[Give yourself a hand]: Hey, welcome back to
popcorn and potholes, or welcome. It's the

[Give yourself a hand]: first episode, so you
can't be back yet. You will be back soon, but

[Give yourself a hand]: not right now. We are
gonna talk about movies, specifically facts

[Give yourself a hand]: movies. Facts, as everybody
famously knows, are fantasy, action, comic,

[Give yourself a hand]: thriller, sci-fi movies.
We, there are three other people with me, so

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm gonna introduce
them to you now. I'm Matt, the nether person

[Give yourself a hand]: is Luciano.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yes, I'm Luciano
and this is not a movie, this is garbage made

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: into the screen.

[Give yourself a hand]: right. Spencer, can
you give us a comment about the movie without

[Give yourself a hand]: giving away what the
movie is?

[Its Morbin Time]: It's this movie time.

[Give yourself a hand]: Perfect.

[Its Morbin Time]: Think about

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: MASTODON!

[Its Morbin Time]: it, guys.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Pterodactyl.

[Its Morbin Time]: Think about it.

[Give yourself a hand]: That was Chris. Chris,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: you're

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that

[Give yourself a hand]: talking

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: was

[Give yourself a hand]: about

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: me.

[Give yourself a hand]: pterodactyls.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm talking
about pterodactyls, triceratops, and actually

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: none of
those things. My rating for this was D for

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: destroying
my time invested in watching this move.

[Give yourself a hand]: Great, we haven't gotten
to the rating portion, but I'm glad you're

[Give yourself a hand]: thinking ahead, it's
really good.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm not
sorry.

[Give yourself a hand]: He's not excited about
this movie.

[Its Morbin Time]: Not

[Give yourself a hand]: The movie he's

[Its Morbin Time]: sorry

[Give yourself a hand]: excited about, ladies
and gentlemen, he's not sorry about, is, uh,

[Give yourself a hand]: Morbius, the Jared Leto
vehicle. Or should I say it's a Matt Smith

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Train

[Give yourself a hand]: vehicle?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: wreck.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: The

[Its Morbin Time]: if

[Give yourself a hand]: vehicle

[Its Morbin Time]: that

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: be the

[Give yourself a hand]: is

[Its Morbin Time]: vehicle

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: The

[Give yourself a hand]: a

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: vehicle,

[Give yourself a hand]: train.

[Its Morbin Time]: being a car going

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Woo

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the vehicle.

[Its Morbin Time]: off

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: woo!

[Its Morbin Time]: a cliff into

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I,

[Its Morbin Time]: a

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: chasm.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Exactly.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: full of
carpets

[Give yourself a hand]: That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that set
fire.

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah. Fire carpets as,
as they're colloquially

[Its Morbin Time]: As we

[Give yourself a hand]: the lead.

[Its Morbin Time]: all know.

[Give yourself a hand]: No. Yeah. Um, so. What
we do here on this podcast, first thing we're

[Give yourself a hand]: going to do is we're
going to rank this. We're going to, we are

[Give yourself a hand]: going to use a tier
list. People hopefully you're familiar with

[Give yourself a hand]: them. If you're not
Google tier list, basically it's a ranking

[Give yourself a hand]: system that starts with
S as being the best, like superb or perfect,

[Give yourself a hand]: and then letters A through
E or F. The lower you go, the worse this movie

[Give yourself a hand]: is.

[Its Morbin Time]: And what do those letters

[Give yourself a hand]: So

[Its Morbin Time]: stand for?

[Give yourself a hand]: A is all right. B is.

[Its Morbin Time]: The second one's alright,
goes from superb

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Bodacious.

[Its Morbin Time]: to alright.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: Okay,

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: okay.

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: bombastic.

[Give yourself a hand]: supreme awesome better
Cool.

[Its Morbin Time]: better

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Cool.

[Its Morbin Time]: than C.

[Give yourself a hand]: Better than C. C

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Disappointing.

[Give yourself a hand]: is cool.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: disappointing.

[Give yourself a hand]: Disappointing. E. Gads.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and-

[Give yourself a hand]: Failure.

[Its Morbin Time]: E-cad.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: pfft- he

[Its Morbin Time]: E-cad

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: gads

[Its Morbin Time]: sounds

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: nice

[Its Morbin Time]: pretty good.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yeah

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I do like
it gads

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I think

[Give yourself a hand]: EGAS

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: nice

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: more

[Give yourself a hand]: is like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it's

[Give yourself a hand]: so

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: more

[Give yourself a hand]: bad.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ermergard than

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Egads.

[Give yourself a hand]: Irma Gar. Thank you,
that's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah

[Give yourself a hand]: probably

[Its Morbin Time]: I thought

[Give yourself a hand]: better.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ighez

[Its Morbin Time]: you were gonna...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: was- was
poific.

[Its Morbin Time]: No, I thought E was gonna
be a Ehh No, that's too

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ehh,

[Give yourself a hand]: Nah.

[Its Morbin Time]: easy

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you guys.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: They're

[Its Morbin Time]: I

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: all

[Its Morbin Time]: prefer

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: valid.

[Its Morbin Time]: E-cads

[Give yourself a hand]: Um, but yeah, okay.
Let's, let's, let's put some stuff on this

[Give yourself a hand]: list. Um, who wants
to go first? Who wants to, to inaugural the

[Give yourself a hand]: slam something on the
tier list.

[Its Morbin Time]: I'll go,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It was
cut.

[Its Morbin Time]: but I'm already breaking
out of this tier list that we've

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh

[Its Morbin Time]: created,

[Give yourself a hand]: my god.

[Its Morbin Time]: and I'm giving

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha

[Its Morbin Time]: this

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: ha!

[Its Morbin Time]: movie an M for Morbius, and
I'm doing this because this is gonna be the

[Its Morbin Time]: new right below Egads, and
failure

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Failure.

[Its Morbin Time]: is gonna be Morbius.

[Give yourself a hand]: Did

[Its Morbin Time]: So that

[Give yourself a hand]: you just call

[Its Morbin Time]: is,

[Give yourself a hand]: that tear Morpheus?

[Its Morbin Time]: yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It's,

[Its Morbin Time]: that tier

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: M is Morbius,

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay,

[Its Morbin Time]: and that's

[Give yourself a hand]: much

[Its Morbin Time]: where

[Give yourself a hand]: like

[Its Morbin Time]: this.

[Give yourself a hand]: the S is at the top
and out of sort of alphabetical

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: order, the

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: M is also slid up higher
in the alphabet.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah. Exactly. And so this

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[Its Morbin Time]: movie

[Give yourself a hand]: Could you?

[Its Morbin Time]: isn't in the Morbius level.

[Give yourself a hand]: Could you give us just
a hint, a, just a morsel, like an appetizer

[Give yourself a hand]: as to why it's created
its own subclass of terribleness.

[Its Morbin Time]: Well, I can, but where to
start is the question. I will be succinct and

[Its Morbin Time]: I will say this movie was
a poor hybrid of venom mixed with, uh, like

[Its Morbin Time]: Spider-Man with a dash of
Batman and all in the worst ways. Oh, and the

[Its Morbin Time]: Hulk, the Hulk was a big
influence in this movie.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, they definitely

[Its Morbin Time]: All.

[Give yourself a hand]: stole a line directly

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah. They,

[Give yourself a hand]: from the Hulk.

[Its Morbin Time]: they stole a line from, I
think all four of those movies. and try to

[Its Morbin Time]: make it into one

[Give yourself a hand]: And

[Its Morbin Time]: by

[Give yourself a hand]: characters,

[Its Morbin Time]: the numbers.

[Give yourself a hand]: spoilers.

[Its Morbin Time]: Even though this movie was
written before AI was prevalent, I believe

[Its Morbin Time]: this was written by an AI.
Maybe the

[Give yourself a hand]: This,

[Its Morbin Time]: first film.

[Give yourself a hand]: this,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: This

[Give yourself a hand]: I think

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: movie...

[Give yourself a hand]: this will be created
AI.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I was gonna say,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Wohhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: this movie is responsible
for AI screenplays.

[Its Morbin Time]: This movie is AI.

[Give yourself a hand]: I think that when I
think they could end the strike between the

[Give yourself a hand]: writers guild and the
directors and the actors and Hollywood if they

[Give yourself a hand]: just showed them what
I could rot upon the world aka Morbius.

[Its Morbin Time]: Is this what you want people?
Is this what you want?

[Give yourself a hand]: I think that's pretty
obvious. Luciano, why don't you hit us with

[Give yourself a hand]: your tier ranking?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: So given that Spencer
stole my joke, because

[Its Morbin Time]: Hehehehe

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I was gonna give
it a G for garbage, I'll put it squared F as

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: a failure. Failed
to be a movie, it failed to be a story, it

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: failed to entertain
me, it failed in every fucking aspect that

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it could possibly
fail. While I was watching this, this is sort

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: of a mix for me
between an author's first attempt at young

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: adult fiction. along

[Its Morbin Time]: I feel

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: with

[Its Morbin Time]: that.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the along with the
and everybody in the buzz clapped meme that's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like this just a
mashup of that

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: and

[Its Morbin Time]: yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it sucks as much
as that sounds because

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: characters are completely
shallow and personalities are non-existent

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: and the story has
no meaning and there's way too many fucking

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: bats in this movie
for no good reason whatsoever so uh yeah i

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: just i won my hour
in the 43 minutes back That's basically it.

[Its Morbin Time]: That was that long, eh?

[Give yourself a hand]: No, you can't. You can't
have it back. I'm

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I know.

[Give yourself a hand]: sorry.

[Its Morbin Time]: It felt like seven hours
and 44 minutes.

[Give yourself a hand]: Chris,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: can you bring some balance
to the force known as the tier list?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That's
a tall order.

[Its Morbin Time]: I'm

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I

[Its Morbin Time]: sorry.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: already
dropped

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: my rating
in

[Its Morbin Time]: Hehehehe

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: our first
inaugural episode. Sorry, everybody. Not sorry.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It destroyed
my time. I've heard many a thing about this

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: film, if
you will, but apart from Tyrese's some kind

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: of portrayal
as an FBI cop,

[Its Morbin Time]: Excellent betrayal.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Everything
was, yeah, everything was so distracting. Even

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Jared Leto
himself, I mean, it had something that resembled

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the story,
scene and sort of beat after beat, but it didn't

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: feel like,
it didn't feel cohesive. Like there was a beginning,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a middle
and end, but I find the only thing that was

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: satisfying
was

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the credit screen.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Matt Smith
playing Milo. him and like I felt like the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: only heart
in this movie were the deaths of innocence

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and

[Its Morbin Time]: of

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: um

[Its Morbin Time]: the

[Give yourself a hand]: Like,

[Its Morbin Time]: audience.

[Give yourself a hand]: sorry, Chris, are in

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yes

[Give yourself a hand]: this sense? Okay,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, our innocence.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: our innocence
and

[Give yourself a hand]: yep.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the death
of innocent people in except for that jerk

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: guy in
the bar and like yeah and then like I felt

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: more empathy
for Milo's uh Milo dying at the end It's just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like, I'm
so confused. And so that's it for me.

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay, so D, you didn't
give it.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I didn't
give it,

[Its Morbin Time]: I didn't give

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I

[Its Morbin Time]: my

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: didn't

[Its Morbin Time]: review

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: give a
damn. I didn't give a damn,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Nice, nice, well
done.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: period.

[Give yourself a hand]: good. No, but I just
want to be clear because like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: the list goes down to
F failure.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: So you're putting a
D, like there's going to be

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That's

[Give yourself a hand]: other

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a

[Give yourself a hand]: movies we're going to
watch that are worse.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: di... This
was a dynamic didn't care because it failed

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: me. See
what I did there.

[Give yourself a hand]: But you

[Its Morbin Time]: See

[Give yourself a hand]: said

[Its Morbin Time]: what

[Give yourself a hand]: failed.

[Its Morbin Time]: you

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I

[Its Morbin Time]: did

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: think

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he means

[Its Morbin Time]: there?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that the movie is

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: falling

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: see how
confused

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: down the list.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I am? Like,
I- It's- It- Who do I- How- Can I call the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: police?
About-

[Its Morbin Time]: Chris,

[Give yourself a hand]: No,

[Its Morbin Time]: take a breath.

[Give yourself a hand]: because

[Its Morbin Time]: Breathe in and breathe out,
okay?

[Give yourself a hand]: based on what I saw
in this movie, the police aren't gonna do a

[Give yourself a hand]: good job

[Its Morbin Time]: Hehehe

[Give yourself a hand]: about

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So I'm

[Give yourself a hand]: anything.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: still screwed.
I'm

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: still

[Give yourself a hand]: you

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: are.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: screwed.

[Give yourself a hand]: To wrap up this tier
listing, I don't know how this got to a D in

[Give yourself a hand]: your role, Chris.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: You did bring balance,
but not like this is, it's not what I wanted.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Not like
this!

[Give yourself a hand]: Not like this. So I'm
gonna give this an F for forget about it.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Its Morbin Time]: Oh

[Give yourself a hand]: Hey,

[Its Morbin Time]: forget about

[Give yourself a hand]: don't ever

[Its Morbin Time]: this

[Give yourself a hand]: watch

[Its Morbin Time]: movie

[Give yourself a hand]: this. Do not watch this
movie. Do not pass go. Do not

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that

[Give yourself a hand]: collect

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: collect

[Give yourself a hand]: $200.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: $10.

[Give yourself a hand]: You have something better
in your life to do than this, I guarantee it.

[Give yourself a hand]: Even if that is sitting
on the toilet, playing Bejeweled for two hours,

[Give yourself a hand]: that is worth your time

[Its Morbin Time]: Fuck

[Give yourself a hand]: in comparison

[Its Morbin Time]: yeah

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: it

[Give yourself a hand]: to this

[Its Morbin Time]: is.

[Give yourself a hand]: movie.

[Its Morbin Time]: That sounds like a

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Take

[Its Morbin Time]: good

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: care

[Its Morbin Time]: time.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: of yourself.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Lens

[Give yourself a hand]: that's,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yourself.

[Give yourself a hand]: that's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Listen,

[Give yourself a hand]: perfect. That's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Bejeweled

[Give yourself a hand]: you time.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: keeps telling me
I'm awesome and excellent. I'm in for this.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: great. Just make sure
the volume is cranked to full.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: Let's move down into
things. Let's just talk about the movie in

[Give yourself a hand]: general. I think we
need to just express our emotions, express

[Give yourself a hand]: some of our feelings
about the movie. I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to

[Give yourself a hand]: think

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: safe

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: space.

[Give yourself a hand]: first thing I just kinda,
I'm gonna throw some stuff out here to you

[Give yourself a hand]: guys and maybe you can
throw it back. Maybe you can riff on it. I

[Give yourself a hand]: don't know. When I look
at this movie and I think about watching

[Its Morbin Time]: to...

[Give yourself a hand]: it,

[Its Morbin Time]: my life.

[Give yourself a hand]: I get...

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Night terrors. But...

[Its Morbin Time]: during the daytime, which

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[Its Morbin Time]: is

[Give yourself a hand]: put

[Its Morbin Time]: weird.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: you in the daytime.
So it's very confusing. I guess what I want

[Give yourself a hand]: to start with is...
Why Morbius?

[Its Morbin Time]: Hehehe

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, that's a fair
question, I would say.

[Give yourself a hand]: Why did they pick

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh, you have more?
I just

[Give yourself a hand]: Morbius?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: thought you were
just

[Give yourself a hand]: No,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like,

[Give yourself a hand]: no,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: why? Hehehehehehehehehehe

[Give yourself a hand]: okay. Should I, why
Morbius? Where Morbius?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Where Morbius? How
Morbius?

[Give yourself a hand]: How Morbius? What

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: When?

[Give yourself a hand]: Morbius? When Morbius?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Exactly.

[Give yourself a hand]: Who Morbius?

[Its Morbin Time]: Well,

[Give yourself a hand]: Pick which one you wanna
work with.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: And

[Its Morbin Time]: I

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the

[Its Morbin Time]: know

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: answer

[Its Morbin Time]: who

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: to

[Its Morbin Time]: Morbius.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: all those questions
is no. Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes, I think that is

[Give yourself a hand]: Great podcast.

[Its Morbin Time]: a great list of questions.
And those questions crossed my mind when he

[Its Morbin Time]: morb'd for the first time.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: When was that?

[Its Morbin Time]: I think he morbbed for the
first time on the boat.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: and

[Give yourself a hand]: The... sorry Spencer,
can you explain something to me about the boat?

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes, so at

[Give yourself a hand]: Where

[Its Morbin Time]: some point,

[Give yourself a hand]: was the boat?

[Its Morbin Time]: they said at one point that
it was just off,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: International waters.

[Its Morbin Time]: it was in international waters,
and they said it was just off the coast,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Long

[Its Morbin Time]: like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Island.

[Its Morbin Time]: 15 miles off

[Give yourself a hand]: 13

[Its Morbin Time]: Long Island.

[Give yourself a hand]: nautical miles

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah, I

[Give yourself a hand]: off of Long

[Its Morbin Time]: don't

[Give yourself a hand]: Island.

[Its Morbin Time]: know if that's international
waters. Sounds

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[Its Morbin Time]: pretty close.

[Give yourself a hand]: don't know.

[Its Morbin Time]: It sounds like it's clearly
in the American waters. But yeah, that scene

[Its Morbin Time]: caught me off guard because
they didn't set it up. at all. Like they said,

[Its Morbin Time]: we're gonna have to do this,
this dangerous, dangerous procedure in international

[Its Morbin Time]: waters. I'm like, oh, okay,
that's kind of fun. Then they're gonna have

[Its Morbin Time]: to go and like, like almost
like King Kong, they're gonna have to like

[Its Morbin Time]: get a team and spread this
whole mission to get there. And you're gonna

[Its Morbin Time]: meet all these characters.
And then it literally is like hard cuts to

[Its Morbin Time]: like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh

[Its Morbin Time]: him

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: in an office that looks just
like his office, which

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: is in the city.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: So I didn't think he even
left yet.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Listen, Matt Smith
is loaded in this movie,

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: okay?

[Its Morbin Time]: apparently.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: He just threw money
at the problem.

[Its Morbin Time]: He's like, can I teleport
you to the boat? And then, and then I'll do

[Its Morbin Time]: that. And then it cuts, I
had hard cuts to him in the boat. And, and

[Its Morbin Time]: then he kills and then he
morbs and kills everybody who is not introduced.

[Its Morbin Time]: You don't know who these
people are. I was, I generally thought they

[Its Morbin Time]: were still in the office,
the entire scene until it had an exterior shot

[Its Morbin Time]: of the boat.

[Give yourself a hand]: Um, I have a question
about the Mormon time.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: So they put him, him
and Dr. Martin. Is that, is that

[Its Morbin Time]: That

[Give yourself a hand]: right?

[Its Morbin Time]: was her first name

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Martin

[Its Morbin Time]: was Martine.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Bancroft, yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Bancroft,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Bancroft.

[Give yourself a hand]: Dr. Bancroft. Thank
you. Uh, he goes into a cryogenics, ah, this

[Give yourself a hand]: is sealed room. I don't
want to give,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Sealed

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: room.

[Give yourself a hand]: not

[Its Morbin Time]: It's

[Give yourself a hand]: even going

[Its Morbin Time]: a Mormon

[Give yourself a hand]: to say it's cryogenic.

[Its Morbin Time]: room.

[Give yourself a hand]: Cause who knows that
the more he goes into the

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: The mor- the morbid room, yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: Mormon room. Thank you,
Spencer.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: The morbid- the morbid room.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Morbin
grid.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Give yourself a hand]: the Morbin Room. And
so he gets the drug and the whole person, what

[Give yourself a hand]: was the purpose of being
in that room?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Just in
case.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Insurance?
Insurance

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I have

[Its Morbin Time]: That's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: no

[Its Morbin Time]: a good

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: idea.

[Its Morbin Time]: question.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: clauses.

[Its Morbin Time]: It seems like turning into
a man-eating vampire was somewhat on the menu

[Its Morbin Time]: for them. I guess based on
the fact that he was strapped in and in a locked

[Its Morbin Time]: room.

[Give yourself a hand]: then why'd she open
the door immediately?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Well,

[Its Morbin Time]: Cause it

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he

[Its Morbin Time]: was

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: disappeared,

[Its Morbin Time]: Mormon time.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: remember? Yeah,
he disappeared.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh yeah,
they couldn't find him. But

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like,

[Its Morbin Time]: Oh yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: why

[Its Morbin Time]: it's a-

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: couldn't...
Why couldn't she look up from the window?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: That's well, cause
the window, like he was above the window, but

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: to me the main jarring
thing in that movie, in that part of the movie

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: was she goes in
and she looks up and I'm like, wait, wasn't,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: didn't he get like
bat DNA? Why does it look like a spider up

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: there? Like I make

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like, it really
confused

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: well

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: me. I was like,
wait, am I watching a Spider-Man movie? What's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: happening right
now? It was very weird,

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that whole thing.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Bats

[Its Morbin Time]: And

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: do

[Its Morbin Time]: I will

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: hang

[Its Morbin Time]: s-

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: from stuff
upside down

[Its Morbin Time]: they

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: from

[Its Morbin Time]: do hang

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: time to

[Its Morbin Time]: upside

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: time.

[Its Morbin Time]: down, so I will

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: give

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: but

[Its Morbin Time]: that

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: not

[Its Morbin Time]: movie

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like

[Its Morbin Time]: credit.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: a spider. They hang
because they have claws and they hold onto

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: things.

[Its Morbin Time]: If this movie made it want
anything clear, it's that bats can do whatever

[Its Morbin Time]: the fuck they want them to
do. At any point

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Fair.

[Its Morbin Time]: in the movie. I have the

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: That

[Its Morbin Time]: power of a bat,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: is fair.

[Its Morbin Time]: so who knows? You know? Just
who knows what might happen? I can fly, but

[Its Morbin Time]: I can also turn to mist.
I can,

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[Its Morbin Time]: yeah, I can do anything.

[Give yourself a hand]: No, you raised some
very above points there, Spencer. Another question

[Give yourself a hand]: I think I have, and
maybe someone else can answer this for me.

[Give yourself a hand]: Can someone explain
to me how Milo... or Lucian became rich. Cause,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ah!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: think he

[Give yourself a hand]: cause-

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: was from the beginning.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Was he?
Okay.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, didn't you
hear his accent? His English, therefore rich.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No, that's
genius tier deduction right there

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: mean. Okay.

[Its Morbin Time]: just gonna assume that he
heavily invested in Bitcoin.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha!

[Give yourself a hand]: It was 25 years ago
in Greece, so Bitcoin didn't exist.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah, yeah, but he knew a
guy.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh yeah, fuck

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Thanks for watching!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: they were in Greece!
I forgot about that!

[Give yourself a hand]: Where everybody

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: spoke English, obviously.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: famously

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, famously.

[Its Morbin Time]: Well, he

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh

[Its Morbin Time]: was

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: my

[Its Morbin Time]: a best

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: god.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Its Morbin Time]: he was heavily invested in
Greek coin which as

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm

[Its Morbin Time]: you know just

[Give yourself a hand]: Hmm.

[Its Morbin Time]: exploded

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Spanakapetus.

[Give yourself a hand]: The cr- Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Okay. That's
a good question. I don't know. I, I didn't

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: even put
it together. Like I was always wondering, okay,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: well, is
adult Milo just well connected? Like does he

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: own horizon?
I don't know. Like how did he even set up the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: internet?
Like the

[Give yourself a hand]: Yes,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: boat and
stuff.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: He

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: was...

[Give yourself a hand]: think the answer to
Horizons is yes because they call him their

[Give yourself a hand]: wealthy benefactor,
which

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: They had

[Its Morbin Time]: That

[Give yourself a hand]: is

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the

[Its Morbin Time]: doesn't

[Give yourself a hand]: a good

[Its Morbin Time]: mean

[Give yourself a hand]: thing.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Huh.

[Its Morbin Time]: he's the,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: wealthiest donor,
I think. So I think the

[Its Morbin Time]: yeah, he's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: lab

[Its Morbin Time]: a

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh,

[Its Morbin Time]: donor.

[Give yourself a hand]: my bad.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: was not

[Its Morbin Time]: So he

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: his,

[Its Morbin Time]: spends

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: but he was,

[Its Morbin Time]: money.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: He

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha

[Its Morbin Time]: doesn't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: ha

[Its Morbin Time]: make money from it,

[Give yourself a hand]: You gotta spend

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: ha.

[Give yourself a hand]: money to make money,
though, Spencer.

[Its Morbin Time]: but you're donating. That's
not how this works.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: One

[Its Morbin Time]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: hand

[Its Morbin Time]: invested

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: washes

[Its Morbin Time]: and

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the

[Its Morbin Time]: I expect

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: other,
I

[Its Morbin Time]: my

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: guess.

[Its Morbin Time]: money back.

[Give yourself a hand]: I want to hear your
best answers on how Milo got rich. Spencer

[Give yourself a hand]: already tried with his
NFT coins. Come

[Its Morbin Time]: twice.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in inheritance.

[Give yourself a hand]: on, you can do better

[Its Morbin Time]: I

[Give yourself a hand]: than that.

[Its Morbin Time]: fucking...

[Give yourself a hand]: This is supposed to
be a creative podcast.

[Its Morbin Time]: I hate

[Give yourself a hand]: That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Okay,

[Give yourself a hand]: a

[Its Morbin Time]: you.

[Give yourself a hand]: real

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: so

[Give yourself a hand]: answer.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he-

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh, is

[Give yourself a hand]: Get

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that what

[Give yourself a hand]: out

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: we're

[Give yourself a hand]: of here.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: doing here? Wait,
what? I didn't sign up for

[Give yourself a hand]: Listen,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: this.

[Give yourself a hand]: the writers are on strike.
We need to fill in for them. We're not members

[Give yourself a hand]: of

[Its Morbin Time]: Do you want more

[Give yourself a hand]: the guild.

[Its Morbin Time]: AI Morbius?

[Give yourself a hand]: You want that?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: That's what we got
one way or another. I think he had like family

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: money to begin with,
but he did some very shady deals. He

[Give yourself a hand]: What

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: seemed

[Give yourself a hand]: is this

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like

[Give yourself a hand]: shit?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he was,

[Give yourself a hand]: You just stole Chris's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: let me

[Give yourself a hand]: answer!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: finish.

[Its Morbin Time]: You stole Chris's shitty

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Let me

[Its Morbin Time]: answer.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: finish. Cause like
from when they show him the first time as an

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: adult, he has like
Russian bodyguards or whatever.

[Give yourself a hand]: Swedish turn on your
closed captioning

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I,

[Its Morbin Time]: No

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: whatever.

[Its Morbin Time]: thank

[Give yourself a hand]: For

[Its Morbin Time]: you.

[Give yourself a hand]: the record they didn't
translate this Swedish that is said man speaking

[Give yourself a hand]: Swedish, so I don't
know

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah

[Give yourself a hand]: what they're talking
about

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I think he said
something about there's a cripple here to see

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the boss or something.
But yeah, so I think he used his family money

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: to like get into
shady deals. And I'm thinking here like arms

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: deals and probably
like contraband of art and shit

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Louis

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like that

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Vuitton.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: because he looked
like he lived in a pretty decent place. It

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: seemed like it was
big and it was like old. I don't think he got

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: all of his wealth
like legally.

[Give yourself a hand]: Why are you answering
this question like I wanted a real realistic

[Give yourself a hand]: answer that would make
sense in the movie?

[Its Morbin Time]: Let me take this one, Matt.

[Give yourself a hand]: Spencer can you do what
we do here

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: on popcorn bring the
popcorn?

[Its Morbin Time]: So sometimes

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ta-ta!

[Its Morbin Time]: there are meteorites with
very valuable stones inside, you know, like

[Its Morbin Time]: they've got all sorts of
valuable moon rocks. When

[Give yourself a hand]: Kryptonite?

[Its Morbin Time]: those, kryptonite sometimes,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: That's

[Its Morbin Time]: but

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the

[Its Morbin Time]: in this cinematic

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: wrong universe.

[Its Morbin Time]: universe,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Wrong universe.

[Its Morbin Time]: exactly, in this universe
it is, what's in this universe? I can't even

[Its Morbin Time]: use Marvel stuff. This

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: You can.

[Its Morbin Time]: one's

[Give yourself a hand]: This

[Its Morbin Time]: called...

[Give yourself a hand]: is Marvel.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It is

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Marvel.

[Give yourself a hand]: you

[Its Morbin Time]: No,

[Give yourself a hand]: can't.

[Its Morbin Time]: it's not really. We're only

[Give yourself a hand]: It's Sony.

[Its Morbin Time]: allowed to use half of Marvel.

[Give yourself a hand]: What

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: do they got? They got,
no, they have, do they have adamantium? Does

[Give yourself a hand]: that, no, Marvel has,
well,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: no,

[Its Morbin Time]: Mmm.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No,

[Give yourself a hand]: they,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: they do, they do,

[Give yourself a hand]: that's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: they

[Give yourself a hand]: Fox.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: do.

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh, fuck, yeah, so,
no, Marvel owns it because they bought Fox.

[Give yourself a hand]: They can't use adamantium,
sorry, it's out.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh, this

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah, this is Sony.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: is Sony.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh, fuck.

[Its Morbin Time]: So they have... ..

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: The rock had a symbiote
on it?

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: the rock

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: had a valuable symbiote,

[Give yourself a hand]: There

[Its Morbin Time]: one

[Give yourself a hand]: it

[Its Morbin Time]: made

[Give yourself a hand]: is.

[Its Morbin Time]: entirely

[Give yourself a hand]: Nice.

[Its Morbin Time]: of gold and

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: of gold.

[Its Morbin Time]: ruby.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: And the good thing about

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: and

[Its Morbin Time]: this symbiote is it was dead.
It was just in a, you know, a solid, somewhat

[Its Morbin Time]: gooey form

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: that he

[Give yourself a hand]: everybody

[Its Morbin Time]: could

[Give yourself a hand]: knows that when a symbiote
dies, it

[Its Morbin Time]: Hardens.

[Give yourself a hand]: turns into gold and
rubies.

[Its Morbin Time]: That's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ah,

[Give yourself a hand]: It's well known.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: and is

[Its Morbin Time]: famously

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: what

[Its Morbin Time]: known.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: and was this rock
that had the symbiote like attracted by Matt

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Smith's forehead
gravity? Is that what happened?

[Its Morbin Time]: No, but I'm glad you

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: How

[Its Morbin Time]: asked

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: dare

[Its Morbin Time]: that.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you!

[Its Morbin Time]: That

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

[Its Morbin Time]: don't insult my man, Matt
Smith. What

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: How

[Its Morbin Time]: I will

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: dare

[Its Morbin Time]: say

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you?

[Its Morbin Time]: is it was

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I'm sorry,

[Its Morbin Time]: attracted

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I meant five head,
not four head.

[Its Morbin Time]: when Venom was teleported

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Aha.

[Its Morbin Time]: to the other cinematic universe
and then back, that triggered it to be pulled

[Its Morbin Time]: towards our planet. This,
see I'm tying in the universe and getting us

[Its Morbin Time]: some of that sweet, real
Marvel attention. So when Peter Parker, which

[Its Morbin Time]: we partially own. um it interacted
with venom it attracted the ruby gold symbiote

[Its Morbin Time]: so there ergo vis-a-vis it
landed in milo's backyard which crippled him

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Forehead, forehead.

[Its Morbin Time]: gave him his uh disease it's
all connected

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Wow.

[Give yourself a hand]: It died on the way back
to his home planet, turning into gold and rubies.

[Its Morbin Time]: Of course, of course.

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh, thank you, Spencer.
Someone with a real answer

[Its Morbin Time]: And he's

[Give yourself a hand]: finally.

[Its Morbin Time]: rich.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, no, thank

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: you. That was

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I'm

[Give yourself a hand]: very

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: sorry,

[Give yourself a hand]: helpful.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that makes much
more sense, you're right.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: He also cheats at cards.

[Give yourself a hand]: obviously. Yeah, that
came up once or twice.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and he
hates babies.

[Give yourself a hand]: It's true,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Jesus.

[Give yourself a hand]: he does. Hey, babies,
do we want to talk? No, we're not going

[Its Morbin Time]: Did

[Give yourself a hand]: to talk.

[Its Morbin Time]: he hate babies?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: about it.
Next question.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, next question.
No further questions, your honor.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha ha.

[Give yourself a hand]: Why, why slow motion?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Why not? Next question.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Its Morbin Time]: What do you want, regular
motion? Fuck

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Regular

[Its Morbin Time]: you.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: motion.

[Give yourself a hand]: Well...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Wait, wait,
you want bullet time?

[Give yourself a hand]: I would have appreciated
double speed time for the entire movie.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: So yes.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: maybe we'll make
the movie shorter.

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh shit, that's a good
question.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yes.

[Its Morbin Time]: the

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, um, yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: sloth time. Now,

[Its Morbin Time]: So

[Give yourself a hand]: why are we using animals?

[Its Morbin Time]: you wanna watch

[Give yourself a hand]: What's

[Its Morbin Time]: this?

[Give yourself a hand]: the slowest weapon?
Bolts or fags?

[Its Morbin Time]: The slowest

[Give yourself a hand]: Arrow,

[Its Morbin Time]: way.

[Give yourself a hand]: arrow time.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Sledgehammer time.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The slowest
weapon is watching this movie.

[Its Morbin Time]: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It's true. It's
a very slow death.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: first

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: cut

[Give yourself a hand]: so

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: is the
deepest.

[Give yourself a hand]: sledge hammer time it
is.

[Its Morbin Time]: Slowest

[Give yourself a hand]: I like

[Its Morbin Time]: death,

[Give yourself a hand]: that. Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: leukemia? No, sorry, forget

[Give yourself a hand]: Wow.

[Its Morbin Time]: that.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh no.

[Its Morbin Time]: Too

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Jesus!

[Its Morbin Time]: far, cancer's not a weapon,
it's a disease.

[Give yourself a hand]: Let me bring this back,

[Its Morbin Time]: Cancer

[Give yourself a hand]: it is a

[Its Morbin Time]: time.

[Give yourself a hand]: blood disease, and let
me tell you what cures blood disease. Morbantime.

[Its Morbin Time]: hats.

[Give yourself a hand]: Juice.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yay!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmm. We
found the anti-bullet time. It's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: The

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: morbentime.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: true blood

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: cancer.

[Give yourself a hand]: true.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh, that

[Give yourself a hand]: Hey,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: sounds
so-

[Give yourself a hand]: what did those guys
have? Did they ever like describe?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No.

[Its Morbin Time]: They had a blood disease
where

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Right.

[Its Morbin Time]: they needed something to
coagulate their blood, so their blood wasn't

[Its Morbin Time]: coagulating.

[Give yourself a hand]: anticoagulate.

[Its Morbin Time]: Or it was coagulating and
they needed to anti coagulate

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: it.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: It was over-coagulated.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: which

[Its Morbin Time]: So their

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: there's

[Its Morbin Time]: blood was

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: a disease,

[Its Morbin Time]: thickening.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like hemophiliac
disease, where it doesn't coagulate. Anti-hemophiliac

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: disease? I don't
know.

[Its Morbin Time]: Um.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: He said there was
something missing in their DNA.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: And

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: And they
required,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: think what was missing
in their DNA was an interesting story, but

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that's just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: OOOOOH!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: me.

[Its Morbin Time]: That was such a stretch.
That was stretched more than Stretch Armstrong.

[Give yourself a hand]: You're better than that.

[Its Morbin Time]: You're better than that.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No, I'm not. You
should

[Its Morbin Time]: No,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: know this

[Its Morbin Time]: I didn't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: by now.

[Its Morbin Time]: know Mr. Fantastic was in
this movie because that was such a stretch.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: WIP

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hey, Chris liked
it.

[Its Morbin Time]: I don't think

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I

[Its Morbin Time]: he

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: did.

[Its Morbin Time]: did.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I did.

[Its Morbin Time]: Oh, OK.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's

[Its Morbin Time]: All right.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: on record
now.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[Its Morbin Time]: It

[Give yourself a hand]: hate

[Its Morbin Time]: is.

[Give yourself a hand]: it.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Um, yeah, I don't
know what they never do explain it. It's just

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that they have some
defect and then they need bad saliva

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: transfusion.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Whatever

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Well, transfusions,
like frequent transfusions

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to...

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah, yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's almost
like they're already living the life of a vampire,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: but they
just have the stuff pumped in versus

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: saddest

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: taking

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: vampire

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: in history.

[Its Morbin Time]: Wow, that's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: the coolest point I've heard
of. I wish that was acknowledged in the movie.

[Its Morbin Time]: That's really cool. It's
a cool angle, Chris.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It doesn't deserve
it. This movie doesn't deserve that.

[Give yourself a hand]: Why, why synthetic blood?
Is

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Why not?

[Give yourself a hand]: that like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Like

[Give yourself a hand]: a, you know,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: my...

[Give yourself a hand]: every time I ask a question,
you can't say why

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Listen,

[Give yourself a hand]: not. This

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: no.

[Give yourself a hand]: is

[Its Morbin Time]: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Give yourself a hand]: not a podcast if you

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Listen,

[Give yourself a hand]: just say why

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: listen,

[Give yourself a hand]: not.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: listen. Let me finish.
He was trying to get his blood fixed and then

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he didn't accept
a Nobel Prize, which was ridiculous. But like,

[Its Morbin Time]: I'm too cool for Noah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah, exactly.

[Its Morbin Time]: That actually

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: That's

[Its Morbin Time]: reminds

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: what...

[Its Morbin Time]: me of your intro where you
said it's like the everybody clapped meme.

[Its Morbin Time]: It's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: like when they're writing

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that-

[Its Morbin Time]: it, they're like, this guy's
so cool. Like I feel

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: them writing out his dialogue

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: and

[Its Morbin Time]: being

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: his artificial

[Its Morbin Time]: like.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: blood saved more
lives than penicillin and everybody

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: in the bus clapped.

[Its Morbin Time]: And then he didn't even accept
it cause he's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: just that cool, it's morbid.
People are gonna love this. Sorry,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I'm sorry, man.
You had a question of artificial blood.

[Its Morbin Time]: what was the question again?

[Give yourself a hand]: Why?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Uh...

[Give yourself a hand]: Why artificial blood?

[Its Morbin Time]: Because you can't get real
human blood.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Uh, cause yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: He had it. He had real

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Well...

[Give yourself a hand]: blood and artificial
blood

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No,

[Give yourself a hand]: in his little blood

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: but don't...

[Give yourself a hand]: freezer.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: But

[Its Morbin Time]: time with the

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: if

[Its Morbin Time]: red

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he

[Its Morbin Time]: verse

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: drank...

[Its Morbin Time]: of the blue

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, they

[Give yourself a hand]: Yes.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: tried to make that
stick so much and it was so cringe.

[Its Morbin Time]: you're going

[Give yourself a hand]: Morbius

[Its Morbin Time]: with the red

[Give yourself a hand]: is rolling in his grave.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: You're on the red,
bro. You're

[Its Morbin Time]: I

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: on

[Its Morbin Time]: was

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the

[Its Morbin Time]: like,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: red.

[Its Morbin Time]: ooh.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No, I'm on the blue,
bro. It's like what?

[Its Morbin Time]: Oh, he's sticking with

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: the blue? I didn't know you
liked to get

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm almost,

[Its Morbin Time]: wet. Ha ha

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm almost,

[Give yourself a hand]: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm 97%

[Its Morbin Time]: ha.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: sure that
Red Bull was a secret, a secret sponsor for

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the production
of this movie. And so they had to find a way

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: into this
whole.

[Its Morbin Time]: You say it was sponsored
by Red Bull? He's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: like, drink the red blood.
That shit gives you wings.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Wings.

[Its Morbin Time]: Ha ha ha.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I mean it does look
at what happened

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It did!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: in that fucking
subway

[Give yourself a hand]: We're not talking about
that right

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: HAHAHA

[Give yourself a hand]: now. That's,

[Its Morbin Time]: I think

[Give yourself a hand]: that's,

[Its Morbin Time]: the AI

[Give yourself a hand]: we're gonna,

[Its Morbin Time]: that wrote this subliminally

[Give yourself a hand]: we need to

[Its Morbin Time]: was

[Give yourself a hand]: unpack

[Its Morbin Time]: putting Red

[Give yourself a hand]: that.

[Its Morbin Time]: Bull ads into it.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: A poor
man-

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It was running on
Red Bull, the AI that

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Poor

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: wrote

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: man's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: this.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: homage
to Blade. Same

[Its Morbin Time]: I mean, that's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: subway

[Its Morbin Time]: fair.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: scene,
but anyways.

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay so

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Go on.

[Give yourself a hand]: why synthetic blood?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

[Its Morbin Time]: Sorry, let me take this,
guys. So there's this symbiote on the moon

[Its Morbin Time]: rock.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oogoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Give yourself a hand]: Alright.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that drinks artificial
blood.

[Its Morbin Time]: And when it comes to Earth,
it spills out synthetic blood, which Morbius

[Its Morbin Time]: needs.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm gonna
let you stop right there. Synthetic Blood,

[Its Morbin Time]: Thank you.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: What?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I was,
let me save you. I think that was a silent

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: cry for
help.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah, thank

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The

[Its Morbin Time]: you.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Synthetic

[Its Morbin Time]: Thank you, Chris.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Blood,
this is what we're here for. Go team, go. Synthetic

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Blood was
just one of his failed experiments and that's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: why he
couldn't, it was weird. It was like he was

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: on the
fence for the whole Nobel Prize business, which

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he's like,
wait, should I take the money? Maybe I shouldn't,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: but then
wait, they're giving me a free trip to Sweden.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: And so,
but like, and now I gotta get dressed up. This

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: is probably
one of the only times I get to go to a party.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I was trying
to heal myself, peeps. I was trying

[Its Morbin Time]: Chris,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to heal
myself.

[Its Morbin Time]: why synthetic blood? We keep,
everyone of

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Matt.

[Its Morbin Time]: us

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[Its Morbin Time]: is like,

[Give yourself a hand]: just,

[Its Morbin Time]: I got this, and then completely

[Give yourself a hand]: anybody,

[Its Morbin Time]: goes off the rails.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Keep

[Give yourself a hand]: anybody.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it going,

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: keep it
going!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Matt, I think the
answer to your question is

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: why not?

[Its Morbin Time]: No, fuck you! Fuck you!

[Give yourself a hand]: Ha ha.

[Its Morbin Time]: So much!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes! Problem

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: solved.

[Give yourself a hand]: I, I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Let

[Give yourself a hand]: clearly

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it

[Give yourself a hand]: lost

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: go.

[Give yourself a hand]: this round.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Let

[Give yourself a hand]: Moving

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it

[Give yourself a hand]: on,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: go.

[Give yourself a hand]: moving on. I do want
to ask why, why would, uh, Gerald Leto, sorry,

[Give yourself a hand]: uh, Dr. Michael Morbius,
um,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha

[Give yourself a hand]: go

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: ha ha!

[Give yourself a hand]: to Sweden to turn, couldn't
he just say, Hey, no, I'm good, thanks, when

[Give yourself a hand]: they call

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Correct!

[Give yourself a hand]: them.

[Its Morbin Time]: Nah, that wouldn't be cool
enough.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, cuz

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: They could
have got

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: so

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: could

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: much

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Know

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: time back
if they wrote it that way.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: but then he couldn't
have given them like a cold shoulder in person

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Cuz I imagine in
my head when they offered it to him. He just

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: went I don't want
it and just walked out

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: But

[Its Morbin Time]: I like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it

[Its Morbin Time]: it

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: failed!

[Its Morbin Time]: you have to picture it in
your head because they didn't even show it.

[Its Morbin Time]: Like they show

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: him

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: They

[Its Morbin Time]: at

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: couldn't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: exactly.

[Its Morbin Time]: the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: even

[Its Morbin Time]: Nobel

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: do that!

[Its Morbin Time]: Prize ceremony.

[Give yourself a hand]: Because this

[Its Morbin Time]: Like,

[Give yourself a hand]: is the thing.

[Its Morbin Time]: why?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: Like why not

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It

[Its Morbin Time]: have

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: was

[Its Morbin Time]: the guy

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: terrible.

[Its Morbin Time]: be like, and now to accept
his Nobel Peace Prize or Nobel Prize in science,

[Its Morbin Time]: Dr. Michael Morbius, ladies
and gentlemen, it's Mormon time! And then,

[Its Morbin Time]: and then

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b

[Its Morbin Time]: like it cuts to like a chair
and he's just gone. And then that poor fric-

[Give yourself a hand]: Because I don't understand
why the movie took the expense, the effort

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: to place him in Sweden,
place him at the Nobel awards show.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: And then right when
the payoff of being at the show was be delivered

[Give yourself a hand]: to us, we leave, we
cut.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: They cut an image
of a newspaper.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: They

[Give yourself a hand]: We're

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: couldn't

[Give yourself a hand]: just getting

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: even

[Give yourself a hand]: right

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: give

[Give yourself a hand]: out.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: us

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha

[Its Morbin Time]: that cuts

[Give yourself a hand]: And

[Its Morbin Time]: to

[Give yourself a hand]: a newspaper,

[Its Morbin Time]: the daily

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm

[Its Morbin Time]: bugle.

[Give yourself a hand]: sorry, it's 2023. Newspaper.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I know.

[Its Morbin Time]: That was

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Its Morbin Time]: just a fish chew hoarding
the Daily Bugle. Look,

[Give yourself a hand]: No one reads

[Its Morbin Time]: this is Spider-Man,

[Give yourself a hand]: newspapers.

[Its Morbin Time]: guys. Like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: us.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: That was exactly
why.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It was

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: one.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like, oh, look,
it's the Daily Bugle. They mentioned the Daily

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Bugle like three
or four times in this

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Do

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: thing.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: we

[Its Morbin Time]: Did

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: realize

[Its Morbin Time]: the-

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: how bad
this movie really, really is? Like, not only

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: did they
avoid the perfect chance Sony having the rights

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to Morbius
to use their own product placement with their

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: smartphones
if they're even, like, they still exist, don't

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: they? If
they

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Wait,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: do, they
could

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: are you...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: have used
that.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: We have the answer
to... Milo was a Sony executive. That's how

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he had so much money.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Uhhhhhh

[Its Morbin Time]: But if he was a Sony executive,
he would be fired and be poor

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

[Its Morbin Time]: because of Morbius.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's why he had the
bodyguards. They can't fire them, they can't

[Give yourself a hand]: catch them.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha ha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: He's

[Its Morbin Time]: Did

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in

[Its Morbin Time]: you

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a

[Its Morbin Time]: hear

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: different,

[Its Morbin Time]: the man who made

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he's

[Its Morbin Time]: Morbius?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in a different
universe.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, yeah. Okay,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: no, I think we answered
why synthetic blood. I'm really glad we got

[Give yourself a hand]: there. So thank you
for that.

[Its Morbin Time]: That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You see?

[Its Morbin Time]: it. We know we're answering
the important questions.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: We really are, and I
really appreciate you guys taking the time

[Give yourself a hand]: to do that.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: You're welcome.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: We do.

[Give yourself a hand]: Do you guys have like
overall in the movie before? We're gonna dive

[Give yourself a hand]: into plot holes directly
in a minute since that is a named feature on

[Give yourself a hand]: our podcast to really
unpack those in a more meaningful way. But

[Give yourself a hand]: are there other things
you guys found that were just like high level

[Give yourself a hand]: fun, high level of knowing?
And let me give you an example. Why the vulture?

[Its Morbin Time]: That

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm

[Its Morbin Time]: is a big, big old question.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: I genuinely

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: was laughing when I saw that.
I, I did, I wasn't expecting

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I... It

[Its Morbin Time]: it. I didn't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: was...

[Its Morbin Time]: know what the fuck it was.
It

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Is

[Its Morbin Time]: was

[Give yourself a hand]: Michael

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: You know,

[Give yourself a hand]: Keaton poor? Like, I
thought he did pretty well.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like, we've seen,
at this point,

[Its Morbin Time]: that's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: we've

[Its Morbin Time]: the best,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: seen

[Its Morbin Time]: best

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: a

[Its Morbin Time]: explanation.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: lot of mid and post-credit
scenes, and that, those two have to be just

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the fucking worst
ever by like a long shot.

[Its Morbin Time]: by a long, like a

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Like...

[Its Morbin Time]: long, long shot. Like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: it was, it was like completely,
like had no ties

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I

[Its Morbin Time]: to

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: think...

[Its Morbin Time]: the movie.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: So I actually went
to read about it because I was like, what the

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: fuck is going on?
And

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: apparently they
wanted to tie Morbius to the Venomverse and

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: then bring the vulture
to the Venomverse as well,

[Its Morbin Time]: Let

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: but

[Its Morbin Time]: me explain

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: also leave

[Its Morbin Time]: it.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: a door open to the
MCU. I don't know.

[Give yourself a hand]: Oof.

[Its Morbin Time]: Let me explain.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, it's

[Give yourself a hand]: Spencer.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: bad. It was just

[Its Morbin Time]: It's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: bad.

[Its Morbin Time]: when there's a symbiote in
this moon rock

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha

[Its Morbin Time]: and when

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Its Morbin Time]: it gets so close to the planet,
it ties, starts to connect. It starts

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It turns

[Its Morbin Time]: connecting

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: into a vulture.

[Its Morbin Time]: cinematic universes that
have no place being connected.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh,

[Its Morbin Time]: And

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I see. I see. What,
what

[Its Morbin Time]: that.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: an evil symbiote.

[Its Morbin Time]: No, but really,

[Give yourself a hand]: Spencer.

[Its Morbin Time]: Sony, I believe, wanted to
make, well, still, I don't know if they gave

[Its Morbin Time]: up, but they wanted to make
a sinister six movie and Morbius is

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Its Morbin Time]: in it and so is Venom. That's
what they wanted. And Vulture is in Sinister

[Its Morbin Time]: Six, but they didn't want
to make a Vulture movie. And I think someone

[Its Morbin Time]: was just like, Vulture already
exists, let's just get him over here. And then

[Its Morbin Time]: someone was like, that doesn't
make any fucking sense. And they were like,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: well, fuck you. My name

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Its Morbin Time]: is John Sony. I own this
place. And I'm gonna get fucking Vulture in

[Its Morbin Time]: this movie if I want it.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: And they clearly
wanted a sequel because they made Martin wake

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: up with red eyes
from drinking a single drop of Morbius' blood.

[Its Morbin Time]: Oh, let's save

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: And

[Its Morbin Time]: that for the plot hole

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Okay.

[Its Morbin Time]: section, sir. Cause that
is a big, that's a doozy.

[Give yourself a hand]: So I have, we only have
really time for one more question in this section.

[Give yourself a hand]: And I have two and I'm
not sure how we should go about this. I'll

[Give yourself a hand]: give you both questions,
you guys decide which one you wanna answer.

[Give yourself a hand]: On side A, we have,
should Jared Leto be allowed to act in any

[Give yourself a hand]: superhero movies?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Give yourself a hand]: Side B, why do we keep
trying to make movies where the villain is

[Give yourself a hand]: an anti-hero, even though
the villain is basically a villain? in most

[Give yourself a hand]: cases in the comic books.

[Its Morbin Time]: And in the movies

[Give yourself a hand]: Where

[Its Morbin Time]: he's

[Give yourself a hand]: do we

[Its Morbin Time]: basically

[Give yourself a hand]: wanna go?

[Its Morbin Time]: a hero. Not even

[Give yourself a hand]: He's

[Its Morbin Time]: an antihero.

[Give yourself a hand]: just, there's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: no anti-heroing happening
in this movie. He's just a hero, right?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, for sure.
For sure.

[Give yourself a hand]: Which one do we wanna
tackle? Do we wanna tackle...

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I think the Jarlito
one.

[Its Morbin Time]: I'd like to tackle A, because
I have a question for you guys in reference

[Its Morbin Time]: to A.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Mm-hmm.

[Its Morbin Time]: What is worse, Jared Leto's
Joker or Jared Leto's Batman?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I think the joke
I think the Joker still

[Its Morbin Time]: Really?

[Give yourself a hand]: I like what you did
there.

[Its Morbin Time]: You're like, thank you,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: I'd

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I liked

[Its Morbin Time]: like,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it

[Its Morbin Time]: yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: too.

[Its Morbin Time]: you're

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It was pretty

[Its Morbin Time]: welcome,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: good. It's pretty
good

[Its Morbin Time]: I'd tip my hat to you. Chris
didn't like it.

[Give yourself a hand]: I... No, that's good.
I'm gonna

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm...

[Give yourself a hand]: say that his Morbius
is actually worse. His Joker looks worse in

[Give yourself a hand]: comparison because so
many other people have done it so well. But

[Give yourself a hand]: I think Morbius is actually
worse because his Joker didn't kill the Suicide

[Give yourself a hand]: Squad. Many, many people
killed it. But his Morbius killed

[Its Morbin Time]: Kill Morbius.

[Give yourself a hand]: Morbius.

[Its Morbin Time]: Morbius is dead in the grave.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I thought honestly
the least problem that I had with this movie

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: was his acting in
it. Not that it was good, but there were so

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: many more worse
things in this than his acting. Whereas to

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: me with the Joker,
the whole going super ham in not a fun way

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that he

[Its Morbin Time]: Ahonkahonkah!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: did on Suicide Squad.
Yeah, like in this one, at least he's kind

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: of toned down, but
it was like, I'm gonna hurt you real, real

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: bad. Like, fuck

[Its Morbin Time]: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: you, that shit.
It's so bad. Oh shit, you're right, you're

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: right.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmm.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah. Ah ha ha.

[Give yourself a hand]: Chris, can you, you
need to weigh in on this topic, please. Save

[Give yourself a hand]: us.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's...

[Give yourself a hand]: Uh oh.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: undoubtedly...
his Joker.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah, I think that's the
correct answer.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It shouldn't
have happened. It shouldn't have happened.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: And if
it didn't happen maybe we would have been able

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to experience
Morbius a little

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: differently.
You know what? If

[Its Morbin Time]: No

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: his Joker
didn't happen, wait, wait. If his Joker didn't

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: happen,
Morbius wouldn't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: There you go. That's
a better reason for the joke or not to have

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: happened.

[Its Morbin Time]: You think if Joker didn't
happen, he would have acted in Morbius more

[Its Morbin Time]: like how he did in the Joker?
Like, you think he toned it down

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh.

[Its Morbin Time]: because of the Joker's response
by the people?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Can you imagine?

[Its Morbin Time]: Maybe he would have said
it's morbid time! Maybe

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Maybe

[Its Morbin Time]: if

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he

[Its Morbin Time]: he

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: would

[Give yourself a hand]: Let

[Its Morbin Time]: felt

[Give yourself a hand]: me.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: have,

[Its Morbin Time]: it.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah, he would have
It's Morbentime tattooed on his forehead.

[Its Morbin Time]: Maybe...

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha ha.

[Give yourself a hand]: Let me spin this question

[Its Morbin Time]: That's...

[Give yourself a hand]: a different way then,

[Its Morbin Time]: damn it don't make me like

[Give yourself a hand]: because...

[Its Morbin Time]: this movie.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hahaha

[Its Morbin Time]: He had his Mormon time tattooed
on his forehead.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No, no,
no.

[Give yourself a hand]: Let me spin this question
a different way because I think we've come

[Give yourself a hand]: to the real challenge
here. Jared Leto really wants to be in superhero

[Give yourself a hand]: movies, and so far he
shouldn't have been any of these superheroes.

[Give yourself a hand]: But what superhero could
Jared Leto play?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hmm

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Actual
superhero? Actual.

[Give yourself a hand]: What do you mean, actual
superhero?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: arm fall

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Like.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: off boy

[Its Morbin Time]: Chris, superheroes aren't
real.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: They're not real.

[Give yourself a hand]: I just don't know, like,
you're giving me a fake one?

[Its Morbin Time]: No, he

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I

[Its Morbin Time]: means

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: think

[Its Morbin Time]: like firefighters.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: are you dissing
Morbius? Are you

[Its Morbin Time]: He

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: dissing

[Its Morbin Time]: means

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: my

[Its Morbin Time]: like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: man Morbman?

[Its Morbin Time]: firefighters

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Is that what you're
doing?

[Its Morbin Time]: and like, you know, policemen.
Real heroes.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Actually,
I think he would have, and like mind you, this

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: is just
based off of my comic book knowledge. I did

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: not see
the Guardians of the Galaxy 3. I think he would

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: have made
a decent Adam Warlock.

[Give yourself a hand]: Um,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Mmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: not the way they portrayed
him.

[Its Morbin Time]: 100%

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: And I can't
compare

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: He wasn't,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it, because

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he wasn't,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm talking
about...

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he wasn't an emo
Adam Warlock. Is that what you're saying?

[Give yourself a hand]: No, no he was not.

[Its Morbin Time]: Who's

[Give yourself a hand]: I don't

[Its Morbin Time]: the

[Give yourself a hand]: want

[Its Morbin Time]: most

[Give yourself a hand]: to spoil

[Its Morbin Time]: emo

[Give yourself a hand]: it for you.

[Its Morbin Time]: character?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You can

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: spoil

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that's what I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: was thinking.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's

[Give yourself a hand]: I don't want

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: meh.

[Give yourself a hand]: to spoil it for our
audience. We'll probably cover it when

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Okay,

[Give yourself a hand]: it gets

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: then

[Give yourself a hand]: to

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: nevermind

[Give yourself a hand]: streaming,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: then.

[Give yourself a hand]: right?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: hmm,

[Its Morbin Time]: Who's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: what's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: true.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the

[Its Morbin Time]: the

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: most

[Its Morbin Time]: most

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: emo?

[Its Morbin Time]: emo? I would almost say Morbius
based on this movie, but that's

[Give yourself a hand]: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Its Morbin Time]: all I know about him.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha! Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: Who's the most

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Uh...

[Its Morbin Time]: emoted superhero? Like, let's
think about it.

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh, Kyle Rayner.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: What?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: sir.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: WHAT?!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Not Kyle.
Kyle is off limits. We must protect Kyle Rayner.

[Give yourself a hand]: We don't have time to
talk about the fact that they hired Nathan

[Give yourself a hand]: Fillion to be Guy Gardner
in the Green Lantern movie,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: We'll

[Its Morbin Time]: We won't

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: do

[Give yourself a hand]: but

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that

[Its Morbin Time]: get

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: another

[Its Morbin Time]: to it.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: time.

[Give yourself a hand]: we'll get to that. That's
a whole other topic. Well,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Wonder...

[Give yourself a hand]: Chris

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: don't know.

[Give yourself a hand]: looks...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Wonderman!

[Give yourself a hand]: Wonder Man?

[Its Morbin Time]: What about

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Wonder

[Its Morbin Time]: carnage?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: man.

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: What? You

[Its Morbin Time]: Couldn't

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: said hero!

[Its Morbin Time]: be worse than Woody Harrelson.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Harrelson?

[Give yourself a hand]: Couldn't he have been?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he could have, man.

[Give yourself a hand]: would

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: He

[Give yourself a hand]: have

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: could

[Give yourself a hand]: rathered

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: have.

[Give yourself a hand]: Woody Harrelson be Morphe.

[Its Morbin Time]: That

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: HAHAHA!

[Its Morbin Time]: would have been fantastic.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That would
have been

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: That

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: interesting.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: would have been

[Its Morbin Time]: Just,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: amazing!

[Its Morbin Time]: we should have just switched
those roles.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha ha ha!

[Its Morbin Time]: I'm a goddamn vampire now

[Give yourself a hand]: Hahahaha

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah

[Its Morbin Time]: and I don't know what to
do about it.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I'd be here for
that.

[Give yourself a hand]: All right, it's time.
Let's dive into these, let's dive into the

[Give yourself a hand]: plot holes that really,
really need some conversation to talk about

[Give yourself a hand]: them and unpack them.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh!

[Give yourself a hand]: As the host

[Its Morbin Time]: What?

[Give yourself a hand]: and dictator

[Its Morbin Time]: Elvis

[Give yourself a hand]: on this

[Its Morbin Time]: Joker's

[Give yourself a hand]: podcast,

[Its Morbin Time]: back.

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm going to start with
mine.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Okay.

[Give yourself a hand]: Let me set the scene
for everybody. He goes Morbentime on the boat

[Give yourself a hand]: that has mercerneus
on it for some reason. He is 13 nautical miles

[Give yourself a hand]: off the coast of Long
Island. I looked it up. Nautical miles are

[Give yourself a hand]: slightly longer than
miles, but they're like 1.1 miles. Anyways,

[Give yourself a hand]: it's 24 miles off the
coast of the United States' international waters.

[Give yourself a hand]: So there's some math
that's just not working out there. But we're

[Give yourself a hand]: not here to talk about
that.

[Its Morbin Time]: That's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It's like

[Its Morbin Time]: such an

[Give yourself a hand]: We're

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: right

[Give yourself a hand]: not

[Its Morbin Time]: easy,

[Give yourself a hand]: here to

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: on

[Give yourself a hand]: talk

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the

[Give yourself a hand]: about

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: line.

[Give yourself a hand]: that.

[Its Morbin Time]: easy thing to check before
you write the script.

[Give yourself a hand]: We're not here to talk
about that. We're here to talk about the police.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Okay.

[Give yourself a hand]: So the police show up
on this boat. They find one woman unconscious.

[Give yourself a hand]: They find eight dead
soldiers who their blood has been sucked out

[Give yourself a hand]: and a missing doctor,
or missing person. They don't know who that

[Give yourself a hand]: person is to start with,
which is fair. The person radioed them and

[Give yourself a hand]: vanished. They do have
the doctor's name. And what do they do with

[Give yourself a hand]: the doctor's name? They
proceed to do nothing.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha

[Give yourself a hand]: They don't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: ha

[Give yourself a hand]: look

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: ha!

[Give yourself a hand]: up where she works.
They don't look up her known associates. They

[Give yourself a hand]: don't look up her friends,
her family. They don't do anything. until she

[Give yourself a hand]: comes out of the coma.
Then they show up to talk to her. And they're

[Give yourself a hand]: like, hey, where's your
colleague, Michael Morbius? And she's like,

[Give yourself a hand]: I don't know, it was
real foggy. I don't remember anything. Like,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: graphic

[Give yourself a hand]: oh yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: photos!

[Give yourself a hand]: oh yeah, sure lady.
Here's some gross photos. You're a doctor,

[Give yourself a hand]: you can handle this.

[Its Morbin Time]: Hehehehe

[Give yourself a hand]: And then here's my card
if you remember anything. And meanwhile, fucking

[Give yourself a hand]: Morbius is walking around
town, went back to his place of work, hung

[Give yourself a hand]: out for, I don't know,
a week.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmm-hmm-hmm.

[Its Morbin Time]: Hehehehe

[Give yourself a hand]: Or more? Figure out
his powers?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, something
like that.

[Give yourself a hand]: What the fuck are these
police doing?

[Its Morbin Time]: They're

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Being

[Its Morbin Time]: paid

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: competent?

[Its Morbin Time]: hourly, okay? There's no
rush to solve this crime. They're paid by the

[Its Morbin Time]: hour and they're stretching
it. That's my headcanon.

[Give yourself a hand]: Why are they there at
all? Like if they're gonna be this inept, why

[Give yourself a hand]: do the police exist

[Its Morbin Time]: Are they

[Give yourself a hand]: in

[Its Morbin Time]: police

[Give yourself a hand]: this movie?

[Its Morbin Time]: or FBI?

[Give yourself a hand]: I guess

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I thought

[Give yourself a hand]: they're

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: they

[Give yourself a hand]: FBI,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: were FBI,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I mean,

[Give yourself a hand]: but

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: same

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: which

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: thing.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: is even
worse.

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah, it's arguably
worse because it's supposed to be better at

[Give yourself a hand]: their job than cops.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Correct.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: If you told me cops
did this, I'd be like, yeah, well, cops suck,

[Give yourself a hand]: what are you gonna do?
The FBI are supposed

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Right.

[Give yourself a hand]: to be like, not

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Better.

[Give yourself a hand]: good cops, because that's
a misnomer, but better at their job cops.

[Its Morbin Time]: And they're also

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You

[Its Morbin Time]: like...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: see Sony
was trying to capitalize on the fast and furious

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: franchise.
So since, you know, between scheduling Tyrese

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: wasn't
filming, they thought they could try to get

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: some of
that cred and like use it for themselves. And

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like, you
know what? We couldn't get Vin Diesel. So why

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: don't,
and we couldn't get the ghost of Paul Walker.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So why
don't we get Tyrese to be one of the agents

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that's
trying to investigate this? It'll

[Give yourself a hand]: Just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: be

[Give yourself a hand]: so I can

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: cool.

[Give yourself a hand]: be clear here, Chris,
that's Mr. John Sony that wanted to do

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: this.

[Its Morbin Time]: Mr. John

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Join me.

[Its Morbin Time]: Sony. Johnny's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Join me, Sony.

[Its Morbin Time]: the

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Join

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: me.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Jugs Sony.

[Its Morbin Time]: only his friends call him
Johnny. And

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Jane!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: ah.

[Its Morbin Time]: I guess it was in Tyrese's
contract that he can't actually do any police

[Its Morbin Time]: work.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No.

[Its Morbin Time]: He didn't.

[Give yourself a hand]: That would violate his
fascinating and furious role

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: correct.

[Give yourself a hand]: of being the next...
He wasn't a cop, he just worked with cops.

[Its Morbin Time]: birth

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: but in his contract I cannot
drive any cars or do anything cool I Could

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No,

[Its Morbin Time]: if I hold the gun, I can't
fire it. This

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I

[Its Morbin Time]: is

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: just...
You

[Its Morbin Time]: all

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: gotta give
me an unnecessary and very distracting neck

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: scar.

[Its Morbin Time]: and I can't save the word
family.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: You're not getting
this mad. What's happening here is Sony and

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: whoever wrote this
superb screenplay was actually making some

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: social critique

[Its Morbin Time]: Bye.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: about the police
and their level of work in the service of the

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: citizens of the
United States. That's what they

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: were doing.

[Its Morbin Time]: that's what it was.

[Give yourself a hand]: I don't think

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: levels.

[Give yourself a hand]: I like you trying to
make this movie have logic.

[Its Morbin Time]: I also liked

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Its Morbin Time]: how those cops were

[Give yourself a hand]: I don't.

[Its Morbin Time]: like, yeah, those eight guys
who died in that boat, we don't give a shit

[Its Morbin Time]: about them. Fuck

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: those, why

[Give yourself a hand]: No.

[Its Morbin Time]: are you

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: investigating,

[Give yourself a hand]: To be fair.

[Its Morbin Time]: aren't you investigating

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that

[Its Morbin Time]: that

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: was

[Its Morbin Time]: crime?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: so jarring. It's
like, you know, if you had only killed the

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: thugs, maybe I'll
give you a medal, but then you kill the nurse.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Now it's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: real.

[Its Morbin Time]: Now I investigate.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: Slowly.

[Give yourself a hand]: We

[Its Morbin Time]: You have

[Give yourself a hand]: could

[Its Morbin Time]: two weeks.

[Give yourself a hand]: we.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Before
I wasn't going to do anything.

[Its Morbin Time]: Before

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Now...

[Its Morbin Time]: I was

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Well,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm

[Its Morbin Time]: doing

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: just...

[Its Morbin Time]: nothing!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Matt,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: what about the fact
that, you know, Milo walked into his meeting

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: as a lawyer with
a

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: bag of blood in
his pocket?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No, no

[Its Morbin Time]: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: pat

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: down,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Pat

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: nothing.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: down, nothing.

[Give yourself a hand]: He had a, not only did
he have a bag of blood in his pocket, he also

[Give yourself a hand]: had a flask full

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: of assumed blood as
well.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I didn't
even, yeah soon, I didn't know that it was,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: but yeah,
that was something else

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: And

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: too.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: and

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: they

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: didn't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: cop

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: check him

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: there

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: for

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: were

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: nothing.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: two cops looking
into the cell. He stood up, he dropped it on

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: his on the bunk.
He left and the cops are like, oh, he must

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: have dropped something
there. That's nice. And nothing like.

[Give yourself a hand]: Well this does show
you

[Its Morbin Time]: Show

[Give yourself a hand]: the corruption

[Its Morbin Time]: me in the

[Give yourself a hand]: of

[Its Morbin Time]: Constitution

[Give yourself a hand]: the cops these days.

[Its Morbin Time]: where it says you can't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: HAHAHAHA

[Its Morbin Time]: bring blood to a prisoner.
You show me in

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: He

[Its Morbin Time]: the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: also

[Its Morbin Time]: Declaration

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: left...

[Its Morbin Time]: of Independence where it

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You

[Its Morbin Time]: says

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: do it.

[Its Morbin Time]: you can't bring blood to
a prisoner, okay?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You tell
them Joey and listen

[Its Morbin Time]: Hehehehe

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: if someone's
visiting you in a in a prison cell Okay, and

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: they decide
to leave their walking cane. So be it I say

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: okay,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh yeah? There's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: so

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: be it

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: There's that as
well!

[Its Morbin Time]: If they want

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Just

[Its Morbin Time]: to leave

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: laughed

[Its Morbin Time]: their

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it

[Its Morbin Time]: shiv

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: there.

[Its Morbin Time]: like Kane, this is America,

[Give yourself a hand]: true.

[Its Morbin Time]: the land

[Give yourself a hand]: There's

[Its Morbin Time]: of the

[Give yourself a hand]: a

[Its Morbin Time]: free.

[Give yourself a hand]: god given right to bear
arms, canes, packets

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: B-

[Give yourself a hand]: of bloods,

[Its Morbin Time]: BLEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah...

[Give yourself a hand]: whatever

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: you need.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Flasks?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm.

[Its Morbin Time]: HEHE HE

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: And you

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Merica!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: know what?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Merica!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: know what?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha ha ha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: None of
the people wear new balance shoes. Listen,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Milo was
wearing so many, I can't get

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: enough
of these shoes.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: These shoes
were great.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: definitely product
placement.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ugh!

[Its Morbin Time]: John Sony loves New Balance.
That's fact.

[Give yourself a hand]: So

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: for the record,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: we don't know what the
police were doing. They were doing what

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Uh,

[Give yourself a hand]: they always do, which
was

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: nothing.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: they

[Give yourself a hand]: The FBI.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: were

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: NOTHING.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: being nuisances
at the best.

[Its Morbin Time]: I just picture them harassing
small minorities. Did you kill eight

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The only-

[Its Morbin Time]: cops and eight thugs on a
ship

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and a

[Its Morbin Time]: 15

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: nurse.

[Its Morbin Time]: nautical miles offshore?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: Oh, he's got drugs on him.
Let's take him in.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The most
animated we saw of any scene, like the most

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: animated
any of these FBI agents, where was when Tyrese

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: was slapboxing
with Morbius where they tried to cuff him.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm like,
oh shit, he's awake.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: He's, oh
shit. He

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah Dyrith

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: tried to
put

[Its Morbin Time]: woke

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: hands on

[Its Morbin Time]: up

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Jared.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I have just one
last thing, quick thing related to the police

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: thing. And this
is a genuine question that I have that I didn't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: understand. When
Morbius was running away, like he packed like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: all the artificial
blood into his duffel bag and he ran up to

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the roof and he
dropped it for some godforsaken reason. What

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the fuck was that
wind that happened with him that almost threw

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: him off of the building?
What the fuck

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: was that?

[Its Morbin Time]: That was him feeling the
air visualized,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Wind currents,

[Its Morbin Time]: showing

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: that he eventually will be
able to fly.

[Give yourself a hand]: Echo location,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No,

[Give yourself a hand]: my friend.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: no, no.

[Its Morbin Time]: No, no.

[Give yourself a hand]: You

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That

[Give yourself a hand]: brought

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: was an

[Give yourself a hand]: it

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: echo

[Give yourself a hand]: up.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: look. Well,
he brought it up, but that wasn't echo. Spencer

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: was correct.
That was the foreshadowing of his next ability.

[Give yourself a hand]: No, but maybe we need
to ask another plot hole question, but echolocation

[Give yourself a hand]: is all of his powers.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: No, no, that's not true.
That's not true.

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, it is. It
is. You're right.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Not

[Give yourself a hand]: You know

[Its Morbin Time]: it

[Give yourself a hand]: what?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: really.

[Give yourself a hand]: Fine.

[Its Morbin Time]: no he

[Give yourself a hand]: Listen.

[Its Morbin Time]: felt the air currents that's
what that mist was i think

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: and

[Give yourself a hand]: Yep.

[Its Morbin Time]: as you know bats fly not
with the aerodynamics of their wings but by

[Its Morbin Time]: controlling the wind around
them

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: They're
glide, they glide

[Its Morbin Time]: they're gliding

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a lot.

[Its Morbin Time]: but

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh, there's

[Its Morbin Time]: he didn't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: so, so he, he mistakenly
took the blood of a sugar glider rather than

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: a bat.

[Give yourself a hand]: Can somebody,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Is that what happened?

[Give yourself a hand]: can somebody unpack
his powers for us? Cause we need to go into

[Its Morbin Time]: Oh

[Give yourself a hand]: this.

[Its Morbin Time]: boy.

[Give yourself a hand]: Clearly there's more
here. This is another plot hole

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: And

[Give yourself a hand]: we need to

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that

[Give yourself a hand]: dive

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: was

[Give yourself a hand]: into.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the one I was going
to bring up right now because

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay, please.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it's okay. So he
went to pick up a bunch of bats to expert.

[Give yourself a hand]: Vampire bats.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yes. Who

[Give yourself a hand]: It's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: are

[Give yourself a hand]: important.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: apparently one single
like line of blood from his hand awoke. 11,000,000,000

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: ones inside that
fucking cave in the beginning, but whatever.

[Its Morbin Time]: Also,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: And

[Its Morbin Time]: he

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: then

[Its Morbin Time]: did not

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he.

[Its Morbin Time]: allow any of the other people
to leave in time. I just wanted to say how

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah!

[Its Morbin Time]: rude that

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: was

[Give yourself a hand]: No.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: They're like those things
will

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: kill you and he's like well
here they come motherfucker. You better run

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: Hehehehehehe

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, better get
on your stupid helicopter and leave

[Its Morbin Time]: Guys

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah

[Its Morbin Time]: like what the fuck

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ugh.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: So

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: But it
was

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: confusing
too. Real quick though, he also offered them

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a wad of
money to leave behind the chopper and then

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: they

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: no,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: all run.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: to leave, just to
leave.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Okay, nevermind.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, but

[Its Morbin Time]: and

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like,

[Its Morbin Time]: did it, yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: so he picked up
the bats and then he said some actually kind

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: of okay sounding
stuff about splicing DNA and whatever. And,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: and then he spliced
human DNA, I guess, with bat DNA and generated

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that yellow gooey

[Its Morbin Time]: theorem.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: thing that he was

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mountain

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: First of

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Dew.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: all, CRISPR has
fucking nothing on that serum because it just

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: has some random
shit that happens when you inject yourself

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: with it. You know,
first of all, you gain mist powers? Are those

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: mist powers, are
those just supposed to be for us as the audience

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: or is it actual
mist?

[Give yourself a hand]: Did my eyes get mis-powered?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I guess.

[Its Morbin Time]: Can you point to me on the
bat where the mist powers are?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, exactly.

[Its Morbin Time]: Which part of the bat has
the mist making?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It's the butthole.

[Its Morbin Time]: That

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh

[Its Morbin Time]: one it

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No

[Its Morbin Time]: is!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: There you

[Its Morbin Time]: That was an odd

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: go. So,

[Its Morbin Time]: visual choice.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: and then the whole,
so just as a reminder, like all that he wanted

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: was to prevent his
blood from coagulating, I guess, that

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: was the whole deal
with the serum. But then even though he tested

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it like 200 or whatever
times,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it still had all
of these unintended side effects,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Its Morbin Time]: It's just

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: which

[Its Morbin Time]: science,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: were

[Its Morbin Time]: man.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: awesome. The first,
so the first power. The main power that it

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: showed the first
time was that it turned someone who was like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: a way fish, like
diseased person to a beefcake, which,

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: you know, pretty
decent power, I guess.

[Its Morbin Time]: Classic superhero glow up.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Well classic bat
thing, right? All bats are jacked,

[Its Morbin Time]: Bats

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: obviously.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Its Morbin Time]: are just jacked, everyone
knows that. Bats

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: are jacked. Jack bats.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: And then what? What?
Like, does he? float? Like is it lighter than

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: air? Is that why
he floats on the air? Is that what happens?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That was
very odd.

[Its Morbin Time]: Well, he doesn't have

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Help

[Its Morbin Time]: wings.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: me out here.

[Its Morbin Time]: Bats fly

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No, but

[Its Morbin Time]: with

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he

[Its Morbin Time]: wings.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: doesn't.

[Its Morbin Time]: I know

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yes.

[Its Morbin Time]: he doesn't. But he could
feel the air current. That's what the mist

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: was. But Matt...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: And tap
into it.

[Its Morbin Time]: But he didn't get... Your
eyes didn't get mist powers. Because he turned

[Its Morbin Time]: to full mist at points.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Its Morbin Time]: Like he like completely changed.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Mists in the color
of his clothes, too

[Give yourself a hand]: That's the echolocation.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No,

[Give yourself a hand]: He echo

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: shut up

[Give yourself a hand]: located

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: about this shit

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Its Morbin Time]: He echo located

[Give yourself a hand]: it's a mist.

[Its Morbin Time]: the shit out of that, out
of that, those guys. What

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: What?

[Its Morbin Time]: the heck?

[Give yourself a hand]: It's the echolocation
was the best for me because we all watch Daredevil

[Give yourself a hand]: do

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: echolocation

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: very properly and correct
and all he did was throw a red ball around

[Give yourself a hand]: and use super hearing
to echolocate the ball that was coming towards

[Its Morbin Time]: He

[Give yourself a hand]: him.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: did that the one time he
did

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: it.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he threw a ball
and then his ear became ripply and

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: his

[Its Morbin Time]: that was

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: eyes

[Its Morbin Time]: gross.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: turned into

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: ruffle,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: moths.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like ruffle
chips.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It turned into moth
eyes and then he catch the ball. Amazing

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: power.

[Its Morbin Time]: Did he use

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I

[Its Morbin Time]: echolocation

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: don't...

[Its Morbin Time]: at all? I kept expecting
him to use it again.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No, he

[Give yourself a hand]: Yes,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: never

[Give yourself a hand]: all

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: did.

[Give yourself a hand]: the time. He echolocated

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes he
did!

[Its Morbin Time]: That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That's-

[Its Morbin Time]: all

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No,

[Give yourself a hand]: that

[Its Morbin Time]: he ever

[Give yourself a hand]: subway.

[Its Morbin Time]: did.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that's

[Give yourself a hand]: He echolocated

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: not...

[Give yourself a hand]: flight.

[Its Morbin Time]: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah, wait,
no, no!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: That's not what
echolocation is. Echolocation

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: is what bats use
because they can't fucking see. That...

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Correct.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha!

[Give yourself a hand]: understand

[Its Morbin Time]: Matt,

[Give yourself a hand]: that,

[Its Morbin Time]: did

[Give yourself a hand]: but

[Its Morbin Time]: you

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm

[Its Morbin Time]: write

[Give yourself a hand]: not sure

[Its Morbin Time]: this movie?

[Give yourself a hand]: Morpheus

[Its Morbin Time]: Heheheheh.

[Give yourself a hand]: understands it.

[Its Morbin Time]: I just picture the writer

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: UGH

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: being like, and then echo
located and done. Period.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No, the writer was
like, okay, let's look at what bats do. Ooh,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: echo location. That's
a fun word. Let's throw it there. Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: Proceeds

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like.

[Its Morbin Time]: to echolocate the man in
half. Period.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, exactly. Danny
echolocates the girl and kisses her?

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: And then

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: For

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: no

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: alco-locates

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: reason.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: himself
into an electric car with money that he shouldn't

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: have post
credits, but

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: finds.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: no, that's true!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Anyways.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: Then he echolocates

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: So...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and

[Its Morbin Time]: his pants in front of people.
I'm sorry, too far.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

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[Its Morbin Time]: Many premature echolocates.
Hehehe

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, good

[Its Morbin Time]: I told

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: question.

[Its Morbin Time]: you, it had premature echolocation.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, it echo located
into a bag of money and left town. It's pretty

[Give yourself a hand]: obvious

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh,

[Its Morbin Time]: Was anyone

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: no,

[Its Morbin Time]: else

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: didn't

[Its Morbin Time]: expecting

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: left town.

[Its Morbin Time]: the rat

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: He echo

[Its Morbin Time]: to...

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: located into a bag
of money that he used to buy the car he drove

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: in the crime scene.

[Its Morbin Time]: Did anybody expect

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: There you go.

[Its Morbin Time]: the rats to become bat rats?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: you'll be like,

[Its Morbin Time]: I was sort

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: you'll

[Its Morbin Time]: of

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: be

[Its Morbin Time]: expecting

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like

[Its Morbin Time]: that.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: crypto. You will
be like crypto

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: for

[Give yourself a hand]: no,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Superman, but you
will be

[Give yourself a hand]: you've

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like

[Give yourself a hand]: answered

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the rat.

[Give yourself a hand]: it. You've answered
that question. I think this is a good segue.

[Give yourself a hand]: Chris, you wanted to
talk about the bats.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm. So
at the end of the movie, like we see, we see

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: three or
three appearances, the beginning of the movie

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: from the
cave. He gathers some amount into his chamber

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in his
laboratory, which looks

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like, I
don't know, could be like maybe a hundred,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: maybe

[Give yourself a hand]: I would

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: something

[Give yourself a hand]: call it

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like

[Give yourself a hand]: a

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that.

[Give yourself a hand]: Wayne Manor amount of
bets.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Right.
A Wayne Manor,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yes. Nice.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: because

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Well

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he's,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: done.

[Its Morbin Time]: anywhere

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you know,

[Its Morbin Time]: from

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he,

[Its Morbin Time]: like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he

[Its Morbin Time]: 200

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: let's.

[Its Morbin Time]: to 8,000 roughly.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahahaha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: not, I
don't know, like

[Give yourself a hand]: 8000

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: small amounts.

[Give yourself a hand]: billion.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: inside
a Zordon-level chamber tank, right? So

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Uh,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he could
walk into, right? So

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: there's
that. And then in the final appearances of

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the other
movie, he summons what looks like an army

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Two

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: of

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: million?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: bats.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Like two million

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: bats? Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: an insane
amount of bats. And I don't understand how

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: New York
could be this infested with bats. How many?

[Give yourself a hand]: I have the answer for
you. There are zero rats in New York City.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: They're all bats?

[Give yourself a hand]: They're all bats. They
just hide in their wings.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: There

[Its Morbin Time]: They're

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: you

[Its Morbin Time]: just...

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: go.

[Its Morbin Time]: they're...

[Give yourself a hand]: They fly through echolocation
as we

[Its Morbin Time]: Ah,

[Give yourself a hand]: all

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh

[Give yourself a hand]: know

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: my

[Its Morbin Time]: of course.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: fucking

[Give yourself a hand]: and

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: They

[Give yourself a hand]: it

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: were.

[Give yourself a hand]: gives

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: god!

[Give yourself a hand]: you the blurred

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Actually,

[Give yourself a hand]: effect of having wings.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you're
close, but here's how we complete the circuit.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The rat
that lived, echo-located with a few other rats,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and then

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: so

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: they

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it gave

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: all

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: his...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: echo-located
together.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: are you saying that
the serum that he injected on the rat called

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: his

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: semen

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: dick to morbin and

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: then...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It did
it was rat echo locating

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: ah

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: morbin

[Give yourself a hand]: We don't.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it was

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Time

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: rat morbin time!

[Its Morbin Time]: He's saying he procreated
with

[Give yourself a hand]: He,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmmhmm.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yes.

[Its Morbin Time]: a thousand other rat bats.

[Give yourself a hand]: he, he banged.

[Its Morbin Time]: He banged,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: they banged.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: sounds about right.

[Its Morbin Time]: Was anyone else

[Give yourself a hand]: He

[Its Morbin Time]: when he

[Give yourself a hand]: banged

[Its Morbin Time]: says, the

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[Its Morbin Time]: rat

[Give yourself a hand]: entire

[Its Morbin Time]: that lived?

[Give yourself a hand]: time.

[Its Morbin Time]: It's like Harry Potter. The
rat that lived.

[Give yourself a hand]: The

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Here

[Give yourself a hand]: entire

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: we go.

[Give yourself a hand]: time that Morbius was
going about his life and figuring out his powers,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: he was banging, just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: He's like,

[Give yourself a hand]: banging.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: The

[Its Morbin Time]: That

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: red

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: dun-un-un-un,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: was

[Its Morbin Time]: rat

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: morbid

[Its Morbin Time]: was

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: too,

[Its Morbin Time]: morbid.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: but in another

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: struttin'.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: way.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That rat
had a new lease on life, struttin' down the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: sewers
of New York, and he's like, hey, when's the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: last time
someone took out and showed you a good time,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: hey? And
then the rat, the rat female rats are like,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: oh, you,
si-si-si-si-ti, rat bats.

[Give yourself a hand]: echolocated.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: NO!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yep.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Shut up about this!
God damn it! UGH!

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay,

[Its Morbin Time]: Yep.

[Give yourself a hand]: I mean, that's one possible
explanation. There are many others.

[Its Morbin Time]: I- well, also on the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The

[Its Morbin Time]: bats.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: zoo? I
guess

[Give yourself a hand]: This

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the

[Give yourself a hand]: is

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: zoo,

[Give yourself a hand]: the zoo.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: maybe the
zoo.

[Its Morbin Time]: The

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: So

[Its Morbin Time]: zoo

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the

[Its Morbin Time]: has

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: New

[Its Morbin Time]: a large...

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: York Zoo has two
million bats to supply.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Give yourself a hand]: plus his 200 to 8,000
win manor amount of bats.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: bats from Costa
Rica who are immigrants now, they don't know

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the city, they don't
speak the language. What then?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Why are
you tiptoeing

[Its Morbin Time]: They don't

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: so

[Its Morbin Time]: speak

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: closely

[Its Morbin Time]: the language.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to something
else, torn from their homelands,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, they were.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: forcefully?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: They

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: were.

[Give yourself a hand]: do,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: And put in prison

[Give yourself a hand]: I,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: in cages.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: AHHHHH

[Give yourself a hand]: they seem to be, they
seem to be pretty free based on what they were

[Give yourself a hand]: doing there.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: Um,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: they embrace
him.

[Give yourself a hand]: I, so, so what is going
on there? This is, we're, we're marrying the

[Give yourself a hand]: powers and the bats
together,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: but

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: how

[Give yourself a hand]: what

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: come he can Dumbledore

[Give yourself a hand]: was that?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the bat? Like what
the fuck?

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah. Why couldn't Matt
Smith also do that?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Right?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he, yeah.
Hmm.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Cause the bats

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It should

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: didn't

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: have been
a.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: accept him as a
brother.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Because

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: We

[Give yourself a hand]: Cause

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: his

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: don't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: forehead,

[Give yourself a hand]: his

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: know.

[Give yourself a hand]: m-

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: his

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: How do
we

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: forehead

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: know that?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: is too large. That's
why.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Good

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha ha

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: god.

[Give yourself a hand]: Wow. Okay.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: ha.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The blasphemy
on this one. Kick him out of the chat!

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah, I thought

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahahaha!

[Its Morbin Time]: the bats were gonna like
come and be like, our bro needs some help.

[Its Morbin Time]: And then you're like, oh
no, that bro's just hanging out

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: bro

[Its Morbin Time]: with another bat bro. Just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it

[Its Morbin Time]: a

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: should

[Its Morbin Time]: couple

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: have

[Its Morbin Time]: bat

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: turned

[Its Morbin Time]: bros.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: into a
right you should have turned into a bat

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: A bat

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: bro

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: off.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Kamehameha

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: A bat

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Dragon

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: off.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ball Z
bat

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: A bat

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: off

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: off.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: A bat off. Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yes we
heard you the first

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, I know.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: three times

[Give yourself a hand]: We didn't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I know.

[Give yourself a hand]: want it.

[Its Morbin Time]: The bad-ass

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I wanted

[Its Morbin Time]: a

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: to

[Its Morbin Time]: bad-ass

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: get it out there.

[Its Morbin Time]: a bad-ass

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It's

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: bat

[Give yourself a hand]: don't,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: off.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hasselhoff.

[Give yourself a hand]: I don't.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah, why
weren't they doing kamehamehas back and forth

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: with bats?
Like that's how many bats there were

[Its Morbin Time]: I mean, this movie's

[Give yourself a hand]: But

[Its Morbin Time]: so

[Give yourself a hand]: can

[Its Morbin Time]: stupid

[Give yourself a hand]: you... can...

[Its Morbin Time]: that would have been cool.
Like

[Give yourself a hand]: Made

[Its Morbin Time]: if you're

[Give yourself a hand]: sense?

[Its Morbin Time]: gonna make it this bad, make
it like stupid

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: bad where it's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: go

[Its Morbin Time]: enjoyable.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: into it. Yeah, I
agree. I agree.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So what
is stupid bad then?

[Its Morbin Time]: Like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Cause

[Its Morbin Time]: if they

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: this

[Its Morbin Time]: were both,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: was weird.

[Its Morbin Time]: if they're both like standing
on like a, like a group of bats there and they're

[Its Morbin Time]: like circling

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, no,

[Its Morbin Time]: each

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: imagine.

[Its Morbin Time]: other in the air, like they're
the bats

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: are holding them up and they're
like,

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: except the power we have
now, Michael Morbius,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No!

[Its Morbin Time]: these bats

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I

[Its Morbin Time]: are

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: will

[Its Morbin Time]: our brothers.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: not! I must not
drink human blood! Mylois,

[Its Morbin Time]: Human

[Give yourself a hand]: More

[Its Morbin Time]: blood?

[Give yourself a hand]: British,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: this is

[Give yourself a hand]: please.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: not you!

[Its Morbin Time]: Human blood? We are bats
now!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha ha ha!

[Its Morbin Time]: Humans are nothing! They're
a different species, Michael!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Imagine if you will,
Chris, you remember the fight

[Give yourself a hand]: Ha ha.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: between Agent Smith
and Neo on

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Matrix

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: 3? That

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yes.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: but with bats.

[Give yourself a hand]: So all

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ah.

[Give yourself a hand]: the bats, like move
them around

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: to

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: do like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: And

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: then

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: when

[Its Morbin Time]: Like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: this

[Give yourself a hand]: bullet

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: they

[Its Morbin Time]: they're

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: was

[Its Morbin Time]: holding

[Give yourself a hand]: time.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: hit,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: more.

[Give yourself a hand]: Ha ha ha.

[Its Morbin Time]: their whole thing,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: when

[Its Morbin Time]: they're

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: they

[Its Morbin Time]: like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: hit each

[Its Morbin Time]: arms.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: other, there's like
a, there's like a sphere of bats coming out

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: of them.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah, I can

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So

[Its Morbin Time]: see

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like

[Its Morbin Time]: that.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a bat kaiju
rockum soccum in a large

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I'm not

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: sewer

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: gonna... Hahaha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: stadium.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Sure, why

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: not?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: I'll allow that.

[Its Morbin Time]: We are more bad than

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'll accept

[Its Morbin Time]: man,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it.

[Its Morbin Time]: Michael. More bad

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah

[Its Morbin Time]: than man!

[Give yourself a hand]: Hey, hey, Raiden,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Give yourself a hand]: get out of here. You
get.

[Its Morbin Time]: Accept what you've become!
Goodbye!

[Give yourself a hand]: Um, all right. We've
tackled a lot of plot holes. Uh, Spencer, you

[Give yourself a hand]: haven't talked about
a plot hole that

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: you loved

[Its Morbin Time]: I mean,

[Give yourself a hand]: and

[Its Morbin Time]: mine wasn't

[Give yourself a hand]: what do you have?

[Its Morbin Time]: so much a plot hole. I get
it's a little bit of a plot hole, but it was

[Its Morbin Time]: also more of just like a,
a ridiculous moment, which is when, um,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Just the one?

[Its Morbin Time]: just, yeah, this one in particular
made me like, like kind of laugh and take taking

[Its Morbin Time]: a back of it when he, um,
you know, when he like lost it on their, like

[Its Morbin Time]: dad, their orphan dad or
whatever the,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: NICOLAS!

[Its Morbin Time]: yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Dr.

[Its Morbin Time]: like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: You

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Nicholas,

[Its Morbin Time]: Nicholas,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: mean...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that

[Its Morbin Time]: Dr.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: was...

[Its Morbin Time]: Nicholas And

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: You

[Its Morbin Time]: he like,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: mean

[Its Morbin Time]: he

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the

[Its Morbin Time]: like.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Dr.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: guy that

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Nick!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: watch... You mean
the guy that was voyeur watching them fuck

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: when they were kids.

[Give yourself a hand]: Wow.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah, whoa.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: What?

[Its Morbin Time]: I

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Never

[Its Morbin Time]: must have

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: mind.

[Its Morbin Time]: watched

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Whaaaaat?

[Give yourself a hand]: What

[Its Morbin Time]: the

[Give yourself a hand]: two

[Its Morbin Time]: wrong... I

[Give yourself a hand]: consenting

[Its Morbin Time]: missed the director's

[Give yourself a hand]: miners

[Its Morbin Time]: cut.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha

[Give yourself a hand]: doing

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: ha!

[Give yourself a hand]: Greece is their

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: What?

[Give yourself a hand]: own business.

[Its Morbin Time]: Um, I'm just gonna, I'm just
gonna, I'm just gonna roll right through

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Gloss

[Its Morbin Time]: that

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: over

[Its Morbin Time]: one.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it, go for

[Its Morbin Time]: I'm

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it.

[Its Morbin Time]: just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Do

[Its Morbin Time]: gonna go

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that!

[Its Morbin Time]: right through

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Put...

[Its Morbin Time]: it. I'm just gonna slide

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Floor it!

[Its Morbin Time]: right through that. And,
um,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Don't...

[Its Morbin Time]: no, the scene

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Let

[Its Morbin Time]: when,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: me do...
Yeah, go go.

[Its Morbin Time]: uh, he slashes Nicholas's,
uh, stomach. And then

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Right.

[Its Morbin Time]: he's like, and then he's
like, tell Michael, uh, we are the few,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Something.

[Its Morbin Time]: right? That was the thing.
Like we are

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: the few.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, the Spartan
thing.

[Its Morbin Time]: So he like wants him to

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: The

[Its Morbin Time]: give

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: few

[Its Morbin Time]: Michael

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: against

[Its Morbin Time]: message.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the many.

[Its Morbin Time]: He wants to give him. Michael
message for but then he proceeds to absolutely

[Its Morbin Time]: smash his face with the force
of a thousand sons like he

[Give yourself a hand]: direct.

[Its Morbin Time]: punches him and this man's
like 50 60 years old and he flips like off

[Its Morbin Time]: the wall I'm like that man
is dead like he like he's like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hehehehe

[Its Morbin Time]: send him up it just caught
me to he's like send the message for me and

[Its Morbin Time]: like completely decks

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: him like so hard I was like
that guy is a hundred percent dead Did he punch

[Its Morbin Time]: him

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: That

[Its Morbin Time]: like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: whole scene

[Its Morbin Time]: just hard enough?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: is like insane.
That whole scene is insane.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Not only was he alive
enough to make a phone call,

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yes.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: he was also alive enough
for Michael to make it there

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: for

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: him to deliver the message.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: And then immediately

[Its Morbin Time]: But the message,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: die.

[Its Morbin Time]: he didn't even say the message,
he just said, you

[Give yourself a hand]: No,

[Its Morbin Time]: have

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: he

[Its Morbin Time]: to

[Give yourself a hand]: didn't.

[Its Morbin Time]: stop

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: no.

[Its Morbin Time]: him. But why

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: did he say give him

[Give yourself a hand]: My-

[Its Morbin Time]: a message and then fucking
explode his head? He's not gonna remember who

[Its Morbin Time]: he is in 10 hours. Ha ha
ha.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm

[Give yourself a hand]: Spencer, I love that
you brought this up because the other thing

[Give yourself a hand]: I thought about that
scene that confused the hell out of me is he

[Give yourself a hand]: wants to find Michael.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: And so he tells Nicholas
to deliver a message,

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: then obliterates

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: obliterates

[Give yourself a hand]: Nicholas

[Its Morbin Time]: and then

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: him,

[Its Morbin Time]: Lily

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: obliterates

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hahaha!

[Its Morbin Time]: him.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: E-absolutely destroys
him.

[Give yourself a hand]: and then even though
he told Nicholas to give him a message, leaves.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: and goes and finds Nicholas'
girlfriend, or sorry, Michael's girlfriend.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Michael's,

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: And Michael hears him?

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: from across the city.

[Give yourself a hand]: echolocates

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: them,

[Its Morbin Time]: that's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: one

[Give yourself a hand]: if you

[Its Morbin Time]: situation

[Give yourself a hand]: will.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he does.

[Its Morbin Time]: where echolocation

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: He does.

[Its Morbin Time]: can't explain it.

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh wow, I got one right,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Because

[Give yourself a hand]: nice.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it's a it's kind
of a spider sense too, because, you know, he

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: says to her, call
his name, like he's like going to be listening

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: right at that moment
to

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: Listen,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that.

[Its Morbin Time]: Luciano,

[Give yourself a hand]: But like.

[Its Morbin Time]: you don't have to explain
echolocation. We all get it.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, it's obvious.

[Its Morbin Time]: It's

[Give yourself a hand]: I know

[Its Morbin Time]: obvious.

[Give yourself a hand]: exactly what it is.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: But before
we move on from this weird, weird scene from

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: poor Dr.
Nick getting slaughtered, all the time that

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: passed
from him getting tummy injured

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, yes.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and head
injured, he could have made yet another phone

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: call that
could have been 911!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Exactly.

[Give yourself a hand]: This is a very good
point.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: That

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: WHY?!

[Its Morbin Time]: is also a good point.

[Give yourself a hand]: I believe in Milo's
house, it's jailhouse rules. And everybody

[Give yourself a hand]: knows in the jailhouse,
you get one phone call.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: shit.

[Give yourself a hand]: And

[Its Morbin Time]: And

[Give yourself a hand]: so

[Its Morbin Time]: he

[Give yourself a hand]: he

[Its Morbin Time]: ain't

[Give yourself a hand]: couldn't

[Its Morbin Time]: no

[Give yourself a hand]: save

[Its Morbin Time]: snitch.

[Give yourself a hand]: his life.

[Its Morbin Time]: He ain't no snitch.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: snitches, snitches get

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that

[Give yourself a hand]: stitches?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: stitches. He could

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: have

[Its Morbin Time]: But

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: used

[Its Morbin Time]: I

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: some

[Its Morbin Time]: need

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: stitches.

[Its Morbin Time]: stitches.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha ha ha.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah. Heal
thyself, Dr. Nick.

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm sorry.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Dial 9-1
before you go into the room, knowing that Milo's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: now a vampire.
And then when he slashes you, dial 1 and hit

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: save.

[Its Morbin Time]: You know what?

[Give yourself a hand]: What?

[Its Morbin Time]: Let's give him a break. He
did suffer a traumatic brain injury. He

[Give yourself a hand]: It's

[Its Morbin Time]: was pretty confused.

[Give yourself a hand]: just humongous.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah, he had a hemorrhage
inside his skull. That was that was growing

[Give yourself a hand]: His

[Its Morbin Time]: by the

[Give yourself a hand]: brain

[Its Morbin Time]: second.

[Give yourself a hand]: did

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: get echolocated to another
continent

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: before
he walked into the apartment willingly.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: He did,

[Give yourself a hand]: No,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: but he doesn't, I'll
give him this, he doesn't know, he thinks Milo

[Give yourself a hand]: is his friend because
he took care of him. He doesn't know Milo is

[Give yourself a hand]: going to echolocate
his brains and his guts all

[Its Morbin Time]: I'm gonna go across

[Give yourself a hand]: over

[Its Morbin Time]: the

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[Its Morbin Time]: wall.

[Give yourself a hand]: apartment.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Redecorate the apartment?

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, he doesn't

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: know yet. But I agree
with you Chris that once he slashed him up,

[Give yourself a hand]: if he's going to make
any phone call,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: call 911. Like save
yourself.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Well, but he was
like erratic, like the his character didn't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: act in like a consistent
way at all in that scene, because he gets there.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: He's like, what
are you doing? And then Milo gets up in his

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: face is like, you're
scaring me. And then two seconds later, he's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like, Eddie, you're
going to stop with this and you're going to

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: respect me. And
then he gets like fucking echolocated into

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Kingdom Come. And
I was

[Give yourself a hand]: Now

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like,

[Give yourself a hand]: you're getting it.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: what? What

[Its Morbin Time]: Now

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the

[Its Morbin Time]: you're

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: fuck?

[Its Morbin Time]: getting

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hehehehehehe

[Its Morbin Time]: it.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: What the fuck? Did
you expect what's gonna happen if you yell

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: at the psychopath?

[Its Morbin Time]: I think he, much like the
audience, didn't expect

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahahaha

[Its Morbin Time]: Milo to be a psychopath because
there was no signs that

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: he was going

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: to be a mass murderer.

[Give yourself a hand]: Spencer, I wanna ask
you, so you're saying the one time that his

[Give yourself a hand]: only friend sent him
a letter

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: and he went down and
he tried to get it back from the bullies and

[Give yourself a hand]: he rightly, justifiably
lashed out at them

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: because he was hurt
and scared as a child, that should have let

[Give yourself a hand]: us know that he was
gonna be a psychopathic murderer later on in

[Give yourself a hand]: life?

[Its Morbin Time]: I mean, if you're defending
yourself against bullies, I'm sorry to say

[Its Morbin Time]: this, you're fucking

[Give yourself a hand]: Psychopath?

[Its Morbin Time]: psycho, buddy.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah. Ha ha.

[Its Morbin Time]: Check yourself in.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: And that's

[Give yourself a hand]: Yep.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the underlying message
of this movie.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Don't defend yourself,
let the bullies make fun of you and then you

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: won't be a psychopath
in the future.

[Its Morbin Time]: And when you

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: What

[Its Morbin Time]: get

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: a lovely

[Its Morbin Time]: when you

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: message.

[Its Morbin Time]: get powers, you won't kill
your father and then fucking decorate his apartment

[Its Morbin Time]: with this brain matter.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and innards.

[Its Morbin Time]: And innards.

[Give yourself a hand]: Just a step dad, doesn't
count.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Wow!

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh,

[Its Morbin Time]: they

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: even when

[Its Morbin Time]: stepdad

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: even

[Its Morbin Time]: burn,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: when he's
a nice,

[Its Morbin Time]: listen.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the other
nice

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Wow!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: stepdad,

[Its Morbin Time]: No,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: nice stepdad.

[Its Morbin Time]: no, he was he was a stepdad
who stepped up.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: and

[Give yourself a hand]: Listen,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: got, and got stepped
on.

[Give yourself a hand]: if the

[Its Morbin Time]: And

[Give yourself a hand]: editor,

[Its Morbin Time]: then got stepped

[Give yourself a hand]: if the,

[Its Morbin Time]: through the wall.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Through, yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: if the editor taught
me anything, if you're a step somebody, you

[Give yourself a hand]: can do whatever you
want to them.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah, it's fine.

[Give yourself a hand]: It's fine.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Well, I think you're
watching a different kind of video

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: No.

[Its Morbin Time]: what?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: than what we're...

[Its Morbin Time]: Help dad, help stepdad,

[Give yourself a hand]: ..

[Its Morbin Time]: I'm stuck on vampire blood
and

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: I can't get up.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: My virgin
echolocated ears!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, yeah, that's
that was basically that was basically what

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Nick said he came
up to Milo is like, what are you doing stepson?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: That's what he did

[Its Morbin Time]: Basically.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Move on!

[Its Morbin Time]: No, you're killing

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Move

[Its Morbin Time]: it.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: on move on

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Please!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Uhhhhhh

[Give yourself a hand]: All right. We've gone
through the big plot points. We've gone through

[Give yourself a hand]: most of the movie, but
there are some questions that are floating

[Give yourself a hand]: around the outside of
it that we kind of need to answer just so we

[Give yourself a hand]: can wrap this thing
into a pretty little bow and

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: This monster!

[Give yourself a hand]: echolocate

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I-I collocated

[Give yourself a hand]: it

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: into the

[Give yourself a hand]: out

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: f- Heheheheh

[Give yourself a hand]: of our lives.

[Its Morbin Time]: Heheheheheheh

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oblivion!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Eh.

[Give yourself a hand]: So, in that—with that
in mind, I have a very important question that

[Give yourself a hand]: I want to throw out,
Luciano, because he's the only one that's gonna

[Give yourself a hand]: understand this. And
I just want to ask him—this might turn our

[Give yourself a hand]: audience off immediately,
but there's a lot of vampire talk in this movie,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: semi-vampires. I just
want to know, of our—our doctor, Dr. Michael

[Give yourself a hand]: Morbius and our friend
Lucian, aka Milo, and you can even toss in

[Give yourself a hand]: Maxine if you want in
there.

[Its Morbin Time]: Martin.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Martin.

[Give yourself a hand]: What's—whatever

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: my team.

[Give yourself a hand]: that—our name

[Its Morbin Time]: Who

[Give yourself a hand]: was.

[Its Morbin Time]: the fuck

[Give yourself a hand]: She was

[Its Morbin Time]: cares?

[Give yourself a hand]: in our—

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha ha!

[Give yourself a hand]: Dude, we didn't care
about her, why should I?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Fair?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Michael
cared. But yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Did he?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh. Or.

[Give yourself a hand]: What I want to know
from you Luciano is

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: What Are the, is it
houses in vampires?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Clean, cleanse.

[Give yourself a hand]: Clan, thank you, what
clan would they be a part of?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh, God. This is
going to turn out every, including our co-hosts

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: here

[Its Morbin Time]: I'm

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: off

[Its Morbin Time]: already

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: of this

[Its Morbin Time]: out.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: conversation.

[Give yourself a hand]: You need to answer this
in 30 seconds so we don't waste everybody's

[Give yourself a hand]: time.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Okay,

[Its Morbin Time]: The

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: so

[Its Morbin Time]: Ku Klux Klan.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Morbius.

[Its Morbin Time]: That's the only comment

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I'm

[Its Morbin Time]: I

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: gonna,

[Its Morbin Time]: know.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I'm gonna ignore
that.

[Its Morbin Time]: Okay,

[Give yourself a hand]: You're banned from

[Its Morbin Time]: sorry.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I'm

[Give yourself a hand]: this

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: gonna

[Give yourself a hand]: podcast.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: ignore that and
gloss over

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ah!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it and continue
answering. So Morbius is a Toreador for sure.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Matt

[Its Morbin Time]: Rito?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Smith.

[Give yourself a hand]: Matt,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Matt Smith.

[Give yourself a hand]: don't fucking...

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh

[Give yourself a hand]: thank you. Don't put

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Milo.

[Give yourself a hand]: that on me.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Milo is probably

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: A GALIFRAEAN.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: a Bruja or

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay, yep.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: And Martin is a
Cative there.

[Give yourself a hand]: Great, great job. If
you know what those are, then you go have a

[Give yourself a hand]: nice chuckle internally
and

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: the rest of us will
move on with our lives.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hehehe

[Its Morbin Time]: I could have swore they were
both sigmas.

[Give yourself a hand]: Listen, um...

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: They're not.

[Its Morbin Time]: They're

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: They're

[Its Morbin Time]: both

[Give yourself a hand]: We're gonna

[Its Morbin Time]: power

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: definitely

[Give yourself a hand]: move

[Its Morbin Time]: bottoms.

[Give yourself a hand]: on.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: not.

[Give yourself a hand]: We're gonna quickly
move to another fandom and ask another very

[Give yourself a hand]: pointed question that
only a certain amount of people are gonna get.

[Give yourself a hand]: It's

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: maybe different. Maybe
there's a nice Venn diagram there. We don't

[Give yourself a hand]: know. Chris.

[Its Morbin Time]: Ugh.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: or Spencer if you want
to answer this.

[Its Morbin Time]: Oh.

[Give yourself a hand]: What, do you think there's
a better doctor to play Milo and Lucian?

[Its Morbin Time]: better doctor who?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hoo. Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: Better Dr. Who to play Milo.
I

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I

[Its Morbin Time]: mean,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: have my pick.

[Its Morbin Time]: I would cast David Tennant
in anything, including my fan fiction where

[Its Morbin Time]: we just hang out. So, that
guy, he could play

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Would

[Its Morbin Time]: anything.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: you,

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: would you do like,
would you do this to David Tennant though?

[Its Morbin Time]: put

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: If

[Its Morbin Time]: him

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: you

[Its Morbin Time]: in Morbius?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like him this much.
Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: I mean, it's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Uh uh uh.

[Its Morbin Time]: true. That is a punishment
fit for the devil. But

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Its Morbin Time]: he would be great in it.
He's great as a villain.

[Give yourself a hand]: Too good, but fair

[Its Morbin Time]: Too

[Give yourself a hand]: enough.

[Its Morbin Time]: good for this, but it would
elevate the movie. Can I

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: recast Jared Leto as well
as a different doctor?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: No, we're not doing
that

[Its Morbin Time]: What

[Give yourself a hand]: one

[Its Morbin Time]: if

[Give yourself a hand]: yet.

[Its Morbin Time]: it's just Matt Smith who
takes over the Jared Leto role?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That I
would prefer

[Its Morbin Time]: Now we

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: too,

[Its Morbin Time]: got a fucking

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: but

[Its Morbin Time]: movie, baby.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: word. I
would say it would require a little bit of

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: shuffling,
but I would actually have, I'd have Peter Capaldi

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: play Dr.
Nicholas. There would be no Milo and then Dr.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and then
to be father versus son that would morph against

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: each other.

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: How

[Give yourself a hand]: I'll

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: would

[Give yourself a hand]: allow it.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: you f- okay whatever.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Don't say
what you just said.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: step-father

[Give yourself a hand]: you know, get out

[Its Morbin Time]: and

[Give yourself a hand]: of here

[Its Morbin Time]: step-son.

[Give yourself a hand]: with your logic. I would
let Christopher Ecclestone

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: That'd

[Give yourself a hand]: come in and play.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: be my pick too.

[Give yourself a hand]: He already

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: play.

[Give yourself a hand]: did the Dark Elves.
What's the difference here? It's the same shit.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: It's just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he

[Its Morbin Time]: he

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: needs

[Its Morbin Time]: was.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the work
too.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oof.

[Its Morbin Time]: Fine. Mutatama bone.

[Give yourself a hand]: Wow. Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: Apologies,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

[Its Morbin Time]: Ecclestone, if you're listening.

[Give yourself a hand]: Um,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: He wasn't
gone

[Give yourself a hand]: okay.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in 60 seconds
too, but anyway.

[Give yourself a hand]: So...

[Its Morbin Time]: That would be

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh

[Its Morbin Time]: from

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: 20 years ago. Is that your
evidence

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: of his

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: glowing career? Sorry, continue.

[Give yourself a hand]: No, no, please, this
is all riveting

[Its Morbin Time]: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Give yourself a hand]: stuff.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha ha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hahahaha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Um, can we I think someone
mentioned it earlier, but I we got to dig into

[Give yourself a hand]: this Tyrese's scar is
that real was that

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I

[Give yourself a hand]: a

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: was

[Give yourself a hand]: choice

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: fucked.

[Give yourself a hand]: for the movie?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh my God.
I

[Give yourself a hand]: Did he get

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: actually.

[Give yourself a hand]: that in a fast and furious
movie like what's happening there?

[Its Morbin Time]: I didn't even notice the
scar.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Is this in the same

[Give yourself a hand]: It

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: universe

[Give yourself a hand]: was pretty obvious.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: as Fast and

[Give yourself a hand]: No,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the Furious? Is
that what we're

[Give yourself a hand]: no,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: saying?

[Give yourself a hand]: it's not. Can someone
give me a fake answer before Chris gives me

[Give yourself a hand]: a real answer?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ugh.

[Its Morbin Time]: He got it on set when he
told Jared Leto that he doesn't like his method

[Its Morbin Time]: acting and he should stop
biting his neck in between scenes. And then

[Its Morbin Time]: Jared Leto

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Thank

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: you.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh wow.

[Its Morbin Time]: said, Morb this.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

[Its Morbin Time]: Fucking slashed his face.

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I think,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Damn.

[Its Morbin Time]: That's just facts.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah. I think

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: so,

[Give yourself a hand]: that's.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: If you guys wanna make a
silly answer, you can make one up, but I'm

[Its Morbin Time]: just telling you what happened.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Sure.

[Its Morbin Time]: And then Tyree said,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeeeeeeahhhhhh

[Its Morbin Time]: You don't do this to family.

[Give yourself a hand]: Chris, did you find
the real answer at all?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I did.
It's

[Give yourself a hand]: And?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: fake. It's
fake. It's a fake scar.

[Give yourself a hand]: Cool,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So like,

[Give yourself a hand]: so.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: So

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: why?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: not explained was
just whatever

[Its Morbin Time]: Interesting choice.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: great. I'm amazing

[Give yourself a hand]: Great choice everybody,
that's really important.

[Its Morbin Time]: Morbius.

[Give yourself a hand]: You know, I like it,
I always say that it's nice when you have mysteries

[Give yourself a hand]: in movies that you can't
answer because it lets you kind of make them

[Give yourself a hand]: up in your head

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: and

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: like, like

[Give yourself a hand]: having

[Its Morbin Time]: the-

[Give yourself a hand]: a random cough have
a scar is definitely where I wanna go with

[Give yourself a hand]: my brain while I'm watching

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: On

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: Morbius.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the

[Its Morbin Time]: for sure.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: neck?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Listen, it's better
than focusing your brain on this or echolocating

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: your brain into
this movie

[Its Morbin Time]: Well, I like a mystery movie
as well. And I think the greatest mystery is

[Its Morbin Time]: how this movie got made.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hehehehe

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that's fair.

[Give yourself a hand]: You answer it yourself,
John Sony.

[Its Morbin Time]: John

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: Sony, that

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: John

[Its Morbin Time]: son

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Sony

[Its Morbin Time]: of a bitch.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: loves bats.

[Give yourself a hand]: Shawn Sony fucked us
up. Okay, no, we answered that question. Thank

[Give yourself a hand]: you for that. That was
really, really important. Follow up question.

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm not gonna ask that.
Luciano, no.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I know exactly

[Its Morbin Time]: I'm sorry.

[Give yourself a hand]: Eh!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: which one you're
looking at! Hahaha! Ahh... But it's true.

[Its Morbin Time]: I have a question. It's a
it's more of a point.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: So not a question

[Give yourself a hand]: That's

[Its Morbin Time]: So

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: at

[Give yourself a hand]: opposite

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: all.

[Give yourself a hand]: of

[Its Morbin Time]: so

[Give yourself a hand]: a

[Its Morbin Time]: you

[Give yourself a hand]: question.

[Its Morbin Time]: don't have to you don't have
to answer. I'm a question for the. I

[Give yourself a hand]: I just want to talk.

[Its Morbin Time]: have an internal question
for myself. Did anybody notice the irony of

[Its Morbin Time]: them saying they were the
Spartans? Like, I thought

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: that was I thought it was
going

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that

[Its Morbin Time]: to be

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: was.

[Its Morbin Time]: like a well-written.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I thought

[Its Morbin Time]: script

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it was.

[Its Morbin Time]: where it's going to come
back around where

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Listen,

[Its Morbin Time]: it's going to be like, you
know, at the end of the

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the

[Its Morbin Time]: act

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: question

[Its Morbin Time]: of the

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that

[Its Morbin Time]: movie.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Matt doesn't want
to ask, the one that I wrote, is exactly about

[Its Morbin Time]: Is it really?

[Give yourself a hand]: Is it though?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that. A little bit.

[Its Morbin Time]: for the audience because
I don't know, I don't wanna make the audience

[Its Morbin Time]: watch this movie, but they
are both crippled

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Fair.

[Its Morbin Time]: and they're like, we are
the few referring to

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh

[Its Morbin Time]: themselves

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: no, okay.

[Its Morbin Time]: as Spartans because the Spartans
were the few against the many. But the irony

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: being that Spartans killed

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: would have

[Its Morbin Time]: any

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: just...

[Its Morbin Time]: of the kids

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: that were like not strong.
So I really

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: thought that was actually
gonna come back at the end where he's gonna

[Its Morbin Time]: be like,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No,

[Its Morbin Time]: we are the few

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: no.

[Its Morbin Time]: to Michael. Michael is gonna
be like, do you even know what they did to

[Its Morbin Time]: the weak? in Sparta. And
it's gonna be like a moment where

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: He

[Its Morbin Time]: it's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: must've

[Its Morbin Time]: like he turns

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: because...

[Its Morbin Time]: on him.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No.

[Give yourself a hand]: This is Spock's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Sparta!

[Give yourself a hand]: Ha!

[Its Morbin Time]: And he

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: said,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: spot has killed the week.
Like this! Echo location! Juh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-

[Give yourself a hand]: Alright.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: But even
Milo had this weird, apparently the echolocation

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: works as
a sonic scream, because the first,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: when Maurice
busted out of jail and confronted Milo, Milo's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like, you're
not going back, you can't make me scream tantrum,

[Its Morbin Time]: You can't make me!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it pushed
him back.

[Its Morbin Time]: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: So,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: correct.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: so, so my, my question
had something to do with Spartans, but in a

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: different thing
that everybody knows about the Spartan army.

[Its Morbin Time]: Well,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Let's

[Its Morbin Time]: we're

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: leave

[Its Morbin Time]: out

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it

[Its Morbin Time]: of time.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: at

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Okay.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: that.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ha

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: ha

[Give yourself a hand]: we're not we're not
no, no.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: ha!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: But we can, you
know, we don't, we're past it. It's

[Its Morbin Time]: We'll

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: fine.

[Its Morbin Time]: talk about

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Welcome

[Its Morbin Time]: that next

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to

[Its Morbin Time]: week.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the

[Its Morbin Time]: We'll bring it up next

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: post.

[Its Morbin Time]: week.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Post welcome
to

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahahaha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the post
show. You've I

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: hope you've
all

[Its Morbin Time]: save that

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: brought

[Its Morbin Time]: one for

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: something

[Its Morbin Time]: the post

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: back.

[Its Morbin Time]: show.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Something

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It was

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: tasty

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: funny.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to drink.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It was funny watching
Matt go through the list of questions that

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: we sent and watch
his face go No, no, I'm not gonna ask that

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm not asking those
questions.

[Its Morbin Time]: I can't legally say that.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Alright.

[Give yourself a hand]: I can't legally talk
about it. Hey, I got a question for you guys.

[Give yourself a hand]: When Morbius is making
an antidote and then he's like, it kills everything.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's poison, right?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: 100%.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's the opposite
of an antidote?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: this antidote

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he didn't

[Its Morbin Time]: cures

[Give yourself a hand]: He's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: call

[Give yourself a hand]: a doctor.

[Its Morbin Time]: death

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it, I don't think
he

[Its Morbin Time]: or

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: called

[Its Morbin Time]: cures

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it an antidote

[Its Morbin Time]: living.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: though. He called
it an

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: antigen.

[Give yourself a hand]: Anti-Jewel, oh, well

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: I thought, I heard,
you know, I didn't pay much attention.

[Its Morbin Time]: Navin.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I don't

[Give yourself a hand]: better.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: blame you. I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You're

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: don't blame

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: playing

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: you.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: bejeweled
at the time on the can

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: using

[Give yourself a hand]: Harry

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the mirror.

[Give yourself a hand]: Potter bejeweled, it's
great.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You got
a new high score though, right? Okay.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: I've

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm like at level 400,
that's fine.

[Its Morbin Time]: created this

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Booyah.

[Its Morbin Time]: new serum. It can defeat
him. What's in it, mainly cyanide and lead.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: It takes a

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like

[Its Morbin Time]: scientist.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mercury.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: battery

[Give yourself a hand]: So

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: acid.

[Its Morbin Time]: It's gonna make his

[Give yourself a hand]: what?

[Its Morbin Time]: heart

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay,

[Its Morbin Time]: explode.

[Give yourself a hand]: so I want to go down
this

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mountain

[Give yourself a hand]: road. It's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Dew.

[Give yourself a hand]: it's an antigen of Mountain
Dew. Thank you, Chris. Why did he make two

[Give yourself a hand]: like

[Its Morbin Time]: Because he's gonna

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Because

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: use

[Give yourself a hand]: he

[Its Morbin Time]: it on

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: one

[Its Morbin Time]: himself.

[Give yourself a hand]: couldn't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: for himself.

[Give yourself a hand]: control? He was going
to murder himself?

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah. Because

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes.

[Its Morbin Time]: did

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he was

[Its Morbin Time]: you

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like,

[Its Morbin Time]: watch

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: oh,

[Its Morbin Time]: the movie?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the artificial blood
is going to stop

[Give yourself a hand]: Not,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: working.

[Give yourself a hand]: I tried not to.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, it's fair.

[Its Morbin Time]: No, he said

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: He was

[Its Morbin Time]: in the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Successful.

[Its Morbin Time]: movie.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: all he

[Its Morbin Time]: In

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: was

[Its Morbin Time]: the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: How

[Its Morbin Time]: movie,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: far

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: all

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: did

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you get?

[Its Morbin Time]: he said...

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he was all like
artificial bullet doesn't work anymore. So

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I'm going to kill
myself.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah, and then he said I'm
going to echolocate him and then myself. In

[Its Morbin Time]: a double echolocation.

[Give yourself a hand]: Right. But then, he

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Okay,

[Give yourself a hand]: didn't.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: wasn't worth all

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the wait, Spencer,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Chris

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: for that

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Benoit,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: joke.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: but

[Give yourself a hand]: But then

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: why, like, did I miss
the scene where he decided not to echolocate

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: himself?

[Its Morbin Time]: no,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: they

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: you did.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: what was
up with

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Cause

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it

[Its Morbin Time]: missed

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: wasn't

[Its Morbin Time]: the

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: there.

[Its Morbin Time]: scene. The makers of the
movie missed the

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: scene.

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[Its Morbin Time]: That's a good point. That's

[Give yourself a hand]: And

[Its Morbin Time]: a good plot hole.

[Give yourself a hand]: I just, okay, that's,
no, it's my bad for asking questions that make

[Give yourself a hand]: sense. That's on me.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Like.

[Its Morbin Time]: what happened to that second
dose? Does

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's

[Its Morbin Time]: he

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: weird.

[Its Morbin Time]: throw it away?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No, it's just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: He's probably

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: there's...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: keeping
it on himself or whatever

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, it's probably

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: or somewhere.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like... like insurance
there for him. Whatever.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: but it
doesn't seem like he has much of a conscience

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: anymore
because when did he break into bad hood? Like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: after Martine
died,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yes.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: after she
died, and he went and had the final fight with

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Milo and
stuff like that, and flies away, I don't know

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: what side
he's on. I don't know what he's processing.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Usually
there's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Well...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: some

[Give yourself a hand]: Decided

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: kind

[Give yourself a hand]: good.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: of indication,
but we

[Give yourself a hand]: He

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: get

[Give yourself a hand]: stopped

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that

[Give yourself a hand]: the murderer.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in the,
he stopped the murderer, right? But.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, but then he
went

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That's...

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: to

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: but

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: meet

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he was...

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the vulture and
it was like, Ooh,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: right.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: we should team up.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, but

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's

[Give yourself a hand]: he

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a

[Give yourself a hand]: doesn't

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: weird

[Give yourself a hand]: know the vulture

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: time-

[Give yourself a hand]: is evil.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: mean.

[Give yourself a hand]: Devolver

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: He sees

[Give yourself a hand]: appeared

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the news.

[Give yourself a hand]: out of nowhere.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The bullet
appeared out of nowhere, but at the same time,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: thanks
to the Daily Bugles newspaper, Morbius should

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: know by
now.

[Its Morbin Time]: Nobody

[Give yourself a hand]: Right,

[Its Morbin Time]: knows.

[Give yourself a hand]: but he doesn't know
he's evil.

[Its Morbin Time]: Nobody knows he's evil. They
said that like we

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So

[Its Morbin Time]: have

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: why

[Its Morbin Time]: to release

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: would he

[Its Morbin Time]: them

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: chew?

[Its Morbin Time]: from jail because they don't
know who he is.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Who, so
at this point in post credits then, Morbius

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: is so unhinged
and has no command over his powers of logic

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and he's
not smart anymore. He's just letting this random

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: dude who
got some kind of gear that allows him to fly,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he just
meets this rando

[Give yourself a hand]: Chris,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in the
desert.

[Give yourself a hand]: I really hate that you're
putting me in this position of having to defend

[Give yourself a hand]: Morbius because I don't
want to.

[Its Morbin Time]: What?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: But like, they just
met in the desert, he knows nothing about this

[Give yourself a hand]: man.

[Its Morbin Time]: And he says, we

[Give yourself a hand]: So

[Its Morbin Time]: can

[Give yourself a hand]: we have

[Its Morbin Time]: do

[Give yourself a hand]: no

[Its Morbin Time]: some

[Give yourself a hand]: idea what

[Its Morbin Time]: good.

[Give yourself a hand]: he thinks.

[Its Morbin Time]: He says, I think

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: we could

[Give yourself a hand]: he,

[Its Morbin Time]: do some good together.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: That's

[Give yourself a hand]: right,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: true.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ugh.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: That is true.

[Give yourself a hand]: so he's seeing where
that relationship goes.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, but to Chris's
point, right? So he was, he made the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: antigen

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: forced.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: to echolocate himself
out of existence.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: And, you know, he
has it on him, I guess, but he was like, artificial

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: blood, for some
reason, we're not gonna get into this now,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: but why doesn't
artificial blood work and real blood work?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: He never, they never
explain, it's just,

[Give yourself a hand]: First of all, it's synthetic
blood.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it's artificial
blood,

[Its Morbin Time]: Artificial

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it's

[Its Morbin Time]: blood.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: not synthetic.

[Give yourself a hand]: It's synthetic now.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It's synthetic now.
It's true blood like in the series.

[Its Morbin Time]: haha

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: There you go. So
like, why doesn't true blood work as

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: well as regular
blood? But whatever.

[Its Morbin Time]: Good

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: But

[Its Morbin Time]: fake.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he's saying that
it will it will stop working. But he's still

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: out there driving
his stolen whatever that car was

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Stolen

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: a Porsche.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: or purchased?
I don't know.

[Its Morbin Time]: I think the real thing that
you're saying and that Chris is both of you

[Its Morbin Time]: are saying is the main conflict
of this film, which is what is he going to

[Its Morbin Time]: do because he doesn't want
to kill people,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: does not get resolved. It
is completely left open-ended.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Not only is

[Give yourself a hand]: It's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it not

[Give yourself a hand]: not

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: get resolved,

[Give yourself a hand]: a problem.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it's ignored just

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: to have a credit
scene.

[Its Morbin Time]: and they even set

[Give yourself a hand]: It's cool

[Its Morbin Time]: up that

[Give yourself a hand]: because...

[Its Morbin Time]: he has to kill himself because
of this problem is so severe

[Give yourself a hand]: Yes.

[Its Morbin Time]: and they do not

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: acknowledge that or this
actual solution.

[Give yourself a hand]: No, it's cool because
they check off all the boxes by killing their

[Give yourself a hand]: mentor, having the evil
guy kill their collective mentor. And then

[Give yourself a hand]: he kills his girlfriend,
but before his girlfriend dies, his girlfriend

[Give yourself a hand]: lets him feed off him
so he can be on the red. And then

[Its Morbin Time]: Don't

[Give yourself a hand]: it's

[Its Morbin Time]: don't

[Give yourself a hand]: fine. Cause

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Don't,

[Give yourself a hand]: as

[Its Morbin Time]: make

[Give yourself a hand]: long

[Its Morbin Time]: the

[Give yourself a hand]: as...

[Its Morbin Time]: red

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: fucking

[Its Morbin Time]: a thing

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: don't do,

[Its Morbin Time]: don't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: don't do it. Ha

[Its Morbin Time]: do that don't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: ha

[Its Morbin Time]: do that

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: ha.

[Its Morbin Time]: The reds not a thing we're
not let that's not happening

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, this is not
it's not gonna fly here. It's not gonna echo

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: locate here. I'm
sorry

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay. But then, so as
long as people let him feed, it's fine.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, but he doesn't
want to kiss

[Its Morbin Time]: putting

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he

[Its Morbin Time]: people

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: says,

[Its Morbin Time]: let

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: People

[Its Morbin Time]: him feed.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: let?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: because he because
he says that when he's on the red, I'm sorry,

[Its Morbin Time]: Don't-

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: when he drinks

[Its Morbin Time]: Lucy,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: human

[Its Morbin Time]: I don't-

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: blood,

[Its Morbin Time]: no, don't you do it.

[Give yourself a hand]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Its Morbin Time]: Don't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he

[Its Morbin Time]: you

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: says

[Its Morbin Time]: do

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like

[Its Morbin Time]: it.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: something he said,
he said with every word is it awakens something

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: in me that wants
to hunt and wants to kill. So it's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: something

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: not a

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: primal.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: matter. It's not
a matter of like only drinking from blood bags

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: or whatever. It's
that human blood makes him want to kill. But

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: apparently that's
okay. If he drives out of the city for some

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: reason.

[Its Morbin Time]: but then he's still gonna
starve.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: Like they should

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: it

[Its Morbin Time]: have at least

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: makes

[Its Morbin Time]: had

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: no

[Its Morbin Time]: him

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: sense.

[Its Morbin Time]: at the end be

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: It

[Its Morbin Time]: like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: makes no sense.

[Its Morbin Time]: the decision, they should
have had him at least make the decision, I'm

[Its Morbin Time]: gonna kill people who are
bad. Like that's like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Right.

[Its Morbin Time]: his new

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: motive in life.

[Give yourself a hand]: I really thought that
when he's like the kids were talking about

[Give yourself a hand]: their lab whether I'm
making fake money He

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: What?

[Give yourself a hand]: was gonna like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh, you mean

[Give yourself a hand]: that

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: when

[Give yourself a hand]: was

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he

[Give yourself a hand]: where

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: calls

[Give yourself a hand]: he's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: himself

[Give yourself a hand]: gonna

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Venom?

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, when he calls

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah...

[Give yourself a hand]: himself venom for reasons

[Its Morbin Time]: Oh yeah, that landed.

[Give yourself a hand]: And even the guys are
just confused they didn't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: know venom

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: they

[Give yourself a hand]: was

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: were.

[Give yourself a hand]: which tracks

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Say,

[Give yourself a hand]: but

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: what are
you on crackhead?

[Its Morbin Time]: You're clearly not

[Give yourself a hand]: So

[Its Morbin Time]: venom

[Give yourself a hand]: he,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: I thought he was gonna
go, and that was the first thing, I was like,

[Give yourself a hand]: oh, I can use my powers
for good by stopping a lab, and I thought the

[Give yourself a hand]: lab was like a meth
lab or something. It's like,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Nope.

[Give yourself a hand]: it's a bunch of guys
sitting around in a highly intricate scientific

[Give yourself a hand]: lab, I guess making
fake money,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yes.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: and he just kicks them
out, now he has this new science

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: And

[Give yourself a hand]: lab.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he MacGyver's the
entire thing into like a blood thing for reasons.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: Ink, blood,

[Give yourself a hand]: well they had all the
parts there

[Its Morbin Time]: paper,

[Give yourself a hand]: so why not?

[Its Morbin Time]: skin, it's all the same.

[Give yourself a hand]: You know, it's how it
works.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: I thought he was going to
kill the wall. And I'm like, really? He's going

[Its Morbin Time]: to kill these guys because
they're being counterfeit money. That's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: like, that's not that bad.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah, that

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I mean, it's bad,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: took a
turn.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: but you could have

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: For the
better.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: found something
worse. But turns out it wasn't that at all.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: He just went to
the lab.

[Its Morbin Time]: That totally, that whole
scene was so weird too. He's like all jokey.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: I'm like, this character
hasn't made a joke before this scene or after

[Its Morbin Time]: this

[Give yourself a hand]: Nope.

[Its Morbin Time]: scene for the entire movie.

[Give yourself a hand]: None.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No, he makes one
with the cops when they say, oh, you look better

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: than you do on TV.
And he says, I have good days and bad. Pilar

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: is helped. Ha ha

[Its Morbin Time]: Oh

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: ha.

[Its Morbin Time]: yeah, Pilates helps.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah. I was like,
and, and

[Its Morbin Time]: that was like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: continue.

[Its Morbin Time]: well for me i was like well

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Fi.

[Its Morbin Time]: about time at the old dusty
trail like getting up

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Well,

[Its Morbin Time]: and

[Give yourself a hand]: I gotta

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yes

[Give yourself a hand]: echolocate my shit outta
here.

[Its Morbin Time]: it's like really my

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Well,

[Its Morbin Time]: like

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I guess

[Its Morbin Time]: hands

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'll go.

[Its Morbin Time]: on the knees

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: He tries.

[Its Morbin Time]: moment

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: He tries

[Its Morbin Time]: slap your

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: a couple

[Its Morbin Time]: knees

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: of jokes. He does
the whole she puts the coffee on the in the

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: sunbeam

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: and he goes, ah,
who not a kind of Empire is like, bro, you

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: can't joke. Just
shut

[Its Morbin Time]: Clearly

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: up.

[Its Morbin Time]: we're out in the fucking
daytime.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Christopher
Lambert would have done a

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: A better

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: lot

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: job.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: better

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: than

[Give yourself a hand]: Adam Lambert.

[Its Morbin Time]: I am Morbius.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: No,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yeah Adam.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Adam Lambert made
this amazing.

[Its Morbin Time]: Adam Lambert

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I would
have,

[Its Morbin Time]: would

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: But

[Its Morbin Time]: have-

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that

[Its Morbin Time]: actually

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: would have
been

[Its Morbin Time]: would

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a

[Its Morbin Time]: be good.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: tour

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I would

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: de force
performance.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: have wanted to see
Christopher Lambert now. Like, oh, Christopher

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Lambert playing
Morbius. It would be amazing.

[Its Morbin Time]: I know I look like an 85
year old man, but I am Morbius and I will be

[Its Morbin Time]: a vampire. Ah, ah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Why? Why

[Its Morbin Time]: ah. And

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: did

[Its Morbin Time]: we

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: he?

[Its Morbin Time]: are gonna compete in Mortal
Kombat.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Why did he turn

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mylo.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: like slightly southern
US in the end of that sentence?

[Its Morbin Time]: because I'm

[Give yourself a hand]: Happens.

[Its Morbin Time]: Morbius! And I hail from
the south. I am from

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Of Belgium.

[Its Morbin Time]: South Texas.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I hail from the
south of Belgium.

[Its Morbin Time]: No, I am from, uh, southern
Texas. Go Longhorns. Heh.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ha ha!

[Give yourself a hand]: Hahahaha

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Uhhh...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's just
how he

[Give yourself a hand]: All

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: speaks.

[Give yourself a hand]: right.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Vocoder.

[Give yourself a hand]: This is we've done it.
We've cracked the code on Morbius. We've asked

[Give yourself a hand]: the big questions, the
small questions, the questions. No one wanted

[Give yourself a hand]: to ask. We've answered
them.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: The questions nobody
wanted answered.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah. Why?

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Why Morbius is the question
that we'll go on

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: When

[Give yourself a hand]: and answer.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Morbius,
who

[Its Morbin Time]: I don't know what

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Morbius?

[Its Morbin Time]: to do.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: How Morbius? Um, listen,
if you have questions you thought we missed

[Give yourself a hand]: on this one, uh, or
more importantly, you have questions for our

[Give yourself a hand]: next episodes, feel
free to email us. Um, important information

[Give yourself a hand]: you'll need to know
is the next episode. What is going to be. For

[Give yourself a hand]: reasons we don't know
why.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hehehe

[Give yourself a hand]: Spencer.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Contractual obligations
it is.

[Give yourself a hand]: Spencer has demanded.

[Its Morbin Time]: Yes, Marvel reached out to
me and requested

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Ah.

[Its Morbin Time]: we do

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I

[Its Morbin Time]: this.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: don't know
if you should, can you say that? Okay.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Why not?

[Its Morbin Time]: They requested that we do
this for exposure.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmm.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Oh, I see. Is that
how we're paying them in exposure?

[Its Morbin Time]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: So, we're just gonna
watch Marvel movies to make up for watching

[Give yourself a hand]: a Sony movie. To balance
the palette if you will.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes,

[Give yourself a hand]: Now,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: cleanse
and balance.

[Give yourself a hand]: how we cleanse the palette
with quantum mania is anybody's guess.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Uh...

[Its Morbin Time]: So we are watching Ant-Man
and the Wasp Quantumania.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: quantum media,

[Give yourself a hand]: Correct.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: So what we're going
to try to do here as much as possible is we

[Give yourself a hand]: are going to watch movies
that are streaming. So everybody can watch

[Give yourself a hand]: them. You should be
able to get them at a relatively low cost.

[Give yourself a hand]: I believe this movie
was on Amazon Prime in Canada and Netflix in

[Give yourself a hand]: the States and Quantum
Mania is available on Disney, Disney Plus.

[Give yourself a hand]: So please feel free
to watch it. You can send us questions that

[Give yourself a hand]: you think we need to
answer for Quantum Mania. We have a podcast

[Give yourself a hand]: email and it is popcorn.
and plot holes at gmail.com. Just name of the

[Give yourself a hand]: podcast. Spelled all
out. All letters, no ampersands, no funny stuff

[Give yourself a hand]: in the middle. So send
us those questions and we will include them

[Give yourself a hand]: and give you a shout
out potentially if your name is clean and won't

[Give yourself a hand]: get us arrested

[Its Morbin Time]: Which is

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Hahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: by

[Its Morbin Time]: a big ask.

[Give yourself a hand]: police.

[Its Morbin Time]: It's a big ask.

[Give yourself a hand]: Just a big huge ask.
Maybe we'll skip it, who knows? Listen, this

[Give yourself a hand]: was fun. I had a good
time everybody.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: Did you have fun?

[Its Morbin Time]: This podcast

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah, it was

[Its Morbin Time]: was

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: much

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: better

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: much.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: than

[Its Morbin Time]: 10

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: watching the

[Its Morbin Time]: times,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: movie.

[Its Morbin Time]: I was going to say a thousand
times more enjoyable than what makes watching

[Its Morbin Time]: the movie almost, almost
worthwhile.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Tolerable, almost
tolerable, yes, I agree.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: But

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: we did

[Give yourself a hand]: you don't...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it for
you, so you

[Give yourself a hand]: Listen,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: don't have
to.

[Give yourself a hand]: the other option is
you didn't watch this movie.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: And you got to listen
to this anyways.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: I'm

[Give yourself a hand]: Hopefully it was

[Its Morbin Time]: And,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: true.

[Give yourself a hand]: a good time

[Its Morbin Time]: and

[Give yourself a hand]: for you.

[Its Morbin Time]: I envy

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: That's

[Its Morbin Time]: you.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the really smart
option.

[Its Morbin Time]: I,

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: I am, I'm jealous of you
who are listening and hasn't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Its Morbin Time]: seen Morbius. I'm jealous
of me pre-Morbius. Actually

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Its Morbin Time]: for the rest of my life,
there's will be pre and post-Morbius. That's

[Its Morbin Time]: how I'll dictate

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes.

[Its Morbin Time]: time.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's... that's...

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Post-Marbius is
going to be just a little bit sadder.

[Its Morbin Time]: It's the rest of my life
is post-morbius. Pre-Morpheus was glorious.

[Its Morbin Time]: That's so

[Give yourself a hand]: It's,

[Its Morbin Time]: sad

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm sorry.

[Its Morbin Time]: now.

[Give yourself a hand]: it was the best.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: We had it so good
and

[Its Morbin Time]: We

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: we

[Its Morbin Time]: had

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: didn't

[Its Morbin Time]: a-

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: know it!

[Its Morbin Time]: we didn't even know

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: so

[Its Morbin Time]: how

[Give yourself a hand]: We

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: many

[Give yourself a hand]: didn't

[Its Morbin Time]: good.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: wrong

[Give yourself a hand]: know.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: choices
that were all Morbius.

[Its Morbin Time]: PM man, pre-morbius.

[Give yourself a hand]: We did it for you,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: We

[Give yourself a hand]: probably.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: did.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Maybe.

[Give yourself a hand]: So please join us next
week when we are gonna do this all over again

[Give yourself a hand]: and tackle Morpheus
again.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Morpheus!

[Its Morbin Time]: No!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Morpheus,
the

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: We're gonna

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Morbius.

[Give yourself a hand]: Now,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: tackle Morpheus
into

[Give yourself a hand]: Morpheus.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: wall!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: penetrated

[Its Morbin Time]: Eh.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: our cerebellums
and we need we need to get this extracted.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: We should
probably watch quantumania four times to really

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: dig ourselves
out of the hole that is Morbius.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: Ant-Man and the Wasp,

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: starring in Quantumania,
is our next

[Its Morbin Time]: starring

[Give yourself a hand]: podcast episode.

[Its Morbin Time]: Morbius.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No,

[Give yourself a hand]: Starring

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: no, no.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Marvius.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Only one
Paul, one Paul Rudd is more than enough to

[Its Morbin Time]: More than enough?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: combat

[Give yourself a hand]: Well,

[Its Morbin Time]: Morbius than enough?

[Give yourself a hand]: sir,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: more.

[Its Morbin Time]: Hehehehe

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Don't

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: HAHAHAHA

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: do

[Give yourself a hand]: more

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it.

[Give yourself a hand]: reason enough.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You need
to,

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[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you need
to stop digging down Spencer.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Let it
out. Let

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Spencer,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: purge the
demon.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: you echo locate
those thoughts out of your head.

[Give yourself a hand]: Can

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Please.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Get

[Give yourself a hand]: I,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: off the
red, Spencer.

[Give yourself a hand]: can

[Its Morbin Time]: I can't...

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[Its Morbin Time]: Don't,

[Give yourself a hand]: echo locate

[Its Morbin Time]: Chris,

[Give yourself a hand]: this podcast

[Its Morbin Time]: don't

[Give yourself a hand]: out of

[Its Morbin Time]: do

[Give yourself a hand]: existence?

[Its Morbin Time]: it!

[Give yourself a hand]: Are

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Don't

[Give yourself a hand]: we, can

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: do it.

[Give yourself a hand]: we,

[Its Morbin Time]: The red

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Yeah,

[Its Morbin Time]: is

[Give yourself a hand]: can

[Its Morbin Time]: not

[Give yourself a hand]: we do

[Its Morbin Time]: a

[Give yourself a hand]: it?

[Its Morbin Time]: thing!

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: Matt,

[Give yourself a hand]: Spencer, don't move.

[Its Morbin Time]: Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry.

[Not That Kind of Vampire]: please, please end
our misery.

[Give yourself a hand]: We're echo locating
out of here. Join us next week. And man and

[Give yourself a hand]: the Wasp quantum mania.
It's more than time.

[Its Morbin Time]: No, no, no.