46.867)
Yeah, exactly.

Chris (12:52.487)
I think this has got to be one of the most fun times I've had with a facts, like a movie that falls into the facts category quite some time. Some notes that I wrote down were like, the challenge is outshine the world building and I'm good with the world building. But

Like when we think of the formula, like we need, we need the relationships with the people in the party. We need to know what their goals are. We need to know what their mission is. We need to know what their motivations are. And all of that was, um, it felt genuine to me. Like Edgans trying to put his family back together. Holga is, is trying to maintain what she has and then love lost. Like all of that builds up like even before the real mission kind of came together.

I was already hooked, also in large part thanks to the beginning kickoff of the movie. So Matt was right, like the tone was set from the beginning and I was good, but the thing is that they kept coming with all of the foundations that you need in order to ride this out with them. And so even when they got towards the end, I don't give a fuck if this is a spoiler warning or not. Don't worry, I'm on the ball, but it is, bitch.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (14:09.583)
But it is. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Matt (14:11.923)
Definitely is.

Luciano (14:12.456)
Hahahaha!

Chris (14:13.238)
When they're on the fucking ship with the treasure and the things are like wrapping up But then the beckoning death is creeping down Honestly, I thought the movie was gonna rap at that point and that would set up a sequel but they decided to go Back onto the playing field and take care business. I was like damn I'm here for this Let's go and fucking do it

Luciano (14:37.687)
It's called, uh, that's called following your alignment. That's what that's called.

Chris (14:41.682)
You know, like, God damn, like I had a good ass time.

Matt (14:45.631)
Chris, can I ask you a question? When that happened, you weren't annoyed by the fact that the beckoning deaths clearly got to a level that they could not have gotten back in time to solve the problem.

Chris (14:55.978)
yeah that was a little odd, i was like, that thing was, the velocity, the velocity, like i'm not a premier mathematician but like, that shit was moving faster than they could've, like maybe simon used the wind spell i'm guessing? but maybe they should've shown that. is that a plot hole? is that a plot hole?

Luciano (14:56.201)
Hahaha!

Matt (14:57.771)
I'm like, it's like on top of everybody.

Luciano (15:00.663)
Yeah, yeah.

Luciano (15:10.219)
No, you don't know the power. It's the power of greed. It's the power of greed. It's like, oh, there's rainy money. They all got really fast getting out of there.

Chris (15:20.974)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (15:22.592)
and the power of friendship.

Luciano (15:25.157)
That's the kind of excuse Matt as a DM would give us.

Chris (15:28.31)
And my also favorite scene was the introductory thing.

Luciano (15:30.775)
Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Yeah, exactly That oh that is another cool thing like the whole maze and like part was super cool Like that's the kind of shit that DMS especially DMS that get thrown a curveball by their players to go up fuck What I'm gonna do you're in the maze like that's so classic Yeah, hey at least

Matt (15:32.979)
Listen, how many display service for this movie?

Chris (15:41.519)
Hmm? Hmm.

Matt (15:52.219)
Yep, figure it out, bitches.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (15:57.199)
Chris, I'm just gonna start talking to you, like making things up like the way they are. One more. No, yeah.

Chris (15:57.334)
Digga digga digga.

Chris (16:02.508)
So you're in a maze and you've got you've got you've got chocolate pudding raining from the sky. You've got

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (16:09.106)
Oh no.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (16:14.051)
Roll the dice. Roll that dice.

Chris (16:14.51)
Cut your dice your dice says you got a d6. What do you do?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (16:21.567)
know, I'm gonna bring out my critical sword that's engine powered. Hey, hey, in our lore.

Chris (16:25.835)
OH

Matt (16:26.309)
This is a really good time for... I'm actually with Luciano. Because what you're describing is fucking making me angry.

Luciano (16:31.448)
Oh no.

Chris (16:32.526)
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Luciano (16:36.225)
Yeah, it's making me angry too.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (16:38.257)
Hey, there's nothing in our game. There's nothing better than a d6 when you're fighting chocolate pudding. I'm just gonna say that you don't know that Me and Chris know

Chris (16:43.138)
Tell them! Get them!

Matt (16:46.131)
That's fine, but this is the Dungeons and Dragons movie, not the weird, slightly porny game that Chris and Spencer play.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (16:53.667)
Well, that's a shame. It is to me, Chris. It is to me.

Chris (16:54.01)
No, that's not PORNY!

Matt (16:56.499)
The sound you're making made it sound porny.

Chris (16:59.918)
I was trying to... I'm here for you, bro. So that was an actually moment. I was trying to do the newsflash, actually.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (17:03.031)
We were playing a different game.

Luciano (17:04.773)
gonna

Luciano (17:10.267)
I'm just gonna say the thing that bothered me the most about that whole thing was when Chris said, you have a D6, what do you do? It made me want to go to your house and punch you in the face.

Matt (17:18.715)
It's... it's... Yeah. It's wrong.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (17:22.965)
D6 is a 6 inch dick.

Chris (17:23.662)
I've played the game before.

Luciano (17:24.219)
Like this is like it's so it's so wrong in so many levels that I don't even know where to begin. But actually Did you know that in the last scene when they were fighting? Sofina did you know that like light spell that Simon cast that's called magic missile and it misses her and that spell cannot miss Did you know that person is not supposed to miss? I don't know how he made

Chris (17:31.475)
Actually. Do do do. Mmm.

Matt (17:37.119)
Sofina.

Matt (17:48.645)
Yep.

Chris (17:51.357)
OH SHIT

Luciano (17:52.203)
How can Simon be that bad at he misses with magic missile? I don't know. I have no idea. Yeah. Also, well, I don't know if I want to go there, but actually, here's the thing. I wasn't really counting. Oh, my kidding. I was counting. So,

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (17:54.095)
I'll see you next time.

I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

Chris (18:08.341)
Hmm.

Luciano (18:21.639)
four or five fourth level spells and at least three or four like seven level spells in a wizard with that many spell slots what the fuck is going on there is she the is she being played by the dm's girlfriend is that what's going on there that's what i'm thinking

Chris (18:22.814)
Uh huh.

Chris (18:33.87)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Chris (18:38.67)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (18:39.307)
Well, actually, she had a slot potion that had a plus five slot effect. Hey, let me finish. Let me finish. It had a plus five slot.

Chris (18:45.624)
Mm-hmm.

Luciano (18:46.424)
See this is why do you this is this is on you Matt cuz you brought this shit up and now Now not only am I offered

Chris (18:49.769)
Mm-hmm. Get him! Get him, Spencer! Get him, Spencer! Get him! Just keep talking, Spencer! Keep talking, Spencer! Keep talking!

Luciano (18:56.603)
I'm being offered what to do with the d6 and now there's a slot potion. I wanna kill myself.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (19:00.943)
A slot potion can increase your slot by 7 slot holes.

Chris (19:05.506)
Did she take the mushroom of em- of em- of emboldened mint?

Matt (19:09.325)
We're back to the porn game. I don't know why you need so many slots.

Chris (19:11.639)
WHAT?!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (19:12.487)
What's sexual about talking about slot holes? You look at me in the slot hole and you tell me it's sexual, okay?

Chris (19:14.999)
Yes.

Chris (19:18.81)
Correct! Deeply! Make connection! Hmm... HAHAHAHAHAHA! Serious! ECHO

Matt (19:19.86)
Think I am?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (19:20.719)
Hahaha

Luciano (19:21.254)
I think you are.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (19:23.819)
Matt... My slot hole is so tight.

Matt (19:29.647)
And this has been, this has been, I'm actually with Luciano mostly and weird Spencer. Some weird other shit. Hey Chris, can we pause? Sorry, no, I wanna actually pause. You're the hottest motherfucker alive on the microphone right now. No, but it's, but you like come in and yell.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (19:35.887)
Hehehehe

Luciano (19:36.797)
And then some other shit going around it

Chris (19:39.886)
I have a legit question in follow up to your thing. Oh, okay. Yes, yes.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (19:46.647)
Yeah Chris, your mic is so fucking hot. It sounds like you are-

Chris (19:48.59)
I'll turn it down. It's a new setup, sorry. I'll turn it. Oh, sorry.

Luciano (19:52.759)
Yeah, you come in close and you yell like there's no tomorrow.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (19:57.035)
You sound like you're on an 80s phone from 90s.

Chris (19:57.442)
Is this better? Because it's usually, that's too low.

Luciano (19:59.567)
Now that's too low. Mm-hmm.

Matt (20:02.143)
Turn it up a bit. The problem is, I think, is it doesn't necessarily matter how low the microphone is. I don't think it can handle your yelling. Because normally when you see people sing or yell, they actually back off the mic. And when you get louder, you get closer onto the mic.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (20:08.387)
You're too loud.

Luciano (20:17.587)
You get you get excited It doesn't matter that doesn't matter You need to bring it up because it's really low now Yeah, yeah It's too low

Chris (20:18.23)
The thing is off as well, yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (20:20.14)
It's called mic control.

Matt (20:21.718)
Yeah.

Bring it up. Yeah. Bring it up.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (20:24.977)
No, I can't hear you at all.

Chris (20:25.494)
you're sure because once I get excited is this okay?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (20:29.1)
No, you sound like you're in the other room.

Chris (20:33.03)
Is this better? In case I get excited.

Matt (20:34.452)
Yeah.

Luciano (20:34.519)
is as long as you don't lean in and yell into the microphone yes

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (20:34.929)
much better.

Matt (20:38.671)
Yeah. Yeah, that's OK. Yeah, OK, let me just mark this. And then, Chris, you're welcome to ask the question you're going to ask.

Chris (20:39.394)
Sorry.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (20:49.647)
Chris, you sounded like you're making a 911 call. It's like the other guy's like, I need somebody here.

Matt (20:53.523)
the

Luciano (20:53.811)
Ha!

Chris (20:58.287)
If you don't edit it, Spencer, you can save that shit. That's perfect.

Matt (21:01.682)
Alright Chris, go ahead.

Chris (21:06.914)
Luciano, I have a legitimate question based on your actually segment. Based on the, hmm, based on the spell that Simon cast that was not supposed to miss and it missed Sophina, is there an equivalent to, forgive me, is there an equivalent to like an expelliarmus to like deflect spells? Like, is that possible?

Luciano (21:29.283)
Ah, yes. Okay, go ahead. No, I'll take it, okay. Yeah, so you know how he, when she casts the time stop at the end, he does a thing and he stops her. That's the equivalent. Like she could have done that, but then she wouldn't have missed. He would just have canceled the spell, counter spell. It's called a counter spell, yeah. But he wouldn't.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (21:30.5)
Luciana, I'll take this one. The thing about the unmissable smell... No, no, I'm just joking. Luciana, go. No, go, go.

Matt (21:31.792)
Oh god.

Chris (21:34.898)
What is this segment called?

Matt (21:52.031)
Hey, it's called a counter spell. Yeah, there you go. The words, they're important.

Luciano (21:58.759)
wouldn't miss you shoot like you would just like fizzle the spell

Chris (22:00.47)
Ha ha!

Chris (22:04.631)
Hmm

Matt (22:04.839)
Which is kind of another thing. Now, you know, I'm not gonna get back into, I'm actually, we're done, we're past it. No, no, no. I'll give it a whirl on another podcast. They've been left, they have left already. Let's get back to the fun of this movie or the not fun of this movie. Let's, we are, but like, let's let other people be involved in the fun instead of alienating the five listeners we have.

Luciano (22:08.447)
Go go! Let's go! Let's go! I'm actually with Matt this time! Come on! Ha ha ha!

Chris (22:10.006)
Yo, it's your turn! It's your turn! Enjoy thyself! Enjoy!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (22:15.207)
It's alright. If we had any more listeners, they'd be gone by now. You go ahead.

Chris (22:19.41)
Listen, listen, that's right. We are having fun, but okay.

Luciano (22:20.315)
Ha ha!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (22:29.039)
Hehehehe

Chris (22:29.406)
No, fuck them! They're with it!

Matt (22:34.447)
They're not with it. What was, let's talk about favorite scenes, because I think there's some stuff. I talked about the initial scene in terms of the escape with Jonathan, but just for the sheer enjoyment, it was the graveyard scene for me where they start asking the questions and Egan is trying to clarify how many questions with Simon and they blow through all their questions.

Luciano (22:51.248)
Ha ha ha!

Luciano (22:58.443)
And he wastes it? Yeah, it's so good!

Chris (22:59.583)
Yeah. Ha ha.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (23:01.576)
Yeah. That was a great, I saw that in the trailer and it was still made me laugh because it was even better in, in the movie. There's more. He's like, when he, he doesn't, he like say it with like an inflection at the end. They're like, why would you raise your voice at the end? Like, it wasn't a question. Yeah. Why? That's what it was. Why would you say okay at the end? That was a fantastic.

Chris (23:06.85)
It's well executed.

That's a well executed bit.

Matt (23:16.092)
Yeah. Like, it's a question.

Chris (23:18.23)
Don't say okay at the end!

Chris (23:23.879)
Hahaha!

Matt (23:26.51)
Yeah.

Chris (23:26.794)
My favorite scene was the piggybacking just after the ramp down in the graveyard and they were talking about Zenk and then Egan's like, now fuck this guy, I don't want to deal with him and then they're like, actually he's pretty cool, actually I heard he's really good, actually! And then they cut to him and he's delivering and saving babies with this holier than thou aura.

Luciano (23:48.967)
Hahaha!

Chris (23:50.65)
and then he retrieves his cloak and he's not waiting for the thanks. I was like, that's not only bad ass, but at the same time, he could get it. He could get it.

Luciano (24:00.895)
Do you realize he took a cat out of a fish in that scene? Yeah. I remember in the theater I was like, did he? I was like, did he? Did he just take a cat out of a fish? Like, yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (24:02.896)
Hehehe

Matt (24:04.458)
Yeah, that's the best part.

Chris (24:04.854)
Yes. All of that.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (24:08.647)
He could, he could, he could come in my slot hole.

Matt (24:12.991)
Yeah

Chris (24:13.577)
Oh! Ow! Ah!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (24:14.283)
Hehehe

Matt (24:20.027)
Yep. That gets Spencer's lot holes purring.

Chris (24:20.502)
Actually... Hmm... Actually...

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (24:23.136)
Yeah, yeah

Luciano (24:26.714)
I think, like I like all the scenes you guys described, but I think the one that really, like I watched a couple of times was the scene where Simon is casting an illusion of, of Edgyn and he's singing and it fails because he's the worst fucking sorcerer of all time and he fails a concentration check because he stuck his foot.

Chris (24:38.103)
Ha ha ha!

Matt (24:43.612)
Yep.

Luciano (24:46.903)
And then like this gets deformed and said, like, I left so hard. Every time I watch that scene, I left so hard because it's so perfect.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (24:49.266)
Yeah.

Chris (24:50.254)
Beautifully beautiful

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (24:57.875)
Yeah, yeah, you like melt.

Chris (25:00.16)
Yeah

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (25:01.439)
Yeah, that was great.

Luciano (25:02.977)
Yeah. It's so good. Yeah.

Chris (25:04.367)
What was the reaction to that poor guard? He was like, what devil magic or something?

Luciano (25:06.695)
It's like, yeah, I was like, what? See, I like what cursed magic is this or something like that? Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (25:06.723)
Here they go.

Chris (25:12.862)
It was perfect. It was, and you look terrified. I was like, aw, poor muffin. Oh gosh.

Matt (25:14.888)
Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (25:19.439)
Great, great scene. Could we just take a moment to acknowledge what a great name Jarnathan is? Like that alone might be my favorite part of the movie.

Luciano (25:19.789)
Yeah.

Chris (25:25.55)
I'm good!

You build up to that alone. And.

Luciano (25:30.989)
Oh, there's so many beautiful D&D names in this. Jarna thing.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (25:34.339)
Jarnithen. That just makes me laugh.

Chris (25:35.566)
We're fully capable to decide your fate. Thank you very much for the enjoy. Hi everybody.

Luciano (25:39.183)
Ha ha ha!

Luciano (25:42.725)
Yeah.

Matt (25:43.303)
The timing is perfect on that one. He's like, he's talking a really heartwarming story. And it's like, so, and that's how I really, you know, lost my daughter. And so what's the update on Jonathan?

Chris (25:53.923)
Hahahaha

Luciano (25:55.043)
Yeah, yeah. I like that he goes he goes back too far to resume the story as well. There's I know that's too far back. Okay, right. Like that's entirely also, again, I'm not gonna add actually this because this section pretty good but how good of a bard is he like Matt you've played probably more D&D than I have and he like Edgyn is the perfect

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (25:56.818)
Yeah. Great comedic timing and editing.

Matt (26:23.423)
He's... he's not horny enough. Yeah.

Luciano (26:24.163)
He should have been a little bit more horny, exactly. Ha ha ha.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (26:27.835)
Both at the same time.

Chris (26:29.198)
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Luciano (26:29.335)
Yeah. Oh my god, all the fucking time.

Matt (26:29.414)
Alright.

Matt (26:33.291)
Oh yeah, yeah. Basically everybody who plays a bard, especially people who haven't played D&D before, they come in and they wanna be like, the bard is just like a rock star, who fucks? That's their angle.

Luciano (26:42.574)
Yeah, yeah.

Chris (26:43.266)
HAHAHAHA

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (26:45.303)
good angle. Maybe I should play this D&D.

Chris (26:48.778)
Sexually. It's a good angle sexually.

Luciano (26:49.427)
I remember a scene very recently where one of our friends was playing a bard. He literally said this, he said, Matt was DMing and he said, OK, you guys are inside the tavern. Now, what do you do? He said, I drop my pants. Like, literally, that was that was his first action. I was like, yeah, sounds like a bard to me.

Matt (27:06.27)
Yep.

Chris (27:07.182)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (27:08.535)
Bold strategy, Cotton. See how it plays out.

Chris (27:12.485)
Maintain, stay on target. Brring, brring.

Luciano (27:16.565)
Yeah.

Matt (27:18.103)
As non D&D folk, folks if you will, what, do you have questions? Were there things that confused you, concerned you, titillated you?

Luciano (27:21.443)
Oof.

Luciano (27:25.51)
Yeah.

Chris (27:30.36)
Yes.

Luciano (27:32.735)
Ooh. Ooh!

Chris (27:33.074)
I don't know about titillation, but it's the question is scintillating. Ah, okay. So think something that confused me. Um, how do people not know to, well, no, take Sofina for, for example, and the, and the death stare, the perpetual death stare, how do people not expect double

Matt (27:38.896)
Mm-hmm.

Matt (27:46.003)
Magic exists?

Matt (27:51.678)
Okay.

Chris (28:01.438)
like to be double crossed when you throw in with someone who looks like they're going to murder you in your sleep.

Matt (28:07.24)
Ahem.

Luciano (28:08.199)
Are you talking about Ford specifically?

Chris (28:10.85)
Uh, well, Forge is a bit trickier because that's because like that's the con man angle. He's supposed to deceive you. But like, Sofita was already like, like I ain't going to sleep.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (28:21.312)
The only person who trusted her was Forge.

Matt (28:25.651)
Yeah, because, I mean, Egan didn't really trust her. Yeah, Forge brought her in.

Luciano (28:25.659)
Yeah.

Chris (28:27.382)
Did he bring her in?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (28:29.772)
Yeah, yeah, he brought her in.

Luciano (28:31.255)
And he was fully cognizant of what was going to happen. So.

Chris (28:31.285)
Uh.

Matt (28:34.135)
Yeah, because he like they like you find out later in the movie that like they intentionally trapped them, right? But initially, they're just like, it's one big score. And I think, you know, Egan got blinded by the idea he can get the table of reawakening to save his wife. And so they were blinded to the obvious evils that lurked amongst them.

Chris (28:34.527)
Right.

Luciano (28:53.607)
And he, like, Farge had to convince him, right? He was ready to say no, but yeah. I think people got blinded by greed or grief, one or the other.

Matt (29:01.105)
Um...

Matt (29:05.971)
Yes, I think that's what it is, greed.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (29:06.58)
is.

Is are the little is the Bradley Cooper character?

Chris (29:14.344)
Ha! Malamarty.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (29:14.675)
Is he a dwarf or a separate race of just many humans?

Luciano (29:15.652)
Marloman.

Chris (29:20.046)
Good question.

Luciano (29:20.267)
The second one, it's called the halfling. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. There. Well, he can't say Hobbit because yeah, no, it's this is this is an actual thing. So they wanted to call them Hobbits. But like the token estate threatened to sue the shit out of them. It's like, Nope, you're not gonna call them Hobbit. So yeah, yeah.

Matt (29:21.779)
He's a halfling.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (29:23.496)
Oh, like a hobbit.

Matt (29:25.323)
Nope. Legally, for reasons we can't say he's a hobbit. Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (29:29.288)
Legally, they're nothing like Ominous.

Matt (29:38.643)
wouldn't let them. Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (29:41.537)
As they should.

Matt (29:43.143)
Yeah. So not a hobbit, but, but yeah. Yeah.

Chris (29:45.026)
So then my, go ahead. More importantly.

Luciano (29:46.903)
Not a hobbit. But a hobbit. Just like you can't have mithril, right? It's, no, it's mithral in the end. Yeah. They did, yeah, they did. Ha ha ha.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (29:47.695)
so their feet aren't hairy.

Matt (29:52.703)
sure can.

Chris (29:53.056)
Awww.

Matt (29:55.237)
Mm-hmm.

Chris (29:55.842)
Mithra, and they got away with that?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (29:56.466)
Is it also a tough armor?

Matt (29:59.739)
Yeah, same thing. We just slap an A in the end, 7i. Problem solved.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (30:03.003)
Oh, it's like... okay. Okay.

Luciano (30:03.329)
Yeah.

Chris (30:05.934)
I got another problem. How does, OK, so what tribe does Holga hail from? Like, barbarian class. OK, cool.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (30:13.391)
She's a barbarian.

Matt (30:15.149)
generic barbarian tribe.

Luciano (30:16.843)
I don't think they say the name of the tribe, do they? Yeah.

Matt (30:19.251)
She mentions it, but...

Chris (30:20.782)
I thought it was like elk or something. I could be wrong.

Luciano (30:23.891)
That actually sounds proper. No, because I think a lot of the barbarian tribes, a lot of the tribes in Faerun specifically are named after animals or things like that. So, but yeah, nice.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (30:35.499)
I'm of the platypus clan. Quack, quack.

Chris (30:35.999)
Okay.

I see. Quack, quack, motherfucker. Quack, motherfucking quack. I got a problem, okay. Oh. I still have a problem, a very big problem, and I need your help. How does, legitimate question, need your help. Non-D&D folk and real D&D folk.

Luciano (30:40.973)
Quack quack motherfucker!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (30:42.982)
Quack quack! Do platypuses even quack? I don't even know.

Matt (30:46.771)
Um, Chris, you are correct. She is from the Uthgardt elk tribe.

Luciano (30:53.027)
Yeah. Oh, Uth, Uthgard. Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (30:53.539)
Quack quack! Ha ha ha! Ha ha.

Matt (30:55.679)
Quack quack bitches!

Luciano (30:59.501)
Okay.

Matt (31:00.235)
Okay, yep.

Luciano (31:05.979)
Ha ha ha!

Chris (31:08.322)
How does a halfling court a barbarian?

Luciano (31:12.063)
Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (31:13.944)
Physically?

Chris (31:16.586)
Take it as you.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (31:17.394)
I will take it physically.

Chris (31:20.23)
sexual that's okay

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (31:20.588)
He dives right in.

Luciano (31:24.219)
Jesus Christ.

Chris (31:25.971)
It's about to dive in! Yes, sir.

Matt (31:27.659)
Chris, I believe that colloquialism both in D&D and outside of D&D is it's not the size, but it's how you use it.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (31:27.849)
Dude.

Chris (31:32.834)
Hmm. That's not what I inferred. I just said, how does one court?

Matt (31:37.599)
That's well, that's the end results of courting. Otherwise. Okay.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (31:38.083)
And I believe there's another colloquialism called dive right in. Glad diving that slot hole. She's got that slot potion and he's the solution.

Matt (31:43.795)
That's Slothole.

Luciano (31:45.361)
Ha ha!

Chris (31:46.078)
Oh my god, sexually! Oh, oh, oh!

Luciano (31:56.359)
Oh no.

Chris (31:57.502)
Okay. Cause I thought there would be a whole, you know, there would be rituals. I thought there would be rituals involved before copulation, not that copulation is my, I'm not looking, I wanna know what happens before all that. Is there a date?

Luciano (31:59.737)
Speak.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (32:02.115)
There is a hole.

Luciano (32:12.931)
Honestly, honestly, it's, it's as much it's like I have as the same question, because I don't think that there's any material in the DND rules that talk about different sized people's mating. So.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (32:15.151)
She's...

Chris (32:27.31)
Interesting. Okay. It just happens.

Matt (32:28.127)
Chris, have you courted someone in your life?

Chris (32:34.034)
Yes, I have.

Luciano (32:34.113)
Hahaha!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (32:37.424)
Careful. Yeah, exactly.

Chris (32:37.804)
I have.

Luciano (32:39.613)
That's the weird leading question there. Ha ha ha!

Chris (32:43.095)
One can't be too careful in this day and age, but I wonder. I... I wonder.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (32:44.907)
Beware, there be monsters here.

Luciano (32:49.347)
I don't think, I mean, I don't know where you're going with this, but I don't think Chris courted a halfling. Just.

Matt (32:56.115)
Well, no, but what is, what is like, how does, how does the size of a person change how you court?

Chris (32:57.499)
Almost did.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (33:03.223)
Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much.

Matt (33:05.775)
No, I covered that and Chris said that wasn't what it was about. So now we have to take a step backwards. I covered the slot holes and diving into the sploosh as you termed it. Yeah. But Chris was like, no, it's just general recording.

Luciano (33:05.851)
Hahaha!

Luciano (33:09.656)
Oh, I see what you mean. Okay.

Chris (33:10.574)
Okay, okay.

Luciano (33:14.964)
Sloth hope the sloth hope. Yeah

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (33:20.171)
Well, he went up to her and said, Hello, I think you are a very handsome woman. Would you dare to go out with me for a late night mead on the moonlight trail?

Chris (33:33.074)
Mm-hmm. Hmm.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (33:38.76)
I am told I look like Bradley Cooper.

Chris (33:39.234)
Hmm.

Matt (33:39.327)
I like how you brought it back. Yeah.

Chris (33:42.103)
Mm-hmm.

Luciano (33:42.332)
And she seems to have a type, if you remember, in the end when she's getting a medal. Yeah, she does.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (33:46.14)
She likes her short kings.

Matt (33:46.555)
Yep. Yeah, Chris, it's your hang up. That's part of the problem here. Yeah, you're like, how, how could this possibly happen? How can short people? Yeah. How are these short kings stealing these regular size of women out from under my gaze?

Luciano (33:51.463)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Chris (33:51.502)
It's not a hangup, I just said how. It's not a hangup, it's not wrong. No, I said how.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (33:56.375)
It's about what's on the inside, Chris. What's on the inside.

Chris (34:00.226)
Don't attack me, I said how does it happen?

Luciano (34:01.657)
What? I, I never thought, I never thought of you as this bigoted a person, Chris, and I'm disappointed.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (34:05.971)
Under my 6'3 gaze.

Chris (34:08.29)
Listen, listen, I said, how does it happen? I said, how does it happen? I wanna know what the, I wanna know, I would love to see, no, I wanna know the game. I wanna hear, I wanna keep game. I wanna see what these Gs, I don't even use the term halfling. These dudes are in these streets. Gs, spin game. He's not Bradley Cooper. He's, what is his name? Mal.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (34:10.066)
Oh my god.

How does a woman love a short man? How?

Matt (34:17.767)
Wow. Yeah. No, she can't. It's impossible.

Luciano (34:27.847)
Bruh, this is Bradley Cooper. Man is beautiful. That's all he needs.

Matt (34:31.38)
Yeah.

Luciano (34:36.587)
Marlaman something like that fucking D&D names, man

Matt (34:37.652)
Marlum in? Yeah.

Chris (34:37.858)
Thank you, Marlin.

Matt (34:40.787)
Where's Rouse Marlevin?

Chris (34:41.186)
Sounds like, sounds like spread. Sounds like what you gotta put, the Australian spread.

Luciano (34:43.371)
It's very D&D, nothing wrong with it.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (34:45.731)
May I spread this mamellon on your toast, m'lady? Ha!

Matt (34:46.107)
I think Marloman's got it.

Luciano (34:49.851)
Hahaha!

Chris (34:50.288)
Ayyyy, thank you! See? Fuck all of you! This is the answer that I was waiting for!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (34:55.266)
And I delivered.

Luciano (34:56.067)
Yeah, but why does it matter that he's small? That's your hangup.

Matt (34:59.035)
Yeah. But you made it about the height. You're like, how does a short king court? You.

Chris (34:59.295)
It doesn't, I just said how?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (35:02.423)
You be!

Chris (35:05.014)
I never said any of that shit. Spencer answered my question. Y'all failed. Y'all both wrong. We had to, listen, no.

Luciano (35:06.703)
Hahaha!

Matt (35:09.619)
Y'all, everyone listening to this podcast right now can rewind about four minutes and find your lives recorded for posterity for all of time.

Chris (35:18.33)
Nah, fuck all that. Fuck all that. Spencer answered my question. Y'all were too serious.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (35:21.242)
We got the FBI on the line. Yep, we got them. We got them. Swarm, swarm, swarm! Heh. Heh heh heh.

Matt (35:24.391)
Yeah.

Luciano (35:25.673)
We got him!

Chris (35:28.208)
You can't catch me. I'm in the speed force.

Matt (35:31.047)
Hey, I got an idea. What about Dungeons and Dragons, Honor Amongst Thieves? That movie you watched.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (35:35.723)
What? What now?

Luciano (35:36.079)
What? Is that what we're talking about?

Chris (35:39.394)
We were talking about it, so y'all fucked up the answer, but I got the answer I wanted. We were talking about how a man... Ha ha ha. Good one, good one. Good one. Ha ha ha. I see. Yes.

Matt (35:42.643)
What were we talking about exactly? No, it doesn't matter what we were talking about.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (35:45.843)
No, no, no. Swarm, swarm!

Luciano (35:49.421)
Hehehehe

Matt (35:53.683)
Let's get back to this movie, if we could. Let's talk a bit more about the movie before we talk about some of the plot holes you may have found. The movie, story-wise, we end off with the sky beam. Those happen, no big deal. Classic sky beam. Sky beam. You don't think the beckoning death was a sky beam? It came from the sky in a very straight down...

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (35:58.359)
Let's go.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (36:06.447)
classic. Skybeam.

Chris (36:08.162)
The what? Oh, Sky.

Chris (36:15.782)
It was like a... But it wasn't a beam.

Luciano (36:16.899)
Yeah, it was very slow lightning. You know, it was very slow lightning, I agree.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (36:18.983)
in beam form.

Chris (36:20.992)
It was slow.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (36:24.271)
Chris, Matt, I agree with you, falls into the sky beam category, cataclysmic death from above.

Chris (36:24.514)
But okay, sure, go ahead, okay.

Matt (36:28.723)
Yeah.

Yeah, like it wasn't a lightning bolt fast, but it got it beamed down in a straight motion. Yeah.

Luciano (36:35.867)
Fair, that's fair. That's fair.

Matt (36:41.355)
Were you satisfied with the ending? Do you think that they, everyone got a medal correctly? Did anybody get left out on the medal ceremony? Yeah, why did Chewie, why was Chewie in this movie? Yeah. What do you, are there spots in the movie you wanted more backstory? Did you want to see, Chris, I'm gonna ask this directly. Do you wanna see Marleman and Holger courting?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (36:50.659)
Why didn't Chewie get a medal? Nope, wrong franchise, sorry.

Luciano (36:54.155)
Oh no. No, no! Oh no.

Chris (36:56.239)
Marlon did not get a medal. No, he did not

Matt (37:10.367)
Did you want to see how that went down?

Chris (37:12.482)
I would have loved to have seen that. That would have been charming. I would have loved to see.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (37:14.659)
to see something so outrageous?

Matt (37:15.411)
Or Marloman and his new girlfriend. Was it Glenda? Am I just making that name up? Gwyn, yeah.

Chris (37:18.474)
Now fuck you! Exactly, Gwyn. I like, Gwyn, Gwyn. See, I care. Anyways, yeah, that'd have been fun. Like, what is, like, what's so interesting, what's their type? Like, I'm talking about Gwyn. Oh!

Luciano (37:21.383)
Gwyn, Gwyn.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (37:31.691)
I want to see Jarnathans backstory. He's my favorite character of the movie. I really wish he joined, like when they flew down together, I just wish he was stuck with them. They're like, they're like, they think that you assisted in our escape. You have to come with us. I would love that.

Luciano (37:36.388)
Yeah?

Chris (37:38.861)
Rizzi.

Luciano (37:41.291)
They just joined the party? That would have been amazing.

Chris (37:49.226)
Did you even block that? I'm sorry guys! I wasn't...

Matt (37:51.248)
Okay. Which, well, I mean, that's the question, right? If you had to make a, if you were to like make an offshoot of this movie, four characters, Jonathan obviously is in the group. Who else joins Jonathan on his own quest?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (38:01.504)
Obviously.

Luciano (38:04.689)
Oh.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (38:04.771)
The dead guy?

Chris (38:05.474)
to redeem himself, to redeem himself.

Luciano (38:07.043)
The dead guy, the dead guy. Sven, no, Sven is his brother. It's Sven. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sven is the guy that died from hitting his head on the bathtub. No, he's Sven. No. Okay, this is awful. This is awful.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (38:07.543)
The dead guy? The guy who never went back to death?

Matt (38:07.939)
Oh Sven? Yeah. Wait so- No no. Yeah, but no it's-

No, but he's VEN. No, he's VEN.

Chris (38:23.266)
Ven was the last one and Ven is the one who's still alive.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (38:25.199)
No, no, no, Chris, Chris, Chris, let them finish. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Matt (38:30.498)
I'm sorry.

Luciano (38:30.716)
Let them cook!

Chris (38:31.95)
Let them fight! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Matt (38:35.439)
Anyways, okay, Sven, or Ven, which one? Ven was in the group? You gotta be really careful when you wanna ask him a question.

Luciano (38:38.843)
When, when, yeah. Yeah, it's not Sven, it's Sven. Ha ha.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (38:41.064)
Chris, let him finish! Chris, let him finish!

Matt (38:45.263)
Yeah.

Luciano (38:50.18)
I think they did that on purpose and we fell for it and I love it anyway

Matt (38:51.891)
Wow, we sure did. But yeah, so he's in there, but no one can ask him a question because he'll die. That's fucked up.

Luciano (38:58.635)
Yeah, yeah, oh that'd be amazing though. Can you imagine nobody asked him a question because he's gonna die

Chris (38:59.33)
Haha

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (38:59.807)
Was it anyone? Oh yeah, it was anyone ask some questions.

Chris (39:04.302)
Do they cover his ears every time? They're gonna go to interrogation mode.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (39:06.447)
Yeah, they go in public? Yeah, yeah

Matt (39:07.007)
But it's like, I shouldn't ask him a question? Dead. Who else is in this party?

Luciano (39:09.383)
And everyone, it's not for you, it's not for you, it's not for you! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (39:13.683)
He's but he can't be killed. So he only is that's just one weakness. It's actually a great little character

Chris (39:14.018)
Just so you know.

Matt (39:18.963)
Yep.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (39:21.431)
I'm trying to think of the other characters in the film.

Luciano (39:22.572)
Who else would be there?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (39:25.103)
I'm gonna throw, you know what? I'm gonna throw Forge in there.

Chris (39:31.831)
OHHHHH!

Matt (39:32.401)
That's a common denominator between the two, Forge. Forge is getting a crew together.

Luciano (39:32.609)
Okay.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (39:34.579)
Yeah. He's getting a crew.

Chris (39:35.746)
Jonathan, Sven, Svenven and Forge, we need a fourth.

Matt (39:46.387)
High level podcasting happening here.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (39:47.695)
Gwyn.

Luciano (39:48.367)
Ha ha Can't cut it in post can't cut it in post. It's fine

Chris (39:48.434)
Yo, yo, it's the truth. It's the truth. It's the truth, because this is, yo, I wanna see.

Matt (39:50.995)
win.

Matt (39:54.204)
Yeah, you might be right with Gwyn.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (39:56.655)
I'm just trying to think of any other characters in the movie.

Chris (39:57.098)
Yeeeeeah!

Luciano (40:00.444)
I mean there are but we don't know their names because

Matt (40:00.479)
There actually, there weren't a lot, like I'm looking at the cast and.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (40:03.703)
Wait, I don't know D&D, can one of the dragons be in the crew?

Chris (40:08.398)
I was thinking that, but like...

Matt (40:09.471)
There were multiple dragonkin in the movie. Put the jangly guy in. Remember that guy? Jangly! Yes, jangly to you, good sir.

Luciano (40:11.911)
Yes.

Chris (40:14.899)
Oh, especially like what happened to me? Jangle to you, Sue. Yo, cause he got his come up and he got back on his feet after that. It's like, I'm living, this is my new life now.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (40:17.231)
the

Matt (40:27.587)
I'm not sure that jangly guy had an intelligence over four.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (40:31.171)
Hey, that's okay. He's got other skills.

Luciano (40:31.243)
Yeah, that sounds about no, it's not okay. It's not in the older D and D versions. He could have said, I don't believe in gravity and that would have worked.

Chris (40:32.054)
Yo!

Chris (40:37.462)
Why does that sound sexual?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (40:39.531)
Ha ha ha!

Matt (40:44.595)
You're welcome. You're learning too much already. Okay, that's a good crew.

Chris (40:46.594)
Jangle-y! Go- go and charm the-

Luciano (40:46.636)
Yes you are.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (40:46.999)
Listen, maybe this is not the strongest team. One guy can't be asked a question, one guy can't be told anything, or they're gonna lock up a cliff. You know, it's... It's... Yeah. It's not the A1 picks we were hoping for. Jankly guy. It's...

Chris (40:52.931)
haha

Luciano (40:54.575)
Hahaha!

Matt (40:55.446)
Hey, this is the best Ford can pull after his downfall.

Luciano (40:59.099)
Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah.

Chris (40:59.414)
You're right, he's rock bottom. It's the rock bottom crew, you know? Jangley, go court those female guards. Jangley! No.

Matt (41:03.427)
No. All right. Ha ha ha.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (41:12.111)
and jangly yeah he's like jangly

Matt (41:13.566)
So basically he's Groot, right?

Luciano (41:16.349)
Oh yeah, yeah.

Chris (41:17.375)
We just fuckin' once again we've dethroned the gun verse under the DC banner. JANGLE IT!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (41:23.823)
Jangle-y? Was that a question? No? Oh god! This crew is down! Jangle-y?

Matt (41:25.227)
..

Luciano (41:27.713)
Oh no, he's dead! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chris (41:28.674)
Check this out. You can do this, right, Jangly? JANGLY!

Matt (41:34.233)
Shit.

Why did you say Jangly when there was an inflection at the end?

Luciano (41:39.391)
Yeah.

Chris (41:39.906)
Genie Lee! See what I did there? Pokemon, Jigglypuff. There you go.

Matt (41:45.319)
Well shit.

Luciano (41:45.768)
Jigglypuff, yeah, yeah.

Matt (41:49.299)
Alright, let's get into it, Brostax.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (41:50.859)
Alright, let's get into it. Was it Sven or Ven? Guys? Go! Hehehehehehe

Luciano (41:51.651)
Alright, alright.

Matt (41:55.01)
The biggest plot hole in the movie.

Luciano (41:55.391)
Listen, one last time. It wasn't Sven. It was... It's Sven, okay? It's not Sven. It's Sven.

Chris (41:55.452)
Cha chao! Aiyah!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (41:59.184)
Hehehehe

Chris (42:04.33)
No, it was VEN.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (42:05.199)
Chris, let him finish! Let him cook! We're almost there!

Luciano (42:05.695)
It's Sven! Exactly! That's what I'm saying!

Matt (42:10.395)
Let them cook!

Luciano (42:11.368)
Let him cook! Yeah, alright.

Matt (42:14.783)
Plot holes, I really can only find one. And when Zank talks about, what is the, do they talk about the Thay home province? Like the name of it?

Luciano (42:28.783)
Yeah, called Tay. It's Tay.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (42:30.051)
Famous Gira?

Chris (42:32.206)
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Luciano (42:33.127)
Shut up.

Matt (42:33.435)
No, I thought the people are the. Thains. They're thans. Yeah. Right. It's they, yeah. So it's they. So when Zen talks about they and, and the beckoning death being used there by the most evil looking guys since fucking the emperor, um, he, his parents and his friends, they all get hit by the beckoning death and they all turn into zombies. But he gets like.

Luciano (42:35.667)
I think that place is Thay as well. They are Thayans and they're from Thay. Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (42:49.455)
do it.

Chris (42:52.02)
Ah!

Chris (43:00.014)
danger zone.

Matt (43:02.643)
like a little, like a, like a wisp of the Beckoning death. And it marks him, cause you get that little, like, little half sun thing on his forehead with the little folks sticking out. But he survives and he's just forever changed. And I don't know if that makes him a mortal. I have no idea. Cause he's like fucking a billion years old. But, but they don't like, how, how does he not, like why, why doesn't he die? Why doesn't he succumb to the, the red dust beam?

Luciano (43:11.832)
Yeah.

Chris (43:19.564)
Mm.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (43:28.815)
Because he rolled a natural 20. Is that right?

Chris (43:29.23)
because he's Harry Potter.

Matt (43:32.075)
Okay, well.

Chris (43:32.174)
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Luciano (43:32.219)
I mean, actually that's actually a valid answer.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (43:35.495)
Yes. Nailed it.

Matt (43:35.948)
Fuck you Spencer. You have no idea what you're doing. I don't know how you got that right

Luciano (43:38.879)
Yeah, yeah, this is this is like exactly what I was gonna say. That's just like

Chris (43:40.942)
The clock is right twice, two times a day, my man.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (43:44.79)
You're the blind squirrel finding out once in a while.

Luciano (43:48.023)
Jesus.

Chris (43:48.138)
Yo, sometimes you the windshield, sometimes you the bug, my man.

Luciano (43:51.499)
I was gonna say he's such a fucking stick in the mud that even the back-ending death didn't want to have anything to do with him. That would be my answer. I know he's supposed to be cool and everything, but he's such a pain in the fucking ass. And it's PTSD from playing with paladins that act exactly like that.

Chris (43:59.854)
Hmm? Reaching. Heh.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (44:00.427)
Mmm.

Chris (44:13.646)
Actually, I have a counter. He is the coolest. He's draft cool, but better, do you know why? I'll tell you. When they're setting up the plan with him and they're in his study or whatever, and he stops Edgen, he goes, what do you mean? What are you going to do with all the riches, Edgen? I will not be associated with any ill-gotten booty. I was like, my man! My man!

Luciano (44:15.13)
Uh oh.

Luciano (44:32.027)
booty yeah it is like why did he use that word i love that conversation too i don't truck in colloquialisms he says like i like fuck you piece of shit yeah i my answer is no you're not yeah a class is like a profession you choose it

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (44:32.791)
Hehehe

Matt (44:35.87)
Yeah.

Chris (44:42.07)
You know. Yeah. My man.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (44:47.851)
So are they born paladins?

Chris (44:51.054)
They're bored, pilot ins, what? Okay, good.

Matt (44:53.349)
No.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (44:56.9)
So he chose to be a paladin.

Luciano (44:59.251)
Well, I don't think he had any choice because the stick up his ass made him be a paladin.

Chris (45:05.686)
But what's the real answer? Is there a real answer?

Luciano (45:08.269)
No.

Matt (45:08.467)
Well, in D&D, traditional D&D, and they got rid of this in the last set rule set, but in the original rule set, you had to be very specific alignment, and you had to have very specific stats. And if you didn't, you couldn't be a paladin. And that made you the stick in the mud, or the stick up your ass guy that Zink is. So that's why it happened. In the movie itself, you know, you need a paladin in the story, and he made sense. But I don't know how he didn't die. And I want to answer that question.

Luciano (45:21.801)
Exactly.

Luciano (45:26.107)
Yeah.

Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (45:37.723)
He, um... No, no, that wasn't, was that a serious answer? I thought it was a joke. Um... In the cut of the movie, he, he did not inhale.

Luciano (45:37.99)
Yeah, yeah. Fucking Spencer ruined it with a serious answer that he didn't even know was a serious answer. It actually works. It actually works.

Matt (45:48.691)
But I think in the context of the movie, rolling an ad 20 doesn't exist.

Luciano (45:56.662)
Oh, he held his breath.

Chris (45:57.41)
That's some good, that's some good elven dust my man.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (45:59.98)
He did not inhale.

Matt (46:03.056)
You know, there's nothing I love more than references from the 90s on our podcast in 2023. It really gets the audience going.

Luciano (46:03.396)
Oh, there you go. He had a cold. His nostrils were plugged.

Hahaha!

Chris (46:11.374)
Oh man, oh man. Listen man, have you ever had dragons horn dust my man?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (46:12.22)
Just so topical.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (46:21.231)
I did not have sex with that dragon. I'm just picturing Bill Clinton in this world now.

Luciano (46:24.498)
Oh, hahahaha!

Chris (46:24.858)
Hahaha

Matt (46:25.575)
He's a kid, he's like eight.

Chris (46:28.59)
So you want to know who is the Monica Lewinsky in this fae rune? Faerun? Anyways. Oh, shit. OK. So first, we want to answer Matt's question, how he did not die, right? OK. Who was he taking?

Matt (46:31.371)
Ha ha ha!

Matt (46:38.399)
Wow.

Luciano (46:38.735)
So fine. So fine.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (46:38.744)
What?

Let's not, let's not.

Matt (46:44.779)
Mm-mm. Yeah.

Luciano (46:47.139)
Yeah. He had a cold. He had a cold, couldn't breathe.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (46:49.111)
Well, what, okay. In order to answer this question, I need a little more information. What is the beckoning death a thing in the game?

Matt (46:52.299)
For fuck's sakes. Yeah, okay, great.

Chris (46:55.315)
Right, go for it.

Luciano (46:59.536)
No.

Matt (47:00.419)
Not really, but it amounts to a spell using an artifact that turned everybody it touched into a zombie that was loyal to the Thane dude.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (47:11.471)
Did we see any children being affected by this spell?

Matt (47:14.811)
Oh, tons, yes. They alluded to his friend or his sister get eaten up by the spell. You see her.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (47:19.343)
Okay. Do we see any young boys in bullets by this spell?

Matt (47:26.048)
Um, well, him, but he got away.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (47:29.751)
So maybe it's immune, it's ineffective to kids who have not had their Bar Mitzvah.

Luciano (47:30.588)
to it.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (47:37.335)
Ha ha. Milt.

Luciano (47:38.852)
Oh yeah, famously the main religion in Te was Judaism for sure, 100%.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (47:42.677)
See, even I know that.

Matt (47:44.199)
Well, so, but like the little girl got caught and she didn't have a bar mitzvah or bar mitzvah. No, but she couldn't have one, but by your logic, she should have survived, right?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (47:50.251)
Yeah, cause she's a girl.

Luciano (47:51.943)
She's like, oh, no, but the, no, because she's a year younger, but she had her bat mitzvah already. No, but it's both. Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (47:55.112)
No, it only...

Matt (47:59.027)
But he said bar mitzvah, so...

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (48:00.149)
Yeah. Apartments are just for men.

Matt (48:02.535)
Yeah, I'm being literal you fucks.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (48:04.007)
Yeah, she would have had a bat mitzvah and it affects people who have bat mitzvahs.

Luciano (48:07.228)
A year before. Oh my god.

Matt (48:09.543)
You said it... okay, they're naive clarified, thank you for that. Ahem. Not then.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (48:11.887)
IT'S THEN! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Chris (48:15.01)
Let them... Let them fight, let them finish...

Matt (48:21.239)
Um, okay. Um, I don't, I play a lot of D and D and I haven't seen, um, no, the Jewish God show up. And, um,

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (48:29.971)
Yeah, maybe not in your campaigns. Catch my drift.

Luciano (48:32.195)
I mean, if this was the creeping death and he wasn't the first born, maybe that's why.

Chris (48:35.31)
Oh my god!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (48:39.483)
Are you saying in your campaigns you don't have Jews don't exist in your idyllic campaign?

Chris (48:44.206)
How many, how many K's, how many K's are in the beckoning?

Matt (48:45.788)
Yes.

Matt (48:49.207)
Sorry, that's actually, you know what? I don't, sorry, excuse me, what's that? My lawyer has told me not to answer that question as it may be used to incriminate me at a later date. Yeah, he, yeah, my lawyer's a goblin, so it's a very above board.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (48:53.09)
20k's are the beckoning spell.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (48:59.063)
Heheheheh

Chris (48:59.886)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Luciano (49:02.435)
You have a good lawyer. You have a good lawyer, yeah?

Chris (49:05.206)
You just, you just, you pay them the monies. Pay them the monies.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (49:06.859)
You know, you... Oh, he's Jewish? Oh my goodness.

Luciano (49:10.403)
Oh no. Oh, well, JK Rowling, where did you come from?

Chris (49:11.816)
Oh my God, what is happening? How many, okay, next question related. How many Ks are in JK Rowling?

Matt (49:16.695)
I'm sorry.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (49:20.757)
Now it's JKKK rolling.

Luciano (49:21.193)
Hahaha! Yeah, yeah.

Matt (49:22.475)
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Chris (49:23.31)
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DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (49:26.287)
Hey-o! Heh heh heh. Good question. I'm glad you asked. Luciano, take it.

Matt (49:28.511)
So, the creeping death, how did it not kill Zinc?

Chris (49:30.749)
Yes.

Chris (49:35.022)
Plot armor.

Luciano (49:36.343)
I mean the creeping death didn't kill him because he put lamb's blood on his door and then it skipped him.

Matt (49:42.259)
I'm, I, that's better than plot armor. We don't accept plot armor here on this podcast. You have to give me a better answer than plot armor.

Luciano (49:47.746)
Yeah.

Chris (49:48.15)
Okay, cool. I will give you a better answer and it is the sleep.

Chris (49:55.85)
It was Sven.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (49:56.775)
That's it. You know what? We got it.

Matt (49:58.523)
Wait... Sven saved him?

Luciano (50:02.179)
No, when. It's when. Okay, yeah. Ha ha ha!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (50:03.255)
Ben said, let him cook. No, no, we're moving on from this. No. Did, did he pass out or anything? I don't remember.

Matt (50:03.475)
Then save them.

Chris (50:07.726)
I'm telling you, it was Ven. Or was it?

Matt (50:09.843)
Right, he saved them.

Chris (50:13.27)
Because it makes sense. Who?

Matt (50:15.735)
No, he got he was running and then he stopped and like someone reached out to grab him

Chris (50:21.492)
Yeah, and they pulled him just before he off screened the whole yip yoop whoop whoop.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (50:21.982)
off screen.

Matt (50:26.179)
And then he ran away. And I don't know where he ran to because it really seemed like there was some sort of blocker to not let them escape.

Luciano (50:30.543)
He was at, yeah. And he was at a top of a wall, yeah, yeah. That's right. There were like a bunch of people around with shields, like preventing people from leaving, that's right.

Chris (50:34.626)
Right? A wall.

Matt (50:37.943)
Yeah. That was my interpretation, so this is why I asked the question.

Chris (50:38.027)
Trump wall.

Chris (50:45.27)
Whoa. Wow. I missed that.

Luciano (50:46.375)
Oh my god, I had I forgot about that

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (50:48.007)
So do we think that the people that were blocking them from escaping had pity on him and pulled him out before he could have been like a Sven or a Ven hypothetically pulled him out before the stuff could get him?

Chris (50:54.89)
Like a fin. Sven in.

Luciano (51:01.397)
I don't know that the things don't seem like people full of pity or remorse to me

Chris (51:07.362)
So were the Stormtroopers.

Luciano (51:09.323)
Oh god. HAHAHA

Matt (51:10.357)
What?

Chris (51:11.63)
I'll see you next time.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (51:11.883)
I'll allow it. I'll allow it. Hehehehe Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Luciano (51:15.615)
Let him cook! Let him cook!

Matt (51:16.001)
Let him cook.

Chris (51:19.566)
Stormtroopers were all, okay, you know where I'm going with it. So yeah. And then, what? Yes. And then like my like follow up question to that is like, where'd he get that sword? That sword was really.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (51:21.419)
I truly do not, but we can move on.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (51:35.403)
That's a great question. Great, great tangent Chris, but we do not have time for that sword you're talking about. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Matt (51:35.675)
Well, we're not answering that because that has nothing to do with my question.

Chris (51:36.478)
Not expecting a real. I'm not expecting. It's just a question. Just a question.

Luciano (51:37.799)
Wha- He- He bu- He bought it?!

Matt (51:43.736)
Oh yeah.

Chris (51:43.894)
Roll the credits!

Chris (51:50.494)
Roadside! He uses his yield to side.

Matt (51:53.763)
We're out of time Chris. Let's move on since we're not finding an answer to this very challenging question that has clearly vexed our co-hosts. I got some easier questions for you because I feel like I feel like you're more capable of handling these questions.

Chris (52:07.106)
next.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (52:11.192)
I'm intrigued.

Luciano (52:11.819)
Oh wow. I mean...

Chris (52:12.13)
What?! It's... How many K's were in that tone?

Luciano (52:17.148)
What the fuck?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (52:17.699)
Heheheheh

Matt (52:17.723)
I don't know what you're saying, honestly.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (52:23.191)
That focus?

Chris (52:25.806)
It's in power.

Luciano (52:27.023)
You had questions, Matt, go ahead.

Matt (52:28.223)
If I could smite you with righteous condemnation I would, but here we are.

Chris (52:28.618)
Yes!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (52:30.641)
Hehehe

Luciano (52:32.111)
How many, how many K's in condemnation?

Matt (52:34.791)
A lot. A lot of K's. How? How would you include Jeremy Irons in this movie?

Chris (52:38.282)
Get him, Spencer!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (52:44.972)
Oh, Dragon!

Luciano (52:45.657)
Mmm.

Specifically like he did in the other one. Eh. It bled right from the skies! Hehehehehehe

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (52:54.639)
Yeah.

Chris (52:56.782)
Could he have been Zast Ham's real boss?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (53:01.375)
Oh, you're saying he's the guy at the end of the movie. Like imagine like when it cuts at the end, it shows him. It's like someone's pulling the strings and then it cut to him in the shadows and you're just here. We're gonna kill him with drag! This is so, shh, shh. That would have been my ending.

Luciano (53:05.744)
Mmm.

Chris (53:06.448)
Use bullet strings like the Thanos.

Luciano (53:18.267)
Hmm

Chris (53:18.49)
Zass Ham was nothing compared to me. You had your chance, Zass. Step aside, bitch.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (53:22.111)
What was the character that Jeremy Irons played in the other movie? Was that a real character?

Luciano (53:26.459)
Uh, no. Yeah.

Matt (53:27.927)
No, most of that stuff was made up. He was just some random wizard.

Chris (53:28.278)
Oh

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (53:28.859)
Okay. So he can't like, he can't reprise his role and have it become a shared universe?

Chris (53:31.787)
He was just getting paid.

Luciano (53:36.695)
I mean, he could. He could.

Matt (53:37.987)
Sure. I mean, yes. And so if we really want into technical technicalities, I do not remember at that stage of the game. We are probably in three point five rules. I think it was. Was that Greyhawk instead of that or is this still a faerun? Yeah.

Chris (53:38.083)
Hahaha. The dragon fruit.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (53:48.534)
Oh boy.

Luciano (53:50.031)
The 2000s? Yeah, yeah, we were at 3.5.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (53:54.037)
Oh boy.

Luciano (53:55.259)
Forgotten? Yeah, no, it was, it was, no, yeah, 3.5 was Greyhawk, yeah.

Matt (54:00.911)
Yeah, so a completely different world, so we can't let them make Spencer, I'm sorry.

Luciano (54:03.387)
Yeah, we can migrate. Sorry. Actually, I do remember one adventure where we could have done that, Matt. Which was yours. Because you just fucking didn't care. Oh, this is from another game? I don't care. It's fine.

Chris (54:05.283)
NOOOOO!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (54:05.775)
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (54:18.355)
Listen, as great as that sounded to everyone else.

Luciano (54:24.751)
Um, we could still bring him in. Whatever.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (54:27.435)
Well, we can. Did we make this movie? No. What character would he play in this movie of the existing characters? No, no, I know that. Uh, of course I know that everyone knows that. Pro theon.

Luciano (54:30.127)
Cause that character was so good. Yeah, of course.

Chris (54:33.102)
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehe hehehe

Matt (54:36.775)
He was... he was profion in... yeah.

Luciano (54:37.479)
He's sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Chris (54:40.021)
Oh, yeah.

Chris (54:44.696)
What what?

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DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (54:48.28)
Was he a red? He could have been a red wizard in the other one. He wore red

Matt (54:48.488)
Now we're talking.

Luciano (54:51.063)
He could have been a red wizard. It'd be fine. Yeah. He just needed to be bald. It's fine.

Chris (54:52.81)
Yeah, yeah, he, yeah, he, that I feel that. And they, so if you know, it was like Hulk smashed in the end. So she was dead and this, well, it looked like it to me.

Matt (54:52.907)
Sure. Yeah!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (55:02.543)
Did she die?

Luciano (55:04.974)
Yeah.

Matt (55:06.122)
I feel like when she got tossed into the building and then all the rubble fell on her that was a killing blow

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (55:10.911)
And then, and then, yeah, that was very Hulk, Loki-esque.

Luciano (55:11.84)
After she got Hulk smashed in the ground like Loki? Oh, 100%

Matt (55:14.313)
Yeah.

Matt (55:18.003)
Yeah, but she's not a god, she's just a glass cannon. And so the glass was shattered. As all wizards are.

Luciano (55:23.undefined)
As all wizards are.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (55:23.543)
That makes that scene a lot more, a lot darker.

Luciano (55:27.737)
Yeah.

Matt (55:27.899)
It's all right. Dork smiled after. So it was fine. Yeah. Have a good time.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (55:29.284)
Yeah, we're having fun. We're having fun here.

Luciano (55:33.187)
Yeah, the evil the evil wizard was killed by a beast. She was an owl bear at the time. It's fine.

Chris (55:34.336)
Ha!

Matt (55:39.555)
So Jeremy Irons, where are we on this? Profion's for Vita's death, thank you. Moving on. You guys all recognize Thumbershot?

Luciano (55:42.031)
He's profion, Sofino's dad. Yeah.

Chris (55:42.908)
Sofina's dad. Yeah. And much- there you go.

Luciano (55:50.916)
Yeah!

Chris (55:51.75)
Well, the dragon, the thicc with the Q, dragon. The thicc dragon, yes.

Luciano (55:54.703)
The thick, right, dragon, yeah.

Matt (55:56.995)
Mm-hmm. Thank you. The dummy thick dragon. Yeah. How did Fembershot become or get to being dummy thick?

Luciano (55:59.599)
The, oh, yes. Ha ha ha.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (56:00.078)
The dummy thick clappers?

Chris (56:00.562)
Come thick! Ha ha! Yes.

Chris (56:10.994)
I got this guy step aside. It's very simple. And I'm going to make it as succinct as fuck. Observe them buttermilk biscuits.

Luciano (56:11.494)
Mmm, go for it.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (56:11.668)
Alright, quick.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (56:20.463)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Luciano (56:23.577)
Was that his whole diet for like a thousand years? I see, I see. No, I think you're on to something. Think you're on to something here.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (56:27.447)
He grew up in the South.

Chris (56:28.496)
Completely. You know? South Fayroo... Fayroo?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (56:35.875)
So again, was he, he had a bunch of treasure in his place?

Luciano (56:36.251)
Sure.

Chris (56:43.864)
Uh, I see where you're going with this.

Matt (56:45.415)
Um, technically, yes, but you didn't really see a lot of it. Um, just to get real nerdy real quickly, he basically led to the forges for the duergar, which are like dwarves that live in the Underdark to do all their smithing and then they paid him in gold. So yes, he had gold. I don't know if he saw one.

Luciano (56:46.379)
No, he ate the treasure, I guess.

Chris (56:49.09)
Ah ha! I've got milk biscuits.

Luciano (56:51.323)
Yeah.

Chris (56:54.326)
Mm-hmm.

Luciano (56:55.162)
Let's go.

Luciano (57:01.403)
Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (57:06.123)
Wait, that dragon can use gold?

Luciano (57:06.759)
I think he ate a lot of it.

Chris (57:07.402)
You see- That's my question, the dragon paid them? Does the dragon understand currency?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (57:10.615)
Does he have thumbs?

Luciano (57:11.361)
Well, no, the other way around. Dragons are hoarders. Like they love treasure. Yeah.

Matt (57:16.243)
Drakes are extremely smart. Yeah.

Chris (57:18.83)
Whoa.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (57:19.191)
But can they use treasure? Do they have opposable thumbs?

Matt (57:21.835)
Sure, why not?

Chris (57:23.32)
You know what?

Matt (57:25.649)
Yeah?

Chris (57:26.098)
Listen, listen dwarves.

Luciano (57:26.74)
Why do you need opposable thumbs to use a coin? HAHAHAHAHAHA Like this great podcasting mad. HAHAHAHA

Chris (57:29.694)
We need to do something, Mr. Dwarf, about...

Matt (57:31.059)
Yeah, you can just pick it up like this. You don't have to go with that. Your two fingers. You're welcome.

Chris (57:36.991)
You see how deep my pockets go, Mr. Dwarf? And so we need to do something about this entrance. I need it to be smaller, okay? What are we gonna do? Here's the gold, make it happen, snap, snap.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (57:48.631)
Wait, can they talk?

Luciano (57:51.211)
Yeah, well, I mean, Fembershot probably couldn't, but yeah, dragons are ridiculously smart, like beyond like genius level.

Chris (57:51.794)
I think they can too.

Matt (57:52.635)
Yes.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (57:54.187)
He didn't talk in the movie though.

Matt (57:56.541)
No, it didn't.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (57:59.543)
This one was rolling like a dashhound down a hill. He didn't seem like the smartest character. It just, he didn't come off as like a, this intelligent articulates, you know, well versed being, he was like, Oh, rolling down the hill at them.

Luciano (58:04.325)
That by the way that scene is fucking amazing

Matt (58:04.34)
You know what though?

Chris (58:04.428)
Ha ha!

Matt (58:08.339)
Tell me it didn't work. Sliding down the thing?

Chris (58:08.618)
Yeah...

Luciano (58:17.444)
No, no. Yeah.

Chris (58:18.762)
He was rolling with the punches. Listen.

Luciano (58:26.311)
So I think the leading theory here is that he consumed nothing but Burma biscuits for a good long time. I think... Oh! Deliberate! What is the difference? Yeah.

Chris (58:32.526)
Hmm. Dwarven, dwarven, southern, southern dwarven.

difference is that in the north they use they use they use wheat they use amber wheat and they grow at the bottom of the mountains but dwarven yeast okay it's a lot more potent and it expands a lot more so the difference between yes

Luciano (58:46.347)
Oh, wait! Hahahaha!

Matt (58:58.303)
Hey, Chris, can you, I need you to alter your nonsense slightly because they all live underground. Can you work that into your story? Okay, thank you.

Luciano (59:05.603)
Yeah.

Chris (59:06.866)
I was struck, yes I can, if you let me cook, literally. Actually, dwarven yeast, right? So dwarven yeast grows beneath the surface of the ground. What's people with? Okay, okay, okay.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (59:10.287)
Hehehe

Matt (59:18.511)
Also, these people aren't dwarves. They're Durgar, very different. The people that Thambershad work with.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (59:21.259)
Oh my god. Hahaha.

Luciano (59:22.811)
Oh my... And... Okay, listen! You said you didn't wanna do an... Uh... Um... Actually, but you're doing it right now.

Matt (59:31.003)
I'm just being accurate to the story Chris is trying to tell.

Chris (59:32.106)
I'm here for this. I'm here for this. Okay, so please regale me. Give me the accuracy. Durgart. Thank you.

Matt (59:37.087)
Der, dergar who live underground. Yeah.

Luciano (59:39.887)
Yeah, they get very offended if you call them dwarves, actually.

Chris (59:43.746)
would it be safe to say Durgan yeast?

Matt (59:47.539)
Yeah, I'll allow it.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (59:47.639)
What do you mean, you people? Heheheheh

Luciano (59:47.683)
Yeah, sure.

Chris (59:50.77)
You know, how many Ks are in your, okay. So Durgan yeast expands a lot more when heated versus above ground wheat that is then processed down. And so when you get them Durgan buttermilk biscuits, them things are the size of 12 men and they're delicious as fuck. You know why? Because when they're heated at lava temperature, 7,000, I don't want to say Kelvin, but 7,000.

Luciano (01:00:05.656)
I see.

Chris (01:00:20.738)
degrees right? Them shits come out rock hard. It's delicious. That's a great question. Let me tell you. Let me tell you. Over 9000!

Matt (01:00:23.281)
How many Ks are in Kelvin, Chris?

Luciano (01:00:25.435)
HAHAHAHA

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:00:26.669)
I'm gonna go.

All of them. Okay, I have a real... Okay.

Matt (01:00:35.099)
Moving on, we spent enough time with that question. It's too long. We shouldn't have done that. That was a mistake. How? Apparently we have a question here. And you know what, I'm gonna, nah, I'm just skipping here.

Chris (01:00:37.546)
You thought you had me, you thought you had me.

I got you though.

Luciano (01:00:42.179)
That was a mistake. How many K's a mistake?

Chris (01:00:44.43)
Okay.

Matt (01:00:51.08)
Our friend, Simon.

Luciano (01:00:53.169)
Yes.

Chris (01:00:53.314)
Simple, dig it.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:00:53.327)
I thought you were saying a friend asked this question. Bill from Cincinnati asked. Fred Simon from Cincinnati asked us.

Matt (01:00:57.047)
No, our friend, our friend, seven asks, what did Simon and Dork do on their first day?

Luciano (01:00:57.135)
Hahaha!

Chris (01:00:57.282)
Ha! Hey guys!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:01:06.403)
not each other. I'll tell you that much. Kids got no Riz!

Luciano (01:01:07.234)
Oh boy.

Chris (01:01:09.823)
Hi-yo! Ha ha ha! No race!

Luciano (01:01:13.799)
I had negative Riz. That boy, poor boy. Hahahaha.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:01:16.819)
Rizlith Wizard!

Chris (01:01:19.958)
You know what Doric did? She put a Riz trading order on that boy.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:01:22.191)
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Luciano (01:01:23.657)
Oh

Luciano (01:01:27.155)
I wanted to hate it, but I love it.

Chris (01:01:29.506)
Mmm.

What the heck happened?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:01:32.599)
He's not getting close to that slot hole!

Luciano (01:01:33.46)
I mean, did they actually go on a date or did she just like ask her out and she was like Nabra? Oh yeah, he said, you made me, you said I made you sad, not because of anything I did just because of who I am.

Matt (01:01:39.847)
Yeah. No, no, they went on a date, because he's, Simon's like, we went on a date and it did not go well.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:01:45.963)
He made her feel sad.

Matt (01:01:49.031)
Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:01:51.215)
Hehe.

Chris (01:01:53.826)
Fucked. That's that, well, yo. He, he, he had a glow up in the end.

Luciano (01:01:54.279)
That poor boy.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:01:54.646)
accurate.

Luciano (01:01:59.323)
Do you think he tried to impress her with one of his stupid grass smell tricks or something like that? Like, look what I can do, something like that. And then...

Matt (01:02:08.371)
Yeah, sure. I, yeah.

Chris (01:02:10.173)
And it's possible.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:02:13.463)
took her out for some nice Darwin yeast waffles. Durvin Dershen Tyler Durgan some Tyler Durgan waffles. I'm moving forward and he took her out.

Luciano (01:02:19.508)
Crackers, yeah. Durgan, Durgan.

Matt (01:02:21.803)
Durkin.

Chris (01:02:22.03)
Dur- Durgan.

Luciano (01:02:25.763)
How, Matt, how, how?

Matt (01:02:25.847)
Yeah, your references are getting newer now in the 2000s, so that's exciting.

Chris (01:02:26.272)
Mmm.

Luciano (01:02:30.54)
Yeah.

Chris (01:02:34.283)
He's putting this when the connect in the darks

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:02:36.967)
and he said, what kind of animals can you change into? Wink, and that really turned her off.

Chris (01:02:40.7)
Mm-hmm.

Chris (01:02:45.366)
Oh my gosh. That makes sense. That's sad. So what kind of animals? Dig it. And then.

Luciano (01:02:46.463)
Oh, actually, I can see that happening actually.

Matt (01:02:51.179)
Okay. Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:02:55.651)
Can you turn it to a gerbil? Wink. No, no, we're not doing it.

Chris (01:02:59.798)
Oh, ha! If I put peanut butter on my body. Yeah. He wouldn't do that. Right. It's just who he is. It's just, you could go die. You could, you could actually. So where did this date take place? It-

Matt (01:03:05.972)
Now now to be fair is not anything he did

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:03:11.248)
No. It's just who he is.

Matt (01:03:13.299)
Just who he is.

Luciano (01:03:14.148)
Yeah.

Luciano (01:03:21.519)
Probably, okay, without getting too like dirty again, but yeah, I think he tried to like say, yeah. Yeah. I think he tried to say like, oh, when I become a little bit more powerful, I can turn into animals too because I will have this spell called polymorph. And then, yeah, something like that.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:03:26.023)
Oh, yeah. As he gets extremely nerdy. He said nerdedly.

Chris (01:03:26.262)
Alright, okay. Yeah, no dupe it.

Chris (01:03:33.55)
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Matt (01:03:34.227)
Heheheheheheh

Matt (01:03:46.899)
Sorry, did he say, do you like furries? Is that what he said?

Chris (01:03:50.464)
I hope this doesn't awaken anything at me!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:03:52.031)
Yeah.

Luciano (01:03:52.606)
I was building up to something like that. But yeah, I think he said that to her. Yeah. That would make anyone sad really. For honest.

Chris (01:04:01.764)
Hahaha

Matt (01:04:01.883)
Great.

I hate it.

Chris (01:04:06.082)
Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:04:06.307)
What?

Luciano (01:04:07.642)
Ha ha!

Matt (01:04:08.683)
Forge and Sofina seem to have a special relationship, as evidenced by her special abilities in cooling off items for Forge. What do you think?

Chris (01:04:20.086)
sexually.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:04:20.107)
like fingering his tea hole.

Luciano (01:04:22.551)
Yeah, yeah. Not the slot hole, not the slot hole, but the T hole. Different kind of hole. But the T slot. Ha ha.

Matt (01:04:23.667)
Miss T-slot, I think, is the term.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:04:23.851)
His t-slot. No, it was his t-slot.

Matt (01:04:27.887)
Yeah.

Chris (01:04:28.186)
Peace. Beep beep.

Matt (01:04:32.383)
What do you think, like, what are the weird things Forge asks Safina to do when no one else is in the room? Like when Kira's out of the way and the guards are like far on the other side of the castle.

Chris (01:04:45.218)
Oh, this is good. I have an answer, but I'm done.

Luciano (01:04:46.479)
Frozen hand, a frozen hand, hand jibber.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:04:48.451)
frozen hand shiver. Oh god, that sounds very uncomfortable.

Luciano (01:04:51.031)
Yeah. Yes.

Matt (01:04:51.627)
Okay. If the stranger is a numb hand, what's the frozen hand?

Luciano (01:04:58.471)
It's a known hand, it's a friend's hand. It's a friend's hand. Ha ha ha.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:04:58.488)
an alpha.

Matt (01:05:01.743)
The Elsa.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:05:01.771)
Yeah. Friendly Olaf. Don't let it go. That's better. That's better. I did my hat.

Matt (01:05:04.723)
Don't let it go.

Chris (01:05:07.347)
Oh my god!

Luciano (01:05:08.299)
Oh no, you've tarnished it! You've tarnished it!

Matt (01:05:11.454)
Ha ha.

Chris (01:05:13.059)
It's cold and unforgiving. Oh my God. Wow. Okay.

Matt (01:05:15.071)
Yeah. Anything else? We're just going to stop it. Weird sex acts.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:05:17.007)
I mean, seriously, we know it's called a snow job.

Luciano (01:05:18.039)
Maybe maybe some other maybe she maybe she asks him to, you know, finger other holes with her frozen finger.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:05:24.695)
That's the obvious low hanging fruit Luciano. You're better. You're better than that. Okay, let's just talk this through a little. Let's think this through. What does he like? What is Forge like?

Luciano (01:05:27.471)
So, yeah, that's okay. I'm okay with that. No, no, I'm not. No, I'm not. What? No, I'm not.

Matt (01:05:28.851)
You're better than that.

Matt (01:05:35.784)
Yeah.

Chris (01:05:41.262)
Power, power, he likes power.

Matt (01:05:42.164)
Cash money.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:05:42.871)
Power, money, control.

Luciano (01:05:42.953)
Money. Cash money. Cash money. I don't think he cares about power. It's just money.

Chris (01:05:46.605)
Uh, I think...

will power and control. Like he loves ordering people around and you know, he'll just do it.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:05:50.867)
And what abilities does she have? Like, I don't know her other powers. Can she make can she make? Can can she make him like hallucinate things and see things and feel things?

Chris (01:05:56.398)
magic and death stare.

Matt (01:05:57.479)
Magic, don't worry about it. You can make it do... Magic's like the force, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

Luciano (01:05:59.484)
Yeah, it could just do whatever. Yeah.

Chris (01:06:07.662)
You know, I'm tired of autosphyxiation, Sophina.

Matt (01:06:07.691)
Share it, why not?

Luciano (01:06:07.782)
Yeah.

Luciano (01:06:12.443)
Can you asphyxiate me? Is that what? Heheheheh.

Matt (01:06:12.863)
It's true. Can you cast your little tentacles to exfixiate me up top and below?

Chris (01:06:15.261)
You choked me.

Luciano (01:06:19.512)
Oh, I see. So, so, so basically casting black tentacles on him on purpose.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:06:21.461)
And below. Oh god.

Matt (01:06:24.171)
His penis.

Chris (01:06:24.662)
He's choking! Choking his little lord.

Matt (01:06:30.952)
Yeah. Choke the big Lord and the little Lord at the same time.

Luciano (01:06:31.486)
Hahahaha!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:06:35.372)
Ha ha!

Chris (01:06:38.038)
We call it the Deep BL.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:06:38.467)
How did we get- I was trying to take us out of this and we went right back. We just dove right back in.

Matt (01:06:43.494)
Yeah, who knows? Spencer, I'll give you one more time. Drag us out.

Chris (01:06:43.69)
Listen. Thumbs down.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:06:47.079)
Okay, so what powers does she have that can be used? In for a positive way, like we know, I know she can destroy things.

Matt (01:06:53.611)
Tech, so without getting too, yeah, without getting too far into D&D, generally wizards have the ability to learn any spell. They have to read it from a book and then they know it for the day. So your limitation is your imagination, yeah.

Chris (01:06:56.763)
Okay, sure.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:07:05.679)
Can she control people's minds?

Luciano (01:07:10.809)
There's almost nothing that a wizard with the spell in hand couldn't do.

Matt (01:07:15.023)
Yeah, so just assume she can't get her hands on any spell.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:07:17.555)
she make him a immortal god-king?

Matt (01:07:23.723)
Uhhhhhhhhh shhhhhh yeah, yeah.

Luciano (01:07:23.727)
Technically, yes. Technically, yes, with a wish. Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:07:28.003)
So that, there, that, that's, well, was that the question? What would he ever do? What, sorry, okay. Just take her frozen hand in his giant flaming asshole and call it the snow cone. Moving on.

Matt (01:07:33.503)
This is why we just go with the sex things because...

Chris (01:07:36.238)
I have an answer. I got something. The answer is here. Another answer. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Luciano (01:07:36.512)
It's easier, yeah, it's easier.

Matt (01:07:41.171)
I'm sorry.

Luciano (01:07:46.19)
She calls it the never winter, probably.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:07:47.107)
Sorry, yeah, there.

Matt (01:07:49.875)
Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:07:58.723)
He put it up his ass.

Chris (01:08:05.618)
That's my way I was going yeah Cuz there doesn't seem to be a lot of like there doesn't seem to be a lot of amusement parks in favor and so like perhaps when no one's looking there's like she could potentially like or whether he I would phrase it like him he's like could you and trap me in this water ball and roll me down a hill because

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:08:13.877)
I like the stand there

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:08:30.147)
When you drown?

Chris (01:08:33.207)
Well...

Matt (01:08:33.287)
No, they were fine. It looks like it was just protective more than.

Luciano (01:08:34.315)
Um, so I was, I was going to let it go, but that spell, um, actually it's not, it's not water. It's made of four. It's made of force. Don't ask. It's called that spell is called a resilience fear. I'm sorry. I'll take my, I'll take my leave. I'll take my leave.

Chris (01:08:40.33)
Was it? What was it? Okay. What was it? Yellow.

Matt (01:08:42.805)
Thank you.

Chris (01:08:48.81)
What the fuck is... okay, okay.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:08:49.013)
Ugh, ugh, I hate that answer so much. It's made of mitochlorians.

Chris (01:08:56.174)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Matt (01:08:58.032)
So anyways, she shoved the ball of force up his ass, probably.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:09:02.062)
What? Yeah, there we go. They call him Forrest because he forces it up his ass.

Luciano (01:09:04.475)
There you go. Now we're in familiar territory.

Chris (01:09:04.726)
Yeah.

Chris (01:09:10.078)
So he's like, so Forge is like, I need to sneak these keys into this meeting of the, like before he became Lord of Neverwinter, he's like, I need to get this, this microphone in so I can record, you know, and get some dirt. Where can I hide this? And she's like, well, I can put, I could trap it in a forest ball and shove it up your ass.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:09:30.243)
What microphone are you talking about? Okay. I thought you were going to say he's going to start a podcast.

Luciano (01:09:30.927)
Hahaha!

Chris (01:09:33.686)
Who gives a fuck? It's oh, no, no. He's like, I have to sneak this descending stone up my ass or so this is a descending stone.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:09:44.817)
Oh. No, he asked for it up his ass. Just straight to the point. I need to send it up my ass.

Matt (01:09:48.596)
So his ass talks?

Chris (01:09:51.31)
No! The ass records!

Luciano (01:09:51.671)
Oh, maybe that's what you made. That's what you made. There was a spell to make his ass talk.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:09:57.231)
God damn you all.

Chris (01:09:57.282)
Yeah, what? He wanted to get dirt on the other Lord. Yo.

Matt (01:09:58.111)
You know what? This is my fault. I apologize. We're moving on. Now we're moving on. No, no, no. I already said we're moving on. We're past this. We're past this. No, stop with 90 references. We moved to the 2000s.

Luciano (01:10:00.007)
It is 100% your fault. This is all on you. Hahahaha

Chris (01:10:05.294)
and he ended up with the Ace Ventura ass ending so... oh my god... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:10:10.424)
Hehehe

Luciano (01:10:10.576)
Ahhhhhhh!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:10:16.023)
My carnolio! There's another ass mayonnaise reference.

Chris (01:10:19.118)
Ha ha ha! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Matt (01:10:19.307)
Jesus Christ. Fuck off. Next question. No, Holka and Egan are in jail and they are convicted of skullduggery, I believe. What is the skullduggery?

Luciano (01:10:19.332)
Oh No now we're back in the 90s again

Chris (01:10:25.462)
Miskusi!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:10:36.123)
Oh god.

Luciano (01:10:37.755)
You sure you want to ask that question?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:10:41.763)
So if you had told me this before the movie, I would assume what they do with those dead bodies would be considered skullduggery.

Luciano (01:10:42.769)
Uh, do you think?

Chris (01:10:45.063)
Old Skull Dougherty.

Chris (01:10:49.683)
You know?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:10:51.607)
Like, I'm like digging up skeletons. Yeah. Isn't that an accurate? Isn't that what it is?

Luciano (01:10:53.787)
just because they're digging up skull? Oh no, I hate it.

Chris (01:11:00.994)
It sounds like that skull digging up because you dug in the area where the skulls be. Maybe skullduggery is like when you go spelunking in catacombs where people have died and in search of treasure, but other people, but you got a lot of like manslaughter, people got killed along the way. So your mission and the outcome was like compounded into manslaughter trespassing skullduggery.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:11:15.928)
Mmm. I like that answer.

Matt (01:11:28.415)
Chris, that sounds like letrosinio, sorry.

Luciano (01:11:30.895)
Oh no, Jesus Christ, Matt, really? That is a Portuguese, I'm not gonna explain it. Fuck it, just leave it like that. It's a Portuguese word. No, not at all. Well, a lot of D&D players do it. Nice. I see, I see what you did there, Matt. Tip of the hat.

Chris (01:11:30.967)
What?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:11:31.479)
the fuck are you talking about? Rat.

Chris (01:11:35.287)
Huh?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:11:38.627)
Is that a D&D thing? Okay, all right.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:11:46.52)
Moving on I said. I said moving on.

Skullduggery is when you dig your sword into someone's skull.

Matt (01:11:55.261)
Nailed it.

Chris (01:11:59.614)
Oh, but they said they never heard anyone. I like the answer though. This is the definition sir

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:12:04.523)
Well, it didn't hurt him. It was painless. Ha ha.

Chris (01:12:09.238)
Ha! Lights out! Die people! Shonk!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:12:12.851)
Is skulltuggery a real thing?

Luciano (01:12:15.565)
It is.

Matt (01:12:15.91)
Yes.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:12:16.455)
Did we Google it yet? Okay, okay. No, no, I wanna make a real guess.

Chris (01:12:18.56)
Okay. Did we get someone? Are we getting close? Lucy, did you guess yet too? I don't know. Lucy, did you guess yet too? I don't know. Lucy, did you guess yet too? I don't know.

Matt (01:12:19.287)
I did. Do you want me to ruin it for everybody?

Luciano (01:12:20.259)
Oh, yeah, sure.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:12:25.355)
No, he spent his time explaining things that no one cares about. Oh, sorry, I apologize. That was mean. Skullduggery is the partaking in activities that are unlawful and thieverous in nature.

Luciano (01:12:26.163)
I did guess.

Chris (01:12:31.822)
Pfft

Luciano (01:12:32.521)
I care about it.

Chris (01:12:36.461)
Hahaha!

Chris (01:12:52.503)
Like a crime.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:12:54.639)
Thevorous? That's not a word. I just made up a word to describe another word. Thevorous in nature.

Luciano (01:12:56.819)
Feverous that's it is it's definitely not a word. I have a question. How many K's are in skullduggery?

Chris (01:12:57.934)
Feverous. Shrush.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:13:05.095)
All of them.

Luciano (01:13:06.983)
Ha!

Chris (01:13:08.395)
Oh snap. Snapple.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:13:09.228)
Is that my clothes?

Chris (01:13:13.574)
Was- were any of us?

Matt (01:13:13.591)
Where would you like your answer from? dictionary.com? CJR.org?

Chris (01:13:18.458)
or

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:13:19.787)
You gotta go with djr.org. That's cool. That's the most reliable by far. What does CGR stand for?

Chris (01:13:21.022)
CJ. What the fuck is that?

Luciano (01:13:22.531)
Yeah, 100%

Matt (01:13:26.531)
All right, let me see here. Words with dark roots.

Chris (01:13:26.669)
Listen.

Chris (01:13:31.816)
Stuttin'. I don't know if I like the sound of that.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:13:33.432)
Mwahaha

Luciano (01:13:34.183)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Matt (01:13:34.939)
Wow.

Chris (01:13:37.791)
I recant.

Matt (01:13:39.407)
It has nothing to do with skulls or digging them up. And then they steal from the Oxford Dictionary, so CGI will let us down. It comes from a word that first appeared in the 1700s, and it means obscene or obscenity.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:13:41.484)
Yeah, no, it's

Chris (01:13:47.17)
Damn. Find another one.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:13:53.779)
Okay, uh, thieverous in nature.

Luciano (01:13:54.076)
Oh, it went too far.

Chris (01:13:54.114)
See you soon.

Luciano (01:13:59.215)
Some would say that a lot of what we talk about here is cold Duggery then.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:14:01.807)
Yes, that sure is. Can you look up thieverous? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Matt (01:14:03.211)
Cheers. That's all we do.

Luciano (01:14:07.837)
It's not, you don't have to. You don't.

Matt (01:14:08.689)
Like, how many K's do you want me to spell that with?

Chris (01:14:14.943)
As many as it takes. To get the definition.

Luciano (01:14:15.947)
Not, you know, more, more than two, but no, more than two, but no more than four. Ha ha ha.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:14:16.111)
as many as it takes. Oh, God. No.

Chris (01:14:24.574)
I think we need more Ks. Put some respect on the number of Ks, the obscene amount of Ks.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:14:26.783)
Mo-moving on! Matt, what do you got for us?

Matt (01:14:33.247)
Uh yeah, moving on. The Tablet of Reawakening was sort of the central MacGuffin to the story and it drove Egan to do all his crimes and get his daughter back probably too. But probably some skullduggery. But we, in a world, let's say in a world where you are present in this battle, Egan gets knocked out, you get your hands on the Tablet of Reawakening. You need to get some help in fighting Sophina. Who are you going to resurrect to help you fight

Luciano (01:14:40.423)
Truth?

Luciano (01:14:44.315)
Some skullduggery along the way.

Luciano (01:15:02.951)
You've been Godfrey'd.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:15:04.419)
Too soon, man. WHAT?! ATHLAC?! Heheheheh... Heheheh, yeah yeah. Oh my god! There is- There are so many wizards here!

Luciano (01:15:06.87)
No, no, not soon enough. Yeah. What is wrong with you? You're bald.

Chris (01:15:06.953)
No.

Chris (01:15:13.686)
Thank you for watching!

Luciano (01:15:17.399)
Why do you keep changing your clothes color? Just pick one and stick with it!

Chris (01:15:22.582)
Do you think that this makes sense? Sofita!

Luciano (01:15:27.395)
What is that? That's not what happened to what happened with Gilbert Gottfried after he's dead after he's dead

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:15:28.098)
That's terrible.

Chris (01:15:32.498)
My voice is a bit... I... I'm a bit congested. I have...

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:15:34.583)
What am I supposed to do? I'm a 97 year old comedian. Am I supposed to yell at him? I will.

Luciano (01:15:42.419)
I will! This is what I do best! No, he can't do it! He can't do it!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:15:47.239)
No, you can't edit this Chris, no.

Chris (01:15:51.638)
I have to, my voice has to heal before, cause it's cracking. I'm like the kid from, from Simpson's, the burger, the burger joint kid. I'm going through puberty.

Matt (01:15:59.759)
Is that who you want to bring back to fight for you, Chris?

Luciano (01:16:01.727)
Oh nice! Is he dead? Is he dead?

Chris (01:16:02.654)
No, I have a, my, no. Excuse me, sir. Oh, I don't think he's coming back. Sir, I keep breaking, I keep hurting my hands in the fry, in the fryer. My answer is actually Marlon Wayans as Snail.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:16:03.744)
Yeah

Luciano (01:16:08.868)
HAHAHAHAHAHA

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:16:17.731)
Oh god. I don't think I've ever hated someone more.

Luciano (01:16:18.871)
Oh no, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Matt (01:16:19.63)
Wow, too soon.

Chris (01:16:21.246)
No, no, no. Everybody should know in the pre-show that when this question was formulated, this motherfucker had this answer on lock, on lock. It's fantastic. I've been waiting bitches, I've been waiting.

Matt (01:16:22.987)
Too soon.

Luciano (01:16:30.896)
That's not better, that's worse.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:16:31.959)
That makes it so much worse.

Matt (01:16:35.967)
Chris, how many Ks are in snails?

Luciano (01:16:38.65)
Hahaha!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:16:42.195)
Oh my god. The question was who do you want in this battle, not who do you want to ruin this movie?

Matt (01:16:47.603)
First of all, snails dies in the bitchiest way possible.

Chris (01:16:47.69)
Well, that's a great question too.

Luciano (01:16:47.824)
this.

Luciano (01:16:52.479)
And comes back! Yeah! So you don't need the tablet of reawakening for him.

Chris (01:16:52.758)
But they brought him back, exactly.

He asked the question and I gave the answer. No, fuck you. But he died again. He died again because he tried to. He tried, he tried. You can't stop me. I've been cooking. I've been.

Matt (01:16:57.695)
true. No, but he's not dead.

Luciano (01:16:59.291)
Fuck you! Yeah, he's not dead, he's not dead. No, no. Stop him cooking. Stop his cooking. Matt, who would you bring back?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:16:59.935)
No, no, but did you?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:17:07.407)
Yeah, yeah. Don't let them cook.

Matt (01:17:12.155)
It's easy and obvious. I want to win this battle as the Terminator. Just because they melted the Terminator in Terminator 2, doesn't matter. The tablet stops the red wizard's blade, whatever the fuck that nonsense is. So clearly, they can bring the Terminator back from the dead and he can Terminator.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:17:23.469)
Yeah, but...

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:17:28.13)
What is the power of the thing?

Luciano (01:17:28.287)
Da dun da dun dun.

Chris (01:17:33.932)
What thing?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:17:33.975)
What does it do?

Matt (01:17:34.944)
the tablet resurrection just lets you bring back the tablet reawakening and let you bring back anybody from dead regardless of how they died. So like alive.

Luciano (01:17:35.087)
The tap? It brings people back from the dead, yeah. Yes.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:17:42.359)
and it makes them go from dead to what?

Luciano (01:17:43.257)
Yes.

alive.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:17:46.375)
Um, I don't think robots have ever been alive, so you lose. So it brings only back his living tissue.

Luciano (01:17:51.823)
He had a layer of living tissue over him. Ha ha ha! Like a sack, like there's a sack of meat. Ha ha ha!

Chris (01:17:56.382)
It just brings it back. Do-do-do-do-do. Oh shit, this is not what I expected. Oh.

Matt (01:17:57.743)
It's fine.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:18:00.399)
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Matt (01:18:02.968)
What? No, but like, what about John Connor? John Connor ends up being a Terminator, but he's like one of those cool, fleshy robots. Does that not count?

Luciano (01:18:05.497)
Yeah, yeah. Get to the chopper! Oh, wrong movie.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:18:06.22)
Hehehe

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:18:11.731)
Yeah, maybe, but you didn't, that doesn't sound like, doesn't sound, yeah, exactly, just the fleshy goop.

Chris (01:18:13.654)
That doesn't sound above board. That doesn't, that doesn't sound, sexually it sounds okay, but not what you need in a fight.

Luciano (01:18:14.785)
It brings back only the flashy beats, so...

Luciano (01:18:22.307)
Yeah, it's a da-dum-dum-da-dum-dum.

Matt (01:18:27.158)
Mm-hmm. That's some real skullduggery if I ever heard it.

Chris (01:18:32.299)
I'll be back.

Matt (01:18:34.383)
Alright, I got one last question. No, you know what, you don't need to answer.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:18:34.807)
Wait, I didn't get to answer. I wanted to pick... I wanted to pick the Predator skin.

Chris (01:18:38.846)
Quickly! Quickly Spencer! Go! Run! Sprint!

Luciano (01:18:39.019)
HAHAHAHA

Luciano (01:18:44.602)
Oh no.

Matt (01:18:45.107)
But the predator is like a living organism.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:18:47.575)
No, just his skin. It's all I want. Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Chris (01:18:48.182)
living organism what the fuck

Luciano (01:18:50.923)
Not, not, not even the flesh, just the skin. Hahahaha

Matt (01:18:51.08)
But that-

Just a scan.

Chris (01:18:57.026)
So the way we're talking, it makes it sound like we're talking about swish LA chicken and we just wanna eat the skin.

Matt (01:19:02.899)
Wow, nope, no one said that. Yeah.

Luciano (01:19:04.067)
Why Swiss chalet? What the fuck? Like this is so specifically gross. Yeah

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:19:04.907)
Yeah, that's the grossest food chain ever.

Chris (01:19:07.034)
It's fun.

Nah, bro. I said what I said, can't take it back. No, you could have agreed and you chose to fail. Next question, moving on, moving on.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:19:10.871)
You could have said so many good chicken places.

Luciano (01:19:14.575)
Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:19:17.715)
I chose wisely.

Luciano (01:19:20.903)
Yeah, it pains me to agree with Spencer, but I do.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:19:24.279)
Save us Matt, save us!

Chris (01:19:24.694)
Well, still. No, Swiss chalet sauce is the sauce that you drink straight. You drink it.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:19:30.491)
Oh my God, you've never been, you've never been more wrong. Yeah, that's.

Luciano (01:19:30.816)
Oh my god, please save us Matt.

Matt (01:19:32.828)
You spent too much time in Quebec, you're all weird now.

Luciano (01:19:35.707)
Hahaha! Oh they cut.

Chris (01:19:36.182)
You don't know nothing. Exactly, exactly. Say who bears wack, okay? Ha, ha, it's terrible, the fries are awful. Yeah, no, you're wrong.

Matt (01:19:38.099)
And they don't have Svishalei in Quebec, they have St. Hubert. I don't know how you did this.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:19:40.196)
Oh, Sanubair is good. Moot the boobing on!

Luciano (01:19:42.751)
They would call it Jew there.

Matt (01:19:47.518)
No, no, it's great. You're wrong. The podcast is over. How many Dungeons and Dragons did we see in this movie?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:19:50.101)
Oh, it's so good.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:19:54.008)
Hehehe

Luciano (01:19:54.817)
It's over, yeah.

Chris (01:19:56.165)
HAHAHAHA

Luciano (01:20:00.207)
Ooh!

Chris (01:20:00.47)
What? Okay.

Matt (01:20:01.715)
How many Dungeons and Dragons combine them and give me a total score?

Chris (01:20:04.678)
Oh! Total score? Seventeen! Okay. Uh... Right.

Luciano (01:20:05.878)
17.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:20:06.255)
I'm gonna throw a guess out there. What's the overhunter?

Matt (01:20:07.423)
Take, okay, well, there is no over. I just asked how many. Luciano, can you walk me through your 17? Okay, great.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:20:12.911)
Okay, I think there were seven.

Luciano (01:20:14.919)
Hahaha

Chris (01:20:16.69)
I think there was... Okay, great.

Luciano (01:20:19.568)
No.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:20:20.963)
Hehehehehehe

Chris (01:20:21.998)
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Matt (01:20:24.715)
Spencer, can you walk me through your seven?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:20:26.324)
Yep. Well, you got the fat dragon.

You got the... That's a good band name. You got the... There was another dragon that wasn't fat. It was a regular dragon.

Chris (01:20:32.755)
That's a bad name by the way.

Matt (01:20:33.695)
That's one.

Luciano (01:20:34.065)
Like that's heaven already.

Matt (01:20:42.675)
Yep, yeah, he was in the battle with the barbarians.

Chris (01:20:44.79)
Regular phrasing.

Luciano (01:20:45.219)
Yes. There's a black dragon too.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:20:46.355)
Yep. There were a few dragon people.

Matt (01:20:51.519)
Sure were. Jangly and.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:20:52.079)
I'm jangly, yeah. And uh.

Luciano (01:20:53.659)
Yeah. Jangly, yeah. And the counselor there with the glasses, which I found hilarious.

Chris (01:20:55.266)
JANGLY!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:20:59.079)
Okay, so that's four. They were in a dungeon in the beginning of the movie.

Chris (01:21:00.318)
Yes. Smart.

Luciano (01:21:06.168)
Yes?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:21:07.223)
They were in a dungeon. Oh no, I'm mixing the old 2000 movie in my head with this movie. Snails was in a dungeon. And no, was, yeah, that counts.

Matt (01:21:13.583)
Uh oh. Oh no!

Chris (01:21:15.254)
Keep going! Keep going! Keep going!

Luciano (01:21:16.004)
Oh no!

Matt (01:21:22.195)
There were like a thousand dragons in the air at the end of that movie.

Luciano (01:21:23.739)
So wait, so Matt, so technically the maze counts as a dungeon.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:21:28.855)
You shut your mouth. It's my turn. The maze counts as a dungeon. Someone once told me that you shut up. It's my turn. OK, what where the fat dragon was? Was that not a dungeon? Or was that more of a? Was that more of a treasure hole? OK. What about?

Luciano (01:21:31.907)
Okay, I won't help you then, fuck you. Hehehehehehe No, no! No, you can't use it! No, fuck you! You can't use it now! No, you shut your whore mouth with my answer! Hehehehehe

Chris (01:21:32.514)
Hahaha!

Matt (01:21:40.588)
So, what are we at? We're at four, five, we're at six.

Matt (01:21:50.387)
Technically, no. That is the Underdark.

Luciano (01:21:53.273)
Yes.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:21:59.031)
the dungeon within all of us. Yeah. What about their dungeon slots? The sloth holes. Didn't, hmm, at the end of the movie, was she in a dungeon when she saw the bad guy? No, they were in the castle. I don't know anyone's names. I don't, I can't remember these names. They sound like.

Chris (01:22:02.474)
your heart. There you go!

Matt (01:22:05.011)
You slob?

Chris (01:22:12.131)
Dang.

Matt (01:22:21.887)
Who? Can you use more descriptive words like the name of people? Dork, the druid. Yeah, watch the movies when we tell you to.

Luciano (01:22:27.231)
Maybe if you watch the movie this year...

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:22:29.267)
I did watch the movie, I can't retain like made up names, all I can remember is Jarnathan.

Matt (01:22:33.611)
Dork. Yeah.

Luciano (01:22:35.362)
All names are made up. Every single one of the names are made up. Your name is made up.

Chris (01:22:36.27)
Wow! This is, ladies and gentlemen, this is how you conduct a podcast. You make sure that some of you watch the thing and some of you don't.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:22:45.207)
This is my time.

Luciano (01:22:48.292)
Ha ha!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:22:50.647)
The third, the final, the final dungeon was the, dungeon in which the main bad guy was in, in another realm.

Matt (01:22:52.071)
Yeah, no, yeah, yeah.

Chris (01:22:54.11)
Keep going! Let him fuck.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:23:07.087)
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Matt (01:23:07.455)
Chris, what do you got for an answer?

Chris (01:23:09.058)
that was a memory scene! that was a memory- i think four dun- okay sorry i have to add dudgeons and- dudgeons and dragons he- he doesn't even know what's real and what isn't! yes, cuz i can't trust you!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:23:14.391)
I already named 6! Hahahaha! Did you minus 2 from my list?

Matt (01:23:16.603)
Yeah, we got the six

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:23:24.415)
I got confirmation from Matt the Dungeon Master.

Matt (01:23:25.514)
Okay.

Yeah.

Chris (01:23:28.462)
Fuck that! Okay? Because you're s- I'm telling you. I have honey in my tea. Uh. No, there's no fear in my heart, bitch.

Luciano (01:23:31.096)
His voice is really cracking now.

Matt (01:23:33.054)
Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:23:34.356)
Oh, you scared?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:23:38.399)
New beard, my heart!

Matt (01:23:40.77)
Okay, there's four dragons, we counted them all. So what else, that's it? No dungeons?

Chris (01:23:45.366)
So there's Jarnath, no, so that's it. And then you have Jarnathans Dungeon. I know, I just said it. Ooh, I love that name. Winged Beast, but not Beast. Dungeons, yeah, there's a lot less. I would say three, so.

Matt (01:23:49.331)
Jonathan is not a dragon, he is an Aarakocra.

Luciano (01:23:59.17)
actually.

He's an, he's an era-Colcra. Okay? Okay. Yeah, okay.

Matt (01:24:04.895)
Yeah, I said that.

Chris (01:24:05.383)
Oh... Are you sure?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:24:08.527)
God dammit I will kill all of you. Somebody give a god damn answer. I will drive this car into the ground.

Luciano (01:24:11.111)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Chris (01:24:13.476)
Hahaha!

Matt (01:24:14.996)
I'll turn this car right around!

Luciano (01:24:16.911)
Right now. Ha ha ha.

Chris (01:24:21.475)
Are we there yet? So, Dungeons.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:24:22.991)
Okay, just name another dungeon or a dragon or pass. That's it, I've already named six.

Matt (01:24:28.339)
Yeah.

Chris (01:24:29.546)
No, you don't tell me what to do. No, fuck you. There was also, there is, I am not going to jail again. So there's also the dragon from the flashback scene.

Luciano (01:24:30.768)
Or pass. What is this monopoly? Ha ha.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:24:33.928)
I'm sorry.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:24:41.511)
I- Oh my god, I will kill every one of you!

Luciano (01:24:42.171)
He said it already.

Matt (01:24:42.583)
flashback scene. Yeah.

Chris (01:24:44.034)
I don't trans, I don't listen, I don't listen to half of... I don't, I really, really don't, I don't. Once it doesn't sound accurate, I just go straight to flipping burgers. So yeah.

Luciano (01:24:47.945)
I don't listen to anything you people say!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:24:56.963)
Chris is like, and the fat dragon got like Luciano, you, you know, this movie. Did I, is there any one we can add to my list to make it seven?

Chris (01:25:02.876)
Hahahaha Haber showed!

Luciano (01:25:05.731)
Yes?

Chris (01:25:07.335)
Turn to him. Make eye contact. Yeah.

Luciano (01:25:11.151)
So technically the city they visit in the Underdark can be counted as a dungeon. But I'm not asking you. Fuck you. I'm just picking it now.

Matt (01:25:18.808)
No, I don't know. I'm not gonna love that's not a dungeon

Chris (01:25:22.926)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Matt (01:25:24.499)
I'm the dungeon master, I'm God, I say that's not... This is where we're always at.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:25:24.815)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Luciano (01:25:26.899)
Oh, is this where we're at again? Now I'm getting PTSD again.

Chris (01:25:29.174)
This is what we were not informed at all.

Matt (01:25:33.291)
That's not a dungeon, that's the Underdark. It's a thing. It's a place. Ah, right. You want that weird city to be a thing?

Luciano (01:25:35.491)
No, but the city, the city. What's the name? Dole, Dole Blarn, Dole Blarn, something like that. That's the name of the city. Also, also yes. Dole Blund, yes.

Chris (01:25:36.962)
But they were levels. They were levels.

Chris (01:25:43.778)
That sounds like doubloon, but I like the way you say it.

Matt (01:25:45.639)
uh, door, door blend, but it's, it's a hanging city. How, how can it be a hanging city and also a dungeon?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:25:53.015)
Were there people in cages? Weren't there like, weren't there hanging cages?

Luciano (01:25:53.731)
Well, it's underground. No, you don't have you don't you don't need kit. You don't need cages in Dungeons and Dragons for you to be a dungeon.

Chris (01:25:56.686)
There were people there.

Matt (01:26:02.527)
but you also can't just be underground and call that a dungeon.

Luciano (01:26:05.455)
Hahaha! Watch me! I'll do it!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:26:06.059)
What if you're in a cage? Is a cage defined as a dungeon?

Chris (01:26:09.218)
Someone tell me what is real from a D&D lens. Like, can you not or can you have a dungeon in a hanging environment? It sounds like you could. I need to know.

Luciano (01:26:15.231)
Any... You could if it was enclosed. If it was, it has to be enclosed.

Matt (01:26:21.495)
No, no, that's dumb.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:26:22.231)
Matt, do you have a seventh, uh, of-

Matt (01:26:25.683)
Well, I was going to give you the arguably where they keep the money, where the, uh, what was it? The marker, Martin, Cain seal. That would be a dungeon or fine. Then it's the place where they, they actually hide all the money where Dork runs into them. That's definitely a dungeon.

Luciano (01:26:34.935)
More- yeah. Oh, that's true. Well, it's-

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:26:43.243)
Ahhhhhhh!

Luciano (01:26:43.437)
The... It has, you're right, it has like gates and bars and everything. That counts more. The arena, yeah.

Matt (01:26:48.257)
under the arena. Seven, great.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:26:49.431)
We did seven. I was right, I pulled that number out of my ass.

Luciano (01:26:52.365)
Okay.

Chris (01:26:53.474)
Seven.

Matt (01:26:54.899)
Great job everybody. Um, let's wrap this shit up. We on this podcast like to do a thing where we review the movie and normally we're supposed to do it at the beginning of the show. End of the show? No, we moved it.

Luciano (01:26:58.555)
Hahaha!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:27:06.419)
Not today.

Luciano (01:27:07.139)
No, we don't do it in the beginning anymore. No, we don't. What is wrong with you? What is, what's called duggery is this?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:27:10.123)
We've never done it in the beginning of the show.

Matt (01:27:13.379)
no use to we used to and as uh...

Chris (01:27:13.975)
We used to.

Matt (01:27:20.827)
We do a thing where we rate our movies and we put it on the tier, the S tier, if you will, ranking system to give you an idea of what we think of these movies. Tiering, S, A, B, C, we stop at F just because, nope, we stop at F for context. And we don't talk about Morbius.

Chris (01:27:37.634)
Unless it's Morbius. You're right. No, no,

Luciano (01:27:39.551)
Nope. And we don't talk about Morbius.

Matt (01:27:46.043)
Spencer, where are you gonna write this movie?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:27:46.2)
Yo!

Well, this movie didn't have many plot holes, but it did have a lot of slot holes. Am I right? There's nothing to do with my review, but I just wanted to start with that. On a scale from S to F, S being highest, F being lowest. I think I'm going to put this movie at, and I'm going to tell you after I explain.

Luciano (01:27:57.895)
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Chris (01:27:58.126)
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:28:17.559)
This movie was a good movie. I think we can all agree we had a lot of fun. We was fun. We were having fun. I liked. Jarnathan. A lot, maybe too much. I liked Chris Pine really a lot. He's very charming and a perfect. Perfect I'm not using any character names. I'm going to tell you right now.

Luciano (01:28:28.67)
Hahaha!

Luciano (01:28:32.14)
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say.

Matt (01:28:39.976)
Edkin.

Matt (01:28:44.141)
Just use Jonathan's name.

Chris (01:28:44.549)
Hahaha!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:28:45.047)
Jarnathan is the only character I told you I remember. I've said this.

Luciano (01:28:45.783)
Yeah, you did.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:28:49.783)
Are you listening? I like Chris Pined Pine as his carry. He was great. Michelle Rodriguez is usually like I'm like, oh, like here's another like she plays the same role in every movie. But she was really good as the character she played. Now.

Chris (01:28:50.478)
Hahaha

Matt (01:28:52.596)
No, Chris, how do you establish that?

Matt (01:29:04.851)
Polka.

Matt (01:29:10.783)
Holger.

Luciano (01:29:10.852)
He just said the name.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:29:13.355)
But she was actually not like but she was fun. Like it was like a really good balance. I liked I don't know what you're saying, but it's getting annoying. So stop talking gibberish. Oh, the effects were good. Movie was good. The adventure, the adventure. What I really liked Marvelman's next life. No, I.

Matt (01:29:18.535)
Holger

Luciano (01:29:22.267)
Holga Kilgore, Holga Kilgore, that's her name.

Chris (01:29:29.527)
HAHAHA

Sensing a number of Ks in here.

Matt (01:29:35.628)
Martelman's ex-wife.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:29:42.775)
The whole movie was just fun. I like it didn't take itself too seriously and it was just a refreshing good time and I hope they make more. So as of that, obviously it's not like the greatest movie ever made, but it was a fun movie. I gave this movie a solid, a strong B.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:30:01.807)
because I really enjoyed it. But I know you guys are nerds and you're gonna, no, no. You guys are gonna give it for, it's like high scores because it's accurate.

Luciano (01:30:04.015)
Yeah. It's no. What? Like you're not. Yeah, you're just... Yeah. Your time is over.

Matt (01:30:08.071)
No, you're wrong, but not for the reason you think. No, your time is over. We're past you, Chris. Your time is over, Chris. Let's, I, Chris, let's... Marlman? You're...

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:30:15.423)
You're such a marmalon. I can't remember, I genuinely can't remember. That's a real Marlin in X-Wives. For some reason I only remember Jarnison and I do remember Gwyn for some reason. I don't know why.

Luciano (01:30:23.132)
Oh my god.

Chris (01:30:23.502)
Marmalade, marmalade, marmalade.

Matt (01:30:25.051)
Your real Marlman's ex-wife.

Luciano (01:30:26.97)
Yeah.

Matt (01:30:34.207)
Son of a bitch Chris give me our give me your movie review. Give me your ranking as it were

Chris (01:30:36.639)
Way to dance around it, ya-

Yeah.

Okay, so this movie, like I said earlier on, it was, I totally wasn't expecting the experience that I got and I'm fortunate that it turned out the way it did. It was pleasant. I enjoyed myself. This was a lot of fun. And it makes a lot of sense because the directors, like they're a co-team. Jonathan, John Francis Daly, and I can't remember the other gentlemen, but they're a really good partnership. And they were originally,

slated to work on the Flash movie and they left that project to go work on other stuff. And clearly, we know how that turned out.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:31:17.021)
Oh, and that turned out a genius move. That's like rolling a natural 20.

Matt (01:31:18.499)
Genius.

Luciano (01:31:21.157)
What a great decision.

Chris (01:31:24.002)
Great decision. Yeah. Cha cha. I love it. Every act builds on the previous and it all comes together cohesively. And I just like, it was difficult to me to find fault in it because I really cared about what was going on and it was taking place in this world. And thank goodness, there was no cameo from Snails, Marlon Wayans or Justin Whalen.

Luciano (01:31:25.735)
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:31:26.515)
Yeah, that worked.

Matt (01:31:26.763)
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Luciano (01:31:50.097)
Hahaha!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:31:50.292)
Wait, did you say thank goodness or that's why it's not an S?

Chris (01:31:54.89)
Uh, actually it contributes to why it's going to be, you're not there yet. The reason that I also enjoyed, I enjoyed the, like, like the dialogue was great. So the writing was strong again, cohesive, thanks to the writing and the trajectory that they, that they followed. Right? Like I said, I even thought that the movie was going to end when they were sailing away in the ship, but they came back and gave me another set of scenes that were enjoyable. So.

Luciano (01:31:55.388)
HAHAHAHA

Luciano (01:32:01.846)
Oh my god.

Chris (01:32:23.186)
everything really great equation for me this was this was an a this was an a

Matt (01:32:28.959)
Chris, you sold the Lego as an S and then you dropped the A. What happened?

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:32:30.743)
Yeah, you also spoke like you're giving this movie, like speaking at this movie's funeral. This movie was a lot of fun. I had fun. And I'm sad that it's over.

Luciano (01:32:31.647)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Matt (01:32:38.956)
Yeah

Luciano (01:32:39.381)
A eulogy, yeah. It was not a review, it was a movie eulogy.

Luciano (01:32:47.059)
And I'm sad that it's over.

Matt (01:32:49.243)
Moving on, Chris will never answer the question of how that was an NS even though he talked like it was. And we'll move on to someone who's going to give it a real score. Luciano.

Chris (01:32:49.595)
I am sad that it's over.

Luciano (01:32:58.915)
No pressure. I love this movie. I loved it the first time I watched it in the theaters. I loved it when I watched it the second time. I would probably watch it again at some point. I have to say though, like a lot of the fun that I personally derived from it was because of all of the little Easter eggs and all the detail that they put in. Of D&D, not just like the rules, little bit of rule stuff, but like just the nod to the lore and everything. I love that.

I love that shit just in general and the fact that they pulled it off in such a fun movie just makes it like just chef's kiss for me. I don't really have much more than that to say just a fun ride, a lot of like love put into it clearly. So for me as a D&D nerd, this is an S. But even if I didn't know anything about D&D, it would be an A. So for me, it's an S.

Like I will watch this movie a bunch of more times over the years.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:33:54.415)
Shocking.

Matt (01:33:59.483)
Um, so you hear how, um, Spencer and Chris are wrong and how Luciano's correct. Um, it's an S it's, it's obviously an S because it's fun. You laugh, you cry, you have questions about how many slots everybody has. And

Chris (01:34:00.563)
Mmm.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:34:05.391)
I wonder what Bat thinks about the movie.

Luciano (01:34:05.795)
Yeah, they are.

Chris (01:34:06.798)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Chris (01:34:17.962)
HAHAHAHA!

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:34:20.206)
Ask the important question.

Luciano (01:34:20.268)
Hahaha! Yeah!

Matt (01:34:23.035)
Hey, asking the important questions. It's just, you know, I had a great time because it made me happy. It made me feel like they understand what it is to play D&D. And it was still like, you know, we watched them, I watched them with my wife. And the only complaint she had was that the music didn't match the tone of the fight scenes, which after she said that I couldn't unsee it, but it's still, I mean, whatever. I was watching the fight scenes or you couldn't, yeah, unhear it. Hear it? Couldn't hear it anyways. I stand by what I stand, said. And so like, you know, that-

Luciano (01:34:29.498)
Yeah.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:34:38.656)
Unhear it.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:34:42.366)
Idiot.

Luciano (01:34:44.327)
Yeah, you suddenly see it, yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Chris (01:34:45.998)
No, no, no.

Matt (01:34:50.887)
But that in our standing was just exactly what you want after seeing that 2000 abomination some back someone to come back the nerds from freaks and geeks to come back and get what we feel accurate really made me happy and I've watched it three times and I will watch it again and so for all those reasons you know that's exactly what is an S tier to me something I love and then I'm gonna watch again and again so that's it I don't know how it got to a tier with Chris but maybe one day we'll figure out what he thinks an

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:35:17.661)
I gave it a B.

Luciano (01:35:20.291)
Yeah, you're an idiot, but. Ha ha ha.

Matt (01:35:20.371)
Fuck you. Maybe, maybe that movie will be Renfield, which is our next movie. It is going to kick off our thriller, not related to Michael Jackson in any way, October. We're gonna knock out a bunch of thrillers. I mean, the only scary thing about Michael Jackson is him around children, which we're not gonna talk about.

Chris (01:35:21.742)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:35:25.295)
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Luciano (01:35:27.303)
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:35:35.639)
I mean it's kind of

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:35:42.047)
More 90s jokes. More dated references.

Luciano (01:35:42.247)
Oh no,

Chris (01:35:47.97)
Michael Jackson's a musical genius. Put some respect on his name.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:35:51.702)
It is October though, so it's Halloween, which Thriller also was. So in that sense, it is Michael Jackson themed. Welcome to our Michael Jackson themed month! That's what I'm trying to say.

Matt (01:35:56.432)
Yes. Yeah.

Matt (01:36:00.499)
Hey, Spencer.

Luciano (01:36:01.703)
Shut up. Hahahaha!

Matt (01:36:04.048)
the

Chris (01:36:04.726)
Hello, how many tickets please how many tickets would you like to buy?

Luciano (01:36:07.779)
Matt, please get us out of here.

Matt (01:36:10.015)
One of the special things we'll be doing during October apparently is Spencer's going to be hosting a Michael Jackson appreciation podcast.

Chris (01:36:11.55)
It's close to midnight.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:36:17.138)
We call it a jackathon.

Luciano (01:36:17.743)
Oh my god.

Chris (01:36:20.513)
Oh

Matt (01:36:23.679)
I'm sorry.

Luciano (01:36:25.498)
Oh my god.

Matt (01:36:27.375)
And on that note, if you want to email us about things like why we calling a jackathon, we do have an email address. It is popcornandplotholes at gmail.com. If you have suggestions on movies you'd like to see us cover in the thriller movie month, try not to invoke any more Michael Jackson demons. But...

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:36:28.655)
Okay

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:36:33.74)
You know

Chris (01:36:35.31)
Ha ha ha!

Luciano (01:36:37.071)
You know why.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:36:49.516)
Michael Jacketman?

Luciano (01:36:53.036)
Oh my God.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:36:55.705)
That's what it is!

Chris (01:36:59.298)
Vincent Price is proud.

Matt (01:37:01.442)
Haha, shit, well I walked into that one. Anyways, join us next time for Renfield and not the Michael Jackson Jackathon.

Luciano (01:37:11.239)
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Chris (01:37:11.47)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Luciano (01:37:15.399)
I guess any really isn't okay.

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!! (01:37:16.994)
Oh my, no. Luciano, thank you.

Matt (01:37:19.879)
I'm deleting that from this podcast.

Chris (01:37:23.353)
Keep it.