Matt (00:00.727)
Hello and welcome to popcorn and plot holes.

Spencer (00:06.046)
Woot!

Matt (00:06.167)
More? Less? Woot.

Chris (00:07.161)
Yes, what? In.

Luciano (00:08.352)
No, it's perfectly matte.

Matt (00:11.031)
perfectly matched. We watched 2018's Overlord. Hopefully you watched the World War II zombie horror movie and not the anime. If you did, things are gonna match up from here on out.

Spencer (00:12.638)
We want.

Luciano (00:13.504)
a matched match.

Luciano (00:25.184)
Yeah.

Spencer (00:27.454)
Sorry, Matt.

Chris (00:28.985)
Not to be confused with the 2018 Nazi overlord version.

Luciano (00:35.036)
there's that? my God.

Chris (00:36.153)
Yeah, yeah, Tom Sizemore, I believe.

Spencer (00:36.506)
Also, I must have missed it. I did not hear who this movie was a vehicle for.

Matt (00:38.391)
That's right, yes.

Luciano (00:43.776)
that's right.

Chris (00:43.897)
Bokeem Woodbine. Who you all got?

Luciano (00:48.768)
Pee -loo as beck.

Matt (00:48.919)
Chris stole my thunder.

Chris (00:52.057)
Sorry. You could choose another person.

Matt (00:55.447)
No, no, no, it's gone. It's too late. It'll never come back. It's the Gianni Toffer vehicle.

Chris (00:59.417)
I'm sorry.

Luciano (01:04.544)
Who?

Spencer (01:05.502)
He really took off after this movie.

Matt (01:05.719)
Paul.

Matt (01:09.431)
Actually, the one person that did stick out to me and I had to look it up, one of the random Nazi soldiers in the base is one of the main characters in Spencer Worseth's show, You Know You Were Loved. He was like the guy who got shot.

Chris (01:16.153)
Hmm.

Spencer (01:26.238)
yeah, the one with murder in different times.

Matt (01:32.183)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a great podcast we're doing here.

Spencer (01:34.59)
What was that called?

Luciano (01:36.498)
Murder in different dark?

Matt (01:38.551)
No, no.

Spencer (01:38.59)
No. Are you looking it up?

Chris (01:40.857)
big man in the little castle on the hill.

Matt (01:41.383)
I'm looking at, he's not in the top cast, so I have to go further, further into it.

Luciano (01:46.176)
This is riveting podcasting.

Matt (01:47.959)
Isn't it the best podcast thing? I'm really glad I brought it up. We're gonna figure this out. We're not leaving here and doing anything else until we find this guy's name. Bodys. Yeah, that's right. It was Bodys. Yeah, he just stuck out to me because in Bodys, it's a content episode arc and he's in like most of the episodes and I was like, why do I know this random Nazi soldier? So I had to look it up. Yeah. Yes, there we go. It says, Stephen Graham vehicle. See everybody that paid off. It was worth all of your time.

Chris (01:48.633)
Listen, all the time, all the time, you're welcome. The audience must know.

Spencer (01:55.678)
Bodies. It's called bodies.

Spencer (02:08.126)
Yeah, he's in a ton of stuff. Stephen Graham. Worth it.

Luciano (02:14.208)
Hahaha.

Chris (02:16.825)
I'm so relieved. I can finally sleep knowing that this knowledge...

Luciano (02:17.056)
Did it? Was it?

Matt (02:18.903)
It was.

Spencer (02:20.222)
What movie are we watching again? A 2018 Nazi vehicle. Wait, not... America's vehicle. Nazi vehicle? What? Mercedes?

Matt (02:22.199)
2018 Nazi vehicle, wait, America vehicle.

Luciano (02:26.688)
France vehicle.

Chris (02:27.065)
Nazi.

Matt (02:30.391)
France vehicle to motorbike. Let's talk about this movie. But first, let's introduce you guys with me as always Luciano.

Chris (02:30.745)
Which vehicle? Hey.

Luciano (02:41.248)
Yeah, I am here, allegedly.

Matt (02:45.367)
Great, good enough for me, Spencer.

Spencer (02:47.166)
Hello, I am recording from Quebec, so apologies if I sound more pompous than usual.

Luciano (02:51.36)
Ooh la la!

Matt (02:54.903)
You are representing the Pauls of this podcast.

Chris (02:55.033)
Interesting.

Spencer (02:57.314)
I'm better than you.

Chris (02:58.649)
Matt (02:59.467)
You could see the pompousness on Paul's face when the German Zola was spat on the hardball. Paul was just like, mm, mm -mm.

Spencer (03:03.498)
What is this?

Chris (03:09.913)
Satisfy!

Luciano (03:11.264)
Your spit does not matter to me.

Chris (03:15.193)
cambiaux croissants!

Spencer (03:17.278)
Hahaha.

Luciano (03:17.356)
I spit on your spit and I fart in your general direction.

Matt (03:18.432)
And with us.

With us as always is Chris as well. Hey Chris. Bonjour. We sent Chris, we sent Chris back to Montreal too for this French frog impressions. He's not allowed to come back actually.

Chris (03:27.417)
Ooh la la.

Spencer (03:27.982)
Was that a French? French was up?

Chris (03:30.667)
Chris (03:36.569)
Yeah.

Yeah, I had to start a whole second family and everything. Mega awkward paperwork.

Luciano (03:41.76)
Yeah, that's why he left.

Spencer (03:46.334)
There we go.

Matt (03:46.807)
Mm -hmm.

Yeah, that's how Quebec likes it. Keep your family French. Let's talk about Overlord. We always start on the positive end. We're trying to be positive about movies. We don't know where this is going to go. It could be bad, it could be good. But what did you guys like about Overlord?

Chris (03:51.545)
Mm -hmm.

Spencer (03:51.678)
Thank you.

Chris (03:56.921)
Shazam.

Chris (04:09.689)
I for one liked every time John Magaro was on screen who played like tippet, every time he was on screen I was just like BANGER!

Spencer (04:18.27)
Like, bang your head!

Chris (04:21.337)
because he was in hook remember guys I don't know which lost boy but I know this sucker was in it he's deliberately he stopped his IMDB yet in the early 2000s so motherfuckers couldn't connect the dots but this motherfucker connected the dots you know what I'm saying?

Spencer (04:29.262)
He's probably like I'm so sick of people saying bang rang to me that I needed to change my IMDB page

Matt (04:40.951)
All I know is that he's not Rufio. That's all I can tell you. And I don't know what the other Lost Boys were named, if I'm honest.

Luciano (04:45.344)
No, he's not Rufio. He definitely is not Rufio.

Chris (04:45.433)
True, Dante Basca.

Luciano (04:49.504)
Yeah, me neither. I only remember Rufio because of Rufio, Rufio. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Chris (04:50.041)
Yeah.

Spencer (04:50.91)
Rufio, Rufio, Rufio, Rufio.

Chris (04:53.273)
Rufio, Thudbutt, Pockets, Ace, Don't Ask, Too Small, Latchboy, and Nonath, but they don't have him credited there at all. He probably, yeah. I look at the picture of the cast and like he's in there. Shut the fuck up, everyone needs to think we're right.

Matt (04:53.399)
Yeah.

Luciano (05:03.552)
No nap.

Matt (05:05.047)
He's he feels like a two small.

Spencer (05:06.622)
It feels like a two -small. Yeah.

Luciano (05:08.224)
Yeah.

Wait, are we sure it's him or not just someone who looks like him?

Spencer (05:14.43)
We're putting this out into the zeitgeist

Matt (05:16.215)
Wow.

Luciano (05:16.344)
We're creating the conspiracy. Is this like Paul from Wonder Years being Marilyn Manson? Is it the same thing?

Chris (05:20.377)
That's right. Witness protection program.

Matt (05:22.327)
so, based on.

Matt (05:30.231)
Same thing. It's true. Don't look it up on your own time. Let's stay in this movie. He also had a ribbon move to suck his own dick. Also looked that up. Entertainment Weekly. Entertainment Weekly. The kid you're talking about, Chris, is James Matio and he plays Don't Ask.

Chris (05:30.585)
Whoa, what?

Chris (05:34.201)
Ho ho ho ho ho!

Spencer (05:34.398)
Go f -

Luciano (05:34.624)
Yeah, don't look it up on your own time.

Yeah. And he poked his own eye out.

Chris (05:40.025)
Ahahahaha!

Spencer (05:41.95)
Entertainment Weekly, the kid you're talking about with Chris is James Matio.

Luciano (05:48.672)
Eyyyy

Spencer (05:52.03)
And if he the same...

Luciano (05:52.16)
Just because he is vaguely Italian, you're racist is what we're saying.

Chris (05:52.697)
You're lying. You're lying.

Spencer (05:55.326)
And is he tipped or no?

Matt (05:57.239)
Well, let's see here, looking for tippet, looking for tippet.

Luciano (05:58.432)
No, John Magaro is tippin'.

Spencer (06:00.03)
I feel like that kid is like probably 40 something now.

Chris (06:03.097)
That's right, so he has to be here somewhere.

Luciano (06:04.192)
Yeah, you're probably right, because the movie is 95. Anyway, Matt, what I liked about this movie is I think my favorite scene was boys falling from the... because he didn't jump, he fell from the plane. But like the person being like second person, I guess you could call it. Just, you know, him going to your, you know, head over ass.

Spencer (06:06.27)
Yeah.

Chris (06:08.729)
I see him.

Matt (06:11.575)
Is that right?

Chris (06:20.825)
Yeah.

Matt (06:24.599)
Sure.

Chris (06:29.497)
So I'm going to...

Luciano (06:32.416)
and the planes exploding and him just trying to get his parachute to actually found that really, really well shot that scene.

Chris (06:32.537)
Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Spencer (06:40.35)
Yeah, it reminded me a lot of the opening of Lost, which is also J .J. Abrams. Remember the plane crash in Lost, the TV show?

Luciano (06:45.44)
What?

Luciano (06:49.216)
okay. Yeah, I see. When you said opening, I was like the intro, just went BOOM! It was like, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chris (06:49.433)
Yeah, bits and pieces, yeah.

Spencer (06:54.142)
Yeah, just the song and the text. No, but the plane crash from Lost. It was writing me that because I know it's like J .J. Abrams associated. My highlight is that the actor that played Paul was actually Elliot from E .T. Fun fact. I'm just saying. No, I liked the...

Matt (06:58.519)
Jesus.

Luciano (07:02.848)
Yeah.

Chris (07:10.681)
Good eye. Eagle eye Spencer. Always get cows on you, buddy.

Luciano (07:10.912)
Regrest in age? Regrest in age? Because... It was Benjamin Button, the actor.

Matt (07:11.223)
Hehehehehe

Spencer (07:22.814)
a good old fashioned gore in this movie. It was good. I've said this before on another podcast, I don't love CGI blood. And this movie did have some, but they also made the effort to do a lot of makeup prosthetics. And even the squibs they use on some of the gunfire stuff, it looked, it was like, it was refreshing to see like a more tactile gore in action. So respect. I tip my hat to you.

Chris (07:53.785)
What accent was that?

Spencer (07:54.974)
That was my Quebec accent. did my heart do you?

Chris (07:56.921)
Okay.

Luciano (07:59.456)
What the f... wha... wha... As... as... as... as every... as every Quebecan goes... wha... I don't know, I failed... it failed in the middle of... the word failed in the middle of...

Matt (07:59.959)
You need to keep working on it.

Spencer (08:01.854)
Whaa? He said pompously?

Chris (08:03.129)
Bye!

Matt (08:05.399)
Okay

Spencer (08:06.75)
Quebec? Quebec?

Chris (08:07.993)
Puth, puh, puht, eh, Quebeckin. It's actually, it's actually, I can help you. Luciano's right because the derivative is Quebeckian.

Matt (08:08.471)
Sorry, Luciano Quebecan?

Luciano (08:20.736)
That's what I tried to say, but it failed. It failed miserably.

Chris (08:22.297)
No, don't give them ammunition.

Matt (08:22.391)
First of all, it's Quebecer. Quebecois.

Spencer (08:22.482)
Both of those are wrong. Quebecois. I thought it was Quebecois. It's Poutine. It's Poutine. École.

Chris (08:29.305)
No, it's not. Where'd you learn that? Putin School?

Matt (08:33.143)
Yes.

Luciano (08:36.416)
You're the putain. You're the putain.

Matt (08:37.367)
Yeah

Chris (08:37.625)
See?

Chris (08:42.617)
I don't like the words that are coming out of your mouth right now. You better put some respect on my presence. Yo! What?

Spencer (08:44.766)
Heheheheh

Matt (08:45.271)
It doesn't matter. We don't need to. You should go on the streets of Montreal and figure this out.

Luciano (08:47.84)
Damn.

Spencer (08:49.374)
No, because I'm in Quebec the podcast has to be 50 -50 English and French. That's the law.

Matt (08:54.911)
Otherwise they arrest Spencer immediately.

Luciano (08:55.712)
No, no, that's that is only the law in New Brunswick not in Quebec. It has to be entirely in French.

Chris (08:55.801)
No, fuck that! If you don't...

Spencer (08:59.262)
Heheheheh

Chris (09:02.681)
Listen, additionally, if you wanna separate, go and do it!

Luciano (09:08.832)
no, no, Canadian politics in the middle of the fucking podcast.

Matt (09:09.175)
Wow, okay, that doesn't speak for our podcast at all whatsoever. No, I'm out of this. Let's get back to the world politics movie and talk about, hey, we're talking about Overlord 2018. It is. This is why he's kicked out. got him. Hey man, I would love to talk about what I liked about this movie. But first,

Spencer (09:12.03)
Hehehehe

Chris (09:12.537)
Go and do it! Go and do it!

Spencer (09:15.998)
Let's get back to the.

Chris (09:18.073)
My hair is pretty cold in that mouthfuck -

Luciano (09:22.528)
This is why you got banned. This is why you got banned from Montreal.

Chris (09:22.873)
huh

Spencer (09:23.158)
Yeah, speaking of Overlord, Chris is going overboard.

Luciano (09:28.424)
Eyyyy

Chris (09:28.441)
Word. Hey, I do love wood.

Spencer (09:34.91)
Yeah, let's hear it.

Matt (09:37.111)
Spencer, we gotta fix your fucking echo because when Chris yells, all I hear is Chris through your microphone.

Spencer (09:44.35)
How is that even possible?

Matt (09:46.091)
Do you have both headphones covering your ears or is one like propped open?

Chris (09:46.489)
Because me!

Spencer (09:53.15)
Is this better?

Luciano (09:54.656)
I don't think that that's what it is.

Matt (09:56.279)
Well, it's not going to be great if one is like open because when he talks, it'll filter out, right? When you hear stuff.

Luciano (10:03.512)
Maybe. Ahhhh! It's still echoing. No.

Spencer (10:04.926)
Is this better?

Chris (10:05.017)
So what he's saying is you should...

Matt (10:08.407)
Well, no, because Luciano just yelled and it came through. So like, either your headphones bleed the worst I've ever heard or there's something else at play.

Chris (10:19.225)
off my echo cancellation do you have well you can't you can't turn it on once it's off once it's

Spencer (10:19.23)
One sec. It's not. Echo cancellation only works for you.

Matt (10:22.103)
It's not... Echo cancellation only works for you.

Luciano (10:28.8)
This is gonna be fun.

Spencer (10:30.078)
How's this?

Matt (10:30.327)
And so...

Chris (10:32.473)
go ahead, sorry.

Spencer (10:33.214)
Better?

Matt (10:33.719)
AAAAHHHH!

Luciano (10:37.12)
You have to save that for later. That was a chicken dying.

Spencer (10:37.982)
You have to save that. Echoing still? Chicken Dye.

Matt (10:40.311)
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's like, it's like two seconds later.

Chris (10:47.577)
Actually, you know what the chicken sandwich.

Spencer (10:52.254)
Is it better?

Matt (10:53.687)
No.

Luciano (10:53.696)
No?

Matt (10:56.087)
It could just be your headphones are very cheap. I honestly don't know.

Chris (10:57.529)
Would you realize we're just yelling at Spencer and every time he's like, is it better?

Matt (11:01.943)
I

Spencer (11:03.23)
You guys just keep yelling.

Chris (11:05.753)
It's like a weird sketch from SNL that just shouldn't have left the writers room.

Spencer (11:06.59)
Weird sketch

Luciano (11:08.16)
Yeah, it didn't work and they left it in.

Matt (11:10.711)
So, the way to solve this...

Spencer (11:11.038)
Okay, what about this? Is this better? I turned my input out, down.

Chris (11:15.609)
Check, check.

check, check. It sounds, didn't it go down more?

Luciano (11:22.368)
I think it sounds better.

Spencer (11:24.542)
Yeah.

Chris (11:25.369)
But if he pulls his input down, will it affect his...

Matt (11:27.575)
Kaka! So it's, it's, it's, I think, here's the thing, I think your headphones might be shit, but if you've turned down your volume on your side, we're less likely to spike it.

Spencer (11:30.334)
It's, I think.

Chris (11:30.649)
It sounds different.

Spencer (11:37.95)
Yeah, I know you're gonna hit me when you...

Chris (11:40.313)
Are you going to be able to hear us? Okay. Check one, two, la la la.

Spencer (11:44.35)
I can hear you, it's my input that I turned down. So I don't know, because maybe my mic won't pick you guys up.

Matt (11:44.919)
Cause I -

What does that got to do with anything?

Chris (11:51.449)
Your input's your microphone, isn't it?

Matt (11:51.583)
Well, if, but so, okay. Can you do me a favor? Mute your microphone.

Spencer (11:58.878)
Okay.

Luciano (12:03.488)
Yeah, it's definitely his microphone. Somehow.

Matt (12:06.775)
So your microphone is picking it up. But the only way your microphone will be picking it up is it's hearing it from the headphones. That's the only way it could do it.

Luciano (12:12.576)
Are you sure your microphone is on the headphones and not on your laptop?

Chris (12:20.249)
I can't, we can't hear you. I don't know if you're talking.

Luciano (12:21.088)
We can't hear you at all, but you're muted. Yeah.

Luciano (12:28.288)
Yeah, yeah, so it's on the headphones. Yeah, I have yeah, so then it's just a shitty headphone

Chris (12:28.313)
Yes.

Matt (12:28.471)
Yes?

Spencer (12:29.502)
So, how's this then? Is it better? What about this? Is this better?

Chris (12:32.825)
We can hear you, but I didn't hear the... Now I hear it.

Spencer (12:38.854)
No, I just unplugged my headset.

Luciano (12:39.744)
Yeah, no, it's worse. It's much worse.

Chris (12:42.617)
It's because the can is off your ear?

Luciano (12:48.768)
No, no, that's never gonna work.

Matt (12:48.951)
So this could work, but you have to go tell Riverside you're not using a headset.

Spencer (12:49.534)
So I could...

Luciano (12:54.624)
Yeah, and turn on acro coescent elation.

Spencer (12:54.686)
Should I go get my AirPods?

Chris (12:55.961)
So he has to back, will they last one and two, will they last one and two, you'll have to back out and come back in, I think.

Matt (12:57.878)
I bet your AirPods would be a lot better.

Spencer (12:59.518)
I'll get my AirPods.

Luciano (13:04.48)
Yeah, but the AirPods is a good idea. Go get it. Yeah.

Spencer (13:05.118)
Yeah, I'll go get him.

Matt (13:06.967)
Yeah, that's fine. I think I.

Luciano (13:09.088)
I think Matt, Matt was using his and it was fine.

Matt (13:12.247)
It's fine. We got a little touch echo with his but not as bad as Spencer's is right now. I think his headset is just bad and doesn't, doesn't seal well. Cause it's the only way the sound would come through. And all the microphones bad too. Like the microphone is too like.

Chris (13:12.601)
okay.

Spencer (13:12.638)
I'm going to touch echoey with it.

Luciano (13:16.832)
was it? Yeah.

Spencer (13:17.054)
I think his headset is just bad. It doesn't seal well. Because the only way the sound would come through.

Chris (13:17.081)
Fascinating.

I really... Go on. Yeah. I wanna get... Go right, sorry.

Luciano (13:24.672)
Yeah.

Luciano (13:28.256)
It's the cap, but how like you would have to be the microphone would have to be too good.

Matt (13:31.895)
Just in a way, yeah. It's just, it's like bad in the sense that they didn't make a microphone to pick up only his voice, right? It's just open. It's fucking wide open. Yeah.

Spencer (13:36.062)
it's just like bad in the sense that they didn't make a microphone to pick up on his voice, right? It's just open, fucking widely.

Luciano (13:39.936)
Yeah, it's not a boom mic. It's like an area mic.

Chris (13:48.121)
I want to find a good knockoff air pod ear bud. That's not rake.

Luciano (13:51.936)
knockoff cheaper or knockoff just because you don't want it to be apple?

Chris (13:56.729)
cheaper.

Matt (13:57.719)
I use these anchor.

Luciano (13:58.336)
Okay, anchor, anchor.

Spencer (13:58.558)
I use these anchors Anchor I know! So they dig like, okay well that's sold! There's also the one that every YouTuber always... Raycon? Raycon, Raycon, I know of So I've had anchors for a long time and their quality is great and I'm not sure if I would buy this one Would you use it for work at all? Well no, I use this for work because I said it's a success But you could So the one thing I'll say about this set and you might not want to get it

Chris (14:00.377)
Anchor I know! So they did like, okay, well that's sold. Okay, great.

Luciano (14:03.584)
There's also the one that every YouTuber always promotes, Raycon, yeah. Because they're cheap as well.

Matt (14:07.671)
Raycon, yeah. So I've had anchors for a long time and the quality has been great. I've never had a complaint with them. And this version, well, no, I use this for work because I sit at this desk, but you could. So the one thing I'll say about this set, and you might not want to get it, it just might be mine. Sometimes when I'm talking to Laura on it, she can't hear me. So I don't know if the microphone on this one specifically, I know other people have it.

Chris (14:09.401)
Raycons I know of the... fuck.

Chris (14:16.217)
Do you use it for work at all?

Spencer (14:27.806)
It just might be mine. Sometimes when I'm talking to Laura on it, she can't hear me. So I don't know if it's the mic on this one's ability. I know other people have it in the Discord channel. I think Tamara and Alexa have the same version, so they don't have problems. I just like to see mine as bad. I really don't talk on my head about it.

Chris (14:32.249)
Matt (14:36.407)
And the discord channel, I think Kamar and Alexi have the same version and they don't have problems. So it might just be mine is bad, but I really don't talk on my headset that often. So it's not a problem for me.

Chris (14:45.593)
Okay. Okay. Thank you. That's exciting.

Spencer (14:47.454)
Okay, I might just try turning down my headphones so I don't hear you as loud. Just try screaming.

Luciano (14:55.904)
that is actually better.

Chris (14:56.153)
Wala!

Spencer (14:58.526)
Is that better?

Matt (14:59.735)
Yeah, that's good.

Spencer (15:01.438)
Yeah?

Chris (15:02.169)
And then, yeah, nothing happened. So you're clear.

Matt (15:02.359)
Yeah. Nothing happened.

Luciano (15:02.4)
Yeah, no echo right now. Yeah.

Spencer (15:05.246)
Okay, I just turned you guys down.

Matt (15:07.415)
Okay. Turn your, turn your input back up because when I edit you, I don't want to have to find that section. Yeah. One more time.

Spencer (15:10.942)
Yeah, okay.

Yeah, turn me up. Okay, try screaming one more time.

Luciano (15:13.984)
Blow it up. Yeah.

Luciano (15:18.472)
A little bit, but it's much better. Yeah.

Matt (15:19.255)
a little but but not bad so I think it'll be manageable except for Chris now it's fine I think this will work it doesn't have to be perfect like five people listen to this but it's just like it was it was it it was bad no the problem is is like three of us one of us doesn't fucking subscribe to the podcast

Spencer (15:26.494)
I could try my headphones, I'm just worried they're gonna die mid show.

Chris (15:30.361)
Don't risk it.

Luciano (15:34.048)
Yeah, and for us.

Spencer (15:38.942)
Yeah.

Spencer (15:42.686)
Who?

Luciano (15:42.784)
Really? I do.

Chris (15:43.769)
Do do do do do do.

Matt (15:44.759)
No. Spencer.

Chris (15:48.825)
You haven't answered yet. You didn't answer yet. He still hasn't answered. He's not sorry. I got it. It's a DocWalks order. It's a customer issue. I've got to address it. Sorry, guys. Well, back to the podcast.

Spencer (15:52.094)
I do.

Luciano (15:52.288)
subscribe.

Spencer (15:56.478)
Ha ha ha!

Look at my subscriptions.

Luciano (16:01.248)
This is all I have. Subscribe. Yeah.

Chris (16:03.533)
yeah? Yeah, we get proof.

Spencer (16:04.286)
Yeah.

Matt (16:04.855)
I got a shit ton.

Luciano (16:06.752)
Yeah, I know you listen to like, this is a podcast about how to remove splinters from my eye or whatever.

Chris (16:09.881)
What is that?

Chris (16:13.817)
Wait, he didn't do that. He just pulled it up. He just pulled it up. He just typed in, what the hell is it, Popcorn? And he's your library of search results.

Spencer (16:17.982)
No, it's in my library!

Spencer (16:22.558)
Ha ha.

Matt (16:23.735)
That's the only podcast that I have to scroll. Now, to be fair, I don't listen to half of them very often.

Chris (16:26.393)
So here and then.

Luciano (16:26.72)
Yeah, I only have those four and I really only listen to one.

Chris (16:31.225)
Right?

Matt (16:32.375)
Yeah, it's not us. Anyways, no worries. I'm glad we all proved that only us listens to our podcast. That was very excellent. Okay. Let's get back into this. I'm going to kick off where I tried to leave myself off in saying what I liked. So I'll give it like five seconds and dive.

Luciano (16:34.4)
No, it's not us.

Chris (16:35.961)
See, that's good.

That's right. Cause if we don't listen to our own shit, who will?

Luciano (16:42.368)
All right.

Spencer (16:54.91)
My camera, my light looks like I'm like the cop interviewing someone.

Matt (16:59.319)
It's almost like we want to start the podcast.

Chris (16:59.833)
I can't do -

Spencer (17:02.238)
I thought there was going to be a countdown again.

Matt (17:04.535)
Well, I was just letting five seconds run off of silence. Spencer. Bye. More.

Luciano (17:04.608)
No!

Chris (17:05.017)
We're still rolling. We're still rolling.

Spencer (17:06.398)
sorry.

Chris (17:18.489)
hahahaha

Matt (17:19.927)
Hey Bruce, hi please, you're worse than Spencer.

Luciano (17:25.983)
I could not have been more perfect.

Matt (17:27.231)
We really are. Alright. Bye.

Chris (17:28.249)
This is why we are connoisseurs of comedy. Anyway.

Matt (17:37.783)
You know, the thing I liked about this movie, really, like it's the opening, you know, you see enough of World War II movies and they all kind of do the same thing, but I think it was Luciano, your point of like, no, it's Spencer's, the falling down of the airplane. It's kind of both of you, I don't know. It's been a long time since we talked about this. I'm drifting. Don't worry about it. It'll never make sense to you listeners, but for us, it's been a long time.

Luciano (17:57.888)
Are you? Yeah.

Matt (18:06.871)
But it's just the opening scene, you know, even from like the, they play the stereotypes well, like the fucking sergeant resin, Bokin Woodbine.

Chris (18:15.797)
Yeah. Yeah.

Luciano (18:16.16)
you mean discount Dave Chappelle?

Matt (18:19.575)
I mean, I guess. That feels racist.

Chris (18:20.697)
I see why you would say that, but Bokey... What?! You should have said Bill Burr, bitch, because now you activated the trap card!

Luciano (18:22.336)
Why? Why can I do that with Bill Burr and not Dave Chappelle?

Spencer (18:23.422)
Thank you.

Spencer (18:28.414)
You know why.

Matt (18:31.255)
Yeah, listen, you're going to find out later if we ever happen to talk about people that were harmed by the Nazis in said movies.

Luciano (18:31.264)
Hahaha!

Luciano (18:39.552)
yes. Anyway.

Matt (18:42.711)
But you know, it's fun. Like, and even the way he like, the way he gets killed is just like, shit. Like it's a little bit of fun and like that whole was a different way to view it. I haven't seen it that way of like, it's slightly different, right? So it was fun, a fun way to jump in the movie, even like the, the title cards overlaid being in like the old time war propaganda movies think was a nice touch to, to frame the movie. So I really enjoyed that mechanism.

Luciano (18:47.808)
Yeah.

Chris (18:48.249)
Yeah

Luciano (19:01.472)
Yeah.

Luciano (19:05.504)
I felt like that scene of the plane when they start getting shot, it felt a lot like the boat scene in Saving Private Ryan when they're getting shot getting in the beach. So I thought it was a nice sort of counterpart. Yeah. Yeah. Much more hell than ungentlemanly warfare.

Matt (19:12.283)
Yep.

Chris (19:13.785)
Yeah.

Matt (19:16.631)
Yeah. War is hell.

Chris (19:17.529)
Brutal, by the way. Chopped! Wow, yes.

Spencer (19:19.998)
Yeah, scary.

Matt (19:21.271)
But also, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. how many, how many, that would have worked.

Chris (19:24.201)
Let them cook.

Spencer (19:27.23)
They should have just thrown cheeky barbs at the Nazis.

Luciano (19:30.048)
Yeah, and they died when they got hit by the barbs.

Matt (19:34.295)
They did. How many allied soldiers died in untimely warfare?

Chris (19:34.905)
So bad.

Luciano (19:41.536)
None.

Chris (19:42.873)
boat, one gunship I think. Well sorry, not allies, they were the Brits, sorry. So we mean allies. There was none.

Matt (19:43.639)
Zero. yeah.

Luciano (19:44.192)
yeah, true, one vote.

Luciano (19:50.176)
Well, they are allies, the Brits were allies.

Spencer (19:51.582)
Ritzer allies? What are you talking about?

Matt (19:51.991)
Are you?

Chris (19:53.305)
Allies of themselves, they were being attacked.

Matt (19:56.695)
Chris, who are the allied forces in World War II?

Luciano (19:59.392)
Clearly clearly

Chris (20:00.409)
Motherfucker, this ain't a history lesson. Get back to the movie.

Spencer (20:02.494)
You should know that though.

Matt (20:03.031)
It's kind of important.

Chris (20:04.921)
What's important are these nuts.

Spencer (20:08.19)
boy.

Matt (20:08.567)
Okay.

Luciano (20:08.928)
Are those nuts allied or axis?

Chris (20:12.473)
What the fuck are you trying to... I don't think I like the words coming out of your mouth.

Spencer (20:17.726)
We are going to war against Chris's nuts! Not! If I see... We will fight them on the beach.

Matt (20:20.247)
Hahaha.

Luciano (20:21.44)
We'll find him in the beaches, we'll find him in the streets, we will never surrender!

Chris (20:21.465)
They're pro level, it ain't too much. We will... We will release them! BAAAA!

Matt (20:28.167)
So overlord We watched this movie. Let's talk about the things that other things you'd liked didn't like Interesting questions. I will kick us off I gotta ask What the fuck was voice up to like he want to die because like he knows it's a secret institution and And immediately he gets in and sees they're doing some freaky shit, and then he continues to touch everything everything

Luciano (20:30.976)
Yeah.

Chris (20:46.329)
Alright.

Luciano (20:56.)
I have expected him to try, like to taste the tar when he was sticking it. I was like, is he gonna try that shit on?

Matt (21:01.015)
Ha ha ha.

Chris (21:02.105)
No, no, no, no, no, no,

Luciano (21:15.104)
on the gums? Yeah.

Matt (21:15.639)
Yep.

Matt (21:24.439)
Sarge? Sarge? That's zombie tower Sarge.

Luciano (21:26.336)
Again? Zombie time again.

Spencer (21:28.446)
Hold on, let me just try that again. Just to be sure.

Chris (21:32.953)
You know what, sir? This zombie, mm, this zombie tart tastes like chicken, sir. Sir?

Luciano (21:35.808)
Yeah. Reminds me of that scene in Brooklyn 99 with the pimento showing them how to snort cocaine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he had a death wish, Matt.

Matt (21:43.863)
Yeah, yeah.

Chris (21:46.137)
Remind me how that go again.

Spencer (21:49.31)
yeah, I mean, he, but it's not just the, the, the tar tasting that he did. He also put the open syringe he found in his pocket. I don't care who you are.

Luciano (21:58.048)
Yeah, just the huge, like a huge fucking ass ring.

Chris (21:59.481)
Yeah, what the?

Spencer (22:01.79)
I don't care who you are or where you're from. You innately know not to put an open syringe in your pocket. You're born with that. Is Needled Up that much better?

Chris (22:02.649)
When it came out of, yeah, go, go.

Luciano (22:09.728)
Well, yeah, like needle down, needle down too. A little better and this is not like going up against your leg every time you step on something.

Matt (22:10.359)
It's massive too!

Spencer (22:20.926)
Yeah, but if you bend over, it's going right in your belly.

Matt (22:21.335)
Yeah, but yeah. This is a good question. Which way is better? Needle up or needle down? Because needle up, I've... Now it's not the question. The question is needle up or needle down. Needle up feels like if you trip or run into a wall or you're fighting a Nazi, it's going in you. At least needle down, a little less likely to get stopped by it.

Luciano (22:23.808)
True.

Chris (22:23.961)
Yeah.

Spencer (22:26.686)
Ha ha!

Luciano (22:28.16)
Needle nowhere, leave it away from your fucking pockets.

Spencer (22:30.366)
Yeah.

Chris (22:40.121)
Yeah.

Luciano (22:42.656)
Well, it depends on the angle, like every time you take a step, it will stab you on your knee.

Spencer (22:42.878)
I think that you could.

Spencer (22:48.19)
What if you put it sideways with the needle protruding out of your pocket?

Chris (22:51.801)
sideways.

Matt (22:53.975)
Like back, but backwards.

Luciano (22:54.176)
to each side, back or forward, yeah.

Spencer (22:55.902)
Yeah, like backwards, not forward. So it's kind of going out into the left if you're going in your left pocket, you know? And then you almost have like a stinger.

Chris (22:59.129)
What does that mean?

Luciano (22:59.168)
That's probably the best one.

Matt (23:03.115)
So it just talks a little to the left or does it hook to the right?

Chris (23:04.025)
if it's out, okay.

Luciano (23:05.568)
like like perpendicular, like perpendicular, like a like a like a hedgehog squeal or something.

Spencer (23:09.022)
Yeah, yeah, so it's like poking out.

Matt (23:13.527)
Sideways.

Spencer (23:15.038)
Yeah, it's like a natural defense.

Chris (23:15.961)
see, you're close to the real and true answer. You tape it to your back between your shoulder blades, and then you can't needle down, by the way, so that it's like you can still fight and run without worry of what... I feel like you guys are aiming the location on the legs. Yeah, that's what I was hearing.

Spencer (23:30.43)
I thought -

Luciano (23:35.136)
Yeah, because he doesn't have a pocket in the middle of his back.

Matt (23:38.199)
Yeah, how do you tape something to your back by yourself?

Chris (23:38.777)
Easily. Easily. You get done. See? Yeah.

Spencer (23:41.63)
You ask a Nazi to help you.

Matt (23:43.095)
You know what? You know what, Chris? I know this is an audio podcast. Fucking do it right now, bitch. Show us.

Luciano (23:44.)
Yeah, I get it.

Luciano (23:49.472)
Yeah, go grab something, tape it to your fucking back. Needle down! He actually went. He actually went.

Matt (23:53.559)
Christmas is gone. We're looking to you this podcast while Christmas is gone. Just stab myself. Yeah.

Spencer (23:58.43)
We need a narrator. I want him to come back with a butcher knife that he tapes to his back. Just to prove his point.

Matt (24:05.335)
I'm sorry.

Luciano (24:06.368)
Like a cleaver.

Matt (24:10.135)
Christopher's point. But yeah, I really wonder like what his plan was there. Like obviously he's acting on instinct and that's like you got to check out some stuff and maybe not know what the tower is, but like, I don't know, man. Like you're in a Nazi facility and you find a syringe full of liquid and then you... Yes, people getting... Yeah, monstrous people. And he sees...

Spencer (24:26.014)
He also saw, before that, he saw like monstrous people. So he knows something bad.

Luciano (24:32.704)
He saw a woman speaking with no lungs, that was amazing. Yeah.

Matt (24:34.967)
Yeah, it's just a spine. Yeah.

Spencer (24:37.534)
Not just no lungs, no butt, no shoulders, no neck, no, no...

Matt (24:40.151)
Nothing, that's fine.

Luciano (24:40.8)
Yeah, shit, like a voice was really powerful.

Matt (24:44.983)
Magic. All right, he's back.

Spencer (24:45.118)
That's true.

he's got a butcher knife.

Luciano (24:49.536)
He did get a bra with your knife. We might lose a member of this podcast in this endeavor.

Matt (24:51.671)
Alright, where do you continue the audio ports on this podcast? But well, you know what? Listen, if he it's fine. He's only got to count himself. Anybody got 911 on speed dial?

Spencer (25:02.366)
We will keep you updated on the progress as we go.

Chris (25:06.841)
The best part is that I actually had some green tea before I came to the mic.

Spencer (25:13.246)
Is that gonna help you when you're bleeding out?

Matt (25:13.399)
Great, I'm sure that'll help.

Chris (25:19.097)
Keep talking, you'll see how it progresses.

Spencer (25:19.934)
Yeah.

Matt (25:19.991)
I'm sorry. We were letting the sounds fill the audience's ears. All right.

Luciano (25:21.568)
We're riveted.

Spencer (25:24.83)
Chris has proceeded to, fuck up the duct tape. He's trying to show how easy it is.

Chris (25:25.417)
no, I fucked up the duct tape.

Luciano (25:26.88)
He wants to tape something to his own back, he doesn't know how fucking duct tapes work.

Matt (25:31.735)
You know what, Chris? You just got shot by a Nazi trying to untangle your tape.

Chris (25:32.089)
Not.

Spencer (25:35.07)
Heheheheh

Chris (25:36.441)
But I'm behind the boxes and crates because I'm trying to bring the evidence back to the boys.

Matt (25:39.575)
But yeah, they heard that really loud tape riffing.

Spencer (25:43.294)
Yeah.

Luciano (25:43.648)
Yeah. And then they heard you go, fuck I fucked up the tape.

Chris (25:46.201)
I don't...

Matt (25:48.471)
you

Chris (25:49.145)
I don't need your negativity when I'm trying to demonstrate how to tape something to your back with duct tape while in a... What? Okay, well then I will just continue. You know what? I'm just... You know what? Keep trying. Keep trying.

Matt (25:54.135)
We don't want you to succeed, just so you know.

Spencer (25:56.894)
The Nazis heard that tape and they're like, did you hear someone taping a syringe to their back?

Matt (26:03.095)
That's...

Luciano (26:03.744)
Again? They're taping it again? Yeah.

Chris (26:03.993)
That's right.

Matt (26:09.031)
All right, here we go. Tariffs are up.

Spencer (26:11.102)
Okay, tarps up.

Luciano (26:16.576)
He's gonna stab himself in the ruler.

I have the very same that's very similar. yeah. Perfect. Perfect Chris. That is very safe and nothing is bad. It's gonna happen

Matt (26:24.375)
I'm pretty sure he just got an icy serum in his butt, yeah.

Spencer (26:26.618)
I'm pretty sure it's injecting your anus right now.

Luciano (26:31.74)
Yeah. Who needs to walk? He injected himself. Sure.

Chris (26:33.497)
That's how you do it and then you're good to go. And now look, look.

I'm safe. I'm alive.

Matt (26:41.911)
I really hope that our recording software Riverside actually got the video on that. It was a bit choppy for me, but if it's all real, maybe that's how we launch our YouTube channel.

Spencer (26:51.838)
Yeah, you gotta see this in person.

Matt (26:54.743)
this this happening you can send it to this podcast I don't know this movie overlord we're talking about boys I don't know what he's up to he I guess he could have taped it to his back based on the demonstration we had he's he wasn't any more likely to get injected that way than the way he carried it

Chris (26:54.841)
I did not consent to this. Yes.

Chris (27:07.769)
See?

Spencer (27:08.062)
Yep, check in mate.

Spencer (27:13.694)
I don't know why he didn't just hold in his hand, but to be fair, you know, if it were me.

Matt (27:18.359)
to each their own.

Chris (27:18.393)
He was helping the Rosenfeld when he was going out, wasn't he? No? Okay, well, let's mix them up.

Luciano (27:21.568)
Well, he hadn't found him yet.

Spencer (27:21.65)
If it were me, I would have snapped off the metal piece, because I'm not planning to inject it into anybody. I just want to know what it is.

Matt (27:23.351)
Yeah. No.

Luciano (27:27.744)
The needle, the needle, yeah.

Matt (27:33.367)
I actually don't know if I'd do that because I feel like if you did that you'd just smash the syringe. It's fucking 1940s. They don't have like... It's a fucking thick ass syringe, right?

Spencer (27:43.358)
Maybe.

Chris (27:43.705)
Yes, but when you have an evil Nazi lab of scary zombie science, right, with scary science and equipment, you think they would spring for syringe covers so that the staff or this lead scientist, mm.

Luciano (27:43.776)
Yeah.

Matt (27:51.607)
Evil Nazis?

Luciano (28:01.6)
No, the Nazis don't care. Listen, if you're not a researcher, you're a, if you're not a researcher, you're a volunteer.

Spencer (28:04.158)
Nah, they don't give a, they don't care about works, workers' safety.

Matt (28:10.007)
Let's just take a quick recount of what the Nazis have done in this movie. We don't even want to go to the whole war.

Spencer (28:18.334)
just, I just, before we move on, I just wanted, I settled it. He should have squirted the serum into his mouth and then just kept it there and not swallow.

Matt (28:25.175)
Didn't swallow. He was fine. Yeah, great. I like it. So the Nazis kidnapped all the people from the town, murdered a bunch of them, lit a bunch on fire, transmuted at least one. Well, I was, you know, okay, I was getting there. I didn't know how to go in a certain order. Tortured them.

Chris (28:27.385)
Mm. Yeah, this bit into a mug or croissant.

Chris (28:38.745)
you

Luciano (28:39.296)
Not before torturing them.

Luciano (28:47.072)
They usually, usually it goes torture then death because if you try to torture someone who's dead, it doesn't really work. Yeah, and death is a third option that we have to consider in this case. You're right. Yes.

Matt (28:51.671)
Well, but these people were undead, and so who knows when the torture happened and the death - it's very confusing.

Spencer (28:54.686)
Yeah, who knows? The order could be.

Matt (28:58.743)
It's all in there. Multiple situations of rape. Do you think they care about lab safety?

Chris (29:04.121)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Luciano (29:04.608)
yeah.

Spencer (29:08.286)
Guys, I'm started.

Chris (29:08.825)
Well, if they want their projects to be successful, well, you got to think about HIPAA in these streets.

Spencer (29:14.494)
I'm starting to think these Nazis aren't very good guys.

Luciano (29:14.528)
What a hippo.

Matt (29:17.335)
I think that's true and let's continue discovering in this movie how bad these Nazi people are. So we've gotten past Boyce, his death wish I guess.

Luciano (29:17.6)
Yeah.

Chris (29:19.161)
Hmm.

Luciano (29:25.984)
like licking everything in that fucking church.

Matt (29:29.783)
Well, I mean, I guess the question is, is voice fearless or scared of everything?

Luciano (29:34.24)
I think he was just like completely out of his element and not thinking. That's...

Spencer (29:36.062)
or dumb.

Matt (29:41.175)
Right, is he, does he have, is shell shock? No, that's more like Vietnam terms, right?

Chris (29:41.433)
He did, go ahead.

Chris (29:47.257)
He had bits of it. He had bits of it and he depicted that so well. Yeah.

Luciano (29:48.96)
Well, yeah, he could be so shocked after, but...

Matt (29:52.087)
No, no, but what's the World War II term? Because shell shock, I think, was like Vietnam's term for PTSD.

Spencer (29:57.63)
I think they were shell shocked for World War II as well.

Luciano (29:59.296)
Yeah, it was Xiao Shock before. There was a operational fatigue in the middle, but that was later. It's Xiao Shock. I'm pretty sure it's Xiao Shock.

Matt (30:04.767)
Okay. Cause he basically sees the, that vampire, sorry, he wasn't a vampire, that zombie dog, and he runs away from it and jumps in the back of that car, right?

Spencer (30:16.126)
Well.

Luciano (30:16.288)
Yeah, and out fucking out runs the dog too. That's that's something

Spencer (30:19.294)
Maybe we're looking at it wrong. Maybe it's just because this is the 40s. They thought that you could eat metal and it would increase your intestine.

Luciano (30:32.8)
They did?

Spencer (30:32.83)
So maybe they just, remember guys, this is pre -COVID. I don't know if you're aware of that. So they're not as cautious about.

Matt (30:33.111)
Did they?

Matt (30:37.207)
Mm.

Luciano (30:37.216)
Not really.

Chris (30:37.529)
Hmm.

Matt (30:40.087)
I mean, that's a question. Is this the precursor to COVID?

Spencer (30:45.374)
It's just... Look into it guys! Nazi Germany was in Wuhan! Look it up!

Luciano (30:46.984)
80 years in the making.

Chris (30:48.985)
The zombie, the zombie tar serum. Mm -hmm.

Matt (30:51.031)
Yeah. Yeah.

Chris (30:55.801)
And if that's the case, and if that's the case then like, like someone's got to do something with that post -secondary education because they were not successful.

Luciano (30:57.536)
Jesus.

Luciano (31:09.408)
In what way were they not successful? in science.

Chris (31:10.617)
in science and in zombie science.

Spencer (31:16.286)
Were these zombies?

Luciano (31:16.8)
Yeah, the zombies weren't like, they weren't very like useful to them because they kept them all locked down. Yeah. I see. I see. But that was the late in the war already.

Matt (31:16.855)
Worth it though.

Chris (31:23.737)
Dirt.

Matt (31:24.791)
Who? The Nazi zombies? Yeah. Yeah, cause they... Well, yeah, but that's, you don't need to go to the zombie soldiers early in the war. You're kicking the shit at everybody. Right? It's when things turn, go bad, then you gotta start getting creative.

Spencer (31:25.534)
Well, it was early stages.

Luciano (31:37.888)
Fair.

Chris (31:38.841)
Yes. And okay.

Spencer (31:41.886)
This is also when Hitler was deep in his meth cycle.

Chris (31:45.561)
-huh.

Matt (31:46.071)
I believe they termed that the occult quote cycle instead of meth, but same.

Spencer (31:51.006)
I believe they were shockingly side by side. But they did.

Luciano (31:54.432)
I go hand in hand.

Matt (31:54.455)
I don't know how I don't know how they mixed Yeah, it's just a weird coincidence, I guess

Spencer (32:02.686)
It's just tweaking, peeing like, we gotta get the devil on our side.

Luciano (32:05.28)
Speaking of, you know, speaking of Nazis and Ocel, can we just for a second say that a better name for this movie would have been Wolfenstein, the movie. If anybody here played... I like it, I like it.

Chris (32:17.273)
Hmm, why? What do you mean? Why do you say that?

Matt (32:17.527)
Wolfenstein colon overlord. Yeah. What do you mean, what do you mean? Have you never played Wolfenstein?

Luciano (32:24.576)
You've never played any of the Wolfenstein games? Yeah, so that's, this is just like, imagine this movie in game form. That's basically what Wolfenstein is, is the Nazis doing your code shit and one guy, well, one guy who isn't, you know, eating tar and stabbing himself with needles, but otherwise going through the thing, wrecking shit up.

Chris (32:26.969)
Honestly, I have not. So I've heard of it.

Chris (32:36.665)
Okay.

Matt (32:48.439)
Secondly, we had a crew helping him.

Chris (32:48.825)
Okay.

Okay.

Luciano (32:52.192)
Who? BJ Blazkowicz? yeah, but that's in the 60s. It's an alternate universe. Yeah. Because the Nazis win and all that shit, right? I'm talking about like the OG, like Wolfenstein 3D that didn't even have head bob, so it looked like you were floating as you were traversing the level.

Matt (32:54.167)
Yeah, and the modern Wolfs & Steins.

Matt (33:00.407)
that's, that's fair. Yeah. Anyways. Yeah.

Matt (33:11.607)
Yeah, listen, it's a very accurate portrayal of Nazi soldiers, you know what? He was born in the 60s, just like, okay, just like you. No, I was born way later than you.

Spencer (33:12.574)
How old are you?

Luciano (33:15.36)
I'm old.

Luciano (33:19.328)
Just like you then! Yes! Yeah, all hold 28 days after me.

Matt (33:27.319)
so many days later. Enough days for the zombie virus to run through your system.

Spencer (33:27.774)
I don't know.

Chris (33:29.017)
28 a reminds me of a move

Luciano (33:32.864)
Truth. Truth.

Chris (33:33.913)
See? He had it coming.

Spencer (33:35.838)
He was born 28 days later. That's right. Wait, I'm talking about the zombie movie. Why would I be talking about the Sandra Bullock movie?

Matt (33:36.535)
Any other wait is that which ones the center bullet just 28 days?

Chris (33:42.137)
28 days. Well, everybody cares. Because no one cares more than Sandra, than the movies that Sandra Bullock makes. And we all want to see those.

Matt (33:44.055)
Yeah, yeah.

Luciano (33:47.136)
The Cillian Murphy one?

Matt (33:53.943)
So is Sandy B's movie 28 days later or 28 days?

Spencer (33:56.574)
No, Sandy Bees movie is 28 days. The sequel to that movie is 28 days later.

Matt (34:02.039)
Yes. So what's the.

Chris (34:03.097)
And the third one, and the third one's called 28 Days Too Late.

Spencer (34:07.198)
No, well there is a sequel to 20 Days Later called 28 Weeks Later?

Luciano (34:10.848)
Yes.

Matt (34:11.191)
Yeah. And they're doing a, they're talking about doing a third one.

Spencer (34:13.918)
called 28. I think it's 28 years.

Luciano (34:13.92)
28 months.

Matt (34:16.567)
I... I... I... I think it's 28 years.

Chris (34:19.385)
I have it on high authority that Woody Allen is coming back into the light, penning the next sequel of Sandra Bullock's Smash series and they're calling it 28 times 28. And yeah, 28 times 28 equals second pandemic.

Luciano (34:31.104)
28 centuries.

Luciano (34:37.28)
I thought you're gonna do the math.

Matt (34:37.655)
Hey!

Spencer (34:37.822)
I thought this movie was called 28 Equals 2 Old.

Luciano (34:42.336)
Yo, this movie is called Overlord, bitches.

Chris (34:46.617)
The movie title is called The Proposal is actually a blind date with 28 days minus The Lost City minus Oceans 8 and Bird Boxes.

Luciano (34:57.888)
See, this is what happens when you tape a ruler to your back. You start seeing shit, nonsense. It's the serum. Yeah.

Chris (35:02.293)
I've removed it. I've reached my destination.

Matt (35:03.255)
It's, it's the metal is seeping into his bloodstream making him go crazy.

Spencer (35:06.11)
No, he taped a real syringe full of God knows what. And our point that it didn't work is proven right now.

Luciano (35:13.92)
haha

Matt (35:14.039)
I just want to remind everybody that we need to stop casting known sexual offenders and predators in movies, Chris.

Chris (35:24.985)
Who said that the movie was real and who said that he wasn't operating from within the confines of a facility that's actually a prison?

Luciano (35:35.488)
What?

Spencer (35:35.806)
Guys, remember the movie Overlord?

Matt (35:36.087)
No one. No, apparently we don't.

Chris (35:40.985)
Yeah.

Spencer (35:42.59)
I liked when they shot Nazis.

Matt (35:44.567)
That was great.

Luciano (35:45.696)
Yeah.

Chris (35:47.321)
I liked when the Nazis got blowed up by C4.

Spencer (35:50.558)
Yeah, I mean.

I liked watching Nazis die. And I will say that the bad guy in this was hilarious.

Chris (35:54.137)
C4.

Matt (36:01.783)
Waffner? Judge Waffner?

Luciano (36:03.36)
Well, wait, what? Judge what?

Spencer (36:04.83)
He was cartoonishly evil and I respect that in my Nazi villains.

Matt (36:06.751)
Yeah. Yeah.

Chris (36:10.457)
Which Greyjoy was he, eh?

Luciano (36:10.752)
But it is a perfect cast too because he plays Yaron Greyjoy in... right? And I don't know, like, I can't imagine that guy, P 'lu Aspac. He can't play like a good guy. There's just no way.

Chris (36:14.905)
There you are, yeah.

Chris (36:25.465)
This will be the twilight of his career and then he'll blow us all away and then he'll die and he's like, I always leave one in the chamber.

Matt (36:32.663)
That's why Overlord was the Twilight of his career, even though it was before Game of Thrones.

Chris (36:36.633)
No, no, no, no, sorry. It's when he plays a good guy at the end of his career.

Luciano (36:38.944)
Zduring, Zduring.

Matt (36:42.711)
Uhhhh

Luciano (36:43.776)
yeah, I mean that could happen.

Matt (36:46.583)
shit, he was Batuu in Ghost in the Shell.

Luciano (36:48.768)
Yeah, he was. But then you can barely tell. You can barely tell. No. There's no good guys who ghost in the shell. They're all fucking weirdos. So.

Chris (36:49.657)
Yes!

Matt (36:50.711)
So he wasn't, he wasn't, he was, yeah, I mean, that's fair. He wasn't a bad guy per se.

Chris (36:55.033)
Mm -mm.

Matt (36:59.799)
Did I watch fucking any of these movies? He was in fucking, No, he was in Aquaman and the... Yeah, well, Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom. He was fucking in that movie too.

Luciano (37:02.784)
Hahaha!

Spencer (37:03.454)
We watch Ghost in the Shell, I think, for the podcast.

Chris (37:06.521)
We did watch.

Spencer (37:10.27)
Who was he in that? He was fucking in that movie? I don't remember that scene.

Chris (37:10.361)
He's fucking in that movie? He - Peel - Peel - Cortex fucks, okay.

Matt (37:13.143)
He was cordax.

Spencer (37:16.414)
Who the fuck is Cordex?

Luciano (37:16.448)
yeah! He's a villain, right?

Matt (37:22.071)
The pictures he's like one of the he's like one of the main villain guys like the the

Luciano (37:22.272)
Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's good at playing. That's like Ed Skyn, Admiral, Admiral Noble. Like he can't play a good guy. This guy is the same.

Spencer (37:28.766)
The CGI green guy? Okay, what? This is not -

Matt (37:30.487)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Spencer (37:34.622)
Matt, I'm begging you to rerail us.

Matt (37:37.911)
Spencer, would you like to talk about this movie, the Filu Asbeck vehicle? Overlord. All right. Great. Let's talk about it. We have talked very little about this movie. The movie centers around the serum that is used to turn people, I guess, not alive people so far into as as

Luciano (37:38.112)
Oooooh!

Spencer (37:46.526)
Yes. Yes.

Spencer (38:06.11)
No.

Matt (38:06.999)
Judge Waffner calls it a thousand year soldiers for the thousand year rike.

Luciano (38:08.736)
Judge Waffner.

Chris (38:12.089)
Judge Waffner.

Matt (38:13.911)
You gotta dehumanize the enemy.

Chris (38:19.609)
Y 'all know, I say, I come to you and I would, and I'd like to position and petition clemency. Please let us blow up this tower. Y 'all.

Luciano (38:20.32)
Alright.

Matt (38:26.167)
Thanks for watching!

Matt (38:33.719)
I think the judge is going to deny that judge because he's a German Nazi. Furthermore,

Luciano (38:33.984)
What? Yeah.

Matt (38:41.303)
What is the actual plan here? For like... No, no, no. Well, I mean, no. The Nazis. Like what...

Luciano (38:48.384)
The Americans?

The Germans.

Spencer (38:54.59)
I mean, the first biggest hole, I think, in the serum plan is that they...

Chris (38:55.033)
Mm -hmm.

Matt (39:02.359)
Hey man, are you jumping to plot holes? Is that where you want to be right now?

Spencer (39:06.842)
I thought, didn't you just mention serum?

Luciano (39:08.128)
We haven't gone there yet. No, he's just talking about what the plan was with the nuts is you're jumping the shark here

Chris (39:10.937)
He did mention serum.

Matt (39:15.095)
Yeah, man.

Chris (39:15.161)
Okay, so then, okay, I interpret it the same way, okay.

Spencer (39:15.486)
well, yeah, well, you know, I'm not a -

Matt (39:19.319)
Normally I say, hey, let's talk about our plot holes. I don't know if you've been on this podcast before.

Chris (39:20.057)
Hahaha!

Luciano (39:21.344)
Yeah, it's almost like we do this every week guys!

Spencer (39:21.598)
Okay.

Chris (39:25.401)
Listen. Listen.

Spencer (39:26.75)
Serum's pl - Okay.

Matt (39:27.031)
Hey, why don't we talk about the plot holes in this movie?

Spencer (39:32.254)
I'm glad you brought that up.

Matt (39:32.471)
Spencer, I heard the serum creates a couple of blood holes.

Spencer (39:37.182)
I would agree with that and I would say unprompted that the biggest plothole with them is that they want to make immortal soldiers but they only try it on the dead. What possible reason could the Nazis have on not trying it on live people? Like the morality?

Luciano (39:37.92)
Whaaaat?

Chris (39:53.753)
Hmm.

Luciano (40:00.576)
Yeah, that's a very good question.

Matt (40:04.599)
Yeah.

Spencer (40:05.374)
They don't think it's okay to do human testing trials. That doesn't exactly track.

Luciano (40:12.832)
But even even if that were the case like okay, let's say they tested on the dead and stuff works What are they gonna do? They're gonna kill every German soldier and then inject them with like what's the plan there? In Argentina in Argentina, yeah

Spencer (40:21.154)
No, they wait till they all die of natural causes and then they have just geriatric Nazi zombies. Yeah.

Matt (40:31.287)
But what if, and this is not saving them from the blood hole of the serum because they never explained anything, but what if their purpose is just to bring all the dead German soldiers back to life so they could replenish their army?

Luciano (40:38.112)
No.

Chris (40:45.401)
Hmm, that's possible.

Spencer (40:45.662)
But what if they tested it on a human and found out that they created the solution to immortality?

Luciano (40:55.616)
Yeah.

Matt (40:55.831)
I really like that you said human like Nazis aren't human because that's true and it's good to have a distinction in there.

Spencer (40:58.814)
Well, I mean, they're not. Like, why not? You gotta think that the live trials would have preceded the dead trials. Where do you even start?

Luciano (40:59.904)
Yeah. Yeah.

Luciano (41:08.736)
Yeah. And the doctor says that they never had, they had never tried it on a live person until...

Matt (41:16.151)
We don't know when they started testing this. And I think the bigger concern here is probably how they got to anywhere near the serum. Because if you think about it, yeah, like it's a great story. It's like, there's a Ziva Black Tar. First of all, they're like, we found the Black Tar. Okay. And the second of all, it was like, we just, we just had to refine it through French citizens to get it to be a potent serum.

Luciano (41:29.824)
How did they find out about the tar?

Luciano (41:43.936)
Yeah, you need a steady diet of baguettes for the serum to work.

Chris (41:44.217)
Ruh -huh.

Matt (41:46.487)
WHAT?!

Chris (41:50.553)
Mm -hmm. The filtration system requires a lot of carbs and nobody eats more than...

Luciano (41:56.288)
Yeah.

Spencer (41:57.598)
Yeah, it's the wine. My children needs wine. Yeah, I mean, I imagine that like the first step would be like animals were dying and then falling into this tar. So they found these animals that were like all like fucked up, formerly dead animals. And they're like, they must have, they must have, and they had a tar on them. So like the tar must have made them.

Matt (41:58.199)
Carbs and wine.

Luciano (42:00.256)
Wine!

Chris (42:03.801)
Yeah

Matt (42:04.727)
That's where it breaks down, right?

Matt (42:12.791)
Yeah, because they showed that dog, right?

Luciano (42:13.856)
They showed that, yeah, that jackal with hooves or whatever.

Matt (42:20.183)
Tart up.

Chris (42:22.457)
Tired up. Tired up.

Spencer (42:27.518)
come back from the dead, but that's quite a leap to being like...

Let's condense this into a urine sample.

Luciano (42:35.264)
I was going to say, yeah, like what I understood was that they were using the tar on the people and then extracting their blood, I guess, or something.

Matt (42:45.655)
Probably makes sense. Is that why they were pumping it into Rosenfeld?

Chris (42:49.465)
Were they pumping in or pumping out?

Spencer (42:49.502)
Luciano (42:49.6)
Maybe.

Matt (42:51.991)
Nah, I'm pretty sure it was in because they had like that thing was sewed into him. Yeah.

Luciano (42:53.856)
Yeah, because there was like a fucking huge like pipe going into him that that voice removes.

Spencer (43:01.662)
And there's also those people in the ball sacks that were the zippers.

Matt (43:01.783)
But that feels like they were just.

Matt (43:06.025)
Yep.

Luciano (43:07.136)
yeah, forgot about that, yeah.

Spencer (43:08.382)
So those were probably the people that were, they were, and they were in TAR in those satchels. So they were stewing.

Luciano (43:14.016)
Yeah, because the doctor and Judge Wagner, they both say that, you know, they needed the French people to distill or whatever the serum. Yeah.

Matt (43:14.935)
So are they dead?

Matt (43:26.999)
Yeah, which makes no sense. Cause like, what is actually distinct between the French and like anybody? And wine.

Luciano (43:34.56)
Baguette! And wine! Wine!

Spencer (43:36.318)
Fan, Fan when? We already covered this. So the, so.

Chris (43:41.337)
It ain't come up.

Matt (43:42.711)
I mean, that's where the serum falls apart, right? It's like, it's one of these things where it's like, it sounds spooky and it's like, yeah, you take this serum and you turn into a zombie and like, you go fucking crazy. But like, as soon as you think about it was black tar underneath the city and then they pushed it through French people and they distilled this juice. And it's just like, what?

Luciano (43:59.464)
Who knew that French people work so well as sieves?

Spencer (44:03.07)
also.

Spencer (44:07.806)
I imagine there had to be a conversation where they were like, yeah, we've injected these dead people. They come back, but they're monsters who want to kill everything and their heads are detaching from their necks. That's not good. And then someone must've been like, well, maybe it doesn't work so great when they're already dead. Maybe we should try it on someone who's alive. But they didn't. So.

Matt (44:23.031)
Right?

Luciano (44:23.872)
Yeah.

Luciano (44:33.44)
Yeah, but he didn't. Yeah.

Spencer (44:35.87)
And then I assume they said, that sounds like Jewish propaganda. Take him to the tar factory. But sir, he's not French.

Luciano (44:41.652)
They would say that. They would say that. And also, it seemed like the serum had random effects depending on who you injected on and where, I guess, you add. I don't know what the variables might be, but like.

Matt (44:47.223)
Can you?

Matt (44:54.711)
Yes.

Matt (45:00.951)
Well that's, that's the -

Chris (45:01.177)
the potential age of the subject as well because like look at chase like he he turned into like a box of shredded wheat and then yeah

Luciano (45:06.208)
Yeah!

Luciano (45:10.528)
Yeah, but super strong and everything.

Matt (45:12.951)
To be fair, Boyce turned them into the box of shredded wheat.

Luciano (45:15.488)
Yeah.

Chris (45:17.209)
I didn't say he boy chased it himself.

Spencer (45:17.438)
But also, what happened to that ant lady? Was she...

Chris (45:22.105)
Yeah.

Matt (45:22.603)
Well they said that she experimented on her but they were never more explicit than that.

Luciano (45:23.2)
That's the thing.

Luciano (45:28.)
Yeah, so I think she was one of the people who were inside like the sacks.

Spencer (45:28.702)
So is she post injection?

and they just let her go? That's nice.

Matt (45:33.335)
Yeah. Why no? Well, yeah, no, I'm pretty sure Chloe had to pay a price to get it released.

Luciano (45:35.52)
Yeah, just let her go to Weez to death.

Chris (45:36.089)
for real.

Luciano (45:43.136)
Yeah, I have to one, yeah.

Spencer (45:43.294)
mmm straight up some pokemons

Matt (45:47.286)
Yeah, yeah.

Chris (45:48.153)
You know, as many Chinese as it takes. How many Chinese does it take to release a WW2 prisoner? You're on it.

Spencer (45:53.31)
Your aunt?

Luciano (45:55.968)
Can we not like minimize rape, please?

Matt (45:59.639)
I'm probably gonna skip this whole thing.

Chris (46:01.497)
He said Pokemon cards, so like I thought we switched up the currency altogether.

Matt (46:03.479)
Yeah!

Luciano (46:06.976)
Let's take a hard ride here.

Matt (46:07.415)
just moving along. Nothing to see here. The serum, the serum is the plot hole here, not the Pokemon cards. And so this, because that gets me to a question I was gonna ask, you're talking about Luzi, I was like, how does it work on people? Because at the end, Waffner opens up all those like, they almost look like little crematorium slots. And they let out all these soldiers who look fine in terms of...

Spencer (46:07.582)
Yeah.

Luciano (46:15.392)
Yeah.

Luciano (46:29.248)
Yeah.

Luciano (46:34.816)
Fine for a zombie made with tar. Yeah. Yeah.

Spencer (46:38.046)
For the audience, they look like Wolverine Origins' version of Deadpool.

Matt (46:38.135)
Yeah, like -

Luciano (46:41.952)
Yes, the holy shit you're right. Yeah, that guy that that chases Chloe it gets fucking Barbecued looks exactly like like Deadpool in Wolverine art

Matt (46:42.391)
Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's exactly what it was.

Matt (46:54.711)
100%. So like, that's just it, right? And he has no arm and you know, I actually that guy's a pretty effective like character in the sense of like, he's like, you know, bloodlust and craze and he's using his like broken arms like to stab her and stuff. Like that was cool. The whole thing of that was cool. But the serum I'm just like, I start to...

Luciano (47:09.44)
Yeah.

And the guy that she has a gunpoint tries to get her like to say, your brother is here, right? And push her in. He got fucked. I love that. It was like, no, no, no, you go in there. You idiot. Yeah. But like the person who was inside that cell or whatever that was, was also like, I guess, looking for brains, but not in the same way. So to me, the main thing that got me was like, okay, so what are the actual effects? Because when...

Chris (47:20.057)
Yeah.

Matt (47:20.311)
Yeah. Yeah.

Chris (47:22.617)
Yeah, I wasn't expecting that. That was a good one.

Luciano (47:40.991)
When Chase gets injected, he still seems like himself to an extent, but he kind of goes crazy, right? Pretty quickly he can start bending his fucking neck 180 degrees or whatever. But with Waffner, he just goes like, okay, now I'm super powerful and it heals me and...

Matt (48:02.199)
To be fair, Waffner's alive and Chase is dead. So there is a line there that Denmark could have different effects.

Luciano (48:08.032)
Okay, fair, that's fair. But then it goes back to Spencer's question, who's muted, you can cut this. But then it goes back to Spencer's question of why wouldn't they have ever tried on a living Frenchman? Why would they only test the undead people?

Matt (48:25.591)
You guys gotta let that question go. We're coming up with the serum plot hole, not why didn't they test it on live people. Yeah, great question, why didn't they?

Luciano (48:27.552)
Hahaha!

Luciano (48:32.544)
Fair, okay. But it's a different question, yeah, you're right.

Matt (48:36.855)
Slightly different question, unfortunately.

Spencer (48:39.166)
I think that the main serum plot hole is why didn't they test it on living people?

Matt (48:46.455)
You sit up a bit.

Luciano (48:47.532)
Right? Why didn't they? It makes no sense.

Chris (48:47.993)
Hehehehe

Spencer (48:52.574)
No, it's, yeah, it just seemed like at what point when you're testing them does that constitute a success? Because it seems like the result of the test, of the serum was the same thing.

Luciano (49:01.472)
Yeah, that's a good question.

Matt (49:03.159)
Yeah, they yeah, they touch right he stabbed them one of those guys and they immediately killed him after he came alive So

Luciano (49:09.376)
Yeah, that's true.

Because he didn't really like he's like had a few spasms and then kind of got inert, I guess.

Spencer (49:20.318)
Maybe the plan was just to have soldiers carry these serums in their open pockets, naturally, and... or tapes to their backs. And whenever a soldier, a fellow soldier, Nazi, would die, they'd just inject them and just send them on the battlefield. Good luck!

Luciano (49:25.664)
Or are taped to their backs.

Matt (49:25.723)
Hard tip to the back.

Chris (49:25.817)
Hmm.

Chris (49:37.305)
Hmm.

Luciano (49:38.592)
That would not be necessarily a bad tactic to just throw random zombies at like... You'd be callous enough for Nazis to do it, I would say.

Chris (49:47.481)
Mm -hmm.

Spencer (49:50.75)
I mean, they were given their soldiers like in real life, weren't they like giving them speed and meth and stuff on the battlefields?

Matt (49:56.407)
Yeah, but that's that's fine. That's what. If meth was good enough for Hitler, why would it be good enough for the rest of the soldiers? Yeah.

Luciano (49:58.304)
And that was also not just the Nazi, so.

Spencer (50:01.966)
It's good enough for me. I mean it's that

Luciano (50:04.32)
Hahaha!

Chris (50:04.985)
Yeah.

Spencer (50:06.27)
That's not be bad talking math.

Matt (50:07.575)
no, but like, I think, I think like the challenge with the serum, I think is as it's presented to us, it feels like you can't give it to anybody because look at Chase, Chase was their buddy and they gave it to him and he immediately went psycho and tried to murder everybody. And so like, if you're going to have these super soldiers, you want to have like a smidge of control over them.

Luciano (50:07.584)
Yeah.

Chris (50:28.985)
Yeah.

Luciano (50:35.328)
Yeah.

Matt (50:36.311)
Even for Nazis, they would have a little control, be like, go kill in that general direction, please, don't come this way. Yeah.

Luciano (50:41.44)
Yeah, just point them, right? Like a hose.

Chris (50:44.505)
There's a dip. I think there's a thin.

Spencer (50:44.958)
Nazi Zombie Hose?

Matt (50:47.127)
Yeah.

Luciano (50:47.248)
Yeah. Yeah. They would do that.

Chris (50:48.601)
Zombie, zombie, zombie.

Spencer (50:49.47)
They're just shooting about.

Chris (50:52.505)
zombies. Well there's a...

Spencer (50:54.398)
Yeah, they could be just dropping Nazi zombies from planes over bed instead of bombs and they just drop them and they run throughout the city.

Luciano (51:02.688)
Yeah, but it's interesting because the way that Waffner talks about it when he's talking to Ford, he says, you know, a thousand year Reich needs a thousand year soldiers. So it seems like the plan was to create some sort of an immortality serum, but then how did they know that the stupid tar going through French baguettes would actually generate like it? There's no through line.

Matt (51:30.615)
You guys didn't want to answer that question. You wanted to focus on why they didn't test it on live people.

Spencer (51:32.254)
No, it's obvious. Listen, the first, the way they found out about it, no, what happened was a French man and, it sounds like I've set up to a joke, a French man and a German guy walk into a tar pit.

Luciano (51:36.736)
Nobody asked that question. It's the first time I heard that question today.

Luciano (51:47.328)
Hahaha!

Chris (51:47.449)
Both are chefs.

Spencer (51:48.702)
One melts a la Raiders of the Lost Ark, the German obviously. One comes out smoking a cigarette, sipping wine, feeling fine.

Matt (51:52.983)
Great. Yeah.

Matt (51:59.543)
WAN!

Chris (52:00.185)
and tar tar no sipping sipping wine or whatever you said and then well I was gonna make the other one edible the tar thing edible but that's okay like cheese edible char cheese

Luciano (52:02.304)
Chipping tar?

Matt (52:06.295)
Tarwan.

Luciano (52:13.024)
You think that... What? WHAT?!

Spencer (52:13.246)
Moving on. But then he comes out and he's good. And then the Nazis are like, hey, this stuff doesn't kill the Frenchmen, but it's too strong for Nazi blood, even though they're where the supreme race turns out their Nazi blood's too weak for the tar. So they have to weaken the substance by siphoning it through the Frenchmen.

Matt (52:13.782)
Edible tar wine.

Chris (52:28.985)
Too rich for my blood.

Matt (52:30.807)
Mm -hmm.

Luciano (52:38.88)
Mmm. Baguettes, yes. Yeah.

Chris (52:39.961)
Baguettes.

Matt (52:41.015)
French people and wine.

Spencer (52:42.814)
I'm gonna need a pickaxe.

Chris (52:44.697)
Think about those baguettes. Those motherfuckers is long and like weedy, weety.

Spencer (52:48.222)
Chris... nailed it.

Matt (52:50.903)
It sounds like you just called all the French people long baguettes.

Chris (52:57.433)
and long baguettes and wheatie. Don't forget the wheat, the wheat.

Spencer (52:57.47)
and weedy.

Matt (53:00.183)
and weedy. Yeah, I mean, that's what I want to taste in my bread is the wheat. Probably.

Spencer (53:03.134)
So I think I made some good points which Chris tried to destroy, but I think that's a good answer for why.

Matt (53:09.943)
Well, listen, I think Chris just needs his own opportunity here to express his views on the serum and we can tear his apart to get back at him.

Chris (53:21.529)
Well, listen, the baguettes are perfect because it's a multifaceted culinary journey and victory when we think.

Luciano (53:32.096)
Bread. Bread is a multifaceted culinary journey.

Matt (53:34.487)
there.

Spencer (53:35.23)
I think it's the least.

Chris (53:35.769)
Yes it is. Have you opened it? Have you opened it after?

Matt (53:38.999)
Chris, you're supposed to be the not white person on this podcast and you're talking like the whitest person on this podcast. Bread is delicious. Pepper too spicy for my taste, but bread, perfect.

Chris (53:43.673)
Yeah.

Bread is great. You could put... No, no. Bread and pepper. Furthermore, have you put malt liquor on your bread before, motherfucker? That's right. Furthermore, now that he's back playing a trope, something about this racism don't cut that link up that jam. So, now then, the serum, exactly, who were the real Nazis? Take a look at the mirror. Anyways, the... Well, the answer is the Nazis.

Spencer (53:54.142)
Okay, there he goes.

Matt (53:54.423)
Okay, thank you. There you go. Now he's back. Thank God.

Luciano (54:01.44)
Jesus Christ!

Matt (54:03.447)
You

Spencer (54:05.022)
with real Nazis.

Matt (54:12.855)
Cya.

Chris (54:15.449)
So the serum just made me uncomfortable because I expect problematic concoctions that birth zombies to be a lot more viscous. Like every time they showed, yeah, every time they showed the ser, right, it looked like something that came from adajamba juice meets booster juice. Like I don't care for your peach cocktail, sir, that you tell me has.

Luciano (54:29.44)
it looks like some kind of juice. Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

Chris (54:44.793)
all kinds of micro -fat -o -nutrients. Listen, I don't need that. I just want to get, I asked for orange juice. So next time you decide Nazi scientist to goddamn make a, help me guys. I'm kidding. I know exactly what I'm saying. The next time you hire a scientist.

Luciano (55:00.308)
Just watching a man slowly sink into quicksand.

Matt (55:00.887)
hahahaha

Spencer (55:07.806)
I think what you're trying to say, Chris, is the Nazis were trying to create...

Chris (55:09.881)
No, I know what I was gonna say. For comedy, I wanted to pretend that I didn't have it, but what did you want to say?

Luciano (55:13.792)
Aha, right. Of course. Yeah. Very convincing. Yeah.

Spencer (55:13.95)
it's not right, yes.

Matt (55:18.871)
Maybe I'll cut that all so it'll be much more convincing.

Chris (55:21.305)
Yeah! But that was the cheese. It wasn't viscous enough. It looked like whack juice that I don't want to spend $18 for. I wanted to have some oomph. I wanted to be scary. But it wasn't. It was just this object that happened to be taped to some guy's back without injuring him and traveled from point A to point B and carried the story and ourselves, the audience, with it. To the fans of R .E .S .T.

Spencer (55:22.398)
This

Matt (55:41.527)
I'm sorry.

Matt (55:47.991)
So, okay, so normally in these plot hole things, we'd like to do a little cleanup to maybe improve the movie to some degree. So how, let's care, methods of caring, we covered that. On your back, taped to your back, use duct tape, be really loud, Nazis can't hear you. So that's solved. But the rest of the serum and how it plays out in the story, how are we improving this just to make it a little bit more believable or like, at least make us not look at it and be like, what?

Luciano (55:53.408)
Yeah.

Chris (56:19.129)
I think the entire cast should stop trying to break, and this is a basketball, a street basketball hooping term, the cast needs to stop breaking the audience's ankles every time there's a moment where you feel like the tension is building and then someone's reaching and stabbing and it's not the serum. Every time I thought it would be the serum but it was always a knife or knife into a pillar or a knife into your prisoner's leg or.

Luciano (56:47.36)
So the way we fix the serum is by not talking about the serum?

Chris (56:48.185)
the foreshadowing of the brass knuckle.

No, the way to fix the serum is to stab everyone with the serum. Then they would have learned sooner. They would have learned something instead of all that foreshadowing.

Luciano (56:59.456)
I think one of the things that I think would help is if the effects were somewhat consistent or at least they explained the inconsistencies. Like why does it turn some people into zombies and cadavers or into zombies? Others just like fizzle, others become catatonic. Like there's like a bunch of different things that happen there, right? And...

Matt (57:01.495)
He's not wrong.

Chris (57:07.929)
Which effects though, which effects?

Chris (57:13.977)
There you go, okay.

Chris (57:26.393)
or Cheesesteak Deadpool, okay.

Luciano (57:27.04)
Barring the whole, okay, injecting on the living is a different thing. But I think it would have been better if, well, I would have liked it better if also if it got out of their control. So when the Americans invade the church and started like running around opening places, like if the zombies started going after the Nazis, like because they are completely uncontrollable and everything. Like, so.

Chris (57:50.489)
Mm -hmm.

Luciano (57:55.744)
I guess make it more like a zombie movie a little bit where like the zombies are the real threat to everyone, Nazi zombies even more.

Chris (58:00.089)
you

Matt (58:01.367)
Yeah. Rain.

Spencer (58:03.966)
Maybe the zombies were the real villains. I think that, I mean, I think the best way to fix this problem is you don't make the cause of the Nazis, I mean the cause of the zombie stuff, tar, that's randomly below France. You make it like straight up like a cult. Like they have the book of the dead and they like learned how to use it to make zombies. But they,

Matt (58:07.479)
Maybe they were the real villains.

Luciano (58:09.056)
The Nazi zombies were.

Chris (58:09.337)
in order to.

Luciano (58:22.944)
Yeah.

Luciano (58:29.216)
I see.

So magic, not sci -fi quote unquote.

Spencer (58:34.558)
Well, yeah, magic to like make the zombies, but then the Germans wanted to, they knew that something in the zombies makes them not die. And they were trying to do science on them to figure out what part of the made them immortal to use it on themselves.

Luciano (58:40.16)
weaponize it.

Matt (58:47.607)
I, I semi to, to yes, maybe you Spencer. I think that, I think the tar is okay. It's, it's the filtering through French people that lost me. Cause like, you could just explain the Nazis stealing these people to experiment on them. That's fine. You didn't have to make it any more complicated than that. Right? You find some evil tar, people fall into it. They mutate and they turn into zombies. Great.

Luciano (58:48.544)
We wanted to hellboy this.

Luciano (59:01.44)
hahahahah

Matt (59:17.079)
Now you're capturing people and testing, putting the tar into them to see what happens. Perfect. The idea that they found this tar, I can believe it. The idea that they figured out how to refine tar to make this zombie juice. It's like, what? Why? Yeah, cause like they're Nazis. They're like the pinnacle of evil. Everybody knows Nazis are evil and do evil shit. So if you just give them evil thing, they're going to experiment on people because they're evil.

Luciano (59:32.128)
It's the extra complication that does nothing.

Chris (59:44.729)
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Luciano (59:45.856)
Yeah. Especially if they found sad thing, especially when they find sad thing in like a small French town when it's already occupied by Germany. Like, yeah, it's just, okay, we have a pool, a selection pool of experiment subjects here. That's true. Yeah.

Matt (59:47.159)
What refining it through French people did?

Matt (59:55.307)
Yeah.

Chris (01:00:05.529)
the opportunity.

Spencer (01:00:06.206)
Maybe they just wanted, maybe they're just Nazis and they just wanted to fucking fuck some French people up because they're horrible.

Chris (01:00:12.441)
Hmm. I think.

Matt (01:00:12.599)
That's fine. But, imply it.

Luciano (01:00:13.856)
Yeah, but don't make it, I think what Matt is saying is don't make it required to go through baguette French people before it becomes a serum.

Spencer (01:00:20.286)
No, but maybe that maybe it wasn't required and that was just a lie that the doctor said so he could do more evil shit. He was like a lie to his bosses.

Matt (01:00:20.695)
You don't need to...

Chris (01:00:23.193)
Ha ha ha ha ha!

Matt (01:00:27.639)
Yeah, but like, why tell me that in a movie? I can't detect it's a lie.

Spencer (01:00:34.654)
I don't know, what am I?

Chris (01:00:36.217)
The bridge to this is a bit more exposition and in order to do that you would have to take a chunk out of a reasonable chunk out of the movie. Like instead of as much as I like the opening scene and like parachuting and like getting all that like just like the shock of war period as much as I liked it, it could have easily started with the... But this is in like the chasm from...

Luciano (01:00:55.904)
No, don't take the good part of the movie out.

Chris (01:01:04.025)
The chasm from the beginning of the movie to when we are introduced to zombies is too great. So much so that it makes it hard to believe that they pulled it off and the reasons for it. Like it was only after Waffner like injected himself twice did he like spill the beans. Like we're trying to make immortal soldiers. Like that's way too late for us to fear the plan. They should have shared their plan a bit earlier.

Luciano (01:01:10.496)
True.

Matt (01:01:27.463)
I agree, Chris, I agree with the idea that we hear the plan earlier, but I actually appreciate because they are dropped in and this movie is happening at near real time, like it's just one night, right? I like that we're discovering at the same time they're discovering it. I don't need a scene ahead of time to be like, there's going to be zombies they're going to find. But you're right in the sense that like the zombies show up halfway through the movie, later than halfway through the movie.

Chris (01:01:42.649)
Okay.

Spencer (01:01:51.198)
Yeah.

Luciano (01:01:52.192)
Yeah.

Chris (01:01:52.601)
I would agree with you, but what's tricky is that when this movie came out, there was a trailer in order to attract people and zombies were teased in it. So it's like that delayed payoff that just fizzles. It doesn't match.

Matt (01:02:08.279)
But I think we're on the same page. I'm agreeing with you earlier in the movie. I just want to discover it with the soldiers in real time.

Luciano (01:02:14.272)
with them, yeah, not like a scene away from them showing like a corral full of zombies just going, yeah, I agree.

Chris (01:02:14.841)
Okay.

Matt (01:02:22.615)
Yeah.

Chris (01:02:24.313)
Okay, do we think that if discovering with the boys is the vehicle, fine. Why, and this is sort of a question and answer, or rather question and solution, why didn't we see in this movie, in this environment, escaped zombies roaming free or just like winning the pounce like traps and stuff, you know?

Luciano (01:02:47.584)
That's what I meant, like more like a regular zombie movie where the zombies are not like neatly controlled or you know, like a threat, like an actual threat to everybody. And the nods is being nods is just like, I don't give a shit, I'm gonna keep experimenting because fuck everything.

Chris (01:02:56.313)
Yeah.

Matt (01:03:04.535)
Yeah, like I'll try to chase them down, kill them, but like it seeps out and like, like the dog thing was cool, but like more escalation from that, right? Okay, we find this weird dog that's all fucked up and mutilated. Okay, what can we do next? Do we find a person who's dead, but all fucked up? et cetera, et cetera.

Luciano (01:03:07.328)
Yeah.

Chris (01:03:12.409)
Yeah.

Spencer (01:03:18.334)
I think what you're describing is every Resident Evil video game where he goes into a town and the whole town is infected and then he has to the character slowly realizes that it's in the main building and in the basement there's a giant science factory where they're experimenting. Exactly.

Luciano (01:03:22.496)
Yeah, that's a good point.

Chris (01:03:31.897)
Blood? This is Chris's blood.

Luciano (01:03:36.384)
Hahaha.

Matt (01:03:37.079)
But I think it's the reason why it's in every Resident Evil game is it works.

Spencer (01:03:41.63)
Yeah, it does. Cause you're like, what the fuck happened here?

Luciano (01:03:41.664)
Yep.

Matt (01:03:45.271)
Yeah. Yeah. So it's just learning in real time, but maybe even fucking like, you know, instead of boys finding out halfway through the movie, you have fucking the guy who's inside the base already.

Chris (01:03:46.137)
and then ski.

Luciano (01:04:05.664)
Rosenfeld.

Chris (01:04:07.225)
Tibbet and, okay, Tibbet and Rosen.

Matt (01:04:07.255)
Rosenfeld yeah, no Rosenfeld so instead of Rosenfeld we fought us finding Rosenfeld in the base you have boys who gets put in the base and Then so we see it really early on and then we see them come rescue him from from the base Or even like you see Or even by accident, that's fine, but just like show us a guy going to the base. We got all that set up earlier And we get to see it a bit more

Luciano (01:04:23.872)
Like not by accident, but on purpose.

Luciano (01:04:31.424)
I see. And then him seeing, we see with him all the shit. Yeah, that works. Yeah.

Matt (01:04:36.503)
Yeah. Yeah.

Chris (01:04:37.721)
could have even been done through the first person perspective of that person. And we don't, like we're playing a video game almost, and then boom, that's set up. And then it reconnects to cut to the troops in the air.

Matt (01:04:52.567)
Yeah. All right.

Luciano (01:04:53.568)
Yeah, and then there could be a whole thing where like, you know, even Roosevelt could escape on his own maybe and try to tell them there's zombies and like, shut up zombies, you know. Yeah, well.

Chris (01:04:58.361)
Mm -hmm.

Chris (01:05:02.297)
and then he turns.

Matt (01:05:02.423)
Yep. And then he stabs Chase with a...

Chris (01:05:07.897)
I'm too young, I don't want to die alone. Exactly. See? I knew you'd see it my way. no.

Luciano (01:05:08.896)
with the ruler he had on his back.

Matt (01:05:11.959)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's empty and so everyone's confused and then realized he stabbed himself in the back.

Chris (01:05:21.177)
I thought I've lost control of my motor skills. I'm too strong. In between the shoulder blades.

Matt (01:05:27.383)
This is, I think this is the perfect time to segue into our random ask questions.

Luciano (01:05:33.216)
They're not random, they're well thought out questions that make perfect sense.

Matt (01:05:37.207)
I don't know if they're well thought out questions. I don't know if they're questions.

Spencer (01:05:39.87)
even know if they're questions.

Chris (01:05:42.777)
I don't even know if I'm alive.

Matt (01:05:45.015)
Well, moving on. Let's talk about, where should we start? We got a lot of questions here. You know, this is a good one. We didn't really cover it and I want to know. The TAR. How did they specifically discover the TAR special properties? Spencer alluded to it, but that was more of like a lark or just like it could be. I need details.

Luciano (01:06:01.28)
Hahaha!

Spencer (01:06:06.43)
Yes.

Spencer (01:06:11.55)
Well, we saw what I'll call Chekov's jackal because I thought we'd end up seeing a monster jackal later in the movie. But,

Luciano (01:06:16.352)
Yeah.

Luciano (01:06:24.544)
Yeah, I was excited about that too.

Spencer (01:06:25.918)
Yeah, me too. So I assume they saw these animal corpses and that's what led them on the hunt for the Tar. Should that have been the subtitle? Overlord, the hunt for the Tar.

Matt (01:06:42.967)
I'm here for it. I guess the only question I have is like the tar pit seems really far down and underneath the church. So like how do these animals get into the tar?

Chris (01:06:43.353)
Yeah

Spencer (01:06:54.942)
Maybe they're religious.

Chris (01:06:58.681)
maybe this is where they were also where black bread came, where their black bread came from. It started off.

Luciano (01:06:59.616)
Come for the prayer, stay for the tar.

Chris (01:07:08.857)
The Germans wanted to use their black bread to dip into something. They would say, wait a minute, that looks tasty. That looks tasty.

Luciano (01:07:13.376)
That's what I was going to say. They're like, it looks like black pudding.

Matt (01:07:15.447)
Yeah.

Wait a second, is black red just the town from this town? And they're slowly giving it to all the German soldiers just in case.

Chris (01:07:18.201)
That looks... hmmm, let me just...

Chris (01:07:23.577)
Chris (01:07:28.921)
You need a vehicle, a delivery system, in order to get this thing going, to get this thousand -year soldier movement.

Matt (01:07:34.071)
Sure. If it's already in them, they'll turn when they die automatically, right? OK.

Luciano (01:07:38.816)
Yep. Like a dead man switch, but only brings them back to life.

Chris (01:07:39.193)
And yep, yep, see? See? Yes.

Matt (01:07:42.615)
Yeah.

Chris (01:07:45.645)
That PB &J was so good! my god! Hines, did you... You know?

Luciano (01:07:49.536)
PB &J. That PB was chunky, I gotta say.

Spencer (01:07:51.454)
That peep.

that PB and tar you knew it was tar

Chris (01:07:58.233)
That PB - That PB attire was NUDGE!

Luciano (01:07:59.392)
Hahaha!

Matt (01:08:01.815)
So this, no, I think this is it. They discovered it because the French baked a very small amount of the tar into the bread. And they seem, the old people seem like they could run around like they had the, a philistism of 20 year olds, even though they were like seven or 80. And then through that discovery, they figured out where they're getting the tar from. And...

Luciano (01:08:07.52)
We're dipping baguette.

Chris (01:08:11.961)
MPT!

Luciano (01:08:24.192)
That was the, that sounds like signature bread recipe, like two teaspoons of black tar that we found, that we find beneath our church.

Matt (01:08:28.663)
Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Chris (01:08:33.465)
Texas Tea.

Spencer (01:08:36.414)
In the start, that's like the starter dough. You put a little, yeah.

Matt (01:08:36.791)
Yeah. Yeah. It's like a sourdough. It's a mother. You know what?

Luciano (01:08:39.2)
The star turdough?

Chris (01:08:41.081)
Mm -hmm. the tartar dough.

Luciano (01:08:44.8)
Hahaha!

Spencer (01:08:46.781)
That's what he said, but worse.

Matt (01:08:47.383)
better and worse. No, no. Chris made it bare to the audience what happened. And that's how good comedy happens.

Luciano (01:08:53.76)
No! He did - Fuck you! No, he didn't. I win this time. Fuck all of you.

Chris (01:08:54.009)
There you go. I win! I win! I win!

Spencer (01:08:56.83)
Heheheheh

Matt (01:08:59.415)
Moving on, let's talk about Private Chase. Was he Private Chase or is he just Chase? Okay. So, right, he was a corporal. Private Chase.

Luciano (01:09:05.184)
Yeah, they were all private except for Ford.

Chris (01:09:06.585)
something.

sexually.

Matt (01:09:18.423)
How do I put this? He very very bad at Soldier.

Chris (01:09:18.521)
Mm -hmm. Photographer. Yes. Yes. Ugh!

Luciano (01:09:21.952)
Yes.

Matt (01:09:23.895)
So clearly he went to photographer boot camp while everybody else went to soldier boot camp. And I want to know what happens at photographer boot camp to prepare him for his role.

Luciano (01:09:26.752)
Why use many words when a few words do?

Chris (01:09:28.377)
Yeah.

Luciano (01:09:33.992)
You

Chris (01:09:39.065)
It's critical in photographer bootcamp when you're about to be engulfed by the rage of war that you not only master the photography equipment, but at the same time, master the ability to capture the reality of war. And sometimes you need to be able to firmly and clearly instruct your enemy to freeze.

Hold that pose. Click. Then run away. Because they don't give you guns. The only thing you know how to shoot is a camera. And reload.

Spencer (01:10:19.742)
Yeah, that's why I think for budgetary reasons, it's the same training that the soldiers get, but instead of guns, they get cameras. Yeah, so they're at the shooting range just taking pictures of the bullseyes. They're reloading their cameras.

Chris (01:10:26.809)
Yeah.

Luciano (01:10:28.864)
Yeah, instead of shooting bullets, they shoot photos. Yeah.

Chris (01:10:29.337)
Listen guys, we don't have enough bullets. That's right.

That's right.

Luciano (01:10:36.352)
And it's like the end when they're doing sniper training just have a really long like lens. Yeah.

Spencer (01:10:41.246)
Yeah, and that's just to save on money, but when it comes to the warfront, yeah, they're trying to mow down soldiers with cameras and it's...

Chris (01:10:41.753)
telephoto lens or something like

Matt (01:10:42.551)
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I can see that.

Luciano (01:10:52.192)
Yeah, so Chase learned how to switch films on the cameras really fast with one hand, but couldn't shoot to save his life.

Chris (01:10:52.729)
I got the shot!

Matt (01:10:58.519)
Right. Yeah.

Chris (01:10:58.681)
Mm -hmm. Yeah, it's also the birthplace of voguing.

Spencer (01:11:02.686)
And it's a shame because he had this like really long shot that he nailed of Hitler, but it was a photograph. When if it was a sniper, it would have ended the war. It was just a shame. I got, take the shot, take the shot.

Luciano (01:11:10.292)
I got him in my sights guys! We're gonna take him out! Click! Click! Got him!

Chris (01:11:10.785)
Take the shot take the shot

Matt (01:11:14.891)
It was a real mix up by the allied forces. They meant to send in a sniper, but they sent in a photographer named Private Sniper. Very confusing.

Spencer (01:11:18.75)
Yeah.

Luciano (01:11:20.448)
Yeah.

Chris (01:11:20.857)
I shot Hitler, guys!

Spencer (01:11:23.678)
Yeah.

It was all very confusing. He said... And the wording didn't help. He was like, I shot Hitler. I got a headshot.

Luciano (01:11:26.912)
what's your name, son? My name is Joel Sniper. I'm a photographer.

Chris (01:11:27.417)
Yeah.

Matt (01:11:32.215)
Yeah.

Matt (01:11:38.519)
Yeah.

Luciano (01:11:38.576)
It was perfectly framed. You can see the pores on his face.

Chris (01:11:38.969)
It was perfect. I lit his ass up. Mm -hmm.

Matt (01:11:43.799)
Yeah.

Spencer (01:11:44.382)
I exploded his head and his brains flew everywhere. You killed him? No, it was photographs!

Matt (01:11:50.903)
photograph and he was taking meth. That was the...

Chris (01:11:52.217)
And I blew it up to, and I, that's right. And I blew it up to 42 feet by 42 ,000 feet. Yay.

Luciano (01:11:55.456)
It was an x -ray shot. That's why I saw his brain.

Spencer (01:12:00.766)
What? That's the biggest picture of all time!

Matt (01:12:01.879)
That's a picture size.

Chris (01:12:04.537)
That, see that, so he said, he exploded, he exploded.

Luciano (01:12:04.752)
It's also known as the blanket size.

Matt (01:12:09.655)
Chris, this picture of Hitler was like, was it just him really stretched out on this canvas?

Chris (01:12:09.721)
There you go.

Spencer (01:12:10.654)
Yeah, he's dead. Dead. Gorgeous in this photo.

Luciano (01:12:14.816)
Dead center. Yeah, there's no, it doesn't maintain aspect ratio either. So it's all stretched to hell.

Spencer (01:12:17.382)
It's like really wide.

Chris (01:12:20.409)
That's how, mm -hmm, that's right.

Chris (01:12:25.945)
He used Photoshop negative 40 and he was trying to scale up the photo from wallet size, well film size, sorry film size, to blanket size. It's a billboard. Well billboards time, I think I said 48 ,000 or 100, so that's a lot of blankets.

Spencer (01:12:39.134)
Pillboard size.

Luciano (01:12:40.864)
Yeah, billboard size, yeah.

Matt (01:12:47.063)
Sure. Apparently that's a billboard size. We're going to move on from that. Don't fact check that. I want to know about Paul. Paul was a little child, Chloe's brother. He loved baseball and he was a pawn in the Mecha Nations. But I think more importantly, I think we need to know how Paul grew up from this experience. Yeah, we don't know how he turned out. So how do you think Paul uses his experience from these times in the movie?

Chris (01:12:55.705)
Po. Po.

Luciano (01:13:05.696)
Turned out, yeah.

Chris (01:13:07.417)
Hmm.

Matt (01:13:13.815)
to help him motivate the 1998 New York Yakis win the World Series.

Luciano (01:13:20.8)
what i'd like to recant my statement that these were well thought out questions

Matt (01:13:22.987)
Let's go.

Chris (01:13:24.089)
Hmm... Wait.

Spencer (01:13:24.51)
Buh.

Spencer (01:13:30.782)
So we're saying he survived this war, moved to America, and grew. He loved baseball.

Matt (01:13:34.871)
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. He loved baseball, right? Yeah. And his buddy Tibbett was from New York, so he figured he'd go to New York and, yeah. That's, I don't know why you're mad, Luciano. This is very well thought out.

Luciano (01:13:36.8)
Lost the accent.

Spencer (01:13:44.67)
make this all tracks. You know, it's almost obvious this question was coming.

Chris (01:13:45.593)
Get groomed.

Luciano (01:13:51.424)
Mm -hmm.

Spencer (01:13:53.534)
Okay, so he's he changes his name to Joe Tory He's a coach

Chris (01:13:55.513)
Yes, he's a coach now or something.

Luciano (01:13:56.736)
Is he a player or is he a coach? Well, he's pretty old by 98, right?

Matt (01:14:02.263)
I listen, it's I'm not telling you the answers, but Spencer's on to the angle that he's he changed his name from Paul, Laurent to Joe Tori.

Spencer (01:14:06.11)
Yeah.

to Joe.

Spencer (01:14:12.542)
because it's also inspired by Tipit. Yeah, Jotore and famous for his thick French accent. So I imagine, I imagine it's game seven.

Luciano (01:14:13.024)
Just as French. Just as French. Yeah.

Matt (01:14:14.711)
Yeah. Yeah.

Matt (01:14:21.687)
Mm -hmm.

So he became the manager of the Yankees.

Okay.

Spencer (01:14:30.174)
He has the team in the locker room. They're about to go out and play their game. And he says, when I was a young boy named Paul, before I became the Giotto. I don't know. I was started as French, but it turned much. Hold on. Paul's originally French, but he changed to Italian. So it's kind of mixed.

Luciano (01:14:43.072)
What is that accent that he has now?

Chris (01:14:44.089)
Something is happening.

Matt (01:14:46.999)
I gotta tell you real fast.

Chris (01:14:51.353)
Okay, ahhhh

Matt (01:14:52.215)
Okay. Hey Spencer, why don't you make this game for the World Series because the Yankees swept the Padres just for posterity's sake.

Spencer (01:14:58.206)
Okay, this is for the World Series. So he's right before the game against Padres, he said, the Padres reminds me of a church in my old city of Italiano. I mean, Paris, I mean, whatever that town was. So Blanca.

Luciano (01:15:15.744)
C 'est blanc. C 'est blanc.

Chris (01:15:15.961)
Bronx.

Matt (01:15:18.967)
See you on the blog.

Luciano (01:15:19.84)
Blanka from Street Fighter?

Spencer (01:15:20.734)
Yeah, he says, young Derek Jeter, you remind me of a young tippet. No, no, he's not. You remind me of a young tippet, the Italian man who saved my life.

Matt (01:15:22.29)
I

Luciano (01:15:29.664)
Now he's Irish.

Matt (01:15:32.439)
Holy shit, this accent, fuck.

Chris (01:15:34.521)
Let it happen, let him cook.

Matt (01:15:37.527)
I just want to help you out, George Terry spoke perfect English.

Spencer (01:15:44.51)
So let me tell you about the story of me growing up in Paris, France. Derek, when I was a young boy around your age, I ran into some Nazis and I learned something that day. If you spit on a baseball.

Luciano (01:15:46.528)
Hahaha!

Luciano (01:16:01.056)
Spit on the ball for good luck.

Spencer (01:16:05.15)
can't give you a little extra juice on a fastball. Now I know you're not a pitcher, but you're pitching this game. Now take this ball and you win this for us.

Luciano (01:16:14.144)
They will never see it coming.

Matt (01:16:14.775)
You know what? This story all tracks Derek Jeter was famously eight years old when he played in the 1998 World Series.

Spencer (01:16:18.878)
And famously pitched for the first time in game seven of the four game series.

Matt (01:16:24.247)
Yeah, first time, only time.

Luciano (01:16:26.752)
First time in the last game of the World Series, yeah.

Matt (01:16:29.047)
Pitch, he pitched a shutout. So go for, go for eight year old Derek Jeter.

Spencer (01:16:30.238)
Ha ha ha!

Chris (01:16:32.697)
No balls. No balls were wetter except the one that he...

Matt (01:16:37.943)
Great. Okay. I don't think we need any further answers on that question. That is covered. Yeah. That's fact. That's.

Spencer (01:16:40.638)
I mean, I'm just reciting history, you can't really change it.

Luciano (01:16:41.024)
No, that's the only answer. Yeah, he was reading Wikipedia. We all saw him on his phone.

Matt (01:16:47.895)
Yeah.

Spencer (01:16:49.054)
Wolfenstein fan and Wikipedia wookie -dom

Chris (01:16:49.209)
Yep.

Matt (01:16:51.263)
You

Chris (01:16:54.393)
lathered bound encyclopedias.

Luciano (01:16:54.976)
I would believe it if you said that that was on Wolfenstein fandom.

Matt (01:16:59.703)
Let's talk about our friend, Boyce. At the beginning of the movie he has a lucky charm that kinda tippets steals from him and makes fun of him. It's basically like a flattened bullet. I wanna know how he got this lucky charm.

Luciano (01:17:09.088)
Mm -hmm.

Spencer (01:17:14.078)
Well, a young Derek Jeter.

Luciano (01:17:14.792)
Wait, no wait, no wait wait wait. Wasn't he 8 in the World Series? How was he younger?

Matt (01:17:15.831)
the

Chris (01:17:16.633)
Hahaha.

So.

Spencer (01:17:24.702)
I quieted you!

Chris (01:17:26.937)
This isn't about math, Luciano.

Matt (01:17:28.791)
We're going back in time, he has to be younger obviously, I don't see what the problem is.

Spencer (01:17:30.398)
Yeah, I know why I'm confused.

Luciano (01:17:31.072)
Benjamin Button. This is all in the Button family.

Chris (01:17:32.409)
Derek Jeter.

You don't understand. No, yes, it could be because and then one of the descendants of the button family is one Samuel Beckett who was who was in the witness protection program as one eight year old Derek Jeter. But see, since he was a quantum physicist, right, right. Quantum physics. See, exactly. That's right. Samuel. Well, just because I may be cooked, that doesn't mean I'm extra cooked. I'm not crispy yet. Anyways.

Spencer (01:17:52.542)
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Let them cook.

Matt (01:17:52.695)
Sure. Yeah, obviously.

Yeah.

Luciano (01:17:57.6)
I think it's cooked already.

Chris (01:18:04.921)
Since he's a quantum physicist, it comes from the 31st century, okay? They had the technology to explore and break the bonds of time and travel. So he's cast himself into the bonds of time and travel. Pay attention.

Luciano (01:18:19.936)
The bonds of travel?

Matt (01:18:24.983)
Listen to his story, stop interrupting sir.

Chris (01:18:27.449)
God damn it, I'm trying to put you on game, my ninja. Now, see, as I said, time and travel. So, they activate the machine, Samuel Beckett is thrust through time into the body of eight -year -old Derek Jeter at the 1930, what?

Matt (01:18:29.047)
Pay attention!

Luciano (01:18:49.024)
1944.

Matt (01:18:49.303)
44.

Chris (01:18:50.329)
44 World Series baseball game. But you asked about boys, didn't you? I know you asked about boys. The plot thickens. The plot thickens. That one happened too because Beckett cannot control his traveling. He can't control it.

Matt (01:18:56.759)
I think I did, yeah.

Spencer (01:18:58.238)
What was the World Series game in 1998?

Matt (01:19:01.463)
No, no, no, it's different.

Luciano (01:19:05.184)
Yeah, don't don't. Didn't you hear him? He broke the bonds of both time and travel.

Spencer (01:19:10.27)
That's right.

Chris (01:19:10.361)
Exactly, and that's why I cannot be controlled then that's how he was able to cross paths with a young Six -year -old boys in on the on the lawns of of what was it Louisiana or something that he was from great mowing lawns and shit and Who was that mailman who kept who caught a bullet in his ass? 1920

Luciano (01:19:23.456)
Yeah. Yeah.

Matt (01:19:24.439)
Sure.

Luciano (01:19:30.464)
What year was this?

Matt (01:19:36.343)
Sure. That sounds great. Close enough.

Luciano (01:19:36.96)
So he was aiden... Okay, he broke the bonds of math too apparently.

Spencer (01:19:39.87)
Luciano, what are you confused about? What are you confused about? A 31st century Samuel Beckett went back in time, met a sick eight year old Derek Jeter, who he took his body over, then went further back in time and met Boyce, who when he was mowing his lawn, he got shot in the ass by the same bullet that killed JFK. And the JFK bullet is the same bullet that was on his necklace. I don't understand.

Chris (01:19:39.897)
Listen.

Chris (01:19:48.761)
Yes. Yep. Yes.

Chris (01:19:55.417)
That's right. See? Dented. See, you motherfucking had to pay attention like this motherfucker here.

Luciano (01:20:02.016)
Is that the same bullet that went back still through time and killed what's his face as well? No. Okay. No, I'm asking. I'm just asking questions. I'm just asking questions.

Matt (01:20:08.247)
No, no, no, that's ridiculous, sir. This is, this is, that's -

Spencer (01:20:09.758)
Are you stupid?

Chris (01:20:12.153)
That's an inanimate object.

Matt (01:20:16.215)
Sir, this is scientific fact and you're really just talking poppycock and I won't stand for it.

Luciano (01:20:21.44)
Wait, wait, wait, are you telling me that Samuel Beckett couldn't make that happen?

Spencer (01:20:22.782)
your Poppycock.

Matt (01:20:25.751)
You better watch out, Sammy McBeck is gonna fuckin' pop up behind you and put a bullet in your head.

Luciano (01:20:28.832)
Yeah, I believe that so he could have done what I just said too. I think you're selling Samuel Beckett short is what I'm saying and Shame on you, sir for doing that

Chris (01:20:29.369)
and then a bullet made of woolets.

Spencer (01:20:29.37)
The only thing I missed...

Spencer (01:20:36.478)
Who is Samuel and Beckett a reincarnation of again? No.

Chris (01:20:37.081)
Yeah, Samuel Beckett, really?

Matt (01:20:43.575)
Dark Jeter. It's circular.

Luciano (01:20:45.056)
No, he's a reincarnation of himself.

Chris (01:20:45.273)
reincarnation if yes

Spencer (01:20:48.414)
No, at the beginning there was another person.

Matt (01:20:48.727)
Yes.

Chris (01:20:51.673)
That's right. It's Scott Bakula.

Luciano (01:20:52.704)
Michael Jackson. It was Michael Jackson for sure. Who are also the same people.

Spencer (01:20:56.926)
Chris (01:21:00.121)
Yes. Scott Bakula.

Matt (01:21:01.431)
Yeah, it's pretty clear. You know, I don't think we need to explain anymore to the listeners. They got it. It was very... It was very straightforward. Thank you, Chris.

Luciano (01:21:04.64)
No, if we explain more, we're going to make them confused, for sure.

Chris (01:21:08.345)
You remember Spencer, how he was one of the captains and...

Spencer (01:21:08.734)
I just feel like we're wasting time explaining things that the audience obviously already knows.

Luciano (01:21:12.096)
Already knows.

Matt (01:21:12.119)
Yeah, this is also on wolfensteinpedia .fandom.

Chris (01:21:13.657)
That's true.

Spencer (01:21:15.774)
Banin'.

Luciano (01:21:17.312)
Also, something I would believe.

Chris (01:21:18.137)
No, what? That's not, I'm actually on CBR, cause I was gonna have, I had an alternate explanation as well.

Luciano (01:21:25.216)
I think you're way more, I think you're in CBD more than CBR, but let's carry on.

Matt (01:21:28.695)
That's fine. Moving on, we have another question that I want to have answered because we're doing so well with these ones. Hey, you know, you know, private Dawson, he had an explosive exit from this movie.

Luciano (01:21:42.592)
Yeah. Ayyyy

Chris (01:21:44.985)
Hohohohoho

Matt (01:21:46.519)
Ehhhh

It's hard to be in the arms of angels when you're scattered. Yes, actually you did.

Luciano (01:21:51.36)
He arms of several angels.

Chris (01:21:53.785)
Well, his spirit, did his spirit get blown up too?

Spencer (01:21:55.966)
No, they have tarps.

Luciano (01:21:56.128)
yeah. Have you seen that? Did you see that explosion? Yes, he did.

Matt (01:22:00.983)
Everything. That's not the point. The point is he was talking about how his aunt wrote cookbooks and he was gonna write a book about their experiences in the war. Now since he didn't really experience the war, I think his aunt...

Luciano (01:22:07.712)
Right, right.

Spencer (01:22:13.47)
I think he fully experienced war.

Luciano (01:22:15.552)
Yeah, all at once. I experienced a lot of war all at once.

Chris (01:22:15.833)
Yeah, you know!

Uhhhh

Matt (01:22:20.503)
Listen, what I want to focus on here is the aunt. The aunt is grieving for her son and she writes cookbooks. Her... It hits her, she's grieving for her son and now she's got to grieve for her nephew. And the only way to properly grieve is to create recipes to commemorate these deaths. And so I want to know what recipes she created to memorialize.

Luciano (01:22:25.536)
The aunt is greedy for her son? That's... Two people died? That's very sad.

Spencer (01:22:28.99)
Hahaha!

Chris (01:22:30.329)
Whoa!

Luciano (01:22:40.32)
I see.

Matt (01:22:50.167)
Dawson's death in World War II.

Luciano (01:22:52.192)
So I don't know what the recipe is but I can tell you that the name was Soldier Bites for sure. Yes, for sure. Chunky Soldier Bites if you will. Too far, too soon.

Matt (01:22:57.175)
soldier bites. Okay.

Chris (01:22:57.913)
ho ho ho ho ho!

Hmm.

Matt (01:23:05.623)
I feel like it was more of a mist if we're honest.

Spencer (01:23:08.926)
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Chris (01:23:09.689)
God damn. Okay, okay, okay.

Luciano (01:23:10.24)
Yeah, that too. It's a pairing. It's a pairing.

Spencer (01:23:12.166)
I think she named a dish called, she made smashed potatoes.

Matt (01:23:17.847)
Okay.

Spencer (01:23:19.678)
and she named it fully loaded smashed potatoes and the dish was called Dawson. Very poor taste.

Luciano (01:23:20.288)
Fully loaded mashed potatoes if you will

Luciano (01:23:27.584)
Hahaha!

Matt (01:23:29.079)
Well, at least you didn't say it was a smash burger. That'd be a little too far. So potatoes are a little more respectful.

Spencer (01:23:32.51)
Too much, no. Yeah, of course. When you fully load them, then they take a little more disrespect.

Luciano (01:23:32.544)
Yeah, just yeah.

Chris (01:23:37.209)
from back out.

I think the hardest recipe that she was experimenting with, you know, through this trial and error towards the perfect homage to or tribute to her son, nephew, is something still, you know, blackout banquet beignets.

Matt (01:23:53.815)
to different people.

Luciano (01:24:01.184)
Louisiana, true, true. Yeah.

Matt (01:24:03.415)
Nice, nice callback.

Spencer (01:24:03.422)
With a side of tomato paste.

Chris (01:24:05.369)
Hmm.

Matt (01:24:07.543)
Well, I mean, beignets are donuts. I was just thinking more like a strawberry. A strawberry jelly. Yeah.

Luciano (01:24:08.128)
Ha ha ha!

Spencer (01:24:08.926)
Heheheheh

Chris (01:24:10.713)
It would be jam probably. Cause you want to think on the good time and then like, he was such a sweet little boy. Donut donut.

Luciano (01:24:11.04)
Like strawberry jelly, yeah.

Spencer (01:24:16.99)
But now he's jelly.

Heheheheh

Luciano (01:24:20.832)
Well, part of him is jelly. The other part is the big. Yeah. man. Poor Dawson. Poor Dawson.

Chris (01:24:21.177)
Just kidding.

Spencer (01:24:24.69)
Yeah.

Matt (01:24:26.455)
That's a smash burger actually.

Spencer (01:24:30.366)
Hey.

Chris (01:24:31.641)
A Smashburger beignet, my, with jam, meat and jam filling. Think about that meat, that meat inside with the jelly, that dough, you would, but actually it tastes really good. You should, give it a shot, don't be closed off audience.

Luciano (01:24:42.304)
I ask you, I could be a shepherd's pie too.

Matt (01:24:45.431)
Great. Don't be shy. Listen.

Spencer (01:24:47.646)
She cares more about the symbolism than the actual taste.

Luciano (01:24:51.584)
For sure, that's what matters. Yeah.

Matt (01:24:52.663)
Yeah.

Spencer (01:24:53.47)
It's got meat, it's got bones in it, it's got jelly, chicken skin.

Chris (01:24:53.849)
The symbolism is that he -

Luciano (01:24:56.64)
Yeah. Skin. She's got skin. Yeah. Eyeballs.

Chris (01:24:57.465)
Yep, it's got bread and doughiness. It's got skin. It's chicken skin, chicken skin and the glaze of the frosting to represent, you know, that dew, the dew on his skin before, just as it crisps and it gets that glisten in the night, you know.

Matt (01:25:02.807)
Yeah.

Matt (01:25:07.019)
Yeah.

Matt (01:25:14.999)
It's important to be accurate. You really do. No, it's fine. It's...

Luciano (01:25:17.632)
I have to represent the whole of Dawson in that dish. Yes. No, the whole with a W!

Chris (01:25:21.369)
Witch hole!

Spencer (01:25:22.686)
Do not, do not eat it. Do not eat it though.

Matt (01:25:27.383)
No, I think we've nailed this question as Dawson would want us to. It's shitland, technically, and it's a whole thing. We're not going to talk about that. That's too far.

Chris (01:25:29.529)
Aren't that, isn't that what pork rinds are?

Luciano (01:25:38.656)
yeah, that's too far. Please.

Matt (01:25:40.503)
It is. Next question, we're moving on from it.

Rosenfeld. He had, he had Tar pumped into him. I'm not really sure. But I feel like he's going to turn into a zombie at some point. So when, when does that happen to him? What happens when he turns into the Nazi zombie?

Chris (01:25:47.737)
Books.

Luciano (01:26:04.384)
Wait, wait, he turns into a Nazi zombie? What? That is some powerful tar to turn a Jew into a Nazi zombie.

Spencer (01:26:04.862)
Wait, did you say Nazi Zombie? Or just Nazi, or just Zombie?

Chris (01:26:07.161)
Yeah.

Matt (01:26:09.623)
Hey, Ford had to kill himself. So what else would you kill yourself if it didn't make you into a nasty zombie?

Spencer (01:26:17.662)
Are you saying that the -

So the serum also has Nazi properties, not just zombie properties.

Matt (01:26:26.039)
After they run it through the French, they run it back through Germans.

Spencer (01:26:29.182)
Hahaha!

Luciano (01:26:31.68)
So the French caused the Tartar to surrender.

Matt (01:26:32.247)
just to catch everything.

Chris (01:26:32.825)
so that it...

Matt (01:26:35.255)
Mm -hmm. Correct.

Spencer (01:26:35.358)
Luciano (01:26:37.664)
And then the Germans call it cause it to be Nazi so it's a surrendered Nazi tar that okay

Matt (01:26:41.495)
Correct, yes, it's, yeah, you got it. Yeah.

Spencer (01:26:46.782)
So when he turns, he's like.

Matt (01:26:47.383)
Although...

Chris (01:26:47.513)
which sounds like a kit that cancels each other out.

Matt (01:26:50.039)
What if, I'm willing to accept that maybe he's not a Nazi zombie if you consider the towers run through him, right? So if he takes on the surrender properties of the French and then takes on the Jewish properties of Rosenfeld.

Luciano (01:26:56.416)
Right.

Luciano (01:27:03.136)
What are the Jewish properties of... What is... What is... What is... No, no, no. I wanna dig into this. Matthew, what are the Jewish properties of the tar?

Spencer (01:27:03.262)
So you're saying now he's an accountant?

Chris (01:27:05.497)
This is where I take a break. Matt, I will throw you a lamp for service, but God damn it, I don't know how to help you.

Matt (01:27:05.527)
Okay.

Matt (01:27:13.079)
Yeah.

Spencer (01:27:14.43)
Yeah, what are the Jewish properties? Let them explain. Matt... Yeah.

Luciano (01:27:21.728)
I'm listening!

Luciano (01:27:27.072)
Do you want a shovel or do you want a gun? What do you want?

Spencer (01:27:32.35)
No, no, we're just gonna let him explain.

Luciano (01:27:35.36)
Let the man cook.

Matt (01:27:37.111)
Can we go back to the Nazi zombie?

Spencer (01:27:38.878)
hahahaha

Luciano (01:27:43.392)
yeah, probably. so I think Spencer is right. He turned into an accountant. Yeah. Or, or a doctor if he wants to, you know, his mother to be proud of him.

Matt (01:27:43.639)
That felt safer.

Spencer (01:27:47.518)
so now he's... yeah.

Yeah, he's a Nazi, but he's very frugal. Yeah. Yes.

Matt (01:27:58.615)
What about like a director?

Spencer (01:28:01.054)
Yeah. Nope. Don't do it. Yeah, exactly.

Luciano (01:28:01.408)
Matt? Matt? We saved you. Shut up!

Chris (01:28:05.497)
I thought we'd be past this by now. You're still alive. god.

Matt (01:28:11.063)
What like, is it safe if I said he became like a Jewish version of Captain America? No? Star David on a shield is too far.

Spencer (01:28:16.226)
Nope. Nope. Let me stop you right there.

Luciano (01:28:18.304)
The only thing Alice accepts is if you say he went on to create the Jewish space laser. I will give you that. Yeah.

Matt (01:28:26.935)
Okay, but like a shield with this start David is that's not cool.

Luciano (01:28:29.888)
No, no, Matt!

Spencer (01:28:32.03)
Yeah what, is it a blue and white shield with the Star of David? god.

Chris (01:28:32.601)
So does that mean so that...

Matt (01:28:36.919)
Yeah, obviously that's...

Luciano (01:28:40.064)
And then instead of saying I can do this all day, he just says, hey.

Matt (01:28:40.407)
Thought that was straightforward.

Chris (01:28:40.537)
So a death laser was made.

Chris (01:28:45.265)
So which which death laser also you talking about spaceballs then?

Matt (01:28:47.127)
If you think so.

Luciano (01:28:48.288)
Yeah.

Spencer (01:28:50.75)
I could do this till around 6 o 'clock then I gotta be home for Shabbat. I got Shabbat dinner.

Luciano (01:28:52.992)
Yeah, then I have to go home because... Yeah, yeah, yeah. The herrings are not gonna eat themselves. Yeah, yeah. I think we answered that question.

Matt (01:28:56.599)
And not on Saturdays is what you're telling me?

Chris (01:29:00.857)
No.

Spencer (01:29:03.71)
I mean, what was the question?

Matt (01:29:08.951)
The question was, when Waffner took the two vials of serum, what do you think would happen to him after seeing Chase turn into a zombie?

Luciano (01:29:14.912)
Nice. Nice.

Chris (01:29:15.769)
Ayyyy

Spencer (01:29:18.846)
What did he think would happen to him?

Matt (01:29:21.335)
Yeah, like he's got half his mouth blown off and he's like, I'm gonna hit these serums and the docs like we've been tested on live people. And he just started going to chase and chased like fucking snapped his neck went nuts.

Chris (01:29:21.529)
What do you hope?

Spencer (01:29:33.662)
That's the part in the movie that really made me wonder, what the fuck is this guy thinking? Cause he just witnessed the serum make the guy snap his own head off. Yeah. I want to, I want that times too.

Luciano (01:29:41.632)
He's like, whatever happened to that guy, I won two of that. Yeah.

Matt (01:29:43.447)
Yeah.

Chris (01:29:48.569)
The reason, and the reason he put two in is because it's not, again, it's not viscous enough. It doesn't have enough oomph. So he's like, fuck, if I'm gonna come out of this, it's like half a serum, half a air quotes working serum. So that's what happened to Chase. He's like, I should take two of those.

Luciano (01:30:00.832)
So he was like, okay, so Chase was dead and only needed one serum, but my phase being half blown off is so much worse than being dead that I needed twice.

Chris (01:30:12.313)
It's half a serum. That's what that's why it fucked up Jay so much. Sorry chase so much. So if he He only had half chase. So if you get

Luciano (01:30:15.775)
I see a single dose just makes the death stronger.

Spencer (01:30:19.006)
So you're saying.

Chris (01:30:23.193)
Well, he wasn't, Waffner wasn't dead.

Luciano (01:30:24.192)
It's like an antibiotic, if you don't take the whole dose, you don't kill the thing. I see.

Chris (01:30:28.153)
There you go. And so in this case, two syringes are the equivalent to a 100 % concentrated dose, air quotes, correct dose. And plus he didn't want his...

Luciano (01:30:40.736)
I see.

Spencer (01:30:41.406)
like why did he even take it he I would understand if you took it because he was dying but he wasn't even dying like you could have survived without it I would have that's what I would have done I've been like I did seem like that

Chris (01:30:50.233)
You're right.

Luciano (01:30:52.672)
I think he just yolo'd. He was like, my face got half, he was like, my face is half shut off anyway, might as well see what happens.

Matt (01:30:59.543)
Yeah. It's not like he was in great condition. He had Faf's fucking face blown off. So...

Chris (01:31:00.857)
You were singing that, but mm -hmm.

Luciano (01:31:03.584)
Yeah.

Luciano (01:31:07.424)
I think he yoloed. He was like, if I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go twice. Go twice or go home. That's what he always said.

Chris (01:31:13.273)
Twice as hard. He was also worried about his passport photo. So he had to...

Spencer (01:31:14.846)
You might see that kid who like my those kids in high school or whatever they're like doing mushrooms and then they like take some and they're like I Don't think it's working when it's only been like five minutes, and then they take double the dose. It's like no

Luciano (01:31:27.04)
Yeah.

Chris (01:31:27.513)
Yeah

Matt (01:31:28.823)
So, but then the other question is why stop it too?

Spencer (01:31:32.926)
Maybe.

Luciano (01:31:33.216)
Did he have more in there? He did, right?

Spencer (01:31:35.518)
I think he just started, he started to feel it working.

Matt (01:31:38.999)
Okay.

Chris (01:31:39.289)
Mmm... yeah.

Spencer (01:31:41.598)
But I think his hope was that it would make him... I don't know.

Luciano (01:31:45.856)
grow his face, well he did make his face grow back slowly but, yeah.

Chris (01:31:49.753)
A little bit, yeah.

Spencer (01:31:50.846)
I think he did one in himself and the other one he put in his dick because he separately had erectile dysfunction and this was the birth of Viagra.

Chris (01:31:58.347)
exactly what I was thinking. Like he's tired of being made fun of in the bedroom. He wants the boudoir to be a place of safety, exploration, and donghness. So he decided to just like pump that pants beignet up.

Spencer (01:32:11.134)
Yeah, he's like, if I'm gonna, if I'm gonna, this might kill me. If I'm gonna do it, I want to do it for me and my decrepit penis.

Chris (01:32:17.529)
Dick. Yes. Dick, right there.

Matt (01:32:19.159)
and little little me.

Spencer (01:32:21.342)
Yeah, exactly. You didn't see him injected into himself.

Matt (01:32:23.735)
Okay.

Chris (01:32:26.649)
Mini his mini me.

Luciano (01:32:28.96)
Maybe he injected both doses on his dick and that's why it worked.

Chris (01:32:31.737)
Ha ha ha!

Spencer (01:32:32.318)
And that's why...

Chris (01:32:35.561)
Hmmmm

Matt (01:32:36.407)
I think it's time to move on.

Luciano (01:32:38.528)
Ha ha ha ha!

Matt (01:32:41.175)
we get a glimpse of Sergeant Lorenzen.

Or larsen. He does story, but he does real quick, but if he was alive today, what job do you think he would have?

Luciano (01:32:58.432)
Crypto Bro.

Spencer (01:33:01.438)
What'd you say? Crypto bro?

Luciano (01:33:02.688)
Crypto bro Yeah Yeah, I wasn't talking about you Spencer I was talking about sergeant whatever his faces Yeah

Matt (01:33:03.927)
You called Spencer?

Spencer (01:33:09.15)
Does he have any tips?

Chris (01:33:12.089)
Yeah.

Matt (01:33:12.183)
I need some help.

Spencer (01:33:14.27)
I would say he'd be like a floor manager at like an Amazon warehouse.

Matt (01:33:18.175)
Hmm.

Luciano (01:33:19.488)
That would work, yeah.

Spencer (01:33:20.606)
He'd be like, they'd be like, they'd be like, sir, I haven't gone to the bathroom in two full days. And he'd be like, didn't I say I was going to bring you a party? Skipped? Yeah.

Chris (01:33:21.401)
Why do I feel that so... meme?

Matt (01:33:32.503)
Stick to the schedule!

Luciano (01:33:34.08)
So wait, wait, wait. So if he survived today, all he would do is say lines from the movie to whatever it was said to him.

Matt (01:33:42.007)
Well, he's not, he's transplanted. Samuel Beckett grabs him on his time travel adventures and deposits him today.

Luciano (01:33:48.8)
Right. And drops him in an Amazon warehouse.

Matt (01:33:52.951)
Right, so it's him in this movie that age today.

Luciano (01:33:55.104)
And then Samuel Beckett tells him, this is the real war today. And then he gets on it. I see.

Spencer (01:33:59.038)
The war of capitalism. And then he says, and then he's like.

Chris (01:34:01.369)
quotas.

Matt (01:34:02.615)
Yeah. Yeah.

Luciano (01:34:05.024)
He's not wrong. That Samuel Beckett is a wise man.

Matt (01:34:08.375)
Unfortunately, he puts them on the side of the Nazis, but that's neither here nor there.

Chris (01:34:08.601)
Hmm.

Luciano (01:34:10.848)
Yeah, she does.

Spencer (01:34:11.486)
And he's like, come on maggots, you all wanna live forever?

Matt (01:34:18.391)
He sees Casper Van Diem across the hall. He fucking stares him down.

Spencer (01:34:19.966)
And they're like...

Luciano (01:34:20.416)
Told you I was gonna bring you ladies to a party!

Chris (01:34:20.793)
I mean, he was.

Spencer (01:34:22.59)
They're like, to Ness. Yeah. And then he's like, he's like, you think these cat beds are going to get to people without your help? You sat down for a job.

Chris (01:34:37.625)
I think he's the direct

Matt (01:34:37.847)
Okay.

Luciano (01:34:38.08)
Actually sir, it's the drones that take them shut up drop down and give me 20

Spencer (01:34:42.974)
Sir, my fingers are bleeding. That's the job we set up for, soldier!

Chris (01:34:43.417)
I think he becomes

Chris (01:34:50.809)
I think he becomes the director of a Montessori school.

Luciano (01:34:55.328)
A what now?

Chris (01:34:55.865)
But sir, a daycare.

Matt (01:34:56.695)
I can see that in charge of kids.

Luciano (01:34:59.552)
I'm one to sorry, okay?

Chris (01:35:00.153)
Yeah.

Spencer (01:35:00.862)
Come on, Mackence, you wanna live forever?

Chris (01:35:06.329)
Mr. Resin, are peeing my pants again. Problematic.

Spencer (01:35:09.726)
I said, I'd show you a party. All the exact same lines.

Matt (01:35:11.991)
You

Luciano (01:35:13.408)
It's just the lines from the movie.

Matt (01:35:14.871)
Is that like... Is that like green? You wait till that light's green before you pee!

Spencer (01:35:16.742)
Yeah. Anyway, Eddie, you kids got a cigarette? God damn.

Chris (01:35:26.553)
Mommy's still not here. Is she coming to pick me up today?

Spencer (01:35:29.31)
YO BOP IS A COPS!

Matt (01:35:32.243)
Alright, my music corpse. Moving on, last question I think. Marjorie... Wow, for now... For now, Marjorie Stewart from the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare is competing in the 1936 Winter Olympics in the biathlon.

Luciano (01:35:39.456)
This is, I never thought I would hear in this podcast. Your mum is a corpse.

Chris (01:35:42.233)
God damn it, you're supposed to be on our side. You were supposed to be a team. Internal burn.

Chris (01:35:59.961)
1930.

Spencer (01:36:00.958)
Okay.

Matt (01:36:02.327)
against Chloe Laurent.

Luciano (01:36:03.968)
Remind me again where that was hosted?

Matt (01:36:07.351)
The 1936 Winter Olympics? Ahhhh

Luciano (01:36:09.216)
Yes, please.

Chris (01:36:13.209)
What's it say?

Spencer (01:36:14.526)
Luciano (01:36:15.648)
What was going on in Germany at the time?

Matt (01:36:19.351)
I mean, hey, let's throw in a kickass, bomb -ass Olympic party that no one wanted to attend.

Chris (01:36:24.377)
Mathfield?

Luciano (01:36:25.104)
-huh, -huh, I see, I see. So they're competing in what, what's the, okay.

Matt (01:36:26.103)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The biathlon, the skiing and shooting one.

Spencer (01:36:31.646)
Is that the one where Jesse Owens won the race?

Chris (01:36:32.281)
Mmm.

Matt (01:36:34.679)
You know what? Sure.

Luciano (01:36:37.664)
For the sake of argument, yes it is.

Spencer (01:36:39.102)
We'll see you later. We'll see you later.

Matt (01:36:39.479)
Yes, Jesse Owens was in the Winter Olympics in 1936 running races.

Luciano (01:36:43.232)
in 1936.

Spencer (01:36:43.346)
No

Yeah, I'm right.

Matt (01:36:50.839)
Are you there?

Spencer (01:36:50.942)
Making me feel stupid when I'm right he Jesse Owens Won go for gold in the 1936 Olympics in front of Hitler as a black man. Yeah And it was like it was like fuck you Hitler

Luciano (01:36:59.68)
I fucked it! Then you were right.

Matt (01:37:03.447)
Well that...

Luciano (01:37:04.544)
Yeah, Matt, duh, are you stupid?

Matt (01:37:06.199)
No, but here, okay, so first of all, these Olympics were not in Berlin. They were in a Garmisch Partikursion. I butchered it. And I bet you that the German Olympics, the summer ones were at a different location at a different time from the winter.

Chris (01:37:07.513)
WHAAAAT

Luciano (01:37:16.064)
Nice.

Spencer (01:37:23.358)
Yeah, this -

Chris (01:37:23.961)
Summer ones were in camp.

Matt (01:37:25.303)
Because they used to be in the same year, right? It's only recently that they've...

Luciano (01:37:27.808)
Yeah, yes.

Spencer (01:37:28.606)
that's why. Yeah, because of the 1936 Summer Olympics in Berlin.

Matt (01:37:33.079)
Yeah, and then there it was often a nice little resort town in the Winter Olympics, I assume. Anyways, answer the question. Chloe Larran versus Marjorie Stewart, who wins? Why? Yeah, it's a biathlon is a Winter Olympics where it's skiing and shooting.

Spencer (01:37:44.414)
in the Winter Olympics.

Chris (01:37:49.785)
See now I feel like it's gonna be a really close match because Stewart Marjorie Stewart is an amazing marks Mark's person but Chloe is good at

Luciano (01:37:59.648)
Yeah, but did you see Chloe shooting Nazis?

Spencer (01:38:03.838)
That was quite a spray. It was like hip fire, extreme.

Chris (01:38:04.441)
I did.

Luciano (01:38:05.408)
Yeah.

Matt (01:38:05.655)
Yeah.

Luciano (01:38:07.968)
There were like seven Nazis all aiming at her and she just sprayed them all. They all died in one spray.

Spencer (01:38:13.822)
Yeah.

Matt (01:38:14.071)
You gotta hit five targets in the biathlon, so if she can just spray five bullets and hit them all instantly, that's way faster than like aiming and shooting.

Luciano (01:38:18.752)
You gotta get the world record. Should get the world record on that.

Chris (01:38:20.185)
Then it's gonna be Chloe because it's gonna be Chloe then. Stewart, Marjorie, Marjorine, Marjorin.

Spencer (01:38:24.094)
But the other girl, Margeret?

Matt (01:38:26.071)
Marjorie.

Luciano (01:38:28.864)
Margeret. Yes, Margeret. Famously, famously existing name Margeret.

Matt (01:38:28.983)
Sure, you know what? Yeah, Marjorette.

Yeah.

Spencer (01:38:34.27)
She seemed like she came from money, so she has experience probably skiing.

Luciano (01:38:39.2)
With skiing, yeah, that's true.

Spencer (01:38:41.566)
I don't think that this lady from a very small occupied German town, Fredg town, has had much skiing experience.

Luciano (01:38:47.135)
German, well, French town, but yeah.

Luciano (01:38:52.68)
True. No, but having snow where you live and knowing how to ski are not the same thing.

Matt (01:38:52.791)
You famously know snow in France.

Spencer (01:39:01.182)
Yeah, Matt.

Matt (01:39:01.463)
Okay. How much snow is in fucking England?

Chris (01:39:01.529)
How do we know she didn't know how to ski?

Luciano (01:39:05.792)
That is also fair. Jokes on you, Matt. You learned to ski in the rain.

Spencer (01:39:06.43)
five.

Matt (01:39:09.879)
You got me there, I ever throw out the question.

Spencer (01:39:10.814)
You

Spencer (01:39:14.622)
No, she was rich though, she could fly any - she could fly anywhere. Even to France.

Chris (01:39:16.025)
No.

Matt (01:39:18.871)
Even to Fred.

Perfect got him answered question over gentlemen, we've done it. We've answered all the questions, but overlord Yes, exactly. That's a great question Let's review this movie. We use our patented review system s is the top f is the bottom You got to pick something in the middle and give us a little hint as to why 2018 is overlord fits into that category

Spencer (01:39:23.038)
Check and mate.

Spencer (01:39:29.79)
Wait, who won?

Chris (01:39:33.785)
Ha ha ha!

Matt (01:39:51.319)
So let's go with Spencer since I decided that on my own.

Spencer (01:39:55.538)
This movie is was fun. It's a good movie. It's not a great movie like you know it's an action movie and it's wacky and silly But I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'll never get sick of watching Nazis get killed that is always entertaining and When they're also turning into monsters, and there's a lots of gore and fun sci -fi kind of elements That's good in my books, so if you like watching

Luciano (01:40:12.576)
Yeah.

Spencer (01:40:25.054)
Nazis get killed and like kind of fun science fiction horror kind of movies, I recommend it. It's no, Dune II. but it, but it's, but it's good. It's no Weekend at Bernie's, but nothing is. I, so I give it a solid right on the number B.

Luciano (01:40:38.464)
Dude, dude. Let's not do that again.

Chris (01:40:42.521)
And it's also no weekend at Bernie's.

Matt (01:40:45.271)
Sure.

Matt (01:40:49.015)
So...

Spencer (01:40:54.91)
The number being B.

Luciano (01:40:55.36)
number be nice.

Matt (01:40:56.791)
The number would be great. I'm very proud of that numbering system. You've been enacted. Luciano, what do you got?

Luciano (01:41:03.04)
I agree, it's fun. Especially in the beginning, I was actually much more excited about it. I thought the action scenes that were related to war were a little better than the ones related to the zombie stuff. The serum stuff bothered me a little bit because it's like they got to the three quarters into the movie and they were like, fuck, we have to wrap this up. All right, let's just do it. Fuck logic, fuck.

script just to get where we needed to go and that kind of bummed me a little bit. I don't regret watching it, don't think I would watch it again. I hate Tibbet, I wish he was the one captured inside of Rosenfeld and I wish he had turned into a zombie and I wish he was killed. But then in the end he gets better so anyway. Solid C for me I would say, it was like okay this was fun but I don't need to do this again.

Matt (01:42:01.751)
Solid number C. Good job. Chris, what number or letter do you want to create this movie?

Luciano (01:42:03.008)
Number C, yes, I'm sorry.

Chris (01:42:08.12)
Number I'm gonna start with falls within a to Q and we'll take it from there I was I don't do well with horror movies, but you guys had like scanned it early ahead of time and like helped me understand or like tried to like What's it assure me that it wouldn't be too too bad and stuff and fortunately that's like like that's exactly what happened So I was able to like breathe a little bit. Although sometimes I was a little scared especially after that after that epic

para jumping paratrooper, scene. I was like, Whoa. but the tone changed and you know, in true movie fashion, like your pro your main protagonist, like they, with each scene, they gain one more piece of plot armor. And I'm like, okay. I think this guy's going to make it through because we need to see what happens at the end. And so I could breathe a little bit more. And I was like, this guy's going to die this time. it's going to die this time.

He's gonna get stabbed, things are gonna come, he's probably gonna turn into a zombie or something like that, but overall, it was, it held up enough. And so the movie started off, like from beginning to end, I was feeling that it was a B until the movie, like the last scene when they're about to get, they fight out that they've got more orders to go and continue fighting in the war. And then I don't remember the name of the original song, but like, like,

When that started off in its original form and then transitioned into the Nas updated 2018 version, they lost me. And so it loses a number letter point. And that's why it's a C.

Luciano (01:43:46.272)
Because of the mood, okay, whatever. Yeah, yeah, no, that's fine.

Matt (01:43:49.079)
Hey man, his system is his system.

Chris (01:43:49.273)
Yeah, the tone changed. The tone changed and I was like, huh. But yeah, it was yeah.

Matt (01:43:55.639)
The system is the system and if music at the very end of a movie makes him change his letter grade, so be it. Other people in the world might think of it like that and they appreciate his weird grading system. Back over here on regular land.

Chris (01:44:00.249)
That's right, and deal with it.

Chris (01:44:05.721)
Thank you. Sit down, Luciano.

Matt (01:44:13.783)
I enjoyed the movie, I had a good time. I'm kind of very similar to all of you guys. It was a fun movie. To Spencer's point, nothing is a better marriage of tropes than Nazis fucking with the occult. It shows up in so many movies and stories. Hellboy, fucking Indiana Jones, Wolfenstein, this movie. Those are just the ones that pop to my mind like immediately.

Spencer (01:44:31.934)
never gets old.

Matt (01:44:42.071)
And so you can keep feeding me that shit all day. Cause I know it's a bunch of evil people doing evil shit, fucking with evil stuff. And I love it when the evil guys get burned by their evil shit. Didn't happen much in this movie, but in general it's fun. So I, you know, thinking of what I gave the last movie a C cause it was fun, but I don't know if I'd watch it again and the stakes were kind of low. I guess I want to sell it to be like Spencer because the stakes existed in this one.

They had a mission, they had to get past the zombies and save people. It all kind of tied together well in that sense. So for me, it's a B. It's a fun movie. And I'm always happy to see Nazi's Eye and people use flamethrowers on zombies.

Spencer (01:45:16.99)
Good?

Spencer (01:45:22.046)
Sorry, was it the number B or the letter B? I missed.

Matt (01:45:24.759)
I'm gonna go with the letter B, so I guess it's slightly different from your scoring system, Spencer. Well...

Spencer (01:45:27.518)
I hard disagree with that.

Chris (01:45:30.169)
Does it transmogrify into the letter D when you run it through that sequencer?

Spencer (01:45:37.006)
No. No it does not. Why don't we ask Samuel - Why don't we ask Samuel Beckett what he thinks?

Luciano (01:45:37.344)
What? What?

Matt (01:45:40.631)
No it does not, there you have it.

Chris (01:45:40.761)
End the podcast! End the podcast! End the podcast!

Matt (01:45:45.655)
We'll ask everybody back in a minute, but first I need to talk about the next movie we're watching. We're continuing World War II month and we are going to go to the most accurate World War II movie I know. Captain America the First Avenger.

Luciano (01:45:57.12)
100%.

Basically a documentary.

Matt (01:46:02.839)
Basically a dark adventure.

Chris (01:46:03.097)
You know, Rosebud.

Matt (01:46:06.647)
And don't worry, we're going to talk about Nazis. And other stuff probably. Again.

Chris (01:46:12.409)
Again.

Spencer (01:46:13.31)
Well, they don't really have Nazis in that movie.

Matt (01:46:16.567)
You're a Nazi.

Luciano (01:46:19.328)
Matt?

Matt (01:46:21.527)
What?

Luciano (01:46:22.336)
Nothing.

Chris (01:46:23.545)
You did it again, man. I thought you learned your lesson the first time.

Luciano (01:46:25.896)
I just like to see you. fuck, what did I say?

Spencer (01:46:26.014)
I did not see that coming.

Matt (01:46:26.327)
Never!

Nah, that's probably fine. I said worse things in this podcast. Yeah, so join us next week when we watch Captain America, the first adventure. Bye.

Chris (01:46:53.529)
So Paul grew up to actually.