Matt (00:01.241)
Hello and welcome to Twins! We got twins!

Spencer (00:05.754)
We got twins! Yee-haw!

Chris (00:10.132)
Please, man!

Matt (00:12.507)
If you haven't watched this movie we watch twisters Which is different from wolfs but the same but different The plural is correct, but we'll focus on twisters

Luciano (00:21.582)
Well, at least the plural is right.

Spencer (00:25.722)
Actually, Twisters is spelled with a V-E-S at the end.

Matt (00:29.128)
That actually makes sense. Twist. Yeah.

Luciano (00:29.39)
Ha ha!

Spencer (00:31.371)
Twister of the... Just like wolves.

Luciano (00:32.792)
Twisterbs!

Matt (00:36.347)
Just like, well, yeah, we watched the 2024. It's 2024, right? Yeah, wild. The 2024, I mean, it's more a tyranny vehicle. Yeah.

Luciano (00:36.59)
Yeah, exactly.

Luciano (00:42.796)
Yes.

Luciano (00:47.947)
More attorney, of course. Of course it's more attorney.

Spencer (00:50.106)
Feels like this movie came out three years ago.

Matt (00:52.443)
I have no idea when it came up, but yeah.

Spencer (00:54.202)
It's already like out of the world type guys, but we're covering it now.

Matt (00:58.277)
covering our ring it back single-handedly.

Chris (01:01.003)
Easily, it's so easy.

Luciano (01:02.584)
Single-handedly we have eight pairs of hands here. Well, four pairs, eight hands. Nice.

Chris (01:04.951)
See?

Spencer (01:05.664)
Octo-handedly.

Chris (01:07.466)
It takes that much love to lift this from the ashes of obscurity.

Matt (01:12.256)
I was gonna bring it back for myself and challenge my other hand and the rest of you guys to hold me down.

Spencer (01:17.722)
I'll be back!

Luciano (01:17.87)
Well, honestly, we should, but let's leave that for later.

Chris (01:18.126)
Hold it!

Matt (01:20.123)
Great. Let's dive in and do the thing we always do with any movie just in case the movie is bad. Spoiler alert, the movie is bad. Let's be positive. Chris, why don't you go first? What you like about Twisters?

Luciano (01:30.604)
Hahaha!

Chris (01:31.79)
This

crawl to me and he's like, no, can do it. I can stand up.

Spencer (02:08.258)
There's no tornado, sir. Turn around. I don't need no science telling me what to do with my eyes. Yeeted.

Luciano (02:10.872)
Yeah

Hahaha

Chris (02:18.696)
Yeeted. That's my favorite part. Watching people get yeeted out of stupidity. Yeah, man.

Spencer (02:23.768)
Yes. Fair.

Matt (02:25.273)
That's good. I think that's a very good point to start at. Luciano.

Luciano (02:30.062)
Do I have to? Okay.

Chris (02:30.99)
Just just just imagine it's gonna go on the VHS to draw people in What do you want them to know?

Matt (02:31.024)
Yes.

Spencer (02:31.904)
my gosh, that's a-

Luciano (02:38.382)
I want them to know that this is not Madam Web. No, it's no, no, I like the visual. I like the visuals.

Matt (02:43.373)
Isn't it? No. Sorry. Your turn. Your turn. It's Craven the Hunter.

Spencer (02:51.088)
It's the meteorologist version of Madame Webb.

Matt (02:54.767)
That's right.

Luciano (02:55.438)
Lord. Not too far from the truth. No, I liked the visuals, like the CG for the tornadoes and the wide expanses. It's a pretty movie. Yeah.

Matt (03:06.619)
Yeah, especially when they do like the zoomed out like seeing like miles and miles of territory.

Luciano (03:12.682)
And like when they shoot, when they show the twins hitting the ground and all that stuff, like it's well done. We have twins. We've got twins. Yeah. So like I like visually the movie is very pretty and that's probably about it. Yeah. No, I'm done. I yield my time.

Spencer (03:16.922)
WING HUNT WINGS!

Matt (03:19.419)
We got Twirls!

Matt (03:30.299)
Hey man, just asked you one question. Don't feel pressed. Thank you. Spencer, what do you got for us?

Spencer (03:38.61)
well.

Luciano (03:41.007)
Dig deep.

Spencer (03:44.154)
I was gonna say the kills and then Chris kind of said that and then I was gonna say the CGI tornadoes and Luciano took that. So I'm kind of caught a little off guard here. I liked, how dumb it was. I mean that in a genuine way. I liked how stupid it was. It made me laugh with how, not, not,

Luciano (03:51.298)
Hahaha

Matt (03:52.251)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Chris (03:54.744)
We got you, trust falloff time.

Chris (04:03.182)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Luciano (04:04.406)
You like that?

Matt (04:05.007)
Yes.

Chris (04:06.03)
Keep going, you got it.

Luciano (04:07.339)
Okay.

Chris (04:09.826)
The sodium chloride, we need to use leverage!

Matt (04:14.255)
No, no. Yeah.

Spencer (04:14.33)
Not just the science, the whole, like just the form. It was like if whatever the whatever woke is the opposite of that is what this movie was. You know, it was just like it was just like. Yeah, yeah, I guess that's what this is like. Yeah, this is a sleep movie, anti sleep like the way that the way that it was like just like America, like we in America, we believe in freedom and we don't.

Chris (04:25.198)
EEEE

Matt (04:26.043)
asleep?

Luciano (04:27.374)
I I sleep, woke and I sleep.

Luciano (04:39.966)
yeah, 100%. I particularly liked when Tyler doesn't know that Kate is from Oklahoma. She's like, I'm going to show you the best of this place and it's a rodeo where they're torturing animals.

Chris (04:48.759)
Yeah

Spencer (04:54.778)
I'm going show you the best this town has to offer.

Matt (04:58.171)
This is the best god dang animal torture pen.

Luciano (05:02.314)
Yeah. I was actually like, I can't believe he said that. I'm going to show you the best of this place. It's how we torture bulls. Let's go.

Spencer (05:02.522)
In this side of Oklahoma, I'll tell you what.

Matt (05:04.655)
That's how I come.

Chris (05:05.975)
Out.

Spencer (05:12.282)
And that that that whole scene made me laugh. Yeah, it was just they go outside. It's like it's like the first scene just it's like, see, it's like a little American flag. And and also there's like ongoing tornado warnings, like constantly on the news. And they're doing this big outdoor event and children's baseball games. I'm just like we're free to main free, free to main free.

Chris (05:12.302)
And then that pizza box.

Matt (05:12.475)
Go Nados!

Luciano (05:21.952)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Luciano (05:34.231)
Yeah.

Matt (05:35.643)
I think we're gonna dive into that. We're... No, no, we'll dive into that because we're starting to go from he likes it to like what the fuck. We're drifting. It's close. Yes.

Luciano (05:38.446)
He's saying he likes it.

Spencer (05:44.718)
Sorry. No, I liked it. was, it didn't take itself too seriously. At least if it was, I didn't notice, you know, it's the perfect amount of like camp, cause that kind of camp only works if they're trying to do it seriously and failing, you know, if they're trying to be silly, it doesn't work. But this was that perfect amount where it's like, seems like they're trying to be serious and melodramatic, but it comes off as silly. And that is what I liked.

Luciano (05:45.154)
Hahaha!

Luciano (05:52.216)
fair.

Matt (06:00.655)
Yes.

Luciano (06:00.984)
Mm-hmm.

Matt (06:08.603)
It works because it's kind of like watching an 80s action movie where if you really stop to think about it now it's like, man that cop just shot like 15 people in front of thousand witnesses. And they all applauded.

Spencer (06:19.29)
And they applauded.

Luciano (06:20.334)
You mean like you mean like when when Connor McLeod is getting out of the the the parking lot and there's like a billion cops there Yeah

Matt (06:32.142)
Yes.

Yeah, and he gets away, yeah, that's exactly it. to Spencer's point, to Spencer's point is just like, you can turn your brain off, you don't have to think about anything, and the movie works.

Chris (06:38.412)
I know my rights.

Spencer (06:48.334)
tremendously. Exactly. That's exactly what I'm gonna say. That is the only way it works.

Luciano (06:48.684)
That's arguably the only way the movie works, but we'll leave it... Yeah?

Matt (06:52.021)
Yeah, there you go.

That's still a positive.

Spencer (06:56.985)
Yes.

Chris (06:57.144)
Leave your brain at home, you're not gonna need it.

Matt (07:00.219)
I would like to say

Spencer (07:05.914)
Not so easy.

Luciano (07:06.574)
Take your time.

Chris (07:08.31)
You, you, trust fall. This is, this is good. You got it. You got you.

Matt (07:08.315)
You're really, you guys are really stripping up the options.

Spencer (07:11.96)
No, no, let's all just not talk and let Matt answer.

Chris (07:15.074)
Let them cook. This is a space, a safe space.

Matt (07:15.417)
I'll let Matt cook. I enjoyed that Paul Scheer was in this movie as a cop at the airport at the end. And I actually appreciate the fact that at no point did Taylor or Kate ever kiss. Even though they're into each other, they didn't waste time. Nah.

Chris (07:23.566)
C O

Luciano (07:24.909)
Okay.

Luciano (07:33.431)
Yes.

Spencer (07:34.958)
That's bullshit. No, it should have ended with a kiss. I was promised a kiss. needed a resolution to their sexual tension.

Matt (07:41.061)
Listen, now.

Luciano (07:42.158)
Like it should be a kiss with like a tornado at the background.

Spencer (07:45.486)
Yeah.

Matt (07:46.881)
Not every story is a dyad, I'm sorry to tell you.

Spencer (07:49.484)
No, this is, this is every story should be a dyad.

Luciano (07:49.75)
no. This one, but this one, what, but this one was though, it's all but in name.

Chris (07:50.446)
Mmm.

Chris (07:57.57)
But I'm glad they didn't do it because they gave us something we didn't know we needed. They turned Tyler into the perfect creep. Like the entire movie, he's all like,

Spencer (08:07.692)
No, he's not a creep. He can't be a creep. He's handsome.

Luciano (08:10.316)
Yeah, he's hot. His hot is not a creep. He's cute.

Matt (08:10.843)
It's hot. Yeah.

Chris (08:12.75)
he was going to kill her. He was going to kill her. He's just like, listen, you know what? When Benson from the UK was doing his story and taking photos, click, click, click, then fuck him. Fuck that's it. He was taking photos. And like, he's taking a photo of Kate looking at the the the horizon and stuff like that. And then Tyler comes in. Yeah, give me one of those two.

Matt (08:14.811)
That's fine. That's fine, Chris.

Spencer (08:15.364)
Hahaha!

Luciano (08:15.534)
Until he kills her, he's not a creep.

Luciano (08:23.849)
and...

Matt (08:25.765)
Close it off.

Matt (08:36.475)
Chris, Chris, at no point am I saying you're wrong, and he definitely is gonna kill her. All I'm saying is that everyone's going to let him because he's attractive. Yes. And he will go to jail because he killed a white girl who's pretty, but they'll be, right, and the people will mail him pictures and wanna get into relationships with him because he's just misguided. Yeah.

Luciano (08:37.068)
Ha ha ha ha!

Spencer (08:37.56)
Thanks.

Luciano (08:43.725)
Yeah.

Spencer (08:44.442)
And then he will have fans once it's done.

Chris (08:46.51)
Correct. Yeah.

Spencer (08:49.945)
Yes.

Chris (08:50.92)
It'll be Club Med Jail.

Luciano (08:51.286)
Right, right.

Chris (08:57.902)
Correct. And if you send me one dollar a day, I will have $30 when I get out of jail times the millions of Falons.

Luciano (08:58.092)
Yeah. This is a.

Matt (09:03.963)
You

Luciano (09:08.556)
This is a little too close to reality. I'm not comfortable.

Matt (09:08.677)
You think you can me in jail for 30 days? That's a million, okay.

Spencer (09:10.522)
Or 30 people in one day Damn it. He's got us dance system

Matt (09:14.651)
Yeah, Warden I got my 30 bucks I'll see you later

Chris (09:15.144)
That's right.

Chris (09:20.673)
Yeah

Luciano (09:20.987)
Ha

Chris (09:23.498)
If you feel it!

Spencer (09:27.002)
Good call.

Luciano (09:27.789)
Yeah.

Matt (09:28.091)
That's also what the warden says to him. Let's dig into some of the controversial parts of this movie. I want to start... We'll start big.

Luciano (09:38.584)
Okay.

Spencer (09:39.044)
Like an EF-EF5 Vic. Okay, let's start EF4.

Matt (09:39.387)
Maybe EF4, we'll see. We have Team Science Fiction Discovery Channel on one side. And we have Team MrBeastNado on the other side.

Chris (09:40.862)
Age.

Spencer (09:54.042)
And they found a way to pick Mr. Beastnado the good guys.

Luciano (09:59.04)
Yeah, that was one of the things I hated the most about this movie.

Matt (09:59.131)
Look at it.

Spencer (10:04.184)
No, the scientists bad. This is what I mean when I said anti woke. Scientists bad. Twitch streaming, Twitch streaming redneck hero. They don't use data. What is this science class? He's a witch.

Matt (10:08.314)
Science bad!

Luciano (10:08.332)
Yeah.

YouTuber, YouTuber, good. yeah.

Matt (10:13.275)
Yeah

Chris (10:14.39)
that don't use data. There it is. Nah.

Luciano (10:18.018)
No, this, yeah. They started like, they started when Tyler shows up, he's clearly like some sort of Jake Paul sort of figure. Like he's like going to the tornado and like messing up other people's livelihoods and.

Chris (10:21.678)
You

Matt (10:24.795)
Hahaha

Spencer (10:36.376)
Mr. Beast is more accurate, I think.

Matt (10:43.163)
I do not know enough about any of these YouTube characters to make a comparison, but...

Spencer (10:46.828)
No, I'll tell you, Mr. Beast is the most apt because just like Mr. Beast giving away money for clicks, so is Tyler. He's giving away money to the poor and monetizing it. He's selling merch to victims of tornadoes to help them, but while filming it. No, no, that's.

Matt (10:54.555)
Mm-hmm.

Luciano (10:57.483)
But that's the thing, he's not giving money, he's selling t-shirts for clicks.

Matt (11:02.107)
Yeah, because you don't you don't need to use your stream money to pay for that stuff

Luciano (11:04.224)
Yeah, but then, but then they try to and then they try to play him off as like some one of those like Twitch streamers or YouTubers who like help people and donate to what

Spencer (11:12.986)
like Robin Hood.

Matt (11:17.551)
That's why he's Mr. Beastnado. Because Mr. Beast does these things all the time, but then when you dig into it, it's like they're financially burdened or like people get injured and... Yeah.

Spencer (11:19.758)
That's like the-

Luciano (11:23.722)
Okay. Yeah. But this is the opposite, right? Because it starts with us thinking he's a douchebag, but then the movie makes him to be like the, has a heart of gold and he's helping people.

Spencer (11:25.914)
And he's a billionaire.

Chris (11:28.418)
Haha.

Matt (11:34.853)
Does... But see, but see this is Chris's point. It actually doesn't do much. He's just pretty. And so we all...

Spencer (11:43.47)
that.

Luciano (11:47.308)
No, but he was like helping people like when they were in the motel there, they're trying to help people. And even though the guy went, I don't need no eyes to know there's no tornado. And the guy kind of got like, like he was trying to help. And he was trying to like, your science friends, they're evil. They're trying to profit off of blah, blah.

Chris (11:59.63)
V!

Matt (12:08.111)
Yeah, but everybody can clearly see that she's just doing that in front of the pretty girl.

Spencer (12:12.94)
Yeah, that's pretty you know been great a great twist would have been if that if Benson the Photographer was actually was actually filming him the whole time and all of that heroic stuff was just for the camera and at the end he's like This is all going on the stream and she's like you just did it for the money. He's like they don't call me mr. Beast for nothing They don't call me the mr. Beast of tornadoes. They go to the tornado Wrangler. Nah They call me mr. Beast of tornadoes

Luciano (12:12.942)
Sure, sure.

Luciano (12:19.323)
Benson.

Chris (12:21.748)
Yeah.

Chris (12:31.554)
Yeah.

Matt (12:34.199)
Hahaha

Chris (12:38.924)
Why do you have a wall of all my pictures?

Luciano (12:41.902)
They call me Tornado Wrangler, I call myself the Beast Tornado.

Spencer (12:45.818)
The beast of tornadoes yeah, that'd been great. It would a great twist if it was like the whole time He's just like the most vain youtuber like classic like YouTube or villain. I mean that would have been perfect

Chris (12:53.646)
cringe, babe.

Luciano (12:58.05)
Yeah.

Chris (12:59.79)
field day.

Matt (12:59.803)
So I do want to ask, I was going to ask a question before you guys just went...

Spencer (13:06.638)
As we do.

Matt (13:07.263)
these teams as you do. What is... why are they at each other's throats about getting to a tornado first? Tornadoes, from what I can recall or have seen, take up a large amount of area and it seems like anybody who wanted to be around a tornado could be around a tornado.

Luciano (13:08.523)
As we do.

Spencer (13:33.336)
No, you see the first person who gets the tornado legally owns that tornado. They claim it like first person on a planet. If you plant your flag. Yeah, squatters rights. If you squat in a tornado, you claim that territory. No, it's legally binding.

Luciano (13:38.359)
Yeah, it claims it.

Matt (13:39.641)
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, okay.

Chris (13:40.962)
dibs.

Luciano (13:42.09)
It's... What is it called? Squatter's Law? whatever? Squatter's Rights?

Chris (13:51.948)
and defecate.

Luciano (13:54.626)
Yeah, optional. The defecation is optional.

Chris (13:58.07)
You because you signed on the dotted.

Matt (14:02.189)
It's too easy to get so, like enough, like a lot of people at the same time in the tornado. The defecation clause, that's really, really no, they're serious about tornado ownership.

Spencer (14:10.714)
That's how you know they read the rule book.

Luciano (14:10.974)
I see. If you're willing to drop your pants and shit into a tornado, you mean you mean business.

Chris (14:15.918)
I believe the term is drop trow, sir.

Matt (14:19.963)
Drop Travnader, I believe.

Spencer (14:21.434)
that's such a stretch but that is a good question because I remember in the first twister they were racing other tornado chasers

Luciano (14:22.158)
Trow- Trow-nado.

Chris (14:24.333)
Yeah.

Matt (14:35.599)
Yes, they both have their own version of the Dolly or Daisy. The balls that go up inside and be the first person to map a tornado.

Spencer (14:39.478)
Yeah, they wanted to be the

Yes, there was actually like a reason they wanted to do something first in this one. They, one wants to map a tornado with science and the other one wants to drive into it and shoot rockets up the middle. I don't believe those are, you know, conflicting interests, you know?

Matt (14:45.871)
Yes. Yeah.

Luciano (15:01.752)
Conflicting, yeah. Yeah.

Matt (15:03.833)
What, I mean, so if you're a Team Discovery channel and you get your whatever, blocks, you know, your triad, yeah, your triad of hot dog signs in the right place and you map the tornado, damn it.

Spencer (15:11.62)
Triad.

Chris (15:13.198)
there.

Chris (15:17.047)
Knowledge.

Luciano (15:18.99)
that's bad.

Spencer (15:20.065)
no.

Chris (15:22.094)
Am I seeing this too?

Spencer (15:23.181)
Yeah, yeah, who's?

Luciano (15:23.787)
Yeah.

Spencer (15:26.298)
He's gone. Freeze for him?

Chris (15:26.306)
break.

Luciano (15:27.33)
That is a great frame to freeze on.

Spencer (15:33.274)
Ugh.

Chris (15:35.992)
Take a picture of it.

Spencer (15:37.154)
Yeah.

Luciano (15:37.23)
This is what you look like right now.

Chris (15:42.798)
It happened to any one of us Yeah, maybe it's the time of year because my internet's been up and down

Matt (15:43.931)
Okay.

Luciano (15:51.648)
I don't think the interwebs care about what time of year it is.

Chris (16:01.326)
Yeah, I picked up a Bell Wi-Fi pod.

Luciano (16:04.622)
Ooh, he fell. His internet probably crapped up.

Chris (16:09.58)
Yeah, because I'm in the basement and my modem is like one floor up. So I bought a Wi-Fi pod and I wired, I put a network cable in. So the Wi-Fi pod is literally on the top of the bookshelf and apparently now I get excellent signal. So that's encouraging, but I do notice some slowdown, but it was better than before.

Luciano (16:30.158)
I'm also noticing some feedback from your mic.

Chris (16:32.93)
Yeah, my Bluetooth devices are off, but my phone's smart phone is close by. Maybe I should.

Luciano (16:40.75)
It's OK for now. My desktop is all wired. I don't care. Even the mouse is wired. The only thing that I have is wireless is this.

Chris (16:47.918)
Hmm

Chris (16:51.598)
So then if you're getting feedback, it could be from my Bluetooth keyboard.

Luciano (16:57.304)
too.

Chris (16:58.126)
I hear something too. Could be a bunch of wires. really don't know. What else did I turn on? It could be this.

Luciano (17:02.431)
It wasn't doing that before. Hello, have you picked yourself up from the floor?

Matt (17:09.113)
Yes. Did I die?

Luciano (17:12.191)
Yeah, it was funny the the frame you froze in it was very funny. Yeah

Matt (17:15.589)
because it's like this.

Chris (17:19.022)
Spencer took a photo for posterity. was very, it was very, it was, I couldn't look away.

Matt (17:21.05)
Great.

Luciano (17:21.154)
Yeah, he posted it on WhatsApp.

Matt (17:27.257)
You're you're buzzing a lot.

Chris (17:29.058)
Yeah, I know. I don't know why. I've been shutting down my other devices as soon as Luciano let me know to see if that could help. I don't know what it.

Luciano (17:30.111)
I told him.

Matt (17:43.717)
I mean, the best guess is probably the microphone and the wire underneath it. Because when you seem to move it, I can hear it more.

Luciano (17:48.802)
Yeah. The wire disconnecting to the microphone might be loose or something.

Chris (17:50.766)
close that one.

Matt (17:53.679)
Yeah.

Chris (17:54.296)
Okay, so then I'll try.

Matt (17:58.157)
It sounds like it's the wire at the bottom going in.

Chris (18:03.544)
give something more swag.

I hear it too. Everything seems secure.

Matt (18:19.813)
Still kind of floating in the background but still there.

Luciano (18:20.238)
Seems better now.

Yeah, a little bit on the background, but better.

Chris (18:30.752)
I I'm also wired in and I've noticed that I've been getting some interesting, some, I don't know if I should call it resonance, but like this is daisy chained, wired into wire into my computer. Okay, so then maybe I'll try to go direct.

Matt (18:44.451)
Yeah, that can't be great.

Matt (18:53.263)
Just...

Chris (18:54.254)
Is this any better?

Matt (18:56.259)
I don't hear anything right now.

Luciano (18:57.302)
I don't hear anything yet.

Matt (18:59.845)
It might be this or it not be, but just generally the more wires and things you add to plug into the more points of failure you introduce, right? All right, I know where I was when I was ranting and got disconnected, somewhere in the right there, I'm gonna go at 2.30 on my side. I don't know if that is, 10 seconds.

Spencer (19:13.754)
But if you're on the word triad.

Chris (19:15.95)
Mmm.

Matt (19:31.781)
So you've done your mapping, your triad, you will, mapping. And as you see the scan come through the tornado, you just got this big ass fucking dot ram truck in the bottom of your tornado scan. Is that good?

Spencer (19:42.722)
Hahaha!

Luciano (19:43.406)
Yeah, yeah, and with like with the with the fireworks shooting up the tornado

Matt (19:48.165)
Yeah, you're just fucking fired off fireworks. Yeah, that's it. Dodge Ram. Woo!

Spencer (19:49.166)
That's great for your Dodge Ram ad you're making. This whole movie's a Dodge Ram ad.

Luciano (19:55.948)
Yeah, that's the next commercial for the Dodge Ram.

Chris (19:55.969)
It's true.

Matt (19:57.913)
Yep.

Chris (19:59.24)
All the vehicles that were non-RAMs were vehicles that got absolutely smoked.

Matt (20:06.007)
You couldn't see anything. Yeah, I got hit.

Luciano (20:06.562)
True, yeah.

Spencer (20:08.858)
Well, that's just, that's just facts. That's why you gotta buy a Dodge Ram. You're not paying attention.

Chris (20:11.246)
You know

Luciano (20:11.822)
Yeah. I don't, but I don't, I don't like it. I think the only thing that I can think of of why, and this is not even an in movie thing. It's like why the movie makers decided to do this is just to have action scenes, I guess. So they're like, Ooh, look, they hate each other, blah, blah, blah, or whatever.

Spencer (20:32.92)
It's because it happened in the first movie and they need to do it again, even if it doesn't make sense. And when you step back and look at it, what a bunch of assholes. If you see a team trying to map out a tornado with these scientific devices and they're like, I'm going to go drop in and shoot a firework. Like, what an asshole. And they're like, they're the good guys. It's just like, well, they're not using that science for good. It's like, well, the science is the science. Like if they might not be using it for good, but having good data on a on a on

Chris (20:33.196)
Yeah.

Luciano (20:36.813)
Yep.

Chris (20:47.598)
I'm gonna run them off the road.

Luciano (20:47.97)
Well, that's, that's MERICA for you!

Luciano (20:57.716)
Yeah.

Data could be helpful, yeah.

Spencer (21:02.106)
on a tornado could save lives. Well, I gotta stream myself shooting fireworks up his ass. It's just like, what a, what an asshole.

Luciano (21:10.466)
Yeah, but all but that's very America too. Like all that was missing was after he almost ran them off the road there. She just heard an eagle playing and I have a American flag passing in the background.

Matt (21:15.736)
Woof woof!

Spencer (21:19.864)
He's like... No, he should have drove him off the road and been like, Fuck you Fauci! We don't need no masks!

Chris (21:25.495)
Yeah.

Luciano (21:25.655)
Hahaha!

Luciano (21:30.2)
We don't need no data!

Matt (21:36.111)
Perfect.

Chris (21:36.492)
It would have been pretty, the cherry on top would have been if they accidentally did run one of the scientist vehicles off the road. And then they're like, no, wait a minute, I think those guys are hurt. No, fuck Dr. Oz and his crew. We're here to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Luciano (21:49.998)
Not Dr. because Dr. Oz would be... He was beyond the side of the Wranglers. He was a doctor, but you know... Actually, I'm actually surprised they didn't shoot actual guns up when they were standing in middle of the tornado.

Spencer (21:51.01)
No, Dr. Oz is, he's one of them. He's no doctor.

Matt (21:51.653)
He's one of them. Yeah.

Spencer (21:57.518)
He's a doctor of tornadoes now! Yee-haw!

Chris (21:59.854)
See, them cyclones look like they can take some ozempic.

Spencer (22:10.958)
Well, that's one of my big one of my notes of this movie is it rides the line of like. Like it's so dumb, but then they still try and play it serious, and I would have loved if they went like full stupid. And I just wish this movie was dumber like I like I wrote my my dream version of this movie is like one she's she is just a psychic. She has the gift. She's a tornado psychic.

Matt (22:11.206)
They shot fireworks, it's fine. Let's bet it on a gun.

Luciano (22:27.68)
Yeah.

Matt (22:38.169)
Okay, so far true next

Chris (22:38.496)
Ha ha ha ha.

Spencer (22:40.812)
Okay, so that works. The opening same thing kills all her friends, but after she killed, after the tornado kills her friends, she says the tornado took everything from me and I will kill it. And the goal is to kill tornadoes, not tame them. And I want the bad guys, you know how he was working for the military, Yavi was like, I have a secret investor. I wanted that to be the military trying to weaponize tornadoes.

Luciano (22:53.132)
Okay.

Matt (22:53.209)
Mm-hmm. Yep.

Chris (22:55.694)
Hmm.

Luciano (22:56.28)
Right.

Chris (23:06.926)
Mmm.

Luciano (23:07.918)
So go fool like Team America or police.

Spencer (23:11.162)
full full stupid and then I wanted the tornado to like and they almost did this where it's like the train that was actually after her like it has a vendetta

Matt (23:11.973)

Luciano (23:23.766)
Yeah, like and and like that that one tornado is the one that picks up fire and yeah

Chris (23:24.078)
God.

Spencer (23:27.266)
Yeah, that's the same tornado that killed my friends.

Matt (23:28.825)
That's the level up of the tornado. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And since they have science and technology, the tornado has to level up to throwing fire to make it more dangerous.

Luciano (23:31.662)
The same tornado that killed my friend. I would recognize it anywhere.

Spencer (23:32.826)
Yeah, it's back.

Yeah.

Chris (23:37.292)
Hmm

Spencer (23:41.498)
Yeah, like I want it to be like almost if not fully sentient. Like it knows that they've gotten stronger with their formulas. So it had to get stronger.

Chris (23:47.779)
Hmm.

Luciano (23:48.194)
Right.

Chris (23:52.12)
You saw it.

Luciano (23:52.288)
Like to the point where the tornado is going to like fuck up some town and the tornado sees her and banks to go after her

Chris (23:59.342)
you

Spencer (23:59.618)
Yeah, to the point where when she looks in the back of her mirror the tornado's inside the car with her.

Matt (24:03.909)
But I don't I don't think the toilet should be yes

Luciano (24:04.174)
Ha

Chris (24:04.459)
No, no, no, no, no,

Luciano (24:08.531)
no, not again!

Spencer (24:09.082)
No, that's like the closing scene. It's like we did it. We finally defeated it. And then she turns the mirror and it's right in the back seat.

Matt (24:15.461)
That's... And scene. She's like...

Luciano (24:15.948)
Hahaha!

It's windy back there. What's happening?

Spencer (24:20.186)
Yeah. You say something Tyler and he's just like cut in half. And the tornado's in the car.

Luciano (24:24.974)
Yeah.

Matt (24:25.765)
Spencer, I think she should have a a nervous tick about windows being open in cars because that's how the tornado gets in. At the end, like she goes to crack the tornado and Tyler's like, you sure? It's like, killed a tornado. We're safe. Yeah.

Spencer (24:33.466)
Yeah, yeah, and then yeah

Luciano (24:33.59)
Yeah. Gets in? Yeah.

Chris (24:35.042)
Baaaah

Spencer (24:41.559)
We're safe now.

Luciano (24:42.418)
No, I played like this whole like Epiphany moment of hers like I'm safe now and he goes no the window and she goes no no no I'm okay. She rolls up the fuck up fucked up everything I Would I would I would watch that movie for sure

Spencer (24:56.388)
perfect yeah now that's a movie yeah like that's what I'm

Chris (25:00.888)
Correct.

Matt (25:01.094)
This is Spencer brings up the exact problem with this movie and with me like it's Everything is milk toast except for the one one black science or science doctor milk toast white boring cardboard cutter and everything right like no one everyone has a little a little bit of damage to make you know to say She was haunted by the tornado killing all of her friends And then this guy secretly wants to get with her, but it's also a science nerd He's on the evil team, but he has a heart. It's conflicted

Spencer (25:11.746)
Yeah

Chris (25:12.078)
Yeah, black scientists.

Luciano (25:17.068)
Yeah.

Matt (25:30.639)
We got super attractive tornado wrangler man who's crazy. And then got evil science guy who's evil. And then we got evil house buying guy who's evil.

Spencer (25:38.586)
But how did you know he was evil? Because he said, I don't care about the people. I don't care if they die.

Chris (25:38.741)
No.

Luciano (25:39.682)
So in your, he said, don't care. Yeah, literally he said it. I don't care about the people. Yeah.

Chris (25:43.564)
It true. Yeah.

Matt (25:46.905)
Hahaha

Chris (25:49.688)
Sometimes you gotta take a stance. Sometimes you gotta paint in black and white.

Matt (25:49.87)
Maybe.

Luciano (25:52.43)
So, Spencer, in your version of the movie, do we get a scene of Superman talking to the tornado and trying to bribe it or something? Okay, yeah. Listen, I know where you can pick up fire, but if you do, you have to work for us.

Spencer (25:52.735)
You gotta stand for something.

Spencer (26:03.33)
Yeah, they definitely, they're in cahoots for sure. Yeah, you're so right about that. There's a...

No, no, here we go. It's like that classic scene. They captured the tornado and it's in a prison cell with a glass window pane, like always. And then he comes to discuss and he says, I think we could make a deal. And the next scene.

Matt (26:20.037)
Mm-hmm.

Luciano (26:20.598)
Right, right.

Chris (26:25.899)
listening

Luciano (26:26.99)
Hey, tornado just goes. Yes, Clarice.

Matt (26:27.382)
Hahaha

Spencer (26:33.722)
No.

Chris (26:34.732)
You think these chains can hold me?

Spencer (26:37.388)
You

Matt (26:38.607)
Yeah, I understand the exact plot of this movie. send that tornado kills all of her friends. And then Superman's science company wants to buy the family property where Kate lives on. And so he has to hire this tornado. He breaks this tornado out of jail because the tornado is a trained killer. He knows how to get the job done.

Spencer (26:57.516)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Chris (27:02.382)
Mm-hmm.

Spencer (27:04.708)
perfect. And instead of barrels of liquid that needs to be sucked up, it's a mini gun that shoots the chemical. And you can just picture a scene of her, them driving and her on the back of the Dodge Ram with the mini gun as the tornado is chasing them.

Luciano (27:04.854)
It's the only tornado that could.

Luciano (27:13.313)
Of course, of course.

Luciano (27:21.878)
Yeah, we modified this, we modified this minigun to shoot the polymers!

Spencer (27:25.562)
Then she goes, smile you son of a bitch. Suck this.

Chris (27:27.672)
Ha ha.

Chris (27:31.234)
I know your name.

Matt (27:31.666)
I think they also fire at least one, they gotta keep the fireworks, so they got like a fireworks missile launcher full of like...

Spencer (27:35.843)
Of course.

Well, the firework makes the tornado susceptible to the chemicals because it opens up its pores. It lowers its inhibition.

Luciano (27:39.629)
Hahaha!

Luciano (27:43.342)
Susceptible. Yeah, it lowers it lowers its defenses Yeah, that's who?

Matt (27:46.987)
It's inhibition.

Chris (27:51.02)
Because it's seeking the tornado seeking a mate. Which is why that's what it levels up, because it was a three, four. And then when Kate and crew kill its mate, then it became personal.

Matt (27:53.465)
Yeah, that's how you get it.

Spencer (27:54.381)
No, no, do-

Luciano (28:03.246)
It goes like Goku on a vengeance cruise. He becomes a super saiyan tornado. And he powers up to a five.

Spencer (28:04.09)
that it became personal. I like it.

Matt (28:05.433)
Yep. Yeah.

Chris (28:07.906)
You took my heart. I take your town!

Spencer (28:11.66)
Yeah, she and then Kate goes, which is first confronts the trailer. You took everything from me in the twister. I don't even know who you are.

Matt (28:12.685)
Quisters! The yes means Super Saiyan Tornado.

Luciano (28:16.433)
Hahaha!

Luciano (28:23.822)
Yeah, for now it goes for you. It must have been a terrible day, but for tornado it was Tuesday

Chris (28:24.066)
Yeah

Spencer (28:28.558)
Yeah

Chris (28:30.35)
And then we need an 80s love a love track where the tornado is like Mourning the loss of its of its mate and then it's like quick montage, right? Let's and then like and then the cut to a close shot of the tornado try to reconcile but then Kate comes up all over the shoulder and tornadoes like I knew you'd

Matt (28:52.911)
Chris, Chris, I was actually thinking, Chris, I was actually thinking that it would be, he would be like, it'd be that sad love track where he's like staring at his, dead woman's, you know, in the picture. And then, and then you like, you slice the frame in half and it's Kate staring at her dead boyfriend from the exact same. Yeah.

Spencer (28:53.21)
We're putting together a team!

Luciano (28:53.281)
Hahaha!

Chris (29:05.41)
Tornado corpse or something.

Spencer (29:07.674)
Ha

Chris (29:11.544)
Yeah.

Duality. Listen.

Spencer (29:14.615)
Now we're making art. I didn't know we were making an Oscar movie.

Luciano (29:17.088)
Yeah, yeah. This is like Edgar Wright levels of like scene cutting. Yeah, yeah.

Matt (29:19.001)
Hahaha.

Spencer (29:22.074)
This just took a level up in production quality.

Matt (29:22.67)
Yeah.

Chris (29:25.976)
Cinematography!

Luciano (29:28.11)
I thought what you were going to say, Chris, is that it was looking at the picture of its dead tornado wife. And then it cuts to Kate shooting a bazooka at the tornado. She never even did it. It's just the tornado's recollection of it. And then it's like, I will get you, woman.

Spencer (29:29.86)
And then it's the tornado working out.

Matt (29:31.941)
you

Spencer (29:38.996)
Dead tornado just like a cloud or like just like water

Matt (29:40.865)
Hahaha

Chris (29:43.021)
Yeah.

Chris (29:52.237)
Yeah.

Chris (29:56.482)
Yeah

Spencer (29:58.02)
than a workout month.

to the danger zone. I don't know.

Luciano (30:03.906)
Why not Eye of the Tiger though?

Chris (30:05.89)
Because they're both on a collision course of destiny.

Matt (30:05.944)
You know why.

Yeah, you know why.

Luciano (30:09.134)
Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I would watch that movie.

Spencer (30:10.478)
I think we got it. We got it.

Chris (30:12.366)
Fuck this original movie, man. Like, no one's ever decided to put Daniel Day-Lewis in a foam body of tornado and let the man cook. But we did! We did! Yeah.

Matt (30:12.399)
Anyways.

Spencer (30:13.888)
I don't know.

Spencer (30:23.738)
It's all practical?

Luciano (30:23.886)
Of course, every time they shoot a scene they have to make a tornado. It's practical effects, they have to destroy houses.

Matt (30:28.291)
Hahaha

Matt (30:36.581)
It's true.

Chris (30:36.952)
Yeah, it's fact. This is cinema, folks.

Matt (30:41.989)
I'm glad we got Dan Z. Lewis out of retirement for this movie. was great. Great casting by us. Let's talk about plot holes in this movie. I don't know if we'll find any. If you're brand new to what we do here and you've just experienced the first third of this podcast, in the second third of this podcast, we seriously critically look at potential plot holes in this movie that make it less enjoyable and confusing to the viewer.

Chris (30:45.453)
You know?

Spencer (30:47.034)
worth it.

Luciano (30:50.69)
Hahaha

Spencer (30:51.738)
What?

Chris (30:51.854)
God damn.

Matt (31:09.059)
And so when we do this, we like to be very specific about our critiquing to make sure you understand where the lines are. Yeah, we're not trying to mislead you or make fun of the movie in any way. So with that in mind, the plot hole for this movie is science. It does not understand it and it doesn't care to acknowledge it.

Luciano (31:14.614)
Yeah, we want to be precise, right?

Luciano (31:25.764)
Yes, it is.

Luciano (31:30.218)
Yeah.

Spencer (31:31.61)
is where our in screenwriting come handy.

Luciano (31:35.022)
from the beginning really this movie is like that too but like the whole first scene where like they have this what I can only call a fret party of people going after this tornado with like the barrels of thing and they're like we want to have this one thing so we can ask for a major grant none of that is ever how it works and

Matt (31:37.561)
from the beginning of time.

Chris (31:39.628)
D'heheh

Chris (31:48.43)
Hmm.

Luciano (32:03.318)
I'm not going to get into this right now. I'll get into it later. But the whole Polymer thing pisses me off. But we can talk about it later. Otherwise, we're going to be here forever. I know. know. That's what I'm just.

Matt (32:09.539)
This isn't actually it's us talking about the plot hole

Chris (32:12.974)
I feel your anger which therefore seems to have ushered us into a very cathartic lightning round of amma actually

Luciano (32:23.756)
Wow. nice.

Spencer (32:23.962)
You a tornado round.

Chris (32:25.634)
Tornado, NATO round.

Luciano (32:29.994)
No, it's just, it doesn't make any fucking sense for God's sakes. In the beginning, they leave it, I was actually happy. They're like, this polymer thing is going to absorb the tornado. It's going to attain the tornado. I'm like, okay, don't explain it. And then they get to the end where of course Tyler is also a meteorologist or whatever.

Spencer (32:31.62)
Tell us about the polymers, Luciano.

Chris (32:31.982)
Do feel better?

See, this is how we have to create space for each other.

Matt (32:38.479)
Do it. Do it you coward. Tell us about the polymers.

Chris (32:41.55)
That's the backwards! That's space enclosed!

Luciano (32:59.502)
And then they're like, the models are much better now. we can have this. We have 1.5 tons of this polymer, and it's going to absorb 35 times or whatever the amount or 45 times the amount of water. So we're going to end up with 450 tons of water that is just going to magically disappear. As you see in the end, water, when it's collected by this polymer, just magically disappears into the ether.

never to be seen again, never to drown everybody who's under the fucking thing, never to come down as rain and flood the towns that, hey, you're not getting run over by tornadoes, you're getting flooded. Much better, right? That is much better.

Matt (33:43.301)
This has been actually brought to you by Angry Luciano and his ability to wield large numbers.

Luciano (33:46.85)
Yeah, cut me off because I could go all day.

Chris (33:52.814)
So when you think about cult NATO fiend Tyler, right? He's stirring the pot via streaming. And we've touched on this before. Like they're generating a lot of money. He's not, there's only one instance where he's like, do not try this at home. We're trained professionals. every other time he's like, if you feel it, ride it.

Luciano (33:52.814)
They're not even that large.

Matt (33:56.613)
Mm-hmm.

Luciano (34:03.639)
Right.

Chris (34:22.796)
So send me mixed messages.

Spencer (34:23.064)
How is this how is this a science plot hole Chris? How is this science?

Luciano (34:25.43)
Yeah, I was gonna ask, are we talking about science here?

Chris (34:27.82)
The science of treading carefully does not exist and therefore I think he's a cult leader.

Spencer (34:34.714)
Is that your hypothesis scientifically? Determine. Very good, sir. Very good.

Chris (34:38.772)
used the scientific method to consider and then disregard the rest. But thank you.

Matt (34:43.397)
You know what? has used the same amount of science in his argument that this movie used in its plot. Congratulations! Congratulations, Chris, for showing the hypocrisy of not only man, but twisters. That's fair. Other science plot holes that I noticed that Luciano and I didn't rage about specifically...

Spencer (34:48.313)
Yeah.

Chris (34:50.944)
I used the ingredients that I was given.

Chris (34:58.414)
I'm just a mirror. I'm just a mirror.

Matt (35:10.733)
So, maybe it's not science, but how come no one in Oklahoma understands or builds the things that science should have told them to do to prevent dying from said tornadoes? I understand the tornadoes is gonna rip a building apart, but like how did that one town literally have nowhere for people to go?

Chris (35:29.464)
bunkers and so on.

Luciano (35:30.412)
It was more than one, right? Every town we see gets leveled. Yeah.

Matt (35:32.035)
every town.

Spencer (35:34.116)
We don't do basements.

Matt (35:36.515)
Shouldn't science tell you to... I feel like we don't need... You know what, got me there, my bad, I yield my time.

Spencer (35:40.674)
Yeah, but who's gonna listen to science? Okay, Dr. Fauci! I'm gonna build a basement now?

Chris (35:44.14)
Not Sepulchra!

Luciano (35:46.732)
Hahaha

Chris (35:48.77)
Have you got a ditch? go on and just go on and get in it.

Luciano (35:49.656)
What? Do you also want me to wear a mask on that basement? that what you want me to do?

Spencer (35:54.202)
The plan, dammit. The plan, NATO.

Chris (35:57.058)
telling you, we got these dishes for a reason. This is America. You got one, just go on and get it. But it looks like there's full of refuse and water and mud in there. It's going to get down.

Matt (36:07.587)
Alright, it's fine.

Spencer (36:07.802)
You want me to go underground in the basement? Yeah, I'll be underground when I'm dead six feet under. Get outta here, now get!

Matt (36:12.325)
You

I was born a tornado wrangler and I died a tornado wrangler.

Spencer (36:20.57)
Sir, sir, this is a Wendy's.

Chris (36:20.622)
Mmm.

Luciano (36:20.876)
Yeah.

Chris (36:23.694)
I SAID WHAT I SAID!

Spencer (36:25.018)
I mean, I'd like to talk about the science of her gift of her.

Matt (36:30.583)
yeah, yeah.

Chris (36:31.534)
Ability? Sure, you're get-

Luciano (36:32.547)
The science of her psychic abilities to find tornadoes.

Spencer (36:35.528)
Maybe mutation is the right word?

Matt (36:38.179)
Hmm.

Chris (36:38.407)
So you're saying she's a poor man's storm?

Luciano (36:42.382)
I was gonna say, the shittiest possible version of Storm.

Spencer (36:45.402)
Storm with none of the good things.

Chris (36:45.518)
She's like...

Something tells me it's going in the east, but the data says the west. I said we go east!

Luciano (36:52.396)
Yeah, her powers are the same that a bunion has, the aches when there's a star.

Chris (36:57.07)
It's raining I think I think a storm's a brewing my my sciatica tells me that it's gonna be an f3

Luciano (37:01.358)
I feel it in my knees that my knees be swollen.

Spencer (37:04.026)
I'm feeling my plums.

Matt (37:08.729)
My powers my powers were passed down to me by my great great grandpappy Don't add powers

Luciano (37:09.155)
You

Spencer (37:10.558)
You

Chris (37:14.99)
See?

Spencer (37:15.674)
No data power.

Luciano (37:17.258)
Yeah.

Chris (37:22.158)
It's biblical.

Luciano (37:23.096)
She went to school for it, man!

Matt (37:25.487)
Mm-hmm.

Spencer (37:26.404)
But even in the first scene, they're like, data says, it's like, trust Kate's gifts more than we trust the data. And I'm like.

Matt (37:33.871)
Trust Kate's Gifts any day of the week.

Chris (37:34.072)
Yeah.

Luciano (37:34.156)
Well, they say instincts, you know, might as well have said gifts or powers or abilities.

Spencer (37:40.555)
mutations.

Chris (37:40.738)
There was a time I would have done anything for you, Kate, and now that time has come again for me to cast all reason aside.

Matt (37:41.573)
Mm-hmm

Matt (37:51.139)
Hey, that's not science, that's love. These are different things,

Spencer (37:53.166)
Yeah, love can go back through time. Yeah, I just think, I know I liked how they tried to make it seem like she was, they cut, they try to have their cake and eat it too, right? They're like, she's a gift. And then they're like, I can tell by the water pressure in it. And it's all these, yeah. And then it's like, no, they're just very.

Matt (37:56.559)
Sure can.

Luciano (38:04.982)
Yes.

Matt (38:08.143)
They both have the gift.

Luciano (38:09.55)
Somebody read the Wikipedia page on meteorology and grabbed a few like terms and whatever. And then they, yeah, there's a double pressure system or whatever. yeah, that's gonna sound sciency enough.

Spencer (38:22.062)
Double pressure system is if the air feels heavy.

Luciano (38:25.679)
Yeah, the air feels heavy.

Matt (38:27.149)
double pressure system is the two of them

Spencer (38:30.97)
and the heaviness is the heaviness of her breasts.

Luciano (38:31.788)
Who? The twins? The twins really love?

Chris (38:37.772)
Look at the striations. Who called that in? The striations coming from the cuniless. But we don't know what's happening above the canopy. Yeah. Yeah.

Matt (38:39.459)
Hahaha

Spencer (38:47.342)
Science. Science Handwave. Done.

Luciano (38:49.934)
Science power.

Matt (38:51.013)
I'm really impressed we could afford to get Boone on the podcast guys. You guys, that's a real surprise. I didn't think he could pull it off, so I'm excited.

Chris (38:55.502)
You

Luciano (38:55.894)
Hahaha!

Chris (39:01.206)
It's, boo, my man. my God.

Spencer (39:04.09)
I'm gonna let you blow up some things, boon.

Luciano (39:04.427)
Ma-

Chris (39:07.17)
What is your job?

Luciano (39:08.944)
Hahahaha!

Spencer (39:09.85)
Well, yep.

Chris (39:11.854)
You are a gentleman in a scholar boon all day

Matt (39:14.501)
Other science things that annoy me is the idea that meteorologist Ken says the models are way better. And it makes me wonder what Harvey's team is doing. Like, I understand they're mapping a tornado, but like, at least before they're all in the first twister, they're like, we have no idea what a tornado does. We have no idea what it looks like. So we're going to map it.

And then this one, they're just like, you ever map for the tornado? Why? Again.

Luciano (39:47.214)
Again, because they already had like a similar thing in the beginning where he does the little like the balls. Yeah, yeah.

Matt (39:52.793)
He does the one from Twister, yeah. I guess maybe it's the implication that this is not in the same universe.

Luciano (39:58.324)
enough it's not i don't know it should be

Spencer (39:59.82)
No, it is. No, the beginning they had, they were using the Daisy in this movie. And they're like, Daisy's good and all, but this one has like 3D scanning technology. Yeah, it's got like infrared, X-ray, Twitch streaming, Wi-Fi.

Matt (40:02.095)
But if it is, sure. Right. Right.

Luciano (40:06.967)
Yeah.

Matt (40:12.183)
Or is he adding shit to it?

Luciano (40:17.516)
Also, let's talk about that too, because the daisy is like, yeah, has a LED in the back, LED. So like.

Matt (40:18.789)
I could say all those words. Dolby surround sound.

Spencer (40:25.326)
Hahaha!

Chris (40:26.392)
JUMBILAYER

Matt (40:30.265)
Yep. But only USB one, it's really confusing.

Spencer (40:33.535)
Bluetooth compatible. You can listen to Tornado anywhere.

Chris (40:33.912)
Heh.

Luciano (40:35.21)
Yeah, yeah, can you can install an app on your phone to control it but but like

Chris (40:40.878)
You can teach the tornado what slipknot feels like.

Spencer (40:40.878)
Yep.

Luciano (40:45.57)
This one, like the Daisy, it was an interesting idea because they were like using the tornado, Like the measuring things were using the tornado to create an image. And this one, they're like, no, we're going to put these flimsy things on the ground with a little clickety-click, and we're just going to film, like, shoot the tornado from three sides. What's the worst that could happen?

Spencer (41:07.556)
Those things, just a side note, those things punctured the ground six inches into the ground into like wet mud. I'm like, I could kick that thing over. I'm like, this thing's like they're sucking cars off the ground. You guys are tornado experts.

Luciano (41:11.77)
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, if it was like, if they had made it like super heavy and the bolted to the ground, like really tight, that's one thing, but it's like a little panel thing that they dropped. They themselves drop it on their side and whatever. Yeah, exactly. It's like an overgrown iPad is what it is.

Matt (41:13.093)
Yeah.

Chris (41:18.382)
150 %

Chris (41:26.616)
Not believable.

Chris (41:32.012)
It's a pastry menu board for the special of the day.

Spencer (41:38.788)
feel like that's like the first thing they would have considered as tornado experts. If it's like, we're gonna have these sensors around a tornado, they're gonna have to be firmly secured.

Matt (41:45.541)
Mm-hmm.

Luciano (41:48.142)
Also, once they place all three, the tornado just seems to stick where it is because it lets them map the thing. Yeah. no, I'm surrounded.

Matt (41:48.623)
Got you.

Chris (41:56.448)
They found my weakness! Three tri- triangulated sensor lead boards from from soup and salad!

Spencer (41:59.516)
Triad!

Spencer (42:07.61)
So, what was the question?

Luciano (42:08.214)
hahahaha

Chris (42:13.644)
Hey!

Matt (42:13.701)
No, we're talking about the problems with science or non-existent science in this movie.

Luciano (42:14.252)
It was not for talking about boating things like the, the, thing that they use on the Dodge Ram to stick it in place when they're in the middle of the tornado.

Spencer (42:17.265)
Yes, of course.

Spencer (42:26.66)
But yeah, that also.

Matt (42:29.743)
Two things, one, yes, this is true for the plot hole, two, really cool, that actually looks cool and seems plausible.

Spencer (42:36.14)
I, you know what, it, it, it looked sturdier than those fucking sandwich signs.

Luciano (42:36.203)
It does.

Matt (42:41.273)
Yes. They put it far enough down, I'm like, yeah, maybe that would work. The sandwich signs, it's like...

Luciano (42:42.368)
Yeah, it did.

Spencer (42:45.474)
Maybe.

Luciano (42:45.998)
And with the really big one, started to get dragged no matter what, right? So that's a little better. Fine, yeah. Yeah.

Matt (42:49.444)
Yes.

Spencer (42:49.658)
and it's a Dodge Ram. So, good, you know, I have a question about the science.

Matt (42:52.409)
Yeah, it's not a sandwich board, it's a fucking dodge ram, you got a point.

That's RAM.

Luciano (42:59.585)
about science.

Spencer (43:00.26)
How does this tornado, maybe they said this, maybe this isn't an issue or a plot hole, but how does the data they're collecting help the guy buy land off people whose houses are destroyed?

Luciano (43:12.468)
He knows where the tornado is going to hit first. That's the idea.

Spencer (43:14.852)
But what does it matter?

Matt (43:16.165)
So then he can buy the houses immediately when they're distressed. Because if you bought them before, you have to pay a real price and he doesn't want to do that. maybe, yeah, I don't know how to house them.

Spencer (43:20.228)
But in, but in...

Luciano (43:20.269)
Yeah.

Luciano (43:25.9)
He can be there like right away as the tornado hits and then be the... Well, I know, but they're already there now, but they wanna be able to predict that and sweep in in other places in the future too.

Spencer (43:29.134)
They're there already there. They're mapping that they're...

Matt (43:38.359)
I don't care, I don't understand why you're so pro this guy Luciano, like defending him like as a- You were very defensive there!

Luciano (43:41.462)
I'm not pro, I'm just saying that's what they're doing. No, no, I'm not defending, I'm just explaining.

Spencer (43:42.702)
to good business plan.

Matt (43:46.531)
Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Chris (43:47.246)
Jump on him? Jump on him at the same time? Why are you drinking the Kool-Aid? Why are you not for the people?

Luciano (43:50.594)
Hahaha

Matt (43:55.051)
I just, I'm just asking questions, it seems like.

Spencer (43:57.774)
I just think scientifically that doesn't really make any sense. If you're studying one tornado, how would that help you? I guess if you know weather patterns, it would help you know where tornadoes are coming?

Chris (43:57.987)
Mmm.

Matt (44:04.399)
Well, OK, let's go down this. We're not experts. No one's looked anything up. But let's just use the logic we made possessive talk about this. The reason why I guess we cannot predict tornadoes is we have a high level understanding of how they're created. But we don't actually know what causes them to be created.

Luciano (44:22.626)
Tyler even says something like that in the movie. We don't really know how they're formed or something. He does sometimes when he talks to the...

Matt (44:24.579)
Yeah, maybe,

He doesn't really have an accent, but yeah, great job. Yeah, it's... You don't normally know how to form! Yes! Yes! Yes, kite! Chip-chip!

Spencer (44:32.29)
don't really know how they're formed. There it is.

Spencer (44:37.722)
There, nailed it. Thank you. Aye, Governor!

Chris (44:39.054)
Yeah.

Luciano (44:39.15)
Wait, is that chimney sweep? He's a chimney sweep.

Spencer (44:43.876)
Hello, I'm Michael Cocaine. We don't really know how they're formed. Let me tell you something. Tornadoes get very loud in date.

Chris (44:45.87)
from SHRONKINGDOM

Luciano (44:56.11)
At least you kept the accent going.

Matt (44:59.247)
Great job. No, but okay, so even, so that's what he wants it for. even if that data will tell him that, the data should also then tell everybody about tornadoes. And so what is...

Luciano (45:04.878)
They don't really clarify, right, why they need the data.

Luciano (45:11.811)
Mm-hmm.

Luciano (45:19.308)
Well, they're not going to share the data, right? That was the whole thing because at the end, Javi gives Kate the data that they collect.

Matt (45:22.149)
When I was kids

Matt (45:25.957)
You know what I mean? The long term plan. The long term plan is Javi is going to get the signs to able to warn people that a tornado is coming. They can still buy distressed land because you can't just like pick up your land and run away when a tornado is coming. But at least no one dies because of the tornado.

Spencer (45:27.482)
But wasn't that Javi's plan all along?

Luciano (45:33.121)
Right.

Spencer (45:38.873)
Yeah.

Luciano (45:43.019)
Yeah, I guess.

Spencer (45:44.154)
So if that's the case, is it really that bad? If it actually saves lives?

Matt (45:45.635)
Yeah. No, I think, think he's free and clear. We may have a question about that in the third section.

Luciano (45:48.351)
Spencer (45:53.247)
well I look forward to it. Stick around folks. Stay tuned.

Matt (45:57.059)
Yeah, that's how the professionals do it. Meanwhile, back in science land, should we dare dip into explaining how this could not be such a raging shithole? How? we did. Yeah, okay.

Luciano (46:01.704)
Hahaha!

Luciano (46:10.284)
I think we already did in the beginning.

Spencer (46:11.77)
I'm pretty sure we covered that.

Chris (46:16.044)
And it was, that was Oscar tier.

Luciano (46:18.67)
It's a fuller rewrite than you'd normally like, Matt, but you can't argue with results. You can't argue with results. Yeah.

Chris (46:22.542)
That was butt in seats correction.

Matt (46:25.603)
No, results are results. This is true. That's fine. I don't think we need to follow up anymore on the plot holes. The science sucked and we hated it. Let's just dive into some third section questions and you know, freeze Chris's brain.

Luciano (46:32.299)
You

Spencer (46:42.49)
He's ready. He's primed.

Chris (46:43.63)
I'm I'm been ready.

Matt (46:44.281)
Alright, alright, alright, frozen brain. We're gonna start real easy. Javi has his truck stolen, right? Kate just like gets in and drives off after he can't explain why he's selling science to Boss Hogg, a tornado trailer. But how does Javi explain his truck being stolen to Superman? Just for anybody else who doesn't know this, the character,

Luciano (46:46.872)
Who was born ready?

Spencer (47:00.868)
Tornado Hitler.

Luciano (47:01.728)
You

Chris (47:04.43)
What?

Matt (47:13.071)
God, I believe this is right hand man and that character is played by David Cornsworth I Didn't pronounce that right and he's the new super

Chris (47:23.534)
Huzzah!

So, What are you gonna do about it? I don't want you to do anything about it, but I mean, like... Do I have feelings for Kane? That's neither here nor there! But... You can... You can tell if they're fucking, can't you? You got x-ray vision, right? Please tell me Tyler isn't doing it! Please! I put so much money into this truckin' trip!

Spencer (47:26.458)
BITCH STOLE MY TRUCK!

Luciano (47:28.809)
Hahaha!

Matt (47:30.349)
Okay

Spencer (47:38.766)
What? What? That's crazy.

Matt (47:46.789)
We gotta...

Spencer (47:49.85)
You

Spencer (47:55.29)
Hahaha

Chris (47:55.598)
I used my United Negro College Fund Scholarship to buy that truck, Superman. If Tyler, and yet I still love Kate, Tyler cannot have this one. He can't! What am I gonna do about my leg, Superman?

Spencer (48:04.824)
hate tornadoes!

Chris (48:20.238)
Superman! Can't you just like punch through his chest in a suffocates or something? He took my truck, now he's trying take my lady! I wanna be in love! You came from a planet that exploded! What do I have? What am I gonna do about my leg? I don't have anymore cocaine! Superman, can you get high? Do you like getting muffins and getting wet? Do you love? Can't you love? It might have gone something like that.

Luciano (48:21.777)
Hahaha

Matt (48:24.674)
You

Matt (48:46.213)
Does anybody else want to? Yeah.

Spencer (48:48.164)
think that's pretty accurate.

Chris (48:49.39)
Is it?

Luciano (48:50.06)
Yeah, yeah. Very... No, that was very convincing. I was convinced.

Spencer (48:54.158)
You can't top perfection.

Matt (48:56.461)
No, but you got me there. Next question then.

Luciano (48:56.781)
Yeah.

Spencer (49:00.602)
It's poor Negro fun United Negro College fun That poor man

Luciano (49:04.384)
Yeah, yeah that fucking sent me too.

Matt (49:11.173)
So, the Tyler, who's dead, Tyler and the crew are very popular on the YouTubes or the Twitch or whatever they're on. They have over a million followers. And I think businesses are gonna wanna get out on this action, right? So what companies are gonna sponsor tornadoes on his channel?

Luciano (49:12.686)
He gave himself a conniption.

Luciano (49:34.542)
Mmm.

Spencer (49:35.29)
Well now that Kate's working with him. A hobby. Kate please! I put everything into this!

Chris (49:40.736)
Hahaha

Luciano (49:42.83)
Is it gonna put like a banner on the tornado? Marry me Kate!

Matt (49:46.447)
hahahaha

Spencer (49:50.628)
This tornado is brought to you by Kate, please, I need this. I put everything into this. And you gave it to Tyler.

Chris (49:56.718)
Brought to you by Panasonic, because how this guy no more money

Luciano (50:01.582)
All I had went into the fucking truck you stole and you gave it to Tyler

Chris (50:03.502)
If

Chris (50:10.184)
K I had the truck full of Hitachi headband earbuds and I need to sell those. Why can't

Spencer (50:16.73)
I think

Luciano (50:18.606)
Ugh.

Matt (50:20.94)
That's one option in share.

Luciano (50:22.58)
Yeah, it's the last his last dime goes into spoilsor in that tornado Yeah, I'm taking a leap for love

Chris (50:23.0)
Yeah.

Yeah.

Spencer (50:27.194)
Yeah, it's his last shot. He's got to take it.

Chris (50:31.778)
Magic

Spencer (50:35.558)
so the question is what companies are sponsoring these tornadoes? Other than hobby.

Luciano (50:39.916)
Yeah. Did they have, yeah. Did the, did the companies get to name the tornadoes like they do with stadiums?

Matt (50:41.167)
So, hobby.

Matt (50:49.079)
assume.

Spencer (50:50.948)
So like, yeah, like the, like, like the, the Megadome brought to you by Scotiabank kind of vibes, right?

Matt (50:56.185)
Right. Yeah. Yeah. So like the fire turn in might be like the destructor brought to you by Johnson and Johnson.

Luciano (50:56.504)
Yeah.

Spencer (51:04.25)
topical.

Luciano (51:04.31)
United Health Care. Let's go there.

Chris (51:12.014)
There's the wonderful mouthfeel of one such company incorporated called Lubriderm.

Spencer (51:17.408)
Hmm. What they want to be somewhat affiliated with, you know, something that the culture. Yeah, John Deere.

Luciano (51:18.871)
What?

Matt (51:23.269)
tornado culture.

Chris (51:25.742)
Okay. John Deere, John Deere excavation.

Luciano (51:25.742)
TURNADO CULTURE!

Matt (51:28.493)
You don't gotta, you don't gotta, you know, cream up your arms.

Spencer (51:31.79)
The Pedofiler brought to you by John Deere.

Luciano (51:34.536)
no. no.

Chris (51:35.693)
Are you tired of being ashy and on the, what is it, the not safe list?

Luciano (51:38.946)
That went south so fast!

Spencer (51:41.656)
You

Chris (51:43.938)
Tired of being ashy and every time people come to shake your hand, you leave them with a chalk out print? Well, Lubriderm's got you, thanks to the F5 and Sepulpa.

Luciano (51:57.164)
Wait, but-

Spencer (51:57.178)
It's not a name, the name's F5. You gotta come up with a better name like that.

Matt (52:00.207)
Listen,

Chris (52:00.408)
brought to you by the F5, that was the Tornado, it landed, but Louverderm is the thing.

Matt (52:03.381)
tornado name it's this is a this is a yes and space you don't gotta be negative it's yes and it's positive i i do want to follow up slightly we we slipped into the commercial for lubriderm as we do and i just wanted to it does happens all the time you know i just want to leave some space for for the other potential companies that also could name these tornadoes and what possibly these tornado names could even be

Spencer (52:07.438)
Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Chris (52:08.268)
Unless I misinterpreted, because I was described.

Luciano (52:19.169)
As we do.

Spencer (52:20.74)
That's what it happens to anyone.

Luciano (52:35.054)
I I believe I heard the pedofiler. don't know why, but I did hear it. I did hear it.

Matt (52:38.221)
Yeah, well, this is that was I did have a I did have a follow up question. So so this is clearly not John Deere like the tractor company. That's just some dude. Yeah, OK.

Spencer (52:38.554)
Listen, we're past that. We're past that. We don't know who said that.

Chris (52:45.442)
Yeah

Spencer (52:49.722)
It's a guy Yeah, a sick sick man. It's deer spent spelled D E A R

Luciano (52:52.684)
Just some dude named John Deere, yeah. Of course, of course.

Matt (52:57.657)
Yeah, I just want to be clear for our listeners.

Luciano (52:58.446)
that's why he calls the children deer Nope, okay

Matt (53:02.755)
Nope. Absolutely not. We're not touching that.

Spencer (53:03.012)
How about, we're, we're, we'd like to say this with extreme solace, but 10,000 people have been killed by the Big Mac brought to you by McDonald's and is sweeping through the area.

Luciano (53:15.756)
You

Matt (53:17.027)
Yeah, I can see that.

Chris (53:18.744)
double big

Luciano (53:20.152)
Well, DQ would probably make some sort of a tie in with a Blizzard. Yeah. They would do that.

Chris (53:22.062)
Hey, they have a blizzard.

Spencer (53:24.199)
yeah!

Matt (53:26.275)
I am DQ, Risa, SpinaButtercup, Blizzard, Tornado.

Spencer (53:30.856)
Hahaha!

Luciano (53:30.89)
Yeah, it's destructive but it's delicious.

Chris (53:31.98)
has destroyed Sepulpa.

Matt (53:36.129)
I also think that you're definitely gonna see Rival Towns sponsor tornadoes that are headed towards their rivals.

Spencer (53:44.41)
Yeah.

Luciano (53:44.492)
hahahaha

Matt (53:45.925)
So it's like, the Fort Worth, Texas tornadoes traveling towards Dallas at a high rate of speed. I can see them liking that.

Luciano (53:53.41)
Yeah. Yeah. then you get like, you get them named like teams, right? The, Houston tornadoes seen for scene approaching Austin and Dallas at the same time.

Chris (53:54.862)
cowboys.

Yeah.

Chris (54:06.2)
converging. So then is it possible for there to be like a tornado bowl? Like which tornado, which tornado will come out on top in this like tri-state area?

Matt (54:07.215)
conversion it's twins

Matt (54:16.645)
I think what would end up happening is more of like, because these are sponsored tornadoes that have already done their damage, at the end of the year we can do like a NCAA style bracket of the most tornado kills to see who the greatest tornado is from the season. Yeah, that's fair, yep.

Luciano (54:26.57)
I was, you could do a fantasy tornado bowl and you can bet like on the stats or like which the people killed, houses destroyed and that kind of stuff.

Spencer (54:29.967)
You

Matt (54:38.083)
Yeah. Brought to you by Storm Par. At John Deal.

Spencer (54:38.97)
Great champ the pedof-

Luciano (54:40.83)
bro.

Brought to you by Toys R Us.

Matt (54:48.303)
John Deere has to tell you that he's a registered sex offender as part of his court settlement.

Chris (54:51.81)
Hahaha!

Spencer (54:52.474)
You

Luciano (54:55.246)
I really wanted to name it the pedofiler, but they wouldn't let me.

Spencer (54:59.99)
I mean...

Chris (55:00.686)
I just want to a leaf over and start over. Please!

Luciano (55:05.526)
I have to keep going to places and telling them I'm here. I can't take it anymore.

Chris (55:09.678)
Your voice is perfect, Luciano. I can't beat that.

Matt (55:12.261)
It's way easier if John Deere sponsors one tornado. A million people see it he's fine.

Luciano (55:16.652)
Yeah. Yeah.

Spencer (55:19.332)
But then why'd you name it the pedophile or John?

Chris (55:19.84)
man.

Luciano (55:22.882)
Well, because I keep my theme, you know, it's what I'm known for. No, I have many things to say. Don't do this to me.

Spencer (55:31.418)
This interview is over.

Spencer (55:37.274)
I am John's PR assistant and this interview is over. If you'd to speak with him again, call him.

Chris (55:41.134)
BUG!

Matt (55:41.701)
This has been Chris Hansen Tornado.

Luciano (55:41.902)
Technical difficulties.

Spencer (55:46.5)
You

Chris (55:47.31)
I TOLD YOU IN THE CAR, JOHN!

Matt (55:50.757)
Other questions. So obviously tornado wrangling is very popular on the internet and that would cause Red Bull to get involved and they're gonna make it an extreme sport. What other events would tornado wranglers participate in in this like X game style thing?

Luciano (55:50.817)
Yeah.

Chris (55:57.902)
Mm-hmm.

Luciano (56:00.907)
Of course.

Luciano (56:08.456)
I thought you meant that the tornadoes would be in the sport like like curling for tornadoes. That's what I was thinking of.

Matt (56:14.703)
Hey man, don't answer these questions. You answer how you want to answer.

Spencer (56:17.944)
like to think of like, like there's some kind of like wind sailing, you know, where they have to go around the tornado with in like parachutes, like a tornado race. That makes sense. Like Red Bull sponsors this, it's all done via GoPro and they jump out of the airplane and they have to like circle the tornado at a high speed. The closer you get to the tornado, the faster speeds.

Luciano (56:29.536)
Mmm.

Matt (56:41.605)
So that doesn't give them sorry, but I got stuck in my head the idea Luciano was saying that it's the tornadoes competing. So then I had, they have like a wind sail, but obviously they got to blow into the sails and make it go. So there's just like, you know, a styrofoam person weighing it down the appropriate way to make them all look the same and be visually appealing.

Spencer (56:48.247)
Okay.

Spencer (56:59.332)
So we're back to sentient tornadoes. We got here. Okay, okay. Are they televising all?

Matt (57:01.157)
I guess I don't know how we got here

Luciano (57:01.91)
Of course. The best kinds of tornadoes.

Chris (57:10.072)
I am an undying.

Spencer (57:12.694)
All like kind of weather events? that what you said? Okay, it's only tornadoes. Okay.

Matt (57:16.971)
only tornadoes. It's a tornado wrangler Olympics.

Spencer (57:22.488)
Well, clearly they're onto something with these fireworks shooting up the... You know, there's gotta be like a car one. Where they're...

Luciano (57:29.634)
Well, I thought I was thinking of like, you know how they have synchronized swimming. They do something similar with the fireworks. Like they have to do some sort of a drawing or a design inside the tornado. And then the judges will give them points for. Yeah. Yeah. We're flip flopping.

Spencer (57:42.522)
You know, it's like a visual.

Matt (57:42.629)
These are people, right? We're doing people now again? Okay. Okay, just a second.

Chris (57:44.686)
Hahaha

Spencer (57:46.595)
These aren't tornadoes anymore. I'd like to just...

Luciano (57:49.334)
I mean, it would be cool to see tornadoes shoot fireworks into other tornadoes, but it feels like a different sport. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it does.

Matt (57:53.893)
That feels illegal somehow. don't know. I have no idea.

Spencer (57:56.218)
You know in a very In a very questionable decision there they do tornado volleyball where it's just regular volleyball in a tornado and it's very hard to play Just a picture guys serving it Also equally difficult

Chris (57:58.08)
is it or is it violating?

Matt (58:03.781)
It's very hard to play.

Luciano (58:08.992)
It's one set and whoever scores the first point wins.

Matt (58:11.681)
It turns out when tornadoes play volleyball, also very hard to play.

Luciano (58:16.534)
Yeah, well they have such a difficulty putting the ball on the ground that the first point wins

Spencer (58:22.17)
I just picture people playing volleyball and the guy serves it. First point. It sucked into tornado. I don't know what we expected. This part is over!

Matt (58:31.333)
there goes their there goes Tyler's liver up into the tornado They're gone for the season

Luciano (58:31.534)
Well that didn't work out, I wonder why?

Hahaha!

Spencer (58:39.738)
Why did you invest in this for this interview is over

Luciano (58:43.278)
Was this also sponsored by John Deere? Man's got money, you gotta say.

Spencer (58:49.082)
It was sponsored by John Deere and he had an age restriction on who could play.

Chris (58:50.709)
Ha ha ha!

Matt (58:55.279)
Yeah.

Chris (58:55.49)
The following sports have been removed from the, from the, from Torrent A.O. What again? I don't know what we call this whole event. Thank you. Thank you. I can't get out of my head this, these two scenarios of like two sports where I feel like Red Bull would hire like a jackass crew that would like, however many, like just as like four, right?

Spencer (59:03.994)
It's the Tornado Olympics, yes. Brought to you by John Deere.

Matt (59:04.197)
Tornado Olympics.

Luciano (59:05.784)
Tornadolympics.

Chris (59:23.596)
And there's in the one scenario is like Bob sledding, NATO slightly sledding where you need to, you need to propel your one teammate as fast through like towards the tornado. Like if this is the edge of the tornado where like the suck zone is, you've got to, I guess it's kind of close to curly, but reverse. You don't want them to get sucked up. I swear I did not name this one.

Spencer (59:43.758)
The suck zone is brought to you by John Deere.

Luciano (59:46.408)
HAHAHAHA!

Spencer (59:51.29)
This interview is over! John, get out of here!

Luciano (59:53.486)
Do you guys want me to give this one a name too? I have some ideas.

Chris (59:59.992)
I like the porn system, what's the name? I like that. Someone told me I had to put my face on it if I wanted it to become viral.

Spencer (01:00:03.416)
John, you're running this event into the ground! They're getting close to John Deere's zone! It's getting hairy!

Luciano (01:00:06.731)
Hahaha!

Matt (01:00:15.397)
You

Chris (01:00:15.86)
you

Luciano (01:00:17.294)
They had to name it that because I paid for it.

Chris (01:00:19.074)
And it's like, zoom.

Spencer (01:00:20.41)
Yes, John. Everyone knows.

Chris (01:00:23.95)
They wouldn't take my money unless I just kept giving it and they just kept taking it. man. yeah, there's that, you wanna get them past the suck zone, but they're gonna get sucked in inevitably. So then it turns into a different round where like, if you get past, it's like a low point. But if you get caught up in the suck zone and you get catapulted through the tornado and live, you win that round.

Spencer (01:00:27.522)
Thank

Luciano (01:00:28.846)
Yeah

Chris (01:00:53.656)
This like, jackass crew is like, the only type of crew from like a team A and B that I feel would be up to a task like that. That's one game.

Luciano (01:01:02.168)
So this is basically tornado curling with people.

Chris (01:01:05.4)
Yeah, in a way.

Matt (01:01:06.039)
None of this is curling, just so we're clear. None of this is curling.

Luciano (01:01:09.016)
Why not? You're trying to get as close to the tornado as possible without getting sucked in. Exactly. All you need is a broom and then it's curling.

Spencer (01:01:09.37)
Ha

Chris (01:01:09.6)
reversed reversed

Spencer (01:01:14.98)
Just like Curly.

Chris (01:01:18.796)
And then the other one.

But then it becomes the Wizard of Oz.

Matt (01:01:23.333)
Okay, put the broom in here. So, reverse question then, Chris, this is for humans. You've bobsleds and tornadoes, but now we have the tornadoes themselves. Please create the sport with bobsleds and tornadoes.

Luciano (01:01:26.732)
Hahaha!

Chris (01:01:28.632)
Mm. Yeah.

Chris (01:01:39.598)
So a tornado, a tornado, so a tornado, like once they put on that tornado type Lycra, right? They need to get on the board because tornadoes never had a bobsled team. And Murica, Murica, Murica, let me fucking finish. Murica was like, we don't want your kind around here. And the tornado's like, Sanka, you're dead.

Luciano (01:01:40.161)
Wait, what?

Spencer (01:01:41.05)
But why sir?

Matt (01:01:47.365)
Mm-hmm.

Spencer (01:01:55.066)
Just like Jamaica.

Luciano (01:01:55.402)
no, is this Jamaica below zero?

Matt (01:02:06.995)
Hahaha

Chris (01:02:09.806)
And then Toynato's like, yeah, man, I got my eggs right here. America, kiss my two eggs. And then John Candy comes through in his tornado form, just like Qui-Gon Jinn, right? And he's like, you need to move to the left. And then they're like, move to the left. Move to the left. Move to the left. Move to the right. Move to the right. Move to the right. Move to the right. Left.

Spencer (01:02:13.083)
hahahahah

Yep.

Luciano (01:02:23.224)
It's.

Spencer (01:02:28.826)
How well do you know this movie?

Luciano (01:02:29.518)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The one change I have to make to that.

Matt (01:02:31.493)
haha

Chris (01:02:37.462)
Right, left, right, left, left, left, left, da-da, da-da, da-da, yes.

Spencer (01:02:39.47)
Right?

Luciano (01:02:42.776)
Yeah, I was gonna say the only change I would make to that is I would put a different John there.

Matt (01:02:46.463)
No, it's John... It's John Candy, played by John Deere.

Chris (01:02:47.052)
John.

Spencer (01:02:48.186)
Also brought to you and sponsored by John Deere.

Luciano (01:02:51.79)
I see. Okay.

Chris (01:02:54.325)
Yeah.

Chris (01:02:57.964)
Because Qui-Gon Jinn is... Don't worry. In the attire, just the attire. But John Deere is wearing that spirit ghost.

Spencer (01:03:00.699)
No, no, you're

Luciano (01:03:01.003)
no.

Matt (01:03:01.581)
Nope. Yeah. It's too far. It's too far.

Luciano (01:03:08.398)
yeah, that's too far.

Chris (01:03:09.102)
That's what I was going for. That's what I was going for. It's just a costume. Cool.

Matt (01:03:10.073)
Hey, so, thank you. Yeah, no, I'm done with that. At the beginning of the movie, they're talking about how people really love tornadoes. And they say it's something that's like a religion and something else.

Luciano (01:03:17.955)
Mm-hmm.

Chris (01:03:25.251)
Hmm.

Luciano (01:03:26.7)
Well, I mean, they say that tornado wrangling is part religion, part science, but yeah. Yeah. No, clearly not in this movie, at least.

Matt (01:03:31.225)
That's what it is. And we know it's not any science. So.

I wanna ask you what religion the fire tornado follows.

Luciano (01:03:42.062)
Spencer (01:03:43.194)
Sorry, are we talking about sentient tornadoes again? Are we talking about people who follow the fire tornado as a god? What is that religion? Yes.

Luciano (01:03:45.23)
Yeah

Chris (01:03:47.086)
Yeah

Matt (01:03:51.267)
You know what?

Luciano (01:03:52.81)
You do you.

Matt (01:03:54.405)
It's open to interpretation.

Spencer (01:03:57.146)
Well, I think that in whatever religion, Kate is clearly the messiah in this tornado.

Luciano (01:04:04.814)
Okay.

Spencer (01:04:06.17)
because she speaks with the gods. No, I am. No, no, Kate is the communicato for the fire god. We'll call that tornado the pedophiler. Of course. No, think that the people, it is a religion because they pray to it.

Matt (01:04:08.069)
So you're not answering my question instead. You're just going to talk about Kate for a while. Okay. Sorry, my bad.

Matt (01:04:16.517)
Right.

Matt (01:04:20.207)
Jolly llama fuel.

Luciano (01:04:21.742)
We're gonna call it the pedophiler, of course.

Matt (01:04:23.845)
Okay, fair enough.

Spencer (01:04:35.71)
And if it is happy with them, it will kill their enemies. But if it is unpleased, it will get you into John Deere's suck zone.

Matt (01:04:46.66)
You

Luciano (01:04:47.742)
Is this religion based off of Westboro or what's happening here? I guess not. no. that is so much worse. That is so much worse. That is so much worse.

Spencer (01:04:53.238)
Listen, do you want to blow up? you want to burn for eternity in the fire god of the pedophile er? Because you will Do you want to get sucked in did you want to get Do you want to get sucked into the the pedophile er John Deere sucks own? Because that could happen to you

Chris (01:05:02.894)
The seven rigs of John Deere.

Luciano (01:05:15.18)
The pedofilers John Deere's fire sex zone.

Spencer (01:05:18.68)
No, it's the pedophiler sex zone brought to you by John Deere. Okay?

Chris (01:05:22.222)
That's 800 horses of jawdeer sucking.

Matt (01:05:22.242)
That one's better, yes.

Luciano (01:05:22.83)
They keep rebranding it, I'm sorry. They keep rebranding it, I can't get it straight.

Spencer (01:05:26.906)
They keep, yeah, it's true. They keep re-branding. But I think that's the general basis. But obviously like all religion, it has its, you know, texts and you know.

Chris (01:05:29.881)
You know?

Matt (01:05:37.573)
So, Spencer, just curious, what is the name of your religion that people would follow?

Is it just the saxophone brought to you by John Deere?

Spencer (01:05:49.1)
No, no, that's just the sponsored name of the suck zone. No, it would be called Twisterotomy.

Matt (01:05:51.267)
Yeah, fair, thank you. Just checking.

Matt (01:05:58.245)
Okay. Yeah. Great. Listen, I know. We're done.

Spencer (01:06:00.372)
And it... Listen.

Luciano (01:06:00.747)
I mean, you shot your shot.

Spencer (01:06:05.754)
I'm twistering myself, so come on. I'm a little twistish.

Matt (01:06:08.735)
Okay, you said three different things. You just trying to cover your bases.

Luciano (01:06:11.154)
Yeah, I'm twisty stoo!

Spencer (01:06:13.656)
I'm three-quarter twistish, okay?

Matt (01:06:15.971)
Wait, the tornado like suck up cheese and meat at the same time or is that not allowed?

Chris (01:06:16.91)
It's the cookout.

Spencer (01:06:21.594)
Milk and meat is forbidden. Dairy, it makes it a bit gaseous. It's not good for my stomach!

Luciano (01:06:22.926)
no. Yeah.

Yeah, that and that's where the fire comes from. It's it's where the fire comes from.

Matt (01:06:27.83)
Mm-hmm.

hahahaha

Luciano (01:06:35.893)
It gets me for clamped!

Matt (01:06:39.781)
Okay, fair enough.

Yeah, okay. thank you, that was very helpful. Anybody else wanna take a stab at this one? We're just gonna be moving on.

Spencer (01:06:44.73)
I yield my time.

Luciano (01:06:47.758)
Ha ha ha.

Luciano (01:06:54.158)
no, think we can move on, but, yeah.

Chris (01:06:55.48)
You got it? Okay.

Matt (01:06:56.997)
We're gonna move on. Okay. Hey, we see not only in this movie, but also in the original Twister, all the people who hunt tornadoes are brain damaged or sorry, wrong. They've all had horrible interactions with Twisters that has damaged their brain on their behalf. But we don't cover everybody in this movie. We really just see Kate's and then Javi try to cycle on to it with his being, having been there but parked.

Luciano (01:07:10.798)
Jesus!

Okay.

Matt (01:07:25.963)
miles and miles away from the tornado and not actually seen anything happen. That's just down here and there. I just wanted to rant about that. But my question then.

Luciano (01:07:33.524)
Hahaha

Matt (01:07:37.775)
How did Scott aka Superman, what's his tornado trauma?

Matt (01:07:47.141)
And what's John Deere involves? Sorry, I'll do that.

Luciano (01:07:48.462)
So when his ship arrived on Earth, was caught by a tornado. And instead of landing in Kansas, as we know in the original story, it landed obviously in Oklahoma, but it landed on the doorstep of a completely different house.

Spencer (01:07:51.451)
Chad's here's always involved. That's why he's on a list.

Matt (01:07:59.684)
mess.

Chris (01:08:13.442)
Yeah?

Chris (01:08:17.016)
YEAH!

Spencer (01:08:17.645)
Not no. No. No.

Luciano (01:08:18.026)
It landed on the deer stand.

Matt (01:08:20.324)
Wait, is Scott John Deere?

Luciano (01:08:25.674)
No, no, he is John Deere's son, adopted son. And now if we remember John Deere's predilections, that must have been a rough childhood. And that's all I'm going to say about that.

Spencer (01:08:25.82)
Spencer (01:08:29.754)
adopted son.

Chris (01:08:30.06)
He was sepulpated by the deer.

Spencer (01:08:38.788)
boy.

Chris (01:08:38.798)
Mmm.

Matt (01:08:40.793)
You're a monster. You're disgusting. You... You filth.

Spencer (01:08:41.847)
You're sick. We're here having a good time and you just ruin it with your filth. How dare you put the pedophile in that name like that?

Luciano (01:08:48.052)
All right. Yeah, my.

Yeah.

Matt (01:08:53.999)
The pedophile was convicted one time of 700 crimes and you just can't let it go.

Luciano (01:09:01.752)
Yeah, no, I can't. I'm sorry.

Matt (01:09:03.269)
Okay, fair enough.

Chris (01:09:03.438)
Woo!

Spencer (01:09:06.97)
I mean, okay, okay.

Matt (01:09:07.011)
Nobody else? You know what, I'll give you a new one. Don't even stare at Superman. Spencer. Boon. What's Boon's tornado damage?

Chris (01:09:09.89)
Fire out.

Spencer (01:09:19.93)
Identity theft is no joke.

Chris (01:09:22.456)
Yeah

Luciano (01:09:24.848)
Wait, who stole whose identity?

Spencer (01:09:26.874)
Boon was a young, smart, Oklahoman, Oklahomian? What's the, Oklahoman young lad getting his degree in Twitch streaming and hay balin'.

Chris (01:09:27.214)
and start the tornado.

Luciano (01:09:34.518)
I think it took the Hohmann.

Matt (01:09:37.423)
Yeah, that sounds right.

Luciano (01:09:41.289)
In.

Wait, is the green tweet streaming? Okay. Okay.

Chris (01:09:46.638)
Hey, Malin!

Spencer (01:09:48.27)
And hey Bale, they don't have a lot of schools in Oklahoma.

Matt (01:09:52.429)
Where? Oklahoma sounds like a...

Spencer (01:09:52.698)
Shots fired Oklahoma. Oklahoma And he he had a promising career in hay balin and All of a sudden you got called from the bank you're overdoing your credit card bills You just booked a flight to Tahiti You just bought 800 pounds of liquid water Of liquid water what what what do what do tornadoes like

Chris (01:09:57.166)
What the? What the?

Luciano (01:09:57.454)
Hahaha

Chris (01:10:15.64)
Luberdu-

Matt (01:10:16.463)
Yeah

Luciano (01:10:16.727)
Liquid, liquid water. I would never do that.

Matt (01:10:21.797)
I only buy my water solid, sir. I would never buy liquid water.

Spencer (01:10:22.682)
Yeah

Luciano (01:10:25.71)
Yeah, yeah, I tried powder once and didn't take. Yeah.

Matt (01:10:31.098)
Wasn't for me.

Spencer (01:10:31.29)
And he said, and he said, this must be a mistake. And they say, there's no mistake, sir. You, you did this. We have the records. And when he looked into it, shocker, every place that that credit card was used was in pieces because the tornado pretended to be him before destroying everything. Along with his credit cards, which would maybe the worst part.

Matt (01:10:46.277)
tornado.

Matt (01:11:00.324)
Yes.

Spencer (01:11:01.658)
That and the 700 dead.

Luciano (01:11:04.43)
I'm glad we have our priorities straight.

Matt (01:11:04.499)
The children.

Spencer (01:11:05.454)
but it's credit cards.

Spencer (01:11:10.83)
And he racked up a bill of $75.

Matt (01:11:16.633)
That's for an Oklahoma home and that's unrecoverable.

Luciano (01:11:16.92)
How do you pay that?

Spencer (01:11:21.038)
That is unrecoverable for an Oklahoma.

Luciano (01:11:23.694)
Especially if you have a career in Hey, Balin.

Spencer (01:11:25.624)
and you can't read or write.

Luciano (01:11:28.014)
Yeah.

Chris (01:11:28.11)
That's devastating.

Matt (01:11:30.935)
And so that's great. that probably, shots fired everybody. Moving on.

Spencer (01:11:31.054)
and you're Oklahoma.

Spencer (01:11:36.42)
Fuck you Oklahoma, I'm sorry.

Luciano (01:11:38.114)
Hahaha!

Matt (01:11:42.373)
If it wasn't clear, John Deere is clearly from Oklahoma.

Luciano (01:11:45.324)
yeah, the mayor. He's the mayor of Oklahoma even though it's a state. Yes. I already went, but yeah. Yeah.

Matt (01:11:48.928)
Luciano.

What do you, what you did, Chris then? Chris.

Chris (01:11:55.458)
I got it, yeah. Let's do it.

Matt (01:11:59.781)
What's Danny? What is Danny's tornado damage? And for those of you listening that are named Spencer and didn't watch this movie Danny There are two the only way I can describe this is there are two women on Tyler's crew and Danny Danny is the one that does not fly the drone

Luciano (01:12:09.803)
Ha

Spencer (01:12:11.066)
Who the fuck is Danny?

Luciano (01:12:17.134)
One is useless.

Chris (01:12:23.566)
And she didn't drive the truck either.

Spencer (01:12:23.95)
To never call.

Matt (01:12:25.575)
She hangs out with black scientists, but doesn't drive.

Chris (01:12:27.736)
Yeah, yeah.

Spencer (01:12:28.812)
On advice of my attorney, I do not recall.

Matt (01:12:31.109)
You

Chris (01:12:31.15)
She helped like buy the extra gear when they went to that vehicle lot. It's like we did something that won't Yeah, so So Danny had a promising a promising career before before she got into tornado wrangling She she had aspirations of being the top skip the dishes driver in Sepulchre

Luciano (01:12:37.814)
Yeah, and sell the t-shirts as well.

Spencer (01:12:41.752)
Interview's over.

Spencer (01:13:00.506)
That's the top, that's the top earner in Zulba.

Luciano (01:13:00.568)
Okay.

Chris (01:13:00.762)
And listen, numbers are crazy. And like, this was her meal ticket to get out because she had a lot of dreams from, you know, riding on her based on like, she had no family left. They were all taken by John Deere. And...

Spencer (01:13:18.138)
He's a murderer too.

Luciano (01:13:19.678)
That is a catastrophe.

Matt (01:13:20.449)
Shit, I thought you were just gonna play around the tornado and that'd be fine, but that's fucked up.

Spencer (01:13:23.556)
No, no, no, that's too obvious.

Chris (01:13:24.418)
But it's, life is a seductive, unpredictable, seductive John Deere mistress. so Danny had Danny had daddy issues with John Deere because he was in the car when the family was killed. He was in the trunk. In the trunk.

Matt (01:13:43.725)
Wait, sorry, I just want to understand this. Are Danny and Superman related?

Chris (01:13:54.444)
didn't want to air out anybody's dirty laundry. It's okay. If you don't have, it's okay. Like no offense taken because like this is storytelling 101 and we're making sure that the listeners have enough meat on the bone to sink their teeth in and pull back enough sinew to shut the fuck up and let a motherfucker cook. This is my grilled sandwich.

Matt (01:13:56.111)
Sorry, I stole your thunder, I apologize, that's on me.

Matt (01:14:12.965)
Thank you.

Spencer (01:14:14.596)
Stop stalling!

Luciano (01:14:16.088)
Yeah, yeah.

Chris (01:14:22.508)
But yeah, so anyways, she was like top driver, top earner. John Deere was in the trunk. He had like the rest of her family at gunpoint, right? So like she had to, in the trunk, chopped up. Right, and like the rest were gonna die. The rest, the rest were gonna die. The rest were gonna die. Some, a leg up to the nub, and like he would chop. Correct.

Luciano (01:14:32.074)
In the trunk? Wow. Wait, yeah, why? Wait, he had the pieces at gunpoint? Is that what happens?

Matt (01:14:35.823)
Wait, why were they at gunpoint?

Matt (01:14:45.576)
Here they are 15, so like one bullet per piece.

Chris (01:14:49.836)
And it's like one of those Mazda sedans where the back of the seats like can easily pop out with like a gentle push. So like he could lay waste to the rest of the family in the van. Anyways, Danny had to like, she botched her meal ticket like, cause DoorDash wanted her, Uber wanted her, but Skip the Dishes was like, we're gonna keep you, but Skip the Dishes didn't know. Long story short, the tornado, the tornado came into the mix when Jared from Subway wanted to come in and like lay waste like,

Spencer (01:15:17.207)
god, what?

Chris (01:15:19.468)
Jared wanted to like buy the whole town Boss Hog style.

Matt (01:15:24.037)
This actually makes sense. Jared was sent on a hoeing in on John Deere's territory.

Chris (01:15:28.344)
Correct!

Luciano (01:15:28.45)
I was gonna say Jared was John Deere's in disguise.

Chris (01:15:31.95)
But the tornado came in and ruined everything. There was no deal anymore because her sector, her spot was blown up. And so no town, no more competition because all these drive businesses went elsewhere to go and populate and start over. And the tornado laid waste. so she's like, no family. John Deere proceeded to kill the rest of her family. No job.

Luciano (01:15:35.403)
As they do.

Chris (01:15:58.796)
So who she gotta go and do, what she have to do now? She's gotta go and play Seventh Fiddle, still in the music box, to Tyler's Wrangling Crew. She's got no purpose.

Luciano (01:16:09.538)
I see.

Matt (01:16:10.735)
cut deep. Moving on. Now it really really makes you think about people's past and where they come from and hey why is Javi a thief sorry that's not fair Javi. How did Javi get the prototypes? Because you just got a couple of prototypes in the military. What does that mean?

Luciano (01:16:30.126)
Hmm.

Chris (01:16:32.59)
Well, if Red Bull was here, how would they spin that?

Matt (01:16:37.315)
I don't know.

Luciano (01:16:37.334)
I mean, before you before you spin anything, you have to tell us how, needs to be spun.

Chris (01:16:46.988)
What was the question?

Matt (01:16:48.069)
Ha

Spencer (01:16:48.506)
Hahaha!

Chris (01:16:53.198)
I need to...

Matt (01:16:56.837)
Javi acquires, finger quotes, a couple of prototypes from the military. What does does acquire mean?

Chris (01:16:58.051)
Yes.

Uh-huh.

Chris (01:17:07.34)
You're so right. So when you take Steve Ballmer, right, with all of the shares...

Matt (01:17:12.421)
Okay, didn't start any better.

Luciano (01:17:15.907)
No.

Spencer (01:17:16.09)
Do you need to the question again Chris?

Chris (01:17:17.538)
with all this shit.

Matt (01:17:18.789)
Hahaha

Luciano (01:17:19.118)
Yeah

Chris (01:17:22.042)
I could ask it, but that would be too easy. We're making content here. Okay, Steve Ballmer sweats profusely. Harvey needed money. Okay. He lost all of his Oklahomaian brethren to the massacre of Kate. And so his... Yes, sir.

Spencer (01:17:26.17)
You

Luciano (01:17:26.956)
We're making something all right.

Matt (01:17:30.949)
All right.

Matt (01:17:37.221)
Chris, can you me a favor? Can you condense this story 15 seconds? Maybe we have to skip a couple parts of the chapters. That's fine. The audience will follow along. Yeah.

Chris (01:17:41.922)
Yeah!

Chris (01:17:47.18)
That's okay. We'll put the timer on the clock. Steve Ballmer sweats profusely. Kate is a villain. She killed all of her friends. so, Javi was left with no choice but to turn to the military to leverage all of his skills, right? And then Ballmer was like, why don't we work together? I know you know this Riggs guy, but let me tell you, I can grease the gears just as well, if not better. You get in there, get the tack, I'll pay your way, and then you can run all the tests you want. And furthermore, go and get me Kate.

Spencer (01:17:47.182)
You

Okay, and go.

Matt (01:17:54.692)
Mm-hmm.

Matt (01:18:00.185)
Yep, obviously.

Chris (01:18:16.098)
because something tells me that she knows something and I can't have any loose ends.

Spencer (01:18:20.378)
Are you talking about the former owner of Microsoft?

Matt (01:18:23.833)
Yeah, the current order of the LA Clippers is pretty obvious, Spencer. I don't know why you're following a LAR.

Luciano (01:18:23.885)
Yes, he was.

Spencer (01:18:25.114)
Okay, okay Just what that's all right must have missed something But you know what that's on me you That's fine I take hands up accountability right here, okay

Chris (01:18:27.756)
Where have you been? Did you watch this movie?

Matt (01:18:30.489)
Yeah. He explained it all. It's fine. Yeah. You know what, Spencer? Spencer, if you weren't paying attention, it's, you know what? Okay. So Spencer, one more time. The question is, how did Harvey acquire the material from the government? With or without C-Bomber's help? That's optional.

Chris (01:18:35.647)
Hahahaha!

Luciano (01:18:35.783)
Hahahaha!

Chris (01:18:42.894)
No.

Luciano (01:18:43.232)
Hahaha!

Spencer (01:18:51.866)
Legendary basketball coach. No, I couldn't even. Phil Jackson. No. Listen, they put together, we're putting together a job. We need a team. We need one tech guy. That's Javi. We need an acrobat. That's that small Asian guy from Ocean's Eleven.

Luciano (01:19:00.192)
I'm Jackson!

Matt (01:19:19.375)
Jesus, that's not racist at all.

Spencer (01:19:21.274)
How I don't know his name I don't know any tiny acrobats

Matt (01:19:23.365)
Thank you for watching.

Luciano (01:19:24.152)
Yeah, that doesn't help. That doesn't help your case. None of that helps your case.

Spencer (01:19:29.484)
You shut your-

Chris (01:19:30.314)
I thought you were gonna go with Daddy DeVito, but that's... That's okay, like, it's okay.

Matt (01:19:30.905)
He's an actor. Yeah, it's just picked Andy DeVino. He'll fit in all the small spaces. It's fine. It's acting.

Spencer (01:19:35.739)
Okay, okay, we need Danny DeVito. I'm gonna specify why.

Matt (01:19:39.599)
Great, good choice.

You know why he's a tiny Asian acrobat. It's fine.

Spencer (01:19:46.458)
We need an explosives expert. We're getting Steve Ballmer.

Chris (01:19:47.47)
You

Chris (01:19:53.198)
Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

Matt (01:19:53.449)
I don't know.

Luciano (01:19:56.526)
Developers, developers, developers. Woo!

Spencer (01:19:58.714)
That's right. Most importantly, we need a seductress to distract security and gain their trust. Legendary sponsor, John Deere. Legendary sponsor of the pedophiler and the sex zone, John Deere.

Matt (01:20:06.767)
Mm-hmm.

Luciano (01:20:07.256)
John Deere.

John Deere is the seductress.

Chris (01:20:13.998)
Can I ask you a question? Can I? Can I?

Luciano (01:20:16.194)
Yeah, leave it to me, leave it to me, nobody will get past me.

Spencer (01:20:27.78)
With those people, we can acquire the tech we need to scan tornadoes or whatever for the love of my life, who I need to come back to me. Kate, please. She's like.

Chris (01:20:28.108)
Yeah!

Luciano (01:20:39.182)
Cake please!

Chris (01:20:43.79)
Hey! I used my bus pass to get here!

Luciano (01:20:49.422)
You

Chris (01:20:51.758)
Why? Why did it have to be Tyler, Kate? You know my bus pass doesn't work two ways. I used it. It took me an hour to get here, Kate.

Spencer (01:21:00.634)
You

Luciano (01:21:04.29)
yeah.

Spencer (01:21:04.442)
Talk to her Steve Volver! I need this! I think that I'm pretty fu-

Luciano (01:21:08.238)
Please sir, I'm the one! I need this!

You know how long a bus takes to get here in the tornado season?

Chris (01:21:18.816)
DEBRIS EVERYWHERE!

Spencer (01:21:23.066)
Danny DeVito, help me out! Sorry guys, this is the job. This is the job I needed you for. It's to steal Kate's heart.

Luciano (01:21:23.278)
Luciano (01:21:30.474)
It's not to steal stuff from the military, but it's to help Javi get the girl. Yeah. That's the greatest military secret of all.

Matt (01:21:37.285)
This is the thing, yeah, he wasn't trying to scan the tornado, he was trying to scan Kate's heart to understand it.

Chris (01:21:38.999)
Chris (01:21:44.784)
a symmetry.

Luciano (01:21:46.222)
I see.

Spencer (01:21:46.322)
dear, seducer! That's your job!

Luciano (01:21:48.854)
Hahaha!

Chris (01:21:50.392)
Can I ask you a question, security guard?

Luciano (01:21:53.448)
Yeah.

Spencer (01:21:55.162)
I think we wrapped that up pretty in a nice little package.

Matt (01:21:57.261)
No, no further questions. We must move on to the end scenario of this podcast. We review these movies. We gave a score on the S tier scoring system, patent pending. We may have to change to the suck zone scoring system. I don't

Spencer (01:22:09.978)
Brought to you by John Deere. John Deere. Is our ranking system officially sponsored by John Deere?

Luciano (01:22:10.734)
But yeah, the tier the tier system brought to you by John Deere So you go from ass it can be a it can be B C D or E or F or there's also a Z at the end for when it really sucks. It's the part I like Okay

Chris (01:22:30.446)
Yeah.

Matt (01:22:31.493)
So yeah, camera rating on that scale that Jon so delightfully described to us and a bit of a review just to let you know what we thought of this movie and I'm going to pick

Chris (01:22:35.544)
Kate! KATE!

Luciano (01:22:37.462)
Hahahaha!

Matt (01:22:50.757)
Spencer, why don't you go first?

Spencer (01:22:53.262)
this movie is so much better. Our version of this movie is so much better. Us discussing this movie is so much better than what this movie actually is. like thinking about this movie brings me joy just because of all the delightful imagery we've developed about it. However, the movie itself was very bad and very stupid. Unfortunately.

Luciano (01:22:56.989)
Hahaha!

Yeah.

Chris (01:23:01.336)
Yes.

Chris (01:23:05.486)
Correct. Cook.

Luciano (01:23:15.342)
Unfortunately, I can't rate the ones we wanted.

Chris (01:23:15.758)
Yeah

Chris (01:23:22.03)
Can we?

Spencer (01:23:23.662)
I'm gonna give this movie...

Probably a D for Duck Zone.

Chris (01:23:32.27)
Matt (01:23:33.778)
Come

Spencer (01:23:33.882)
yeah, I just, like, honestly, it was just very formulaic and, you know, I I forgot about the movie by the time, like the next day.

Luciano (01:23:34.145)
see.

Matt (01:23:46.339)
Yeah. No, that's fair. Luciano, why don't you? Exactly.

Spencer (01:23:48.698)
And who's Danny?

Chris (01:23:50.25)
Yeah.

Luciano (01:23:51.23)
Yeah, to be fair, I didn't know who Danny was when I was watching

Matt (01:23:55.887)
fine. It's fine. Luciano, why don't you go next?

Chris (01:23:56.194)
Hahaha

Luciano (01:23:59.966)
So this isn't a movie, this is a cardboard cutout of a movie. The plot is formulated like Spencer said is like predictable. You know, the whole thing with Javi being involved with Boss Hogg, I'm sorry, Marshall Riggs. And of course they were doing some shenanigans that he didn't want Kate to know. All of that, the romance. was, the only surprise was that there was no kiss, which is saying something. It's...

Chris (01:24:05.688)
Haha.

Spencer (01:24:27.738)
Bullshit.

Luciano (01:24:29.09)
boring. Even the action scenes were boring. There's nothing to write home about this movie. There's nothing to recommend it for. it's not like I said, it's not Madame Webb, but it's cool. So to me, it's like an E. Yeah.

Matt (01:24:44.581)
there right Chris.

Chris (01:24:48.034)
Y'all, look is in my eyes. Don't watch this movie. Well, we're also recording this too because we're in a growth phase. You might end up seeing this on the YouTubes, but listen, well, thanks to John Deere, it probably won't happen, but.

Matt (01:24:50.777)
or listen to his voice get into your ears during the audio version of this

Matt (01:25:01.017)
I doubt it.

Luciano (01:25:02.666)
I doubt it.

Spencer (01:25:03.898)
Spoiler. Yeah, season assist.

Matt (01:25:07.717)
You

Chris (01:25:08.03)
You know, I'm tired of you slandering my name.

Spencer (01:25:10.028)
It was Deer spelled D-E-A-R, we said that on the show!

Chris (01:25:14.254)
I told you if I was gonna support you financially, would have to get my name incorrect. I'm trying to be incognito. Yeah, so don't watch this movie. Based on the gift of content and foundation that it gave us to do our thing, I want to give it an S because of what it gifted us, but that's not the type of rating system this is. This movie is an F. I was angry. I have an Otter audio note that captures

Luciano (01:25:23.731)
Hahaha!

Chris (01:25:44.882)
The tone of my disc discomfort like how cringe Tyler was Creeping up on Kate and stuff it like and how okay? We're supposed to be with that as an audience just because he's good-looking and stuff and I'm like no and then like No, I don't want to talk about this movie anymore. I'm gonna let's start No, I'm done. You're my time. Don't watch this movie run

Matt (01:26:05.818)
Good. job. this movie was fun. I turned my brain off and gave up on all life and sent you in operation. I had a fun time. C. Would recommend to get high and no, God no, would recommend, but get really fucking high and who knows.

Chris (01:26:13.462)
Yeah

Luciano (01:26:17.358)
Really?

Matt (01:26:22.969)
or can watch the hentai version of the movie we're creating.

Luciano (01:26:26.51)
I was gonna say

Spencer (01:26:27.002)
You

Matt (01:26:30.511)
Your choice. With that done, we are gonna watch a different movie next week. I expect much better results than Twisters. It's a blockbuster. I hope you're all excited. It is Joker Part D. sorry, Folly D.

Spencer (01:26:55.258)
boy.

Luciano (01:26:55.436)
drop to do.

Matt (01:26:57.411)
Yeah. Hope you all enjoyed it.

Luciano (01:27:00.184)
Yeah, yeah. Since we watched such a good movie this time, let's watch an even better movie next time.

Matt (01:27:07.897)
You're welcome. So, just so didn't get it, Joker, not the first one. You're not gonna have a good time watching this from everything I read.

Luciano (01:27:09.39)
You

Luciano (01:27:16.718)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Spencer (01:27:16.89)
Don't be confused!

Matt (01:27:20.589)
If you're having a good time, you're watching the wrong Joker. Stop. Get the other one. Which is called Joker Foliette.

Luciano (01:27:24.437)
Yes.

Chris (01:27:24.503)
Ha ha ha!

Luciano (01:27:28.087)
Yeah

Chris (01:27:28.138)
And then, yeah.

Luciano (01:27:32.878)
Okay. Yay.

Matt (01:27:33.785)
Yeah, good luck.

Spencer (01:27:35.13)
KATE PLEASE!

Chris (01:27:37.231)
Listen! I told you once before! Listen!